[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

My grandma's house is not too far away, and it took me half an hour to get there with Xiaoye walking and shopping. It was already evening at this time, and when we came, my father was dragging me back when I was a child who didn't want to leave. Home.

Seeing them all go away, Xiao Ye and I showed up and walked to the yard where the two cats were. The yard was very dilapidated, and my grandma was not very fond of animals. The two cats were tied to the tree by a short rope. , the hair all over their bodies exploded and they looked very fierce, but I saw fragility in their emerald eyes, as well as the despair of being betrayed by the person I trusted the most.

Grandma was busy with other things and didn't pay attention to the movement in the yard. I have changed a lot in seven years, and I'm not sure if they still recognize me.

Facts have proved that my worries are unnecessary. Although the appearance of people will change, some things will not change. The two little guys are a little confused. It does not prevent them from being close to me.

I carefully untied the rope around their necks, and put them into the cardboard box that brought them here. They probably thought I was taking them home, and they didn't resist at all.

Before leaving, I took the two little yellow talismans exchanged for [-] soft sister coins on the place where the two cats originally existed, and the forms transformed with spiritual power appeared, becoming two cats tied to the tree. Cat, nothing unusual except for the missing box.

Xiaoye was very interested in the cat box, and stretched out his hand to hold it for me. I glanced at Xiaoye's small body, and it was absolutely unsuitable to pick up the box, so I refused with his expectant eyes.

At this moment, Xiaoye also realized that she really couldn't hold her, and nodded sensiblely.

The cat has also been brought back. There was nothing to do if I stayed seven years ago. It would be bad if I met Jianfei after staying for a long time. We walked to a small alley and prepared to return to Honmaru. How could I know that I was just about to open the teleportation gate? The space in the room fluctuated, and a group of police officers who came out of nowhere surrounded Xiao Ye and me.

I compared the combat effectiveness of the two sides, two against six, my strength can be the enemy's seventh man, and to be precise, Xiao Ye has to protect me when one fights six.

Xiaoye didn't seem to be afraid at all, but I think he was very nervous, just because he was afraid that I wouldn't show it. Xiaoye held the dagger in front of his chest, as if he dared to go all out if he dared to come over. .

This feeling of being about to fight in the next second made me inexplicably scared. The gun-shaped inspector who was leading me took a look at me and asked tentatively: "God judge?"

I nodded, and then the security guards put back their weapons neatly, and Xiao Ye and I were stunned.

"History can't be changed arbitrarily after paying money in current affairs." The gun brother who put away his weapon is not so scary, and he also expressed his apology for scaring me and Xiaoye: "Sorry, I thought it was all about paying funerals. God has surrounded you."

"..." I must be dreaming, the police officer actually apologized to me, shouldn't they just come up and kill people?

I didn't say a word, and Brother Gun didn't care, he took out a form from his arms and handed it to me.

"The money paid by Shi Zhi's government is not ours. We fill out a form and you pay another part of the money, and we will send you directly to Honmaru to ensure safety." Brother Gun smiled kindly: "Support cash, credit card, WeChat, Alipay Oh dear~"

Kiss a yarn!Is it so down-to-earth to check non-violation? Taobao special language is used!

"...Wechat." I was running wild in my heart, and subconsciously replied using WeChat.

Brother Gun got my answer, took out his phone from his pocket and added my WeChat, I transferred the money on the spot, Brother Gun nodded to the brothers behind him after confirming, other inspections are not illegal. Handed me a pen, some brought me a table and stool for me to sit down and fill in the form, and a short knife Xing Fei said to me in standard Mandarin:

"If you are satisfied with our service, please give a five-star praise in the return visit."

I nodded, I was in a good mood after seeing the shape of the short knife, and I stuffed a piece of candy for Xiaoye, that easy-to-get-together appearance is not at all like the life-and-death censorship I have fought with the knives of my Honmaru many times make.

"Didn't you chop anyone who interfered with history? My family's knife spirit in Honmaru was often injured by you." I asked Brother Gun who took out a cup of hot water from somewhere to warm my hands.

Brother Gun choked when I asked, and his voice was a bit muffled: "Who told you that we all hacked?"

"We only cut the swords carried by the time-traveling army and those who did not judge God." Brother Gun explained to me this way: "Current Affairs and the Inspection Bureau are two organizations with similar functions. They often compete with each other for business, and the swords pay for the funeral." There was a conflict between God and our business, and they robbed us of our jobs, so of course we cut them off.”

Brother Qiang looked at me for a while and then said: "You are an interrogator, and according to regulations, you are one of the clients of the Bureau of Non-Government Inspection. Maybe he will jump to work at the Anti-Fraud Inspection Bureau to be our immediate boss, and there is no way for us to make trouble with the interrogator."

"Is that so?" My world view is collapsing, what about the extremely vicious Jianfei that I promised?Are you kidding me?

Brother Gun patted me on the shoulder in understanding, and carefully put away the form I just filled out: "You are a new God judge, I don't know that these are normal, don't believe those things that lie to newcomers on the forum, what's the matter?" If you don't understand something, don't think about it, ask Fox's help."

I nodded sadly, the forum misunderstood me!

The inspectors put away my things and extracted my spiritual power to open a portal. They helped me carry the big cat box and went in. I led Xiaoye and walked slowly behind, wondering about this portal. It's different from what I usually use, isn't it just sent directly?

"Although our portal needs to take two steps, it doesn't have any dizziness caused by space distortion. It is more comfortable to use this if you are not in a hurry." Dao Xingfei said, thinking that I was worried about the cost: "Don't worry, this It is a bonus content of the Bureau of Inspection and Non-Examination, and no additional money is required."

Xiaoye didn't release her hostility after sensing that they were no longer murderous, and obediently let me lead them away. After 5 minutes, I saw a light ahead, probably about to reach Honmaru.

The Token Fusangshen in Honmaru felt the familiar spiritual power coming to Honmaru, not only their masters, but also the censors.The strong concern for their master made them all stop what they were doing and pick up the main body, and rushed to the portal that appeared out of nowhere without even putting on their battle suits.

This does not include Xiaohumaru who knew the plot long ago. Sanriyue rushed out wearing the inner uniform, but Xiaohumaru calmly changed the uniform and told him that the lord was not in danger at all, so he also went back to the house to change himself. The gorgeous costumes are ready, brother Xiaohumaru doesn't have to worry about the clothes being too complicated.

The two came in neatly dressed and joined the other Sword Fusangshen. Just in time for the portal to open, a team of security guards came out first to stare at them.

"What have you done to my lord!" Sensing that his master's aura was behind the inspectors, Hasebe became anxious, holding the handle of the knife and wanted to start a war.

Except for Xiaohuwan, the other small knife masters also pulled out their bodies, and they were about to fight.

Foxnosuke trotted to the middle, ignored the tense atmosphere and made a friendly contact with the inspector.

"I'm sorry to trouble you for bringing Mr. Suran back." Foxnosuke smiled and said to the leading gun brother: "Do you want to stay for a cup of tea? I bought a new flavor of mousse cake today."

Brother Gun looked excited, but he still had a lot of work to do at night so he could only refuse: "This is what we should do. When you return to visit, don't avenge private revenge and give bad reviews."

I pushed aside the security guard blocking the door, and showed my face to the knives to show that I had nothing to do so that they would not worry about it.

"Brother Gun, if you don't want to leave, I will give you a good review." I reached out and shot the cat box from Brother Gun's hand, and I issued an order to evict the guest. Brother Gun's vicious tastes are terrible, and he insisted on blocking me. I came out of the door without letting me go, just to scare the little knife spirits in my family. Although their nervous appearance is cute, this kind of behavior makes me very uncomfortable.

Brother Gun touched his nose in embarrassment, waved his hand at me, and left with the inspection team. He waved his sleeves without taking a cloud, but he managed to get 5000 yuan of soft sister coins and returned them. Added my WeChat.

I briefly told the story of the matter to the little sword spirits. Like me, they suffered a huge blow to their worldview. ——The hatred of grabbing jobs is irreconcilable.

"Master, the envoys are so boring, they attack us for this reason." Luan pouted, he had been slandered and returned home by the envoys many times, but he didn't expect that it was only because of current affairs and The peer competition of the African Inspection Bureau.

"Hey, I'm supporting you. The inspectors earn their own commissions from business. If they don't get business, they can't afford to eat." I talked about the difficulty of life in a good mood: "like you Not everyone can be a happy knife master."

"Well, thanks to the smart, kind and cute little fairy master~" Luan Xiang rushed to hug me, but was blocked by the box in my hand. He listened carefully to the noise inside the box and asked me: "Master, what is inside the box?" what is it?"

"There are cats in the box." Xiaoye beside me answered this question for me. I looked at Xiaoye's outstretched hand and put the box on top. Zong San asked his brother to take a look first: "Brother Zong San, the master said that I can hug the cat to sleep in the future."

Most of the Zuowen Dao faction have no resistance to small furry animals, Zongsan is no exception. He opened the box and looked at the two cats for a while, then reached out and touched the thin orange cat named Egg Yolk, Egg Yolk felt Zongsan's aura similar to mine gently rubbed his hand.

Zongsan turned his hand to Lihua again, and Lihua jumped up very docilely and grabbed Hua Zongsan's face...

Ah, I forgot to tell Sozo that Tanuka will not kiss anyone but me, this is definitely not revenge for Sozo driving me out this morning, trust me _(:з」∠)_

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I updated very early today, are you surprised~

I found a part-time job today~ I will be busy during the day from now on, let me try my best to save the manuscript on Monday and Thursday, and I won’t post it, hehehe.

Isn’t the inspection I wrote very loving!

After writing two more chapters, you can transition to Diablo Honmaru, and after finishing Diablo Honwan, you can write Onmyoji~ Hahaha, so happy~

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