[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

I have a sentence that mmp should be said or should not be said.This is the voice of all the more mature swordsmen in Anluo Honmaru, show us this when you take off your pants?

The innocent and cute little knives believed my words, probably because I have a good relationship with children. Both the normal Honmaru and the dark-falling Honmaru have their own knives affinity. Most of the little knives accepted the existence of me as a guardian. Wuhutui even called me "Grandma" in a subtle way.

I was so moved that I could not express it in words, and I made up my mind that when the Fallen Five Tigers retire to work in the Police Bureau, I will never let him be poisoned by Brother Gun.The five tigers backed away and couldn't hold back, and the other dark-falling knives also followed aunt aunt, and even the unwilling to call aunt Yaoyan changed after I stuffed a mint-flavored candy The political commissar was called.

By the time the dark-falling Fusangshen of other sword types found something wrong, I had already successfully penetrated into the inside of the small dagger, holding Akita on the left and Hirano on the right, so moist that I was about to catch up with my own Honmaru.

I am very glad that the Honmaru assigned to me by current affairs was only spoiled by one aunt. What will happen, I'm not sure about others, but it's definitely not easy to cheat.

After initially gaining trust (are you sure?), I looked around the courtyard. This is really not a suitable place for political lessons, and some things on the USB drive cannot be played.I asked Dusuke whether there is a TV in the main house of this maru, and Dusuke gave me an answer that made me speechless.

"Originally there was a 42-inch color TV in the main house in Honmaru, but the former interrogator sold the color TV after imprisoning you. Now the main house is equipped with a small [-]-inch black and white TV, and due to Unable to use because the electricity bill has not been paid for a long time.”

How poor was the former slag aunt, and the monthly salary of the god judge was 500 million. How can you live your life like this?Do I need to prepare my own equipment to give a political lesson to the fallen knives?

Forget it, we’ve come to this point, as the guardians of the fallen knives, their aunts have called, and the guardians should also worry about it. I greeted Dusuke and asked him how much he needs to pay for the utility bills of Honmaru.

"The water and electricity bills are not much owed, less than [-] in total." Tusuke looked at my expression carefully, for fear that he would make me angry by saying that the bill was too high.

Fifty thousand small judgments are equivalent to 5000 yuan in soft sister coins. The amount of water and electricity used by my own pills in a month is several times this amount. Since the salary for taking over this pills has not yet come down, I can only take it out and sell it two days ago. A handful of mustache-cut money for expenses.

I transferred 100 million to this Honmaru account. Although money is my true love, I am still very clear about the fact that I must not save it when it is time to spend it, and I can’t let the fallen knives starve to accept political ideas. Indulgence, otherwise it is not education, it is abuse in disguise.

There is no need for such things as TV. I simply equipped a special projector for teaching and hung it on the wall of the main house, and suddenly there was a lecture atmosphere.

I arranged them to sit in a row from low to high, and Yamabushi Kunihiro was still standing behind me. I guessed it would take a long time, so I let him run around Diablo Honmaru to exercise first.After adjusting the materials to be used on the computer for a while, I started the ideological education on the underworld.

"I also told you just now that you still have a broad road to go in the future - join the Police Bureau and become a glorious police officer." I used this to give Brother Gun another wave :

"The best way out is the 006 group of the actual combat department, but they don't accept everyone (Da Wu, Brother Gun said that he will accept only the little tigers who have retreated from the five tigers), and the admission assessment is very 'strict', So you must improve your overall quality."

The fallen knives are listening to my explanation seriously for their own future, took out a paper and wrote down the 006 group of the actual combat department of the inspection and non-examination bureau, determined to work hard for this goal, and secretly worried whether they could pass the test of this group. assessment.

"If you want to pass the assessment, you must first adjust your mental state. The dark fall cannot be changed. You need to accept this fact."

"Of course, what I mean by acceptance is not to let it go, but to allow you to control the degree of darkness and suppress it so that it will not affect your sanity. Regarding this point, the Government of Time will conduct an assessment in half a year. This assessment will determine whether or not you can become inspectors."

I roughly explained the assessment arrangement of the Government of Time to the little knife spirits. Half a year is not a short period of time, and the expressions of the fallen knife spirits have obviously relaxed. Seeing them so useless, I can't get angry Come on, slammed the table to focus their attention:

"Don't think that half a year is very long. Half a year is actually very short. Half a year is equal to six months, and six months is 180 days. In these 180 days, there is not much time left for you to eat, sleep, rest and go to the bathroom. Diablo Honmaru has been preparing for this assessment for several years, and you only have half a year, if you miss this assessment, you will have to wait another three years."

"And the appointment I accepted is only half a year, if the assessment is not successful... think for yourself."

The knives were a little scared, and Antaku Ishikimaru couldn't hide the worry in his eyes. He asked softly, "Is the government assessment difficult?"

"Well, the passing rate of this assessment is quite touching. Every year, there are not one out of ten who pass the assessment. It's like thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge. One more point in the test can surpass a hundred people."

"Is it so exaggerated? Mom, how many fusangshen are there in the assessment!" Dark Falling Ai Ran Guojun was quite frightened by the test I described. He is not good at using his brain at all. Can he pass the test? Everything is a problem.

I compared a number to them with my hands, and the Dark Fallen Knife Spirits were quite frightened by this number.When I read the materials of their assessment, I was also very moved. This assessment is about to catch up with the flower planting college entrance examination.

"The scope of the exam includes an interview and a written test. The interview is easy to understand. It is to check your control of the dark fall. I will explain this to you in the next class; the written test is a bit troublesome. It is divided into two parts: thought and morality. part."

"The syllabus has already been issued. Coincidentally, the person who made the question is from the same town as me, and both grow flowers. The scope of the test is determined according to the person who made the test." At this point, I looked at this group of people with pity. The fallen knives took a look: "This time, the ideological aspect will test the understanding of the core values ​​​​of socialism. Visually, the test questions will be terrible. The passing requirement is 85 points."

"In terms of morality, the traditional virtues of the flower-growing nation are the most important thing, and you can pass with more than [-] points." I took out a USB flash drive from my pocket, which contained my two days of hard work yesterday and the day before: "Today I will What I’m telling you is the most important point in morality—filial piety!”

The dark fallen knife spirits looked at me stupidly, completely unable to understand what I said in the last sentence, let the swords pay the gods to learn filial piety, guardian, are you sure you are not here to be funny!

"Well, guardian, are you sure you want us to learn filial piety?" Anluo and Izumi Mori Kanesada dropped the notebook on the ground and didn't bother to pick it up: "Is this something Anluo Fusangshen should learn!"

"No." The mentality of the knives is broken at this time, and it was not much better when I first found out: "But you are going to take part in the assessment, you can't do it if you don't study, this is something Mom can't help you_( :з"∠)_"

"Grandma will be your strong backing here, and give you everything you can teach."

For their impending life in dire straits, the dark fallen gods resigned themselves to their fate, and the collective eyes looked at me blankly, with the illusion of being at their mercy. I understood them very well, and then took out the lesson plan and started today's lesson .

"I know it's not easy for you, so I specially prepared a video to let you understand the love of parents."

The video in the USB flash drive can finally come in handy. Import the video into the computer, and a micro-movie of less than half an hour will start to play on the projection cloth. The two big words "Father" at the beginning of the title occupy the shadow of Fu Sangshen. Sight.

The swordsmith and the sword version of "Father" is about to refresh the world view of the fallen sword spirits.

[] Inside is the plot.

[This movie tells the story of a swordsmith and his proudest sword. The swordsmith spent his whole life forging a finished product - Chi Yanwan (purely fictional). The source of the name is because it can even flame Cut off, the swordsmith regards this sword as his pride, and like his own child, he takes care of it carefully every day, and even chats with it as a human being. Anyone can see that Chi Yanmaru is right. His importance. 】

At this point in the plot, the Dark Fallen Swordsmen watched with gusto, and a few more lively ones were still discussing the sharpness of the sword called Chiyanwan.I saw it in my eyes and sneered in my heart. I wrote the words "you don't cry suddenly" backwards later. When I tried this micro-movie in my own Honmaru, even Sankaiyue's eyes were red.

[As a famous sword, Chiyanwan has a lot of people who want to buy it with a lot of money. There are powerful daimyos and wealthy merchants, but the swordsmith refused, because the swordsmith wanted Chiyanwan to have a sword that can exert all its strengths. master of power.Finally, he took a fancy to a samurai.The night before the swordsmith sent Chiyan pills out, he maintained it all night without sleep. He was so reluctant, but he smiled and handed Chiyan pills to the warrior the next morning. After Maru walked away, he turned around and couldn't stop his tears. 】

A few of the more sentimental Dark Fallen Knife Spirits were already sobbing secretly. They thought about whether the knife makers were secretly sad when they were sent out. The answer is yes, no matter which one of them they are, they are the pride of the knife makers who forged themselves!

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In the next chapter, all knives in Diablo Honmaru will cry!

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The tear-jerking Divine Comedy in history—the knife maker father and the knife master version of "Father", are you looking forward to it~

Do the little angels really not consider complimenting me?_(:з」∠)_