[Zhongyingmei] Blame me for being so cute!

Catherine broke up with her boyfriend.

The reason is——

"I asked him who would he save if I fell into the river with his ex-girlfriend at the same time? He said he didn't know."

The beautiful brown-haired girl was sitting drunkenly on the bar, with a glass of freshly poured cocktail in front of her, and Elvira sat next to her with her chin propped up, with a glass of half-drunk lemonade in front of her.

"You were right to break up with him."

"why?"

"You should stay away from the broom star."

"..."

Catherine obviously choked, and then picked up the cocktail with tears in her eyes, "That bastard must be with Amanda now." Amanda is the ex-girlfriend Catherine just mentioned, "Maybe they are having sex happily now."

Girls' sixth sense can always play a very wonderful role in many cases-such as catching rape.

Of course, Catherine chose not to break up with her boyfriend who had been in love for many years because of such a simple problem. Disappointment is accumulated little by little, even if Elvira can't understand-bye bye, bye bye, the next one will be better, Catherine was still in the beginning Choose to forgive, but fortunately, she is finally out of the sea of ​​suffering.

"I can introduce you to a reliable and handsome boy. Do you have any special requirements? Tall? Rich second generation?" This common saying goes well, the best way to heal emotional trauma is to start the next relationship as soon as possible, For the lifelong happiness of her good sister, Elvira doesn't mind using her abilities.

In fact, there are not many good boys in this world, and she can "see" them with just a few glances.

"No thanks, I have decided to keep my studies as companions from now on, and physics is my love." Catherine said seriously, "I will study hard and strive to become the youngest physicist as soon as possible!"

Elvira: "Okay, then I will help you pay more attention to hair restorers with good effects on the Internet."

Catherine: "..."

After drinking almost three cocktails, she suddenly became sober.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooows.Elvira's original intention was to express her concern, but unexpectedly, Catherine's attention was drawn by her. The good sister raised her head and drank the last sip of wine in the glass, and began to complain tearfully about how difficult physics is.

From the steady-state wave function to the superstring theory to the renormalization group of antimatter and dark energy, which sounds very grand, Catherine narrated the content that ordinary people and most scumbags would never understand at a speed beyond the normal level of human beings. Finally, I would like to add that this knowledge point is really difficult. It took me two full days to understand it. I can be called a first-level researcher of contemporary Versailles studies.

Wearing a black vest, the guy at the bar with an evil smile used to wink at Catherine from time to time, but now he automatically distanced himself, and he didn't even want to give him a look.

This person must hate physics - the wise Elvira summed it up silently.

"The Greek tragic poet Euripides said that if you love too deeply, you will lose your glory and value." Taking advantage of the timing of Catherine rubbing her lemonade, Elvira gave her reply in time, "If you really want to be with me If you love each other physically, then I suggest you not spend too much enthusiasm on it."

"Nonsense, you are talking ironically." Catherine held the wine glass and gave her a sideways glance, "But sometimes I really can't tell the difference between you philosophy students and literature students."

Elvira smiled: "I just recently learned about the witch hunt that happened at the end of the Middle Ages."

Catherine: "Hmm, do you think there are witches in this world?"

Elvira: "Then do you believe that there are gods in this world?"

"God is everywhere-this is a sentence my father often talks about, maybe it is because of this that he is reluctant to leave Gotham." Catherine sat up slightly, "God, I don't even realize it By the time we arrive, the word has been used many times, hasn't it?"

"Whoever persists in righteousness will gain life, and whoever pursues evil will surely die." Elvira read a sentence from the Bible in a flat tone, with a slightly subtle expression, "Human beings are really strange."

Strange and contradictory.

Some people believe in God from the bottom of their hearts, and believe in the existence of so-called gods, but at the same time they commit evil and bloody crimes.

Show no mercy to the wicked and deceitful.

When the lowly rise up among the world, there are wicked people everywhere.

Human beings are really conflicted.

Also really smart.

After returning to school, Catherine fell asleep quickly due to the strong alcohol effect. Elvira could always maintain the good habit of going to bed late and getting up early, so she went to the school cafeteria to pack her and Catherine breakfast for two.

Catherine was grateful and moved—until she took a bite of an unidentified sugar bacon in the lunch box.

After noticing the distorted expression of her good sister for a moment, Elvira also took a bite cautiously——

"........."

"I suddenly remembered..." Elvira said in an erratic tone, "This window used to be for canned yellow peaches."

Catherine: "..."

Catherine: "......"

"Very good. After robbing the white salt, our restaurant uncle went together to rob the white sugar again."

MIT's on-campus cafeteria might as well just change its name to No Seasoning That We Can't Grab!

……

In the summer afternoon, the sun is bright and sunny, lazily sprinkled among the tree-lined avenues on both sides of the road.

A gust of wind blew by, and the leaves trembled slightly on the branches, bringing an unknown faint fragrance.

A red sports car that looks expensive is quietly parked in front of the Philosophy Building of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. The color of the bag and the smooth body, every part of it shows the same ostentatious light as the owner.

"Mr. Stark."

Tony Stark took off his sunglasses and looked at her, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, "I look good today."

"Thank you."

Elvira is wearing a light-colored floral dress that is particularly easy to roll over today, but her skin is fair, and her facial features are also very delicate. Standing in the sun, she is even more beautiful, her skin is radiant and transparent, like the best white jade.

"Get in the car first, and talk while walking." Iron Man opened the car door for her gentlemanly, then turned to the other side and got into the driver's seat alone. Birdman from Avengers Tower?"

Elvira: "Remember."

Tony: "They are considered victims of living body experiments. Of course, not everyone is innocent. Hydra's living body experiment bases are scattered in different cities in different countries. According to Fury's speculation, there are at least five—but we Only three were found, and the latest one was found by the captain. He brought back a lot of discarded materials. According to the data, this experiment started much earlier than we thought, and this recently discovered base also It's been around for years in the dark."

The previous S.H.I.E.L.D. was soaked into a sieve by Hydra, and it was normal for Nick Fury to fail to discover these long-hidden bases. Of course, at the moment he saw the information, no one was more suitable to play Baogong is gone.

"The captain found it? Was he injured?"

Iron Man is sure that Elvira fully understands what he wants to express, but the girl's first words are a little bit out of his expectation.

"OK, I understand." Tony Stark, a veteran in love, glanced at her with that obvious smile, "Let the captain come and pick you up next time."

"Okay." Elvira responded very simply.

"That's why you like Captain so much?" Iron Man didn't intend to hide his curiosity at all, "Can I ask why?"

"Because I like his smell the most. You and Peter's smell is also good, but the captain smells the best." Elvira said seriously, "If there is someone who smells better than him in the future, he won't be me. Favorite."

Tony: "..."

Why is this speech so scumbag.

The old driver, Ni, always felt that Avella's explanation was inexplicably sexual. However, she still had an upright face, as if she was talking about academic issues.

After two seconds of silence, Tony asked, "What does the captain smell like?" He was sure that this "old man" hadn't developed the habit of wearing perfume frequently.

Elvira: "Why don't you ask what you smell like?"

Tony: "Okay, what do I smell like?"

Elvira smiled: "Guess?"

Tony: "..."

Kids these days are really hard to deal with.

Ten minutes later, Elvira's difficult child Vera was taken back to the Avengers Building by Mr. Stark with a displeased face. The three of them, after Steve Rogers' introduction, Elvira knew who they were.

"Dr. Banner temporarily left the Avengers team for some reason. Wanda and Vision are in a special situation. We only got in touch a few days ago." From the tone of Captain America, it can be heard that he is very concerned about these three companions. The return is visibly happy, genuinely happy.

Elvira glanced at Vision standing in the corner, even though the other person looked like a human being, Elvira knew that he was not human, but...

The black-haired girl touched her chin with some doubts. Do robots also suffer from baldness?Why doesn't Vision give himself a haircut with thick hair?

"Avella?" Steve called her name, "Is there a question?"

Elvira: "No, it's just that I didn't know that the Avengers had so many members."

"There's actually another one, but it's not very reliable." Iron Man said lazily, "He's in Asgard now."

"Asgard?" Elvira was obviously taken aback, then smiled slightly, "I've been to this place before."

Asgard, the seat of the Aesir Protoss in Nordic mythology, this planet also had its own consciousness, but it disappeared before Elvira was born.

——"Our Elvira is a very special child."

The earth is the last planet in the entire universe to have self-awareness. At that time, only Lucas, who represented the sun, and Alanna, who guarded the moon, remained like Elvira.

Later, on a day that was no different from usual, they all lost their consciousness and completely disappeared in the universe.

Only Elvira has "lived" safely until now.

After hearing Elvira's answer, the members of the Avengers exchanged glances without asking anything. Steve handed a stack of thick paper materials in front of Elvira, and she looked down. The dense and shocking words drilled into Elvira's mind at an extremely fast speed.

"...Exceeding self-regulation ability and stress resistance, the failure rate is high."

"...severe confusion...mental breakdown..."

"...The second phase of the experiment failed, the ability of the experimental subject was out of control, and the result: death."

"...The third phase of the experiment failed, and the test subject showed a super strong rejection reaction, which has been dealt with."

"There is no need to believe in the supernatural root of evil, human beings are capable of any evil—" Elvira browsed through all the materials at a speed that normal people absolutely cannot do, "Joseph Conrad said."

Tony: "Well, I'm totally convinced you're a philosophy student."

Steve: "Have you read all these materials?"

"It's over." Elvira looked up, "So——what do you want me to do?"

Two and 10 minutes later, Elvira arrived at a secret base in the southernmost part of Munich with some members of the Avengers.

Teleporting takes almost no time. The previous 10 minutes were spent on brainstorming and preparing equipment.

The base in Munich seemed to have been abandoned for a long time. There were a few dilapidated lights in the passage leading to the center of the base, and there was an old dusty smell in the face.

Elvira wanted to be at the front, but Captain America was too kind, so she fought hard and only got the second place.When a group of people walked into the hall of the base one after another, Elvira suddenly felt something and disappeared in the same place for a moment. She came back very quickly, and when she returned, she caught a sniper in black in her hand, but, still Before she could happily ask Captain America for credit, the scene fell into an eerie silence.

It turned out that at the moment Elvira just disappeared, Steve Rogers was attacked suddenly. He didn't know whether the other party was intentional or not skilled. The sharp dart did not cause any harm to the body. Captain America's uniform was literally torn.

The cut was still on the chest.

As soon as she came back, Elvira faced the exciting scene directly: "..."

Is this something you can watch without paying?