[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

"How about it? The matcha ice cream in our store is very delicious, the owner... the store manager likes it very much." He winked at me mischievously: "Does the beauty really not think about it?"

Matcha ice cream is my true love, yes, I did kind of crave it, so I nodded.

He walked around me happily twice, and regarded me as a fat sheep. According to his many years of experience in women's clothing, he can conclude that the price of this little skirt on me is very high, and he has the potential to be a big customer, otherwise he would not If I don't rack my brains, I want to drag him to Yihong Courtyard.

I first followed Luan to the bar on the first floor. The handsome guy in the form of smoke and smoke was holding a bong and puffing out clouds. Unlike other cigarettes, the cigarettes she smoked even second-hand smoke smelled like plants and flowers.

"Oh~ Here comes a little sheep." Yan Yanluo breathed out a puff of smoke onto my face, I couldn't help closing my eyes, and when I opened them again, she raised my chin.

"It's so cute." Yan Yanluo in men's clothing seems to be admiring my appearance, but knowing her well, I can easily see that she is actually in a daze: "Tell me your name."

"Yan Luo, she can't talk, don't bully her!" Luan hurriedly rescued me from the hands of the men's Yan Yanluo, and he was a little surprised why he cared so much about me, a human being who hadn't seen each other for more than 5 minutes .

"Can you write it down?" Yan Yanluo took out the paper and pen for registration and handed it to me: "I really want to know the name of the little sheep."

No, you don't want to know my name. Don't think that I don't know. As long as I register, you will get a commission for the chat time.

Although I was thinking that way in my heart, the movements of my hands were not slow, and I filled in the pseudonym I just made up in the name column - Xiaolin Ranshu.

Identity proof is not necessary at all. After all, Yihongyuan is not a regular cowherd shop. You only need to bring money when you come here. As long as you have money, you can also pick up male customers.

It was exactly nine o'clock, and it was only three hours before the closing time of Yihong Courtyard. I swiped the chat card for three hours in one go, and threw in a lot of membership fees.

Yan Yanluo's smile became more sincere as I successfully swiped the card, and even made an exception and gave me two steps away from the counter. If I were an ordinary girl, I would definitely think that Yan Yanluo had a crush on me, but I have already seen through everything .

There is only one counter in front of the first floor of Yihong Courtyard, and the rear has been changed into a bar format. If you don’t like the crowds on the first floor, you can go to the box on the second floor, but the price is a bit scary.

At first, Luan wanted me to go to the private room upstairs, which would be a better way to make money, but his body uncontrollably led me to the venue on the first floor, and he actually ordered a matcha ice cream for me.

"Although the food in the store tastes good, the price is a bit... high. If you think it's expensive, order less." As soon as he said this, he couldn't believe it. Shouldn't he try to attract more customers? Do you want to buy something?He was a little annoyed: "I have to go outside, I can't accompany you here, be careful, don't..."

'Been cheated' these three words have been entangled for a long time and still can't say it out, no matter what my colleagues are more important than a stranger, I still don't want to make the work of my colleagues more difficult.

Luan was very guilty, so he found me another glass of juice, and then went out to solicit customers again.

After wandering around, I finally had the opportunity to observe the work of the knives.

There are two girls at the table next to me. They are about the age of high school students. You can tell by their clothes and appearance that they are quite rich. Opposite them are Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Yiqi Yishin. The distance between the two tables is very close, and I can just Hear their conversation.

"Mr. Crane is really funny." The long-haired girl laughed out loud at what happened to Tsurumaru before: "Mr. First Phase, is what Mr. Crane said true? Did you really beat him half to death?"

"Well, but that was a long time ago." Yiqi shrugged helplessly: "But if Your Excellency Crane continues to bully my younger brother in front of me, then I will still do it."

"The first episode is so warm, I really want to have a brother like you." The short-haired girl held her heart in her hands, her eyes were shining, and she was obviously conquered by the beauty of the first episode.

Tsurumaru lowered his head in a timely manner, looking a little depressed.The long-haired girl couldn't see him like this, and tentatively stretched out her hand to rub his hair: "Don't be sad, isn't everything fine now?"

Didn't you say that you can't use your hands and feet?Tsurumaru, whose hair was being rubbed, was very tired. Girls these days don't read the shop rules. If they dodge, this girl's face will not look good. He barely endured it for two seconds.

"Hey!" Tsurumaru suddenly raised his head to scare the long-haired girl, and then blinked with a smile: "Are you scared?"

The long-haired girl was indeed frightened, and if someone else dared to scare her like this, there would be no good fruit to eat, but who made Tsurumaru handsome, she couldn't express her temper at all with his face.

"Scared me to death." The long-haired girl gave Tsurumaru a reproachful look: "Waiter, open another bottle of wine."

From my angle, I can clearly see that Tsurumaru's hands behind his back trembled when the girl looked at him, tsk tsk, it's not easy for Crane Ball to pick up a customer.Fortunately, this girl ordered another bottle of wine, otherwise this wave of crane balls would be bloody.

Crane Ball is still a little tender, it is nothing compared to the Sanriyue surrounded by a bunch of girls in the middle of the field, that is called Wanhua passing through it, not a single leaf touches his body, I observed for a long time and no girl can touch his clothes .Xiaohuwan on the side is also very skilled in business, I counted the wine bottles and snack plates on the table, and I definitely made a lot of money, tsk tsk, Santiao's house is full of troubles.

Even if I sat on the corner table for a long time, I would be noticed. Before I finished observing the situation in the venue, a shikigami boy took the initiative to strike up a conversation.

"Alone?" The clear male voice took my attention back.

The person here is not a man disguised as a man, but a big tengu with his wings folded. He didn't sit across from me immediately, but calmly waited for my permission.Although he was striking up a conversation, there was no wave in his eyes, and he was extremely cold.

I pointed to the sofa opposite to let the big tengu sit on it, and gestured to him that I couldn't speak.

"It's okay." Big Tengu took out a pen and paper, "Just write down what you want to say on the paper."

In order to earn some pocket money, Datengu also worked hard. Originally, with his beauty, he was the top card in any cowboy shop.But in Yihong Courtyard, the appearance is on the same starting line.He was also not good at speaking, the guests were all hooked up to the box by female monsters disguised as men halfway, and after three days he finally caught a chance to make money.

I refuse to accept pens and paper. It’s okay for the knives. I don’t often write in this pill, but Gouzi is different. Gouzi was stupid when he was a child. He couldn’t learn how to write. Every word is me holding him I learned it with my own hand, and this writing must be revealing.

In the end, the situation became that the big tengu talked and I listened, nodding from time to time. The big tengu didn't talk much, and often paused. The scene was very embarrassing for a while, and finally he abducted the topic to righteousness after talking for a while.

"My generation's righteousness is far-sighted..."

Datengu gave a 10-[-]-minute speech on the topic of righteousness. After listening to it, I was so dazed that I almost fell asleep halfway through.

Why is no one naming you? Don’t you have any clues in your heart? People spend money to buy relaxation, not to listen to your speech!

"Gouzi, you... are really not this kind of material." I interrupted the big tengu's speech in a low voice: "It's Grandma's fault, go back and give you more pocket money."

"???" Datengu was stunned, the familiar voice and accent all told him that the person in front of him was his grandmother, but this face didn't match at all.

"Grandmother?" I haven't seen you for a few days, Ootengu's IQ is good, and he can see that I came to Weifu for a private visit, so he dare not reveal my identity loudly.

"Well, it's me." I had a headache, let Gouzi, a mentally retarded person, know my true identity and didn't know if it was a blessing or a curse, but soon I relaxed, he knew it was better than the fools .

After I answered, the big tengu finally confirmed my identity, quickly moved from the sofa opposite me to the seat next to me and sat down, buried his head on my shoulder and acted like a baby, completely different from the cold and cold image just now.

"Grandma, Bianhua and the others are going too far, not only are they robbing guests from us, but also..." Big Tengu looked around and found that no one was looking this way.

He secretly let me take a look at his left wing, good guy, the black wings are bald: "If you have nothing to do, just pluck my feathers, and said you want to use my feathers to make a feather pillow."

"Promise." I stretched out my hand and slapped the big tengu: "You won't run faster if they pluck your hair?"

"Yan Mo's speed is faster than ours, and Bi'anhua uses the back pillow to control..." Da Tiangou looked like he saw through the world: "It's okay if you don't resist, but if you resist, you will be beaten severely. After the beating, you should take photos and squeeze it."

My dear, what kind of inhuman abuse did Gouzi and Bi'anhua go through when they were on missions?I patted him on the back pityingly, and took out the drink list to tick off a lot of high-priced cocktails that were too expensive for a fool to buy.

"Go and get something, the commission will be your pocket money." I can only think of this simple and straightforward way to comfort the devastated heart of Ootengu.

Before the big tengu left, he still didn't forget to act coquettishly with me. Although the expression on his face was still very serious, his tone was really sticky, which reminded me of the days when he was not weaned.

Several cocktails were prepared on the spot, and the big tengu couldn’t come back within 10 minutes. I ate ice cream and continued to observe the surrounding situation. Finally, I found three balls to hide myself in the corner not far from where I was sitting. A solid ball.

I don’t think about those who will wrap themselves in a white sheet except Yamabuki Kirihiro. As for the other two, I put on my glasses and observed them, and I successfully recognized the two small swordsmen Taro Tachi and Okurigara. .

Do you think you can escape by hiding?I gave a smirk, and walked towards the place where the three little knife spirits were nesting.

The author has something to say:

Yamabuki Kunihiro: I can't see me, I can't see me...

Taro Tachi: Your Excellency Yamabukiri, can you lend me a corner sheet?

Daikurigara: Let's just be with you guys.

Suan: Come, come, explain to me why you are lazy first.

Finished typing~ I am so happy~ I went to bed~