[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Games are a big part of my life. A life without games is bleak. Game geeks generally agree with me, but there are not many game geeks in the class.

"Can't you play games for a while?" The young lady who always held my seat began to accuse me of my behavior, but I don't have anything else to do, as long as I don't fail in college, I will be fine.

"I can put down the game to accompany you, but the premise is that you don't mention your boyfriend in front of me." I temporarily removed the earphones and made a serious request.

"Then you should go play the game."

"Oh."

In this way, I played the game for two more classes, which is really gratifying.

It has been three days since the last time I forged the Lion King. Now I sometimes have three meals a day in the classroom and dormitory in Honmaru, so regular that I want to praise myself.

During this period, I have basically collected all the common swords below Sanhua, and I have also forged the Datachi Jiro Taidao.

I still remember when I first saw Jiro Taidao who just came to Honmaru, black long straight swept my brain again.

"That's why you proposed again?" Yamabuki Kunihiro looked at his master in a complicated manner. He must have had a brain twitch to think that the master was reliable.

"That's right! I even made a successful marriage proposal! I'm so happy~" Now I can't stop laughing when I think of Jiro Tachi, who was a little surprised at the beginning, but still readily agreed in the end.

Although anyone with a discerning eye can see that these two are joking around, but they can't help that they are two dramatists, and various dramas are staged in Honmaru every day.

The swords and swords in Honmaru were sore. Those who didn’t know thought they entered the wrong set, especially Taro Tachi. Although he knew I was a good actor a long time ago, he didn’t expect to be able to act like this. And the other actor is still his own brother, which is worth reflecting on.

"The most important thing in life is to have vitality. Only with vitality can I become a delicate little fairy, little yellow hair." I have never denied that a drama star is my true self. After getting familiar with it, my nature will be exposed. It's not me No mistake, today I am still living as a delicate little fairy.

"..." Yamabuchi Kunihiro was speechless. He was not good at talking, so he could only use six points to express his feelings.

"Xiaohu agrees with what the master said, you have always been a little fairy." Xiaohuwan, who was sitting next to me, was the knife master who competed with Hasebe for the first chef, and Hasebe first agreed with me. if.

Not to be outdone, Hasebe followed up with a sentence: "Master is always a role model among little fairies."

"Well said!" Of course I was very happy to hear other people complimenting me, and I didn't hesitate to praise me back and made progress: "Xiaohumaru and Hasebe are deeply in my heart, come on, use a hundred kinds of words to praise me!" I, don't repeat it."

Seeing that both of them were silent, Yamabuchi Kunihiro felt that the world was finally normal, but in the next second, those two people really started to boast!Please return his moment of relief, thank you!

This matter gives us a reason, never speak normal to loyal dogs, they refuse to accept and smear your face.

But the little short knives broke this situation. They have recently become obsessed with listening to the story told by the master. Although my eloquence is not very good, they love to listen. The three adult knives sitting next to me are lucky enough to listen To the live version.

"Once upon a time, there was a little mermaid in the sea..."

That's right, what I'm telling is the story of the little mermaid, which is a fairy tale I often heard when I was a child, but I don't actually like this story.

The Little Mermaid is so stupid that when I was a child, I would cry because of her tragic experience. After junior high school, I looked at the Little Mermaid with the eyes of a fool, and I told the story in a mess.

"The prince is getting married, and his partner is the princess of the neighboring country. He thought it was the princess who saved him. The wedding will be held at dawn."

"Hey! Isn't that little mermaid so pitiful! That prince is too much!" Jin Jian sat on the small bench in a rare and quiet way, pulling my sleeve to fight the little mermaid's injustice, and the other little knives also followed to help the little mermaid. say.

"It's not finished yet, listen carefully!" I pressed a small dagger on the head with one hand and violently messed up their hairstyles: "The day before the wedding, the sisters of the little mermaid brought a knife for the little mermaid. The dagger, this is what they bought with their hair, as long as the little mermaid kills the prince with this dagger, she can grow a fish tail and return to the sea, regain her voice, and won’t turn into foam the next day.”

The little short knives listened with gusto, eating melon seeds while listening to it, caramel-smelling, and couldn’t stop eating it.

"The little mermaid came to the prince's bedroom and couldn't do anything for a long time. She felt that he might be sorry for her sisters."

Ranto Shiro stopped eating melon seeds with difficulty, and immediately took the time to ask, "Will the little mermaid die?"

When the other little knives heard that Luan had already asked all the questions they wanted to ask, they stopped talking, concentrated on eating melon seeds, and listened to my follow-up.For some reason, I always feel that sooner or later they will be stupid.

"When the little mermaid was about to throw the dagger into the sea, a hand grabbed her arm. It was the princess of the neighboring country. In fact, a long time ago, when the princess of the neighboring country was young, she was rescued by the little mermaid once. , she agreed to the prince's marriage proposal just to see the little mermaid again."

"She stabbed the prince's heart with the dagger, and the prince died. The little mermaid got back her fish tail and voice, and lived happily ever after with the princess of the neighboring country."

I took a sip of water, the story is finally over, my brain cells are burning.The little daggers applauded me unanimously after hearing this, and stopped eating melon seeds. They thought it was great that the little mermaid had a happy ending. As for the prince. . .Who is that?

Xiaohumaru, Yakiri Hasebe, and Yamabagiri Kunihiro were a little confused after hearing this story. For the first time, they knew that the stories their master told Xiao Dandao were all ruining people's worldview, but what happened to the inexplicable feeling? !

After telling the story, I ate melon seeds with the little knives, and I also grabbed a handful for each of the three knives whose world view was a little bit broken, and motioned them to join our god-judging dagger team.

Eating melon seeds is a magical thing. Although eating too many melon seeds will reduce IQ, the effect is comparable to taking drugs, but if I give you a bag of melon seeds, I will lose if I can stop!

The love for melon seeds has led to the small knives who always carry a small bag containing melon seeds when they go out to battle, so they can eat them if they have nothing to do. Other knives want to follow suit, but they are not short knives, they still need an image!

When I went shopping in the supermarket in the afternoon, my eyes stopped on the shelves of Erguotou and I couldn’t leave it. Japanese sake is what the knives drink most. This kind of sake has a very low alcohol content.

I moved one box directly, but felt that it was not enough and moved another box.With the mentally retarded eyes of the supermarket salesperson, I left the supermarket, found an alley and turned back to Honmaru.

"Wife! I brought you wine back!" When I returned to Honmaru, I first called my new wife Jiro Tachi.The two boxes of Erguotou were so heavy that I could barely hold them, but when I put them down, I was afraid that my fingers would be crushed, so I had to hold on.

Jiro Tachi is a big sword, and the mobility value is really not strong. When he comes over, I think my hands will be useless. Fortunately, the arrival of the press-cut Hasebe rescued my hands. It is a long leg, and the mobility is high. .But Jiro Taidao came very fast, and the temptation of wine greatly increased his speed.

"What good wine did the master bring me, let me see~" Jiro Tachi surrounded me excitedly...Kikiri Hasebe was holding the wine beside him.Seeing the name on the box: "Red Star Erguotou? What kind of wine, I've never heard of it."

"Master~ I can drink three bottles, ah no, can five bottles be okay?"

I looked at my Jiro Taidao lovingly and nodded. One bottle will let you drink it. The stamina of Erguotou is definitely not comparable to that of Japanese sake.

Taro Tachi, who came to look for his younger brother, saw Jiro Tachi lying drunk on the tatami of the main house.

Although Jiro Tachi is often drunk, he can still act normally. This is the first time he has seen him directly using the sky as his bed and the ground as his bed. ?

Of course it wasn’t me who took the medicine. After drinking three bottles of Erguotou on an empty stomach, the gods should be drunk too. Well, I haven’t seen anyone who is not drunk after a thousand cups, and Jiro Tachi is obviously not. Besides, this guy drank a lot of sake before. It's weird not to be drunk.

Taro Taro picked up Jiro and planned to go back to the room to put the person in place first. It was too shameful for his brother to sleep on the floor, but his master stopped him, and his smile made him a little hairy.

"Big... Taro." He was sitting on the same small stool and heard his judge calling his name. Although he could feel that his master was not malicious, his sixth sense told him that it was definitely not a good thing. And did the master almost call him big wife again?

"Do you like to drink?" I asked him with a smile, trying to soften my voice.

"Wine in the world? It's good to drink it once in a while." Taro Tachi, as a magic sword, has a natural love for drinks like wine, and even his alcohol capacity is better than Jiro's.But his master asked this still made him a little puzzled?

"How about alcohol?" I asked.

Taro Tachi is still very confident when it comes to drinking, and his pride as a magic sword does not allow him to lie about such trivial matters: "The wine of the world has never made me drunk."

I gave a face-saving applause on the opposite side, took out a bottle of Erguotou from the box at hand, and poured a glass for Taro Tachi.

"Let's try it! Taro." I pushed the cup to Taro Tachi's hand.

Taro Tachi smelled the mellow aroma of the wine, and was sure that there was no poison in the wine. He also looked at the size of the wine bottle, and felt that he would not get drunk after drinking five or six bottles of that size, so he was relieved: "Then I will have a drink here. Let's do it."

The author has something to say:

High energy ahead, there is a cute creature Taro Tachi, please prepare tissues, I can only remind here.