I have flowers and I hope you will laugh

As soon as I opened my eyes in the morning, I saw the master's face with a free-spirited face magnified in front of my eyes.

So "ah——"

resounded through the sky.

"Master, master." I quickly sat up and retreated to the inner corner of the bed.

The master's pure Danfeng eyes narrowed slightly, and pointed at me: "Your seal is black! There will be bloody disasters, big disasters! Big crimes!"

"I...I want to go to the toilet." He said nonsense many times, just to cheat some money.In this matter, he does not recognize people, just like now, I am not his apprentice, I am a little chick who should be pressed on the chopping board by him to be slaughtered by him.

His expression was startled, and he shouted in a panic: "Oh, it's not good! That's the door of disaster!" He rushed over and hugged me, and shook his hand at me: "Take the money, I promise to save you from disaster! Yes! Disaster to death..."

"Oh! Master, you, you... you, this..." I pointed at his back, my eyes widened in surprise.It's as if there is really something, not to mention how similar it is!

The master was also dubious, and looked back sideways.At this moment, I quickly pulled the two beards of the master, pulled up my pants and ran out.

"You brat, pluck my beard again! Don't let me catch you! If I catch you, pluck all your hair!!!"

Today I feel a little weird, the back of my neck hurts, but I can't remember anything.I took out a bronze mirror from my pocket and looked carefully: Sure enough, I, Shen Gu, was still invincibly handsome!

"Oh!? Shen Gu? Where did you die recently?"

With such an ecstatic voice, the only one who can call my name so supremely holy is—Xiao Honghua.His name is Xiao Honghua, and the homonym is Little Red Flower, not to mention that he always likes to pin a small flower on his left ear, which fits his name.He was thin and more like a stick, that's what I wanted to call him.He is an orphan like me, but I am much better than him, and I have a master.

"Didn't we steal the little boy's candy together yesterday? Where did we die?" I remember clearly that when I was distributing the candy, I accidentally dropped it on the ground and was sat on my butt by him.

With a puzzled look on his face, he couldn't help scratching his head: "Really... I remember correctly, that should have happened three days ago..."

I don't care about that!I hooked his shoulders and patted his face with my hands: "Go! Brother treats you to a fat chicken."

"Okay, your treat!"

"Tch, do you think brother cares about money?" I don't care about money, so I have no money.

"Attention all units!!! Shrimp are infested, retreat quickly--" There was a loud sound, like the deafening roar of a mountain waterfall, or the roar of a lion in the east of the river, who was caught off guard!

then--

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

……

There was a quick sound of closing doors and windows, and the street was instantly clean.

There was not a sound, and it was so quiet that even the sound of birds flying in the sky and dropping poop could be heard clearly!

"Hey, hey, hey!!! Didn't you see me, Xiao Honghua?! I'm out too!"

"No eyes! No eyes!"

"Just him? Am I short or something?!"

"Isn't he a little more handsome than Shenpi Xia?"

……

Xiao Honghua pointed at the doors and windows on both sides of the street and cursed around.

Hmph, I'm not like him, I have no quality.

"My name is Shenpi Shrimp?! Who started talking with your butt? Still Shenpi Shrimp?! I think you are a big crawling shrimp!" You actually called me Shenpi Shrimp...

"Hey, Shen Gu. Stop making trouble, you've been called a shrimp for ten years..." He couldn't help it in the end, and laughed out loud.

I am sixteen this year, and I have indeed been called Shenpi Shrimp for ten years.But I personally think it feels good to curse on the street, just looking for a reason.

I just don't understand it all the time, I'm obviously the best-looking one in Tubie Village, since that's the case, I should be the most popular!But the fact is the complete opposite, I am the one who deserves the most beating, and then Xiao Honghua.

"Boring!" I turned around and put my hands behind my back, "Forget it, you can play by yourself! I'm going back, it's rare to come out once."

"Shrimp! Don't go back, why don't we change places?" Xiaohonghua caught up with me and patted my shoulder, "Maybe I won't be able to play here anymore, and you..." His voice Very depressed, he is always happy, he can laugh more than me, so it is a bit abnormal.

I turned around, grabbed his hands, and looked at him with my "sentimental and affectionate eyes that are irresistible to men, women, old, weak, sick, and all ages": "Hua'er, tell brother, what's wrong?" ?”

He bit his lip and trembled a little, tears loomed in his eyes, he wanted to say something, but couldn't stop.

"No hurry, tell me, brother will clean up for you."

He still didn't say anything, but tears almost came out.In order for him to say, I looked into his eyes and nodded affirmatively to him.

"elder brother!"

"Hey!"

"You stepped on my foot!"

"..."