I have flowers and I hope you will laugh

I have lived for 16 years, but I don't know what Jianghu is.I think the rivers and lakes are what the master often mentions: swords, swords and shadows, joyful kindness and hatred.Each sect understands the true meaning of martial arts and passes it on to future generations.Demonic sects run rampant, and the righteous way threatens them.Then every year at the funny competition conference, a funny competition king is selected... This is what the master said.Well, the Jianghu is not suitable for me, the Jianghu mentioned by the master can't let go of me, a villain who is good at raping, looting, burning, killing, and robbing.These are also what the master said.

But I really want to get out of Tubie Village and Ganjiang Island.

I never thought about it like this before, I just thought about the days of cheating with Xiao Honghua in various villages on the island.I don't think so anymore now, what is that called... the toad at the bottom of the well...

And today is a great day.

The master took me to the open space in front of Mantou Village to gather. When we went there late, there were already many people, almost everyone on the island had arrived.

The master said that if the teenagers on the island can go out to walk the rivers and lakes when they reach sixteen, there must be three in a year.

But I must not be inside.

But I don't believe it.

Isn't Ganjiang Island just a gathering place for villages, and you still have to learn from other schools and follow the trendy route?

"Let's go, let's go back."

"..."

The master and I just stood here and took a look inside. This is going too far through the motions.

I shook off the master's hand and sat down on the ground.

"There must be no me in the shit, the first one is me!"

"Shen Gu!"

No way!So accurate!I haven't been so accurate when I usually gamble.I stood up and patted the dust off my buttocks, made a face to the master, and ran towards the crowd. "Here it is!"

I don't know the master's mood, but I actually heard his sigh.

People in every village on the island practice martial arts, and there are four elders among them. My master Ding Xianzi is one of them, and I call him Fairy Ding behind his back.The other elders have many apprentices, but my master only has me as an apprentice.I was an orphan since I was a child, and the pirates were rampant around Ganjiang Island. Master rescued me from them and raised me up.

"Master?" I went back to the room, but I saw the master was arranging my clothes. For some reason, he folded the clothes neatly, and if there was a pleat, he took a long time to smooth it out.

When the master heard me calling him, he stopped what he was doing and turned around. "Are you back? Come, sit down. The tea on the table is hot, it's just for the teacher..." He seemed to want to say something, but there was nothing to say. He paused, turned around and continued to straighten his clothes .

I know that the master doesn't want me to be selected at all.But I was also very proud of making faces at him because of the choice. "Master, you can come with me. This way, at least I can take care of you."

He paused for a moment, then continued. "No, I'm old as a teacher..."

"Outside, don't be too ostentatious."

"Don't keep your head down and let others think you are easy to bully."

"Since it is said, it must be done."

"Treat things with leniency."

"Be honest and reasonable..."

"Actually, there's nothing to say. I'll take care of myself in the future."

The more he spoke, the lower his voice became, and the atmosphere became more and more serious, which made me have to be serious.He talked a lot, and I didn't listen at all.

"Okay, let's go. With your martial arts, you can beat a bad guy." He threw the burden to me, but turned around.

Very good!I can go out now!Although I feel a little bit reluctant to my master, I still can't match the joy in my heart.

"Master, goodbye!" I took one last look at Master's back and raised my sword.

Goodbye, Tubie Village.Goodbye, Ganjiang Island.

With a look of joy on my face, I said goodbye.

Imagining what the world looks like in my heart, and then imagining my success and fame, I am naturally in a great mood.

"Skin Shrimp——" Xiaohonghua's voice directly penetrated my brain, buzzing for a while.

My mood fell from the sky to the bottom in an instant, and I pulled my face down, a little angrily: "I'm sorry, I don't accept any see-offs."

"Tch, I'm still giving it away!" He took my shoulders and showed me his baggage by the way, "I've successfully applied, and I'll be with you! How are you? Are you moved?"

I didn't feel anything, just nodded.

I am easier to be satisfied, the master and he have not recognized my other advantages, but they have praised me countless times for being easy to be satisfied and easier to raise...