[Comprehensive] All knives like to act coquettish to aunts

Chapter 27 I heard that the time-traveling army is all paupers

Time is a butcher's knife. I have a deep understanding of this while living in Honmaru. After another two months, the knives have fully adapted to the modern life of Honmaru. I am very pleased to accept this situation.

It's been a sad story for two months and I still haven't gotten a new pocket knife.

Xiao Ye nested in my arms and ate persimmons happily, but I didn't have the face to face him again. Every day Jiang Xue Zuo Wenwen didn't come, I felt that I was sorry for Xiao Ye.

"Xiao Ye, do you miss your brother Jiang Xue?" I looked at Xiao Ye's ignorant expression and my heart was bleeding. What a good boy, his brother is not limited to training and needs to work hard. Come out to his brother Jiang Xue.

Xiaoye is a sincere child, he swallowed the last bite of persimmon and nodded.

I hugged Xiaoye and began to cry. Although Xiaoye didn't know the reason for my crying, she still wiped my tears with her hands very sensiblely. Seeing such an obedient Xiaoye made me want to cry even more.

"Master, don't cry." Xiaoye carefully thought about the reason why the master cried, and realized that it was because he didn't help him bring his brother home, and began to feel sorry for his master: "Brother Zong San and the master are both here, it doesn't matter if Brother Jiang Xue came later .”

The more sensible Xiaoye became, the more I cried. I cried so hard that Xiaoye was incited to cry with me. One aunt and one stabbing each other formed a vicious circle.

When Zong San returned to the Zuowen Dao School, he was met with the deafening cries of his brother who never cried and his aunt who had no brains. He really wanted to throw out the master who brought his brother down.

"Xiaoye, what's the matter with you?" Zong San couldn't snatch Xiaoye back from my arms, so he could only sit beside me and wipe Xiaoye's tears with a handkerchief.

Xiaoye wanted to answer his brother's words but hiccupped from crying, stretched out his fleshy fingers and pointed at my face, and asked his brother to help the master wipe away the tears first.

Zong San sighed, and reluctantly wiped my face like wiping a table, not showing any tenderness to wipe Xiao Ye's tears. I expressed my strong opposition to the unfair treatment with my eyes, but my objection was nothing For eggs.

"Hi, third brother Zong, hiccup...be gentle." Xiao Ye hiccupped while crying and did not forget to help me. I hugged him in comfort, and then we both cried even harder.

Zong San: ...

Zong San has the illusion that his younger brother has been snatched away by his aunt.

After the two of us finally calmed down, Zongsan was so tempered that he didn't have a temper at all. A handkerchief was not enough at all. For convenience, he put the paper box on the table on his lap and handed it to us two in turn.

After crying, I was refreshed. Xiao Ye was probably curious about his own tears because he had never cried before. He took a drop with his own little hand, and happily held it in front of my eyes.

"Tears." Xiao Ye was a little surprised, surprised that his sword that existed for revenge had tears, but this surprise contained a very subtle joy.

"Wow, do you want to give me the tears that Xiaoye cried for the first time?" I carefully observed the drop of water in Xiaoye's hand. Although he looked ordinary, it was very meaningful.

I took this small water droplet from Xiaoye's hands, held it in front of me and Xiaoye, and watched the whole process of its evaporation with Xiaoye without the slightest irritability.

After watching it, I held Xiao Ye in circles, and Xiao Ye happily hugged my neck for a long time and refused to come down.

Zong San felt that the interaction between the two of us was very interesting, so he specially took a photo for the two of us. The photo was not bad, and he adjusted a nice filter. He will be my future photographer!

I asked him to send me a copy of the photo, and Zongsan readily agreed.

"Xiao Ye is really happy to be with the master." When I took Xiao Ye out for a walk, Zong San suddenly said this sentence, I turned to look at him, Zong San smiled at me, and he no longer had the temperament of a chat terminator: "You are not just the master to Xiaoye."

Zongsan’s words are somewhat similar to my thoughts. I do not only regard Xiaoye as a small knife master, but subconsciously regard him as a younger brother, and the other small swords are the same, but Xiaoye looks the smallest, so it is inevitable that he will be more pampered.

I fixedly looked at Zongsan at this time for a while, took two steps back, and patted the head of Zongsan, who was kneeling on the tatami, condescendingly: "Hey, you have finally escaped from the king's seat, aunt is very pleased. "

As soon as I finished speaking, the smile on Zong San's face disappeared completely. He twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "The title of king of cold field seems to be more suitable for master than for me."

Then Zong San pointed to the gate.

"Master, please."

Poor me was kicked out by Zongsan like this, I lost all my aunt's dignity, I'm used to it!

But at least I brought Xiao Ye with me before I left, and I didn’t leave empty-handed. I really can’t let other knife masters know what I’m going to do today. Cute is the perfect candidate.

I took him to the edge of the time teleportation array in a sneaky way. Xiaoye was much more proficient in using the teleportation array than me, so I reported the time and asked Xiaoye to help adjust it.

"Xiaoye, let's go to Y city seven years ago and bring back two babies, okay?" I said to Xiaoye with a smile, feeling a little nervous in my heart, as an aunt, I have to change my past today, a little feeling.

"???" Xiao Ye tilted her head, wondering who the little baby I was talking about was.

I didn't mean to hide anything, so I told Xiao Ye the truth: "Those are two native cats that I raised in the past. I have raised them for five years. They were sent to my grandma's house seven years ago because of the move. Afterwards, one died and the other was lost. Now I still have cats." I will dream of the two of them, this time we quietly brought the cat back."

"Egg yolk is very dear, let it warm your hands and feet when it's cold." My proposal made Xiao Ye's eyes shine, and Xiao Ye couldn't help pulling my sleeve and asking me:

"Will the cat like me?"

Xiao Ye likes furry cats very much, and often plays with the cub from the Five Tigers, but the little tiger is from the Five Tigers, so he can't sleep with him at night.

"I will definitely like you very much. When the time comes, our little family will sleep with each other in one arm."

Xiaoye didn't say anything after listening, and sped up the speed of adjusting the teleportation array, expressing her support from behavior.

Without knowing the truth from Quan Honmaru's swordsman, Xiao Ye and I walked to the center of the teleportation array, and disappeared in a flash of white light.

I thought that hiding the truth was as transparent in the eyes of the sword spirits. The spiritual power activated by the teleportation array could be sensed by the entire Honmaru. Without thinking about it, the Sword Fusangshen knew that their master was going out to cause trouble.

"Master doesn't take it with him wherever he goes." Hasebe, who was handling the official documents, was very sad, his whole body was limp, and his hand holding the pen was tight and tight.

"My lord suddenly changed the past." Foxnosuke calmly answered Hasebe's question while gnawing beef jerky. What he said made Hasebe's hands tremble, and he wrote a wrong word so that the whole paper was scrapped. .

"Master, how could he change history!" Hasebe was very anxious, for fear that the government of Time would take his master away, thinking that the person might live in a dark prison cell in the future, so he would not be able to deal with official documents calmly.

Foxnosuke glanced at Hasebe with a mentally retarded look, and stopped gnawing on the beef jerky with a little reluctance, and gave Hasebe science popularization.

"Master Su suddenly handed over the money in advance, how could he be arrested."

"As long as you pay enough money to change history at will, the government of the time will not care."

"The poor guys in the time-traveling army want to change history but don't want to pay for it. The idea is so beautiful. If you don't kill them, they will kill anyone."

The truth came so violently like a tornado, Hasebe's whole body seemed to be struck by lightning at this time, and the wind was messy.

"Can history be changed casually after paying money?" Hasebe insisted on the last stubbornness.

"Nonsense, otherwise, how did the judges get their salaries, and can Shizheng be changed out of thin air?" Fox Nosuke made a calculation for Hasebe:

"The history that normal people want to change is to save individuals to change a historical trend. This is a 5000 million Jiazhou gold, which is also the main business scope of current affairs. The key historical trend is doubled by ten times. The other things are multiplied by one according to the price. One hundred is enough, Master Suan wants to bring back two cats this time, they are not expensive breeds, they are native cats, according to the price list, a cat will cost [-] soft sister coins, and the total of the two brought back includes the handling fee It is enough to pay [-] yuan, and you don't have to worry about Mr. Suan not having enough money."

"..." Hasebe had nothing to say, the image of the Time Traveling Army in his heart has successfully transformed from a desperate poor man to a pauper who wants to change history but can't afford money and is unwilling to work hard to make money.

Foxnosuke patted Hasebe with his paw, telling him not to be lazy while reading the official document, and continue to lazily eat beef jerky.

In a blink of an eye, Xiao Ye and I were teleported back to seven years ago. We avoided people and went back to the old house that had been evacuated. We used our spiritual power to hide our figures and stood aside, watching the two cats squatting Looking at the evacuated house from the roof, no matter what my dad called me, he would not come down.

The door was opened, and my 12-year-old grandma dragged me over. I looked at the two little guys with wary eyes on the roof, waved to them and shouted, "Mimi, come down."

The two cats ran down the ladder from the roof to the young me without even hesitation. Five years have given them enough time to give all their trust to me, and the young me scratched their legs Chin, took out his favorite shrimp crackers and fed one to each of the two cats, gently put them in the box and hugged them, got into Dad's car, and cried when the car didn't start.

"Dad, don't send Mimi to grandma's house, we won't move, okay?"

"No, our house is about to be demolished, and they are not allowed to be kept in the rented house. You are obedient, we will go and see them when we have time." Dad answered me like this.

At that time, I foolishly believed it, so this was the last time I saw the scene of two little angels.

When I looked at it, the circles of my eyes turned red. Xiaoye noticed my emotional ups and downs and clenched my fingers worriedly. I shook my head to indicate that I was fine.

It's not a bad thing to be a god judge, at least I have a chance to recover what I missed, which is great.

The author has something to say:

Today's update is a little late, don't care about these details ~

Thank you little angel Qingyu Aolan for mine~ It feels so good to be raised, hehehe.

Last night I dreamed about the cat I used to raise at home again, but the five-year relationship ended so cruelly. At that time, I was too young to refute the decision of the adults, and my two best friends left me forever. Now I want to see them again, let this wish come true for me.

In the end, roll and ask for collection~Please leave a message~Do the little angels who like me really not consider poking me in the face?My face feels so good _(:з」∠)_

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