[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

Just as Jason came back to his senses, some kind of biological instinct made him subconsciously clamp his legs.

late.

He kicked him in the crotch mercilessly.

Hold! ! !

pain! ! !

Caught off guard by this heavy blow, the man knelt down on the ground clutching his pants and crotch, tears welling in his eyes.

He raised his eyes to look at the ruthless figure who left after kicking, "What the hell, Tim! Are you poisoned in your mind?"

And Tim said impatiently, "Isn't this what you want? I can kick your ass anytime, I don't need to wait until the next time." He lowered his body and warned, "You almost killed me in the Titan Tower, why not?" Expect me to be kind to you?"

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The pain of suffering the unbearable pain of life gradually faded, and Jason slowly regained consciousness.

The scene was wrong. The last time Jason closed his eyes, he should have been lying on his beloved big bed, turned off all communication devices, and happily let the pillows drown him.

Instead here, standing, let Tim give himself a good woman kick.

Jason looked at his hands, the equipment on him was also wrong.The equipment on his body has undergone a major change.Jason's current favorite styles are hand bandages, hooded vests, and half-masks that cover the lower half of his face.

He asked tentatively, "How much did Dick's bet cost him?"

Tim lowered his body vigilantly, in case Jason might counterattack at any time, "He won everything."

"Oh, then it's fine." Jason said, he got up nonchalantly, and patted the ashes off his body.

Tim stared at him suspiciously.

Just as he was about to speak, Jason threw two darts.Tim reacted very quickly and blocked it with a long stick.

But in just a few seconds, Jason was already close to him, missed Tim's stick hand with one hand, and grabbed his shoulder with the other hand, throwing him to the ground.

"Idiot, Dick didn't win a penny, because Barbara and I made a secret alliance!" Jason kicked Tim's stick away, and didn't continue to chase, just stood there and looked at Tim, "Although you You noticed my movement, but you thought too much, so that you didn't react to the movements of your hands."

"I don't need your fighting instructor," Tim snapped. "You don't have to show me off."

"I didn't say what you mean." Jason shrugged, "You haven't debuted for long. Compared with my baby bird, you are too young. And I have practiced with him many times, I close my eyes I can guess how you will fight."

His baby bird.Intimacy, possessiveness, familiarity.Tim held his breath at the meaning behind it.

Jason reaches out to him, but Tim ignores him and pushes himself up off the ground.

Jason withdrew his hand in embarrassment, "Let's get to know each other again, I'm Jason Todd, as you can see, I come from another world." He sighed for the vigilance of the young man in front of him and what he was about to face next , "You're not the one in my family, I'll just call you 'Timothy'."

Timothy's timeline is much later than Jason's.Jason's baby bird can no longer be called "baby bird". This nickname is now more about joking and expressing affection.

Tim's height has broken through the 180 mark all the way since he became an adult, reaching 188, which is half a head taller than Jason.And Timothy, he is still a skinny little one, I hope he will not lose his chance to grow taller because of the excessive intake of phallus.

There is one more difference.The relationship between Jason's peer and Timothy can't be called close, it's better to say that he has a bad relationship with everyone in the family.Even Jason isn't welcome here.

There's no Bruce in the Batcave, which is rare, just Timothy, Dick, and Damian looking up and down at Jason suspiciously.Jason slumped in his chair like a salted fish, completely ignoring their vague hostility.

Come on, he's about Dick's age now, and he's a mature, caring male.

The gloating of mature men is overflowing, "Look at this vigilant big blue bird, who would have thought that he might be the shortest in the family in the future? This may be the consequence of not cooking for a long time and being lazy to make oatmeal. "

"You have no evidence to prove that you are indeed from another world." Dick said, he consciously stood between Jason and the other two younger brothers, "Just the idea of ​​​​swapping souls can't convince me."

"You might as well just say that you are high, and we are going to let us wash your stomach and wash out your useless brain by the way." Damian sneered, turned to Timothy and snorted coldly, "You didn't do it to bring him back Stupidest decision."

"That's why you fight with Little Joe every day, even the little angels of Superman's family can quarrel with you." Jason said lazily, his whole body slumped on the chair, almost like melted butter. To the ground, "I want evidence, let me tell you something about this world that I definitely don't know."

He pondered for a while, pointed at Dick and said, "When you lost your memory, you didn't admit that you were Ye Yi, so you went to Bludhaven to become a taxi driver. To be honest, you don't look good with a cut hair."

Dick froze for a moment, wanted to refute but couldn't speak.

Jason continued to attack violently, "Damian, this kid will be very clingy with the Superman's kid in the future. You should pay more attention to the window of his bedroom in the middle of the night. Sometimes he will jump through the window and run out to find Xiao Qiao at night."

"Timothy," he snorted, "he used to dress up as a nurse. I suggest you keep a good photo and print it out and hang it on the wall. His blond female nurse can also make unsuspecting men come over to strike up a conversation. It's a classic not to be missed."

He looked around in satisfaction, seeing Damian frowning, Dick stiff, and Timothy showing no emotion.So he drops the last bomb, "Bruce proposed to Catwoman. On the rooftop. Takes off his mask."

The three young birds gasped.

Jason continued leisurely, "But they didn't get married. Because." He paused very deliberately, "Catwoman escaped from marriage."

The sound of inhalation froze, turning into a choking cough.Dick had to hold on to the railing behind him to prevent himself from toppling inadvertently, which was a shame.

"I won't talk about the deeper things, otherwise the timeline may be changed." Jason sighed, "In short, our future is a mess, but it's not bad."

Timothy, who had been silent since bringing him back to the Batcave, asked, "If you swap souls, he should be in your body at this time."

"Then where is he now?"

Jason's originally relaxed face suddenly went blank, "Ah." Only then did he remember the key question.

Although he closed his eyes, he was indeed lying on the bed at home alone.But counting the days, it's time for Tim to return from his mission.

So, here comes the problem.Where will Tim sleep when he gets back?Ha ha.

Jason didn't dare to think about it.

At the same time, in another world, Todd opened his eyes in a daze.The quilt was warm and soft, sealing him tightly.Todd's eyes, which he opened with great difficulty, almost closed.

A hand reached out from behind and wrapped his waist around him, pulling him into his arms.Then a fluffy head came up and rubbed against his shoulder.

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me? !

Todd bounced like a thrown fish.And that head fell from his shoulders, rubbed against the pillow reluctantly, and said stickily, "Sleep for a while."

"Where the hell did you get the monster from?"

That face was no longer buried in the pillow, allowing Todd to see him in full.

Timothy Drake.alternatives.

Todd's mind went blank.Why, are there new breeds of hell appearing to torture people these days?

Just as Todd was dazed, the person lying on the bed made a sudden move and pinned him on the bed with joint skills, with his knees touching his lower back.The substitute's voice was full of anger, "Where did you get him?"

After that incident, Tim has always been a little nervous. Later, when Tim suspended animation and met his future self, this paranoia became even more serious.Jason and the others held Tim tightly, fearing that his emotions would be too suppressed and he would walk the same path as that Batman.That road is so lonely.

Now that Jason has inexplicably switched bodies with another self, and Tim wakes up to find that the man next to his pillow has changed a core, this little bastard may explode.Jason sincerely hoped that the other self wouldn't be so mean.But judging by Timothy's appearance, it is unlikely.

Damn it, not only did he have to take Timothy's kick from a good woman here on behalf of his peers, but he also had to clean up the mess for himself and coax the nervous little red bird when he went back.

Why is he so miserable?

Is this what he got for prying off Tim's motorcycle tires?

What Jason didn't expect was that Tim's mood was actually calmer than he imagined.He contacted Cassandra, and the two of them pretty much carried Todd back to the Batcave, who was bundled into dumplings.

Under Todd's constant trash talk, they figured out what was going on.Luckily, Zatanna was on tour in Gotham, and they got a guarantee that Jason would be replaced in a few days.

Todd has a guest room at Wayne Mansion.

He circled around the room, opened the window expressionlessly, and looked down at the view of Wayne Manor.He laughed at himself, "I never thought that I could live in this house again."

"Sounds like you're having trouble getting along with us over there," Tim said, stepping out of the shadows.

Todd didn't want to reveal the fact that he was taken aback by him.The Redbird is clearly older and more experienced than his replacement.He said viciously, "I don't plan to play a happy family show with them. Can you respect the privacy of the guests?"

"We have a special way to get along, and obviously you haven't figured out the way yet." Tim said to himself, "Do you need me to give you a hint or two?"

"Oh, are you going to tell me your weaknesses?" Todd raised his eyebrows and sneered, "Don't worry, I won't tell my substitutes over there."

There's something sly about Tim, something inscrutable, something that makes Todd's back shudder. "Okay," he said lightly, "if you remember which bed you woke up in, you should be able to guess the relationship between me and Jason."

FUCK, should shut him up.

Todd's heart trembled, and Tim looked at him narrowly, "You said that what I can't bear the most is perhaps riding. Riding. Every time he rides me, I can't refuse."

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Todd blushed, "Shutup!"

"Speaking of which, we sometimes wear some interesting clothes, suspenders are the top of the list, you can refer to it."

"Shutup! Shutup!"

"The bed was fine, the sofa and the bathroom were fine. The waterbed is great for an occasional use, you..."

"Shutup! Shutup! Shutup——!!!"

The author has something to say: the timeline is long after the end of the main text, the equipment of Brother Tong is the Little Red Riding Hood hood(?)

The magic bucket is Jason, and the bucket that was almost kicked by a good woman in Titan Beating is Todd

The barrel is too miserable, crazy to blame his peers to clean up the mess

Barrel: n·m·d·w·s·m

Wait, there is another chapter of the main story

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