[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Sunday was a relaxing day, but Sunday night wasn't so good, as I sat in my bedroom bemoaning the fate of getting up early tomorrow.

"Look at you guys, can't you just take off your singles?" The boss in the dormitory was heartbroken when he saw the news that another person had left his singles in the dormitory next door: "In the dormitory, only one is single. Our dormitory is fine, only two of them have boyfriends." !"

"As the head of the dormitory, you should take the lead first." The second child can't stand it anymore, it doesn't make any difference if they are single.

"I always feel that our dormitory will go out in pairs in a few years." The boss sighed, and what he said almost made us collapse.

"Brother, calm down, I still want to find a boyfriend." The fifth child felt that he couldn't let the dormitory head's terrible conjectures go away.

"Fourth and eighth, can't you two get rich first and then get rich later? Can't you introduce some reliable little brothers?"

"..." The only second dog in the dormitory shivered.

In this case, I still watch the excitement from the sidelines, sometimes taking the opportunity to add fuel to the fire.

In fact, I can feel that these girls really don't want to fall in love very much. The current situation is purely sour.

"Lao Qi, you too, fight hard, don't even put on makeup every day, how can you find a boyfriend like this!" The Lao Qi in the boss's mouth is me, but I am not afraid of these things.

"I have more than 300 concubines, I will not give up the forest for a tree." I picked my ears, ignoring the roar of the boss.Although more than 300 concubines are all little brothers in anime and games, none of them are three-dimensional.

"You can't be realistic..."

So I was preached before I went to bed. This is a sad story.

It's strange to say that not long after I left Honmaru, I became a little worried about the group of knife spirits in Honmaru. Each one is more childish than the other. I'll go and see it early tomorrow.

I had no dreams all night, and there was no class in the first class in the morning. I usually sleep through the time of this class, but this time I rarely woke up early and scared them all.

"Where are you going so early?"

Raising the textbook in my hand, I lied without changing my face: "Go to the library."

I turned around and pushed open the dormitory door and returned to Honmaru. Kakiri Hasebe was the first to find out that I was back to Honmaru. Every time he saw me, I felt that he was very excited. Let him go. He is liked by others. The feeling is not annoying.

Before arriving at the main house, I met Zongsan Zuowenwen and his younger brother Xiaoye Zuowenwen.

"I haven't seen you all night, do you miss me?" I picked up Xiao Ye's left text and raised it high, rubbing his face by the way.

Xiaoye Zuowen nodded, hesitated for a moment and took out a candy from his pocket to me.

The persimmon flavor seems to be Xiao Ye's favorite flavor.

Of course, I choose to accept the sharing of children, but I didn’t buy many candies of this brand before, but I remember that there should be a few packs in the bedroom of the god judge.

Give it to Zongsan in a while and ask him to eat it for Xiaoye in batches. It’s not a good thing to eat too much candy at one time. Although I know that Xiaoye is not a person who eats a lot at one time, I can’t hold him back. What if he eats more on a whim that day? Don't worry, Zongsan's tooth decayed may cause him to feel distressed.

Zongsan Zuowen is a gentle and gloomy beauty. The first time I saw him, I was almost infatuated with that beautiful face. Fortunately, I held back in the end. Later, I was very lucky, because my personality is not very good. Get along with him.

"Zong San, come with me." To be honest, I don't know much about Zong San's left writing, I only understand that even if he becomes a human, he still treats himself as a bird in a cage.

"Master, what do you want me to do as a bird in a cage?" Zong San's eyes with strange words flashed a few traces of meaning.

I think his brain hole must have reached the sky, I just want you to get a candy for your brother, can we not think too much!

"...just take something, can you be normal?"

"Oh."

I think taking candy should not let the children know how much you have in your hand. I ordered Hasebe to send Saya Zuomonji to dinner first. In fact, I don’t want to use an orderly tone, but if I don’t order, I will give you an order. Tanibe would not be willing to leave me ten meters away.

Zong Sanzuo and I walked together in an embarrassing atmosphere. He never took the initiative to speak, so only I could speak first, but every time he chatted to death with a few words.

the first time.

Me: "Sozo, how is life in Honmaru?"

Zong San's left text: "As a bird in a cage, it's the same as usual."

I:"……"

the second time.

Me: "I heard that you are a very famous sword, Zong San, it is said that it symbolizes the world?"

Zong San's left text: "Yes, it symbolizes the world, as long as you have it, you don't want to use it, and you only care about this existence."

I:"……"

the third time.

Me: "In the future, you will contribute a lot to our Honmaru. Don't dislike suffering when you go out, Sozo."

Zong San left the text: "Okay, I understand, but I don't have that much experience in battle."

Me: "It's okay, I trust you."

Zong San's left text: "So, do you also want to rule the world?"

I:"……"

Topic Terminator Zong San Zuo Wen, I lost!

After chatting awkwardly in the bedroom, I rummaged through the snack cabinet and found a persimmon-flavored hard candy. Out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of Weilong spicy sticks in the corner.

A wonderful idea popped into my head.

"Hey, the persimmon candy that Xiaoye likes." I handed the candy bag to Zongsan Zuowenzi, and added: "Three to five persimmon candies a day. If there are too many, I can't give any more. If I don't have any, I'll buy them again."

Zong San Zuowen nodded to indicate that he already knew, although he is a person who is easy to talk to death, but he is a good brother.

"Hate spicy food?"

Zong Sanzuo was a little puzzled when he heard me ask this question, but he answered me honestly: "It's acceptable if it's not too spicy."

Weilong is not considered spicy as a spicy strip, so I unpacked a pack without worry, and said to Zong San: "Open your mouth."

Zong Sanzuo opened his mouth obediently, and the moment he opened his mouth, I stuffed a spicy stick.

He chewed reflexively, and the taste of spicy strips instantly conquered his taste buds.

"Let's eat." I stuffed the bag into his hand: "Don't chat to death in the future, we are still friends."

On the way back, although we didn't talk anymore, the atmosphere was not as awkward as before. Zong Sanzuo elegantly stuffed spicy sticks into his mouth, and the sense of alienation had long since disappeared.

You bought someone with just a pack of spicy strips, can you believe it?

I had a very satisfying breakfast. I haven’t had a normal breakfast for a long time during my school days. The little goblin in bed has been pestering me and won’t let me get up. It’s no wonder I am.

"Master God Judge, there will be a meeting of God Judges in a week's time. This is a very important channel for the new God Judges to understand the work. You can go to it." Fox Noosuke popped out of nowhere and told me this Message, I haven't seen it in a long time since teaching newbies.

A gathering of judges?This is possible, but I have never participated in this type of gathering, so I still have to ask: "Foxosuke, is there anything I should pay attention to?"

"This is a private gathering of the god judges. You don't have to be too formal. You can let a swordsman accompany you." Foxnosuke answered my question seriously. After I understood, he said goodbye to me: "Then, that day I will come to pick you up to the meeting place, I will go back first."

"Let's go, let's go." I waved my hand, and I didn't have much hope for this unreliable Foxnosuke. I had already decided that if Foxnosuke didn't come that day, I would go groping for it myself.

At this time, all the swordsmen hadn’t gone out to battle yet. I told them about the meeting of the judges and asked them if anyone was willing to go with me. As a result, all the swordsmen in the room raised their hands. I, who had difficulty choosing, said Or choose by lottery.

350 material, whoever can forge it, it’s okay to forge a new knife, there is still a week to prepare, don’t hesitate.Because my luck is very unstable, anyone can do it.

This may be the only time when the short swords hope that the master will be wrong, but although my luck this time is not very good, it is definitely not wrong.

3:00

This number is limited to the presence of Candlesticks Kiri Mitsutada, Yamabukunihiro, and Daikurigara.

"Che, why didn't I play Dao Tai Dao? I really want to go to the party with the master." Ranto Shiro was very disappointed. He was really curious about the meeting of the god judges, and it was also a date to go with the master. .

"Me too." Akita Fujishiro curled his lips, but he also accepted the fact, and quickly slowed down, and began to act like a baby to me: "Master~ Can you take me to the amusement park mentioned on TV if you have time?"

I will definitely agree to this kind of small request, just say to take him to play on weekends.

The little knives are all attracted by this theme, and they are all vying to go to the amusement park with me. I rub this one's head and kiss that one's face.

There is black air around Xiaohumaru, he really wants to be kissed by his master, but his height of almost 1.9 meters limits his ability to act, and his thinking is rarely in tune with the short swords. Why is he not a short sword? !

The Accelerator Talisman was slapped, but what came out was not the sword already in the pill, but a little golden retriever brother.

"My name is Lion King. Black lacquer tachi is cool! I'm very active, so use me a lot! Hehe~" The Lion King was a very energetic boy at first glance, but his arrival was not welcomed by his colleagues. welcome.

Yamabushi Kunihiro is an open-minded person, although the other two don't hold grudges very much, but who will be in a good mood when this kind of thing happens!

This kind of atmosphere scared the Lion King to lean closer to me, and I found that we were about the same height.

I am very fond of people who are about the same height as me. People who are taller than me will give me a sense of oppression. That feeling is really not good, and my neck will hurt if I look up for a long time, so I bought a bunch of them. The small stool let the taller sword Fusangshen sit on it to protect my neck from torture.

"Little lion, don't care about them. They are in a bad mood. You have to know that there are always a few days in every month..." I blinked at him, expressing that I still welcome such vigorous young people.

"Hey, please teach me more in the future, master." I felt the breath of youth from the smile of the Lion King. Sure enough, am I already old?

Heartache.

The author has something to say:

With a lot of homework, I wrote half of a manuscript and haven't finished it yet. I am tired, so I eat a bag of spicy strips to calm down.