[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

If Luo Yanwang said that our street is a place of good geomantic omen, I take it for granted. Xiao Kusuo, Xiao Gongya and my family Xiao Tsunakichi can explain the problem very well.

I can't help but lament that life is such a coincidence.

"I haven't seen your knives lately." Luo Yanwang and I squatted at the door of her house, eating sunflower seeds.

"The group of elementary school scumbags are still reviewing. They just finished reviewing the knowledge of high school." I was very tired: "You said, at this speed, if it has something to do with it, they can pass the exam?"

"Hey, don't be sad, at least your Xiaoming is really smart, better than the next door's Sorasuke." Luo Yanwang racked his brains to comfort me, but he could only start with Xiaoming, the only god of learning: "Xiaoming has already put the university You've finished learning everything, if you don't mind sending her to my Honmaru during the winter and summer vacations, I'll give her a little treatment."

The person who made the question personally tutored him. This is a good thing that ordinary back-to-back knives dare not even think about. It can be seen that Luo Yanwang wants to train Xiao Ming to be the successor of his own question.

"When Xiao Ming is well educated, the two of us will go to the Security Bureau to play together for two years. There are people above me. At that time, we will create the easiest diplomatic team by ourselves. Both of us will be team leaders." Luo Yanwang helped me by the way. I also thought about the position of the Bureau of Anti-African Inspection: "It's not that I can't be the deputy director of the General Administration, but this way I can't bring a bunch of small knives at home."

Generally, although the interrogators who temporarily jump to the non-inspection bureau will also be cadres, they are usually insignificant positions such as group leaders. The group leader of the general group basically doesn't even think about it.

Brother Gun has been in the Non-Detective Bureau for nearly 200 years, and he just got a position as the head of the actual combat team. I am on par with him. I am afraid that Brother Gun is going to collapse now. He is not as good as a newcomer after spending hundreds of years. .

Since it is a diplomatic group, then the cultural reserve of knowledge has become secondary. The knives can no longer indulge in the ocean of knowledge, and the most urgent thing is to improve their diplomatic ability.

"How to improve communication skills, open a cowherd shop? You can still make money." I said casually half-jokingly, the feasibility of opening a cowherd shop is really not low, and Luo Yanwang's eyes lit up .

"Oh, this is good. The Cowherd shop should be opened in Kabukicho. I'll contact you about the listing." Luo Yanwang said with a face that I didn't expect such a good method: "I've decided, the next non-examination exam This is the test question!"

Uh, I'm a bit sloppy, I seem to have fooled Shi Su and the dark knife spirits unintentionally, even the little knife spirits in my own family.

"Xiaoqiu, calm down..." I think I can save my little knife spirits again.

Before I finished what I said later, Luo Yanwang had already sent her a text message to her Hommaru knives: "I have contacted the listing, what's the matter?"

"No, it's nothing." I rubbed my forehead, Luo Yanwang's speed is too fast, it seems that I can't help my little swordsman: "Isn't this question really too casual?"

Luo Yanwang looked upright and said: "Do you think this kind of topic is very casual? Our newly established diplomatic team can't fill the vacancies with just the two of us. Since it is a diplomatic team, we must meet People say what people say, hell talk nonsense."

"Without this kind of training, do you think the level of communication of swordsmen like Okurigara and Yamabuki Kunihiro can enter the diplomatic team?"

What she said was so reasonable that I was speechless.I was successfully persuaded by these words, but subconsciously, I always felt that King Luo Yan's real intention was to bully and bully the knives. Is it my illusion?

The knives in Honmaru all gathered in the main room to do the quizzes, and suddenly the back of the group felt cold, and there was an ominous premonition.

At first they thought it was just a delusion, and the ominous premonition did not really come true until the return of their god judge at night.

"What! We're going to open a cowherd shop!" California Qingguang took two steps back, thinking that he might be hallucinating: "Master, you must be joking with us, you are so naughty."

"No, the master is not joking." Xiaohuwan was tired, what should come will always come, he was already mentally prepared: "Qing Guang, don't lie to yourself anymore, you are just being a cowherd for a while."

"Yes, it's just to be a cowherd for a while." Yaki Hasebe quickly accepted this terrible fact: "As long as it is the order of the Lord, needless to say, I am a cowherd. Also accepted."

"... Hasebe, do you think I might ask you to wear women's clothes to pick up customers?" I quickly stopped Hasebe's horrible thought, but I am a serious aunt: "It is open for four hours every night from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-], You put on the formation uniform, and the most physical contact is to shake hands."

"..." Isn't it telling them to sell their appearance and do everything for money?

"Where are you thinking? I want you to exercise your communication skills, and I don't really want you to sell yourself!" I turned my head and said to Qing Jiang, whose brain circuit has been twisted to a dimension: "Especially Qing Jiang, put your thoughts away!" Positive! What nonsense is in my mind."

Smiling Qing Jiang rubbed his nose, he quite suspected that I have mind reading skills, but he never thought about it, his thoughts were clearly written on his face, even the mentally retarded can see it.

"Small knives can't be idle." I looked at the quite large crowd of knives in Honmaru, adhering to the principle that human resources should not be wasted: "Go there to be a waiter, doorman or soliciting customers. The number of battles and expeditions here will be halved, so you can get used to it."

"OK, I promise to complete the task." Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada smiled handsomely, and he was still competent for just chatting.

Although most of the knives were very resistant, it was of no use. They would be dragged away by Luo Yanwang if they didn't go to the store when it opened next month.

For the novelty of the Niulang shop, the resistance of the knives does not represent the shikigami.My group of shikigami girls hide their femininity one by one, from young sisters to younger brothers, waiting for the opening of the Cowherd shop.

"They're so boring." Ibaraki Bibi dismissed it, trying to taunt the female monsters with Shuten: "My friend, what do you think?"

No one answered him for a long time, Ibaraki looked back, okay, Shuten has been dragged to the Cowherd reserve camp by Hongye.

"..." Ibaraki was silent for five seconds: "Friend, wait for me, I will join too!"

Originally, other people, such as Datengu and other high-cold male gods, did not intend to participate in the Cowherd reserve, but only Shuweng secretly signed up.The big tengu asked quietly, but the scholar didn't speak, and threw him a cowherd's average income slip.

The final result is that almost all the male monsters have joined the Cowherd reserve camp. They are really short of money!

What I usually pursue is the policy of raising boys poorly and raising girls rich. Except for the expenses required for the mission, the pocket money of the male shikigami has never exceeded [-]. If you miss the opportunity to earn pocket money openly, you will be a fool .

I don’t know how Luo Yanwang invited the current affairs professional decoration staff to transform a hotel in Kabukicho into a magnificent Niu Lang shop at the end of the month. The name of the Niu Lang shop is a bit scary——Yi Hong hospital.

The chatting fee I set is only [-] yen per hour. The main purpose is to exercise the communication skills of the knives, and making money is secondary. Then I saw the price list set by Bianhua and the others.

It was the first time in my life that I saw a bottle of mineral water worth [-] yen. It was obvious that I wanted to cheat money!

I deeply thought that there would be no business in such a Cowherd store, but the facts tell me that I was too naive. Not only did it have business, but the business was extremely hot. Yihongyuan made me a net profit of nearly 5000 million yen within three days of opening. income.

Do Japanese girls have so much spare money these days?Hey, I don't understand what these rich people are thinking.

It's incredible how much money they can make without any publicity!

I think it is very urgent to go to Yihong Courtyard to check the business status.

Knowing my intention, Luo Yan Wang gave me a pendant that temporarily shields the fluctuation of spiritual power, and also helped me paint a makeup that is equivalent to plastic surgery, put on a small skirt that I haven't worn since I was eight years old, and ensure that my mother is here Can't recognize them all.

The effect of this attire is quite remarkable. When I came down from the stairs, Sakura, the representative of IQ, didn't recognize who I was at first. It took a long time before I hesitated to ask: "Mom?"

I nodded, and Sakura finally confirmed my identity, and continued to brush up her own exercise set.

The only shortcoming of this appearance is probably that you can’t change your voice. Luo Yanwang’s voice-changing pills are only durian-flavored. Play dumb.

I silently closed the invisible zipper on my mouth, took a bank card and strolled to the vicinity of Kabukicho.

20 meters away from the gate of Yihong Courtyard, Luan in a men's military uniform came towards me, with his ponytail tied into a man's body, I rarely saw Luan like this, so I couldn't help but look twice.

"Hmm~ beauty, do I look good like this?" Luan familiarly struck up a conversation with me, and flicked his own bangs to expose his handsome yet handsome face to me as much as possible.

I also remembered that I couldn't speak, so I nodded.

"Would you like to go to our store for a while? Let you see me as long as you want." Luan thought that I was too nervous to speak, and extended an invitation to me.

I nodded again, and now I realized something was wrong: "You...can't talk?"

I frowned upon hearing this, pointed to my lips with my fingertips, and then shook my head.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you couldn't talk." Luan realized that he seemed to have asked my pain point: "To express my apology, I invite you to eat ice cream in our store."

Good boy, as expected of my family's knives, even in this situation, I still want to solicit customers, I feel so relieved!

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Suddenly: Open the door!Check the water meter!

Hehehe, I finally opened the shop of my dream Sword Man Shikigami Cowboy!quack quack quack quack

Can’t laugh like that, I’m a serious person (serious face.JPG)

Taking cold medicine is too hypnotic, I am sleepy like a dog, I fell asleep from 06:30 pm yesterday to 2333:[-] today, I fell asleep to yesterday’s update, and I woke up this morning [-]

Sadness flows against the river, no, no matter how sleepy I am, I can’t sleep anymore, I’m afraid I won’t wake up, there are still a bunch of little angels waiting to read the article_(:3」∠)_