[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

The dark fallen sword Fusangshen felt nothing in their hearts and even wanted to laugh.

"The one next to me should be familiar to you, Yamabuku Kunihiro, and he will be your old squad leader from now on." I thought about it and thought that I should explain clearly to them the guardian's responsibilities, so as not to let the little knives think about it themselves: " As a guardian, I am responsible for your physical and psychological well-being, and everything else is beyond my scope of responsibility."

"If there is any phenomenon that I abuse you, please call the report number of the Shizhi government - 741741." If you are afraid that you have nothing to do, please report me, and I added another sentence: "If the number of false reports reaches three times, it will be for you Honmaru's reporting channel will be completely closed, and I don't want you to throw away your biggest weapon to protect yourself just because of a moment of anger."

My words are still valid, at least the knives who were eager to memorize the phone number and plan to report me as soon as I left have given up on this plan.

"In short, in the future, if you are more obedient, it will be easy for both of us."

"Guardian, I have a question." An Luojinjian raised his hand and asked, with a malicious smile on his lips.

No matter whether it's the dark Honmaru or the normal Honmaru, this little guy Imai is such a bear, I waved my hand to signal him to hurry up.

Dark Fallen Sword played with his own body, gestured at me, and said provocatively: "What if we don't obey?"

"It's okay to be disobedient, I will take good care of you." I smiled kindly, ignoring An Luo Jin Jian holding the sharp weapon in his hand and pressing down hard on his head: "If necessary Sometimes I will take unconventional measures.”

"Won't the government of the time punish you for doing this!" An Luojinjian, who was unable to move, gritted his teeth and moved out of the government of the time and began to suppress me.

I like the memory of the Dark Knife Demon, but I just mentioned that I can call the report number, and this little guy can get in touch with the punishment of the government of the time by analogy, a child can be taught.

"Hey, it's not wise to threaten your guardians without knowing anything. Didn't you do your homework in advance?" Rubbing my temples, I haven't done anything yet. Tell me about it, and I have the style of calling the Education Bureau to report, but there is one more thing to pay attention to: "Jin Jian, take a good look at the management and guardianship agreement, Tuzhu, you can read the agreement to them."

"Okay, Mr. Shuran." Bald assistant shook his tail, and began to read the management and guardianship agreement to the dark sword Fusangshen. He spoke slowly and clearly, and those knife spirits listened carefully. Utasen Kanesada also took notes.

Current politics has always been biased towards the god judges on both sides of the sword and the gods, and there has been no exception for hundreds of years.The god judge has the right to decide the life and death of the swords, but they cannot abuse the sword, otherwise the qualification of the god judge will be revoked, and such black spots will be left on the file records, but this punishment is also to avoid the occurrence of the phenomenon of the sword falling .

In the early days, the number of God-inspectors was small. In order to form a team, anyone with qualified spiritual power would be invited to serve as God-inspectors. As a result, the quality of God-inspectors was uneven, and the phenomenon of Diablo Honmaru was particularly serious.The subsequent rectification work was not done too thoroughly, until now the status of Token Fusangshen and human god judges is still unequal.For example, now, if I don't ask Tuzhu to read the content of the agreement to the knives, Tuzhu has no right to disclose it to them.

Even if the aunt of Diablo Honmaru abused the sword, according to the relevant regulations of the time government, the most serious would be to revoke the license, impose a fine, and record the file.Fortunately, the knife spirits of this dark Honmaru didn't really hack their aunt to death, otherwise Shizheng would not let me come over as a guardian, and I would directly contact the inspection bureau and kill the knife spirits and even Honmaru.

"Yamabushi, do you think current affairs are unfair?" I turned my head and said to Yamabuku Kunihiro who was standing beside me. Yamabuku Kunihiro was wiping his body and was a little surprised to hear my question.

"My lord, the poor monk doesn't think so. Although we have a human form, the soul inside is still a sword. It is not unfair for the master to control it." Yamabuku Kunihiro put the knife back into its sheath, and grinned at me. He laughed: "Besides, the lord is a wise lord, so the little monk doesn't feel these injustices."

"Then what if I'm a scumbag?" The answer from my little knife spirit reassured me a lot, and I couldn't help joking: "Just make you work without food, beat you with a whip if you don't obey, and don't let you sleep at night. What about an old rich landlord who oppresses the peasants?"

Yamabuku Kunihiro thought about it seriously, and answered me after a while: "If it's this level, I can still bear it. The fact that you are the master of the monk will not change. Experiencing the suffering of the world is also practice."

"Kid Yamabushi, it's very stressful for you to be such an obedient aunt." The sword spirits are really cuter than each other, obedient and obedient. I really don't understand what the aunts who turned a good Honmaru into a dark Honmaru think.

"Kakakaka, just be yourself if you say so, don't think too much." Yamafuku Kunihiro patted my back, but the result was too hard, and I almost spit out a mouthful of blood.

"Yamabushi, I get it, you must want to shoot me to death and inherit my cat, right, I won't let you succeed!"

"..."

By the time Lusuke finished reading the agreement to the dark-fallen knives, more than half an hour had passed, and the dark-fallen swords and gods had a different attitude towards me after they realized that the guardian and the judge were not the same thing at all. It's a bit more polite, at least on the surface, it's hard to say what's going on inside.

I sat cross-legged on the grass, without any image at all, and stretched out my hand to beckon the dark-fallen knives to sit around me.

Now that they have already planned to live in harmony with me, the dark fallen Fusangshen can still listen to my arrangements for these trivial matters, but let's forget about the two titles "Grandma" and "Political Commissar".

This former aunt of Honmaru is really wrong. Except for the first phase and one shock of Sihua's knife spirit, there is only Yingwan, the innocent and cute little girl, who looks very easy to fool, and greatly reduces the difficulty of the ideological education work that will be launched later. .

"To be honest, I am quite worried about your mental state. You can see what the dark fall has brought to you." My voice is not loud, but I have very sincere feelings. It sounds like parents are educating their children. , Dark Fallen Fusangshen heard this tone very strange, but there seemed to be nothing wrong.

There is a little tiger who has fallen into the dark by my side. I took out a box of canned meat originally prepared for egg yolks from the small bag I carried with me and tore it open to feed it. The little tiger was really hungry and started to eat it voraciously. But it stopped after taking a few bites, and greeted its four brothers.

"It's not our original intention to become like this. How can we have any other way?" Dark Falling Yiqi smiled wryly. Which Sword Fusangshen would be willing to Dark Fall, as long as there is hope, even if it is just a sliver, he will not Thinking of the tactic of killing one thousand enemies and harming eight hundred, the other dark falling Fusangshen also nodded in agreement.

"Are you sure there is really no other way?" I was really annoyed by the words of the dark swordsman: "Don't say that you don't know how to report to the current affairs. Have you informed Foxonosuke of the abuse you endured?"

In the first episode of Dark Fall, I was so blocked that I couldn't speak.

"Would it be useful to tell Fox's help? Fox's help has been witnessing what that woman did, and it knows everything." Darkfall Yaoken was dissatisfied with my accusation against his brother, and used a pair of red gloves caused by the dark fall. Purple eyes stared at me.

"The fact is that you didn't tell Fox, so Fox himself has no right to report your former master instead of Daojian Fusangshen, even if you simply express your dissatisfaction with the judge in front of Fox , Foxnosuke can take this as an opportunity to help you."

"But you have endured to the extreme and then fell directly. You have never sought help from Shizheng through Foxnosuke. Foxnosuke should really want to help you. I just found hundreds of copies in Foxnosuke's program. Report the God Judge's report, but as long as you don't take the initiative to open the mouth first, the report in Fox's Assistant will only be as useless as rubbish."

"The reporting conditions required by the Government of Time include that Token Fusangshen must be the active party, and any inducing factors cannot exist. If Foxnosuke informs you of this channel, it can be regarded as one of the inducing factors. Report to the interrogator Nine times out of ten, the content of the content will not pass.”

Later, I explained to the fallen knives why there was a rule that Foxnosuke was not allowed to report instead. In the past, there was a Foxnosuke of Honmaru who was not used to the abuse of Token Fusangshin of Honmaru. According to the feedback from the Shizhi government, during the Shizheng investigation, all the Token Fusangshin denied that there was such a thing, so the fox's help was destroyed.

Later, it was found out that this matter was true and it did not help the matter, so Shizheng added a procedure to all Fox Nosuke-not to initiate a report against the god judge on their own.

"Is...is that so?" After listening to my words, An Luoluan burst into tears one by one. It is clear that the matter can be solved without paying such a high price for An Luo, why did it become like this?

"Luan, don't cry, it's not your fault." Dark Falling Yi Qi held his younger brother who was like a little girl in his arms, and kept wiping Luan's tears with his hands, but the speed of wiping was not as fast as the tears The speed of the fall, he turned his head and questioned me: "No matter how much you say, the root cause of our fall is not the unfairness of the government of time!"

This sentence really hits the point. I wasted so much saliva just waiting for this sentence to come out.

"That's right, the government of time is just unfair, you really thought of it with me." I cheerfully continued the words of the first episode of Dark Fall: "In the government of time, the swords and gods have no freedom and rights to speak of. , the water is too deep and it's not a place for kind and patient knives to stay, you should hate Shizheng, it's all Tokiomi... Bah, Shizheng's fault!"

The Dark Fallen Fusangshen headed by Dark Fall First Phase Yizheng are a little confused. This script seems wrong. Shouldn't the guardians try their best to persuade them not to be so hostile to the Government of Time in the next step?Why are you still so hostile to current affairs? Guardian, are you sure you have no enmity with the Government of Time?

I ignored their expressions, smiled Mimi and started Amway: "Compared to the government of the time, the Bureau of Public Security Bureau has a lot more conscience. It not only realizes the equality of people in the department (all are busy), but also has a lot of benefits (do it yourself. Earn money by living.) Especially the 006 team in the actual combat department is extremely leisurely (my conscience is dead), and the salary is also horribly high (without deducting the tax on flowers, plants and trees). "

"Don't the cute little swordsmen really think about giving it a shot?"

The hard wide insertion is complete, yeah~

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I want to sing "Where's Conscience Gone" for Su Ran

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Is the hard and wide insertion very fresh and unpretentious?

The next chapter is about brainwashing... Ah no, it's about ideological education!