[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

With Elvira, the walking golden finger, the members of the Avengers destroyed the base very quickly.

Quickly and successfully.

In the process, Iron Man and the others also captured some Hydra members who were hiding deeply, and Avella directly "expressed" them back to the S.H.I.E.L.D. building.

"Very well, we can take a good rest for a while now—by the way, repair your fragile captain's uniform." After the mission, the group went directly back to the Avengers base, and Avella, who was a great hero, received a very rich reward. Snack rewards, but she is not in the mood to eat for the time being.

Elvira: ...I always feel that I just heard something extraordinary.

After teasing Captain America casually, Iron Man walked around to the bar and poured himself a glass of wine, and handed Dr. Banner a cup of coffee by the way.

"Repair the uniform? What's wrong with the captain's uniform?" Dr. Banner, who stayed behind in the building, couldn't hide his curiosity and asked, "By the way... why did you come back wearing a T-shirt and jeans, Captain?" You were still wearing the uniform when you set off.

"...I bought that for the captain." Elvira raised her hand a little guilty. After all, she has a very good memory. She probably will never forget the scene she saw at the base in her lifetime. "I think this It looks better all over."

Captain America, who didn't know what she was thinking, immediately showed a gentle and grateful smile.

Elvira: "..." My conscience ached.

"Oh, Fury's call." Not long after, Iron Man standing by the bar shook his phone at them, and then connected the call directly, "He's here to express his thanks." Iron Man who put down the phone said himself Gu Zi conveyed the words of the bald director, "The gangster who peeked at the captain's chest is the leader of the experimental base, and he provided some information."

"Pectoral muscles?" Dr. Banner said blankly, "What are you talking about?"

"I'm going back to school first!" Elvira, who couldn't bear to see her big-breasted sweetheart get hurt, gave up all her snacks and teleported back to school.

"Wow." Tony Stark sighed inexplicably, "She is such a kind girl."

Steve: "..."

After returning to school, Elvira walked into a large classroom where classes were taking place as if no one else was there. The teachers and students in the classroom also listened to the lecture seriously as if they had never seen her at all.

At the end of a class, Elvira received a call from Catherine. The two met on the lawn in front of the complex and walked towards the off-campus food street arm in arm.

"I just went to the hospital to see Eric."

Elvira has a very good memory, which can be called a photographic memory, but Catherine sometimes says that she is like a goldfish, with only seven seconds of memory, because Elvira will directly take some people and things that are so common to ordinary, or that she doesn't care about. Forget it.

"You remember that Eric from the sports department? We're on good terms."

Elvira really doesn't remember much, but when Catherine said that, she immediately called up a video of a boy from the unimportant part of her memory.

He is about 1.8 meters tall, has black hair and a short cut, and has muscular body. He looks like he often works out.

"Oh, the one who is often mistaken for the physical education teacher?" Eric is tall and strong, with strong muscles, and he doesn't like to smile. Many people who don't know him will mistake him for the physical education teacher. A shot put can be thrown more than ten or 20 meters.

"What happened to him? Why did he go to the hospital?" Could it be a passionate solo battle with another muscular boy?

Elvira didn't ask the last sentence, and fortunately she didn't ask, because Catherine's answer was beyond her expectations——

"Eric raised a little hamster in the dormitory, called Pudding. The hamster doesn't live long. When he returned to the dormitory at noon today, he found that Pudding was dead. He passed out from grief."

Elvira: "..."

Elvira: "...???"

Catherine: "Eric was still very sad when I left the hospital, and said that after I was discharged from the hospital, I would definitely give Pudding a make-up funeral."

Elvira: "…………………"

Humans are amazing.

I always feel that there are too many slots in the words of my good sister just now. Elvira hesitated to speak for a long time and did not say anything. The two entered a pizza shop with ease, and Catherine ordered two pizzas according to her usual habits. Plus three snack packages, she propped her chin and looked out of the window for a while, and said with emotion: "Eric is still so kind, I remember he often took food to feed the stray dogs in the old campus last semester, after being bitten I didn’t give up, and went back after getting the rabies vaccine.”

Elvira:?Human Behavior Award? ?

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Facts have proved that students who can study at MIT often have skills that ordinary people can't get. For example, Eric, who can hold a barbell with one hand, will faint directly because of the normal death of the hamster, causing his poor The roommate dialed 911 in a state of extreme panic. For example, Catherine, who regards physics as her new love, can argue with her professional teacher for three hours in the corridor on the sixth floor of the physics building because of a difficult knowledge that she just learned. It successfully triggered the teacher's high blood pressure, causing the assistant professors who were onlookers to call 911 in a state of extreme panic. Another example is that Avilla, who seems to be a contemporary gluttonous student, can eat a whole 911-inch pizza and add two The horrific continual eating after the snack set left the shopkeeper, who initially advised them to eat less, ready to call [-] in a terrified state.

Time passed little by little, and gradually, night came, and the radiant lights circulated on various buildings and signboards near and far, and the dark night was rendered lively.

In the pizzeria exuding the aroma of food, Catherine looked at the slender sister in front of her, and asked her soul: "Are you full?"

Elvira: "It's okay."

"...Then let's move on to another store." The brown-haired girl smiled awkwardly and politely at the female boss who had been paying attention to them. She stood up with her bag in her hand, and Elvira, who wiped her mouth with a tissue, followed suit. She stood up together, and Catherine swears, the female boss absolutely showed a look of relief at this moment.

The area around the food street is full of different restaurants and coffee shops and bakeries. Catherine accompanied Elvira to another dessert shop, and once again sighed from the bottom of her heart for the grace of the other party's family.

According to Elvira's food intake, ordinary families can't afford it. In addition, Elvira has never applied for a school loan, nor has she taken part-time jobs when she is not in class. Obviously, all her expenses in college are equivalent to It was borne by the family—even if she never mentioned her family to Catherine.

Catherine didn't like to talk about her parents living in Gotham before. After comparing her heart with her heart, she can fully understand Elvira's actions. No matter what the reason is, if Elvira doesn't tell her, she won't ask. This is the best way to be a friend. Basic respect.

Elvira, who didn't know how much her good sister misunderstood her, was happily enjoying the double scoop ice cream in front of her. While eating, she took a picture on a whim and sent it to everyone in the address book—— Except Catherine.

Catherine, who thinks she knows Elvira quite well, will never know that she is the only friend of the other party in this school. Elvira "created" such an identity for herself, and she is adapting to it according to her own habits. status, but she wasn't interested in building closer relationships with too many people in the school.

In fact, there are not even more than ten contacts in Elvira's mobile phone communication. Apart from Catherine and the members of the Avengers, only Professor X and Peter Parker who occasionally communicate.

She had left contact information for BAU's Jennifer Jeange before, but with the mentality that she would know the number when the other party called, Elvira did not take the initiative to ask for Jennifer Jeanger's mobile phone number.

The style of "doing my own way" and "doing as I feel happy" is fully reflected in this aspect.

The photos of the ice cream were sent out, and some people responded one after another, and everyone's replies were in line with their personal characteristics. Avra ​​was typing while eating ice cream, with a happy smile on her face.

Catherine: "Who are you talking to?"

Elvira: "It was the captain and Peter just now, and now it's Mr. Stark—oh, the captain sent me a message again."

Catherine smiled, and turned her head to look at the night scene outside the window. At this moment, Elvira suddenly bent her fingers and tapped on the table.

"what happened?"

"The grade group just sent a message about this summer study tour." Elvira motioned Catherine to look at her mobile phone. "It will last ten days, and there are three locations to choose from."

"Where do you want to go?" Catherine knew that she would definitely attend without needing to say anything.

"Sicily, I heard that the scenery there is beautiful."

"Okay." Without any hesitation, the brown-haired girl agreed with a smile, "Let's go to Sicily."

The happy summer vacation is coming, and before Elvira embarks on a beautiful trip to Sicily, she still has one task that must be completed—the final exam. It was fine for Vera.

Three days before the official start of the summer study tour, Elvira and Catherine were ready for the trip, but unfortunately, there is a fucking Murphy's Law in this world, and Catherine just said in a normal way, "I hope we go to Sicily Everything will be fine after Gotham", and the next day, they learned the news that Arkham Asylum was bombed from social networks.

In the hearts of Gotham natives like Catherine, Arkham Asylum could have another name called "You will never guess what kind of mental concentration camp they want to do." Therefore, after seeing this news, Catherine's face immediately changed. It's changed, and I can't help thinking of all possible situations in my mind-none of which are not bad.

Of course, the kind and powerful Elvira will not let the good sisters worry like this forever, and the two teleported back to Gotham.

After confirming that both her parents were still physically and mentally healthy and had no missing arms or legs, Catherine breathed a sigh of relief, and realized Avra's awesomeness belatedly. The two went back to the bedroom on the second floor to check the latest news. As expected, this time The unexpected incident is related to the clown again.

"I remember... You have Batman in Gotham, and he has caught the clown many times, right?" Elvira recalled the information she had, "Why didn't he kill the clown?"

"... Gotham doesn't have the death penalty." Catherine smiled, a smile that was obviously tired and mocking, "Batman can't kill people if he wants to be Gotham's dark knight."

Elvira blinked, obviously not understanding, but she didn't struggle for too long, and said directly: "Then how about I kill the clown? I can solve this problem for you."

"...No." On Catherine's face, there was still a trace of shock and bewilderment after hearing the inquiry. Her body was faster than her brain, and she stretched out her two hands to hold Elvira's, "Don't do this, Xiao Ai." She took a deep breath and said as calmly as possible, "Don't do this for me, or my parents, or Gotham, or anyone else, it's none of your business."

Elvira: "I just don't want you to be so worried all the time."

There is no fear for no reason, and there is no loss for no reason. Elvira knows where the source of all this is, so she thinks it will be fine as long as the source is extinguished.

"I know, I know—thank you." Catherine smiled, this time with tolerance and warmth, "It's just that you are wrong, even if the clown dies, my fear will not disappear. The city isn't going to get any better — but I'm still grateful, really, that you're willing to do this for me, I'm really happy."

not understand.

The night breeze brought a bit of coolness, and Elvira stood silently at the highest point of the city, with tall buildings standing under her feet, and countless criss-crossing roads in the darkness.

The human mind is really complicated, which often confuses her.

The night was very dark, with a few scattered stars hanging from the sky, the slender figure disappeared on the high platform, and appeared in a dark and messy alley in an instant.

Elvira put on the cosplay mask she just brought from the mall, and slowly revealed her figure.

"Batman, I have a question for—"

With a whoosh, Elvira inserted a bat dart at her feet, and the Dark Knight of Gotham didn't give her a chance to finish her sentence, and a deep and hoarse voice sounded in the alley.

"Get out of my city," Batman said.

Elvira: "...?"

How arrogant is this man? ? ?

Bruce Wayne, who has always become a particularly straight man at such times, tore up the warm atmosphere of the exchange script under the moon with a common catchphrase, and Ivy, who is obsessed with all kinds of learning and has a little dabble in ancient Chinese romance novels La sneered and said, "Very well, you have successfully caught my attention, I—"

"Oh, Bats, are you having some fun little game?"

Mr. Clown, who has Batman’s GPS positioning function, interrupted Elvira’s overbearing lines with a smile. Elvira rolled her eyes in displeasure, and Batman in the alley was also very angry—— He just realized he couldn't move.

Without any extra actions, Elvira gave the clown a wooden buff of the same style as Batman, but neuropathy is neuropathy. After finding out that he was immobilized, the clown not only didn't panic, but immediately became excited, and kept babbling Without stopping, Aiweila silenced him, and her mood, which was not good at first, suddenly became worse.

Then she called Captain America.

It's actually a bit strange to say that at the moment of dialing out the phone, Elvira didn't think about anything, just did it, and at a long time later, at the time when she sometimes suddenly recalled this incident, Elvira suddenly understood her thoughts.

— She was dependent on Steve Rogers.

She couldn't give a very specific reason, and she couldn't find the initial germination. Before she seriously analyzed herself, this sense of dependence already existed.

"Batman?" The voice on the other end of the phone was obviously surprised. Elvira, who didn't know that the Avengers and the Justice League had a certain cooperative relationship, released Batman's control according to Captain America's request. The Dark Knight stood in the alley Li quietly looked at her, with no intention of communicating, let alone leaving.

"...I think he's going to punch me, Steve."

Batman, who has successfully captured important keywords and is very good at associating, said, "Are you from the Avengers?"

"No," Elvira frowned and glanced at him, then walked out holding the phone, "I'm sorry, Steve, I didn't know you guys knew Batman too..."

The young brunette was unaware that she had changed the name of Steve Rogers from Captain to a more endearing one, and Steve himself hadn't expressed any objection to it.

"Are you still in Gotham, Elvira?"

"Well, Catherine is here too, she's my friend at MIT." Elvira directly forgot about Batman and the Joker in the alley, "I'm already home—I mean, Catherine's house .”

"That's good, go to bed early." On the other side, in the Avengers Building in New York, Steve Rogers stood by the window holding his mobile phone, his blue eyes were dyed a hazy dark blue by the night starlight coming through the window , he smiled slightly, with gentle arcs at the end of his eyes.

"Good night, Elvira."