[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

Jason's eyes narrowed, the little octopus snapped a few times, and pulled itself onto the table with its tentacles.

Tim slowly reached out to hold the Batman doll, his voice unhurried, while the other hand quietly fumbled into his pocket.

The little starfish hidden behind the Coke should be regarded as the two wrists of the hand, "It's so handsome, although it can't be compared with Dad himself, but he is also one-tenth as handsome as Dad! The designer should put its pectoral muscles and brachial Make your biceps bigger!"

The octopus Jason, who was about to extend his tentacles to sneak attack, paused, "Dad? Who do you call Dad?"

"Did I not introduce myself?" The little blue starfish with a red border raised his head and held his chest up, "Hey, hello, brothers! I'm Can Luo, and I'm Daddy's most—" He took a deep breath, "Dear Robin."

Not waiting for Jason and Tim to change their faces for "the most beloved Robin", and heard the little starfish who called itself "Jin Luo" whispered, "Although I am self-proclaimed, but one day I will be able to do it." .” After speaking, he clenched his fists.

This is... Batman's alien fan?

A tentacle grabbed the little starfish's waist, and several more tentacles wrapped around him, binding him tightly.Where are you from starfish?Jason flicked his tentacles on Can Luo's forehead, and ran over to recognize his brother blindly.

The strange thing is that Guan Luo understood his inner voice.

"I didn't recognize my brother." Starfish said seriously, he patted Jason's tentacles, he didn't care at all that he was entangled into a starfish mummy, "I was raised by my father in a jar, he was That's right, my father. You were brought up by him on the estate, and you're my brothers, and that's right, too."

What the hell?Assuming that Jason is not binding the little starfish with his tentacles now, he will use his body to squirm and pose a question mark.

Tim's hand, which was typing in his pocket, stopped.Humans and mini Krakens turned their heads to look at the little starfish on the table, and asked questions with their eyes instead of their mouths.

What did you say

Introducing again, Jars—that's Batman's name, in honor of his childhood cradle was a glass jar.His most widely known name should be Staro the Conqueror, a villain who has been an enemy of the Justice League for a long time.

Ah, that's already in the past tense, little starfish has been refurbished from body to heart now, surrendered under the bat cape of macho dad, and determined to become the coolest Robin in Bat Daddy's palm.

Though he's not Robin yet.

But the key point is not the alien starfish's desire for Robin's name, but the timeline he represents.As far as Tim and Jason know it, Staro the Conqueror is still roaming the universe, waiting to one day join forces with any random alien villain.Can Luo was not raised in a jar by Batman.This little starfish is from an alternate timeline.

"So, you plan to tell us that in the future Bruce will not only be satisfied with picking up children and bringing them home, but his foster addiction has developed to the point where he wants to raise alien villains." Tim said, he looked at Can Luo with vigilant eyes, trying to put This little critter connects with the big bad Starro.

Unable to connect, he failed.

And Jason's tentacles wriggled, trying to refuse Can Luo's shoulder hook and back, but Can Luo didn't care and wanted to cuddle with him, "Big boy, we're the same age now!"

Who is your elder brother, don't mistake relatives.Jason pushed Can Luo out with two tentacles, quickly wrapped around Tim, climbed along his wrist and nestled on his shoulder.

Tim put his finger against what seemed to be the head of the tank, preventing him from getting close to Jason. "Listen to your words, even in the future timeline, we are not familiar."

Unable to stick with Jason, Guan Luo hugged the Batman doll that was taken out of the blind box, and looked at Tim and Jason on his shoulders with big eyes, "I usually act with my dad. If you lose it Please return the watchtower as soon as possible."

That's the problem.Tim crossed his arms, "Then why didn't you go to Gotham to find Batman, instead of coming to San Francisco to find the two of us?"

Mentioning this, Guan Luo scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually, I have just arrived in this world, and I was entrusted by a friend to help find someone."

Starfish's big eyes showed longing, "Otherwise I wouldn't know how cool the macho man is now. Of course, you are also cool as a human being!"

Jason couldn't tell for a while, whether being praised as "cool" by a starfish as an octopus was considered a compliment.

Thought flashed in Tim's eyes, "Your friend is his client, right? Where is the client, why don't you come in person?"

"His condition is not good, and he needs to rely on nutrient solution to survive." Jason stared dumbfounded at the little starfish who took out a small dress that looked like Robin's uniform from some corner and put it on. After making a small hood, Robin Starfish said solemnly, "I'm going to rob the lab tonight and get him some nutrient solution."

Just you?

Guan Luo took out a miniature bat dart that looked like a piece of iron, and that bat dart was almost as tall as his starfish.He patted his chest, "A good friend will do anything for his friend."

Looking at the hot-blooded little starfish, Tim was rarely able to find the right words to say.

Space Conqueror Staro has trouble gaining Red Robin's trust, even though he's a minor comedian now.But at the same time, it seems to have something to do with Jason's client this time, and it sounds like that client's current situation is not very good.

Jason's tentacles tapped on his shoulder, "I'm going to see the client, I'm fed up with a body that can't speak."

I feel that you are full of words and can't speak out.Tim poked the little octopus lovingly on the head.

"Please bring us to the client," Tim said. "If he needs help, we can help."

"You are so kind." Guan Luo said, hell, he was really moved.

Little Starfish took out a hooklock gun from under his ultra-small Robin suit, and with a snap, the claws, which were smaller than the nail of Tim's little finger, snapped onto the branch of the potted plant.

Let go of Vivian! ! !

Jason danced furiously on Tim's shoulder, and the eight tentacles danced in the air until only afterimages remained.

And Guan Luo knew nothing about the psychological activities of the macho old man, he stood on the windowsill with his hips akimbo, "What are you waiting for, let's go, old man!"

This, Tim realized, was a starfish unlike any of them, only Dick could barely match his liveliness.

Obviously, Bruce is obsessed with a cute and cheerful starfish, and this future is foreseeable.Especially this starfish is full of sweet words, even Superman can't speak without him.The future Batman has stepped into the enemy's trap.

Not good.

Tim put his hand in his pocket again, took out his phone and typed messages blindly.

In their seven-person chat group, Tim, who hadn't come out for a long time, suddenly sent a sentence.

Coffee Slot Machine: The Enemy Has Invaded Earth! !

After sending this sentence, he glanced at Jason, who probably didn't have time to look at his phone during this time.

So Tim sent another emoji.The baby octopus with blue-green eyes is curled up pitifully in a glass jar, which is being held in one hand as it prepares to send it to the oven.

Don't worry, this emoticon pack has no other meaning, just to show off my little tentacle monster.Tim put his phone back contentedly, and led Jason to catch up with the cane that swung out of the window.

As Guan Luo said, the situation of the client is not good.Can Lo hid it in some unoccupied rental house.The soft lump was soaked in the nutrient solution, and he barely opened his eyes when he saw someone approaching.

"Hey, buddy, I brought my brother." Guan Luo swung his hook and landed next to the little tentacle monster, "Are you feeling alright?"

The little tentacle monster patted the jar containing the solution, and Guan Luo looked at him sadly, "You're a little more energetic than before, that's a good thing."

"His state..." Tim didn't say the rest of the sentence.This was the first time Jason had seen such a lifeless commissioned creature since he accepted the commission of the wonderful creature.

Jason was the same species as he was now, and could see the difference even more.Black spots appeared on the surface of the entrusted creature's skin, and it was difficult to open the eyes.

"Theoan is a laboratory product, a heterogeneous species bred by humans using Kraken's genes." Can Luo said, "His genes are collapsing. I am trying to save him."

Tim was silent for a moment, looked at Can Luo who was muttering beside the jar, and asked, "Which laboratory is it, maybe I can find something in their experimental materials."

"You are willing to help us," Can Luo's big eyes were shining, he cheered, and hugged Tim's wrist, "You are so kind, brother!"

Tim struggled slightly, and freed his hand from the sticky alien creature, "Don't take the opportunity to get close, I will help whoever is here."

While they were talking, Jason slid off Tim's shoulders and looked into the eyes of the commissioned creature named Theoan against the glass.

Theo Ann blinked his eyes, and his tentacles stuck to the glass, overlapping Jason's tentacles.

What is your wish?

my wish……

The lifeless Theo Ann burst out with a burst of rare vitality, and even opened his half-closed eyes a little.

Can you help me find Iron Man, I want to sleep in his fish tank for one night!

Jason suddenly went dumb. He looked at Guan Luo over there, and then at Theo Ann in front of him.

What's the matter, are all the aliens these days small fans of superheroes?

It turns out that the friendship between you developed from bragging about Batman and Iron Man?

Theo Ann's tentacles touched Jason's forehead through the glass.

His body was elongated and deformed, and the well-dressed young man in a suit appeared before Tim again.He observed his body curiously, "Wow, I thought there would be some inhuman features, this looks like a normal human being."

"Welcome back to being human," said Tim, limp in his soft home clothes, baggy sweatpants, and T-shirt.

Jason should do something, considering their date had to be called off halfway through.

So he leaned close to Tim, brushed his hair back, and kissed it, "This is to make up for leaving on a date."

Tim's face was a little red, and a little weirdly gloomy.He looked more annoyed than shy, and Jason looked back blankly.

"Are you serious?" Tim gritted his teeth, and he pulled a crooked tentacle out of his T-shirt. "Do you want to know what I can do if you push me?"

Jason retracted the tentacles innocently, "This is its fault, not my problem."

And Tim just looked at him darkly, with bad eyes.

Only Guan Luo on the side held his face and screamed, "You—are you a couple? My brothers are a couple?!"

"Does Dad know about this?!?!"

The author has something to say: You can watch Zhenglian V4 for the role of Can Luo

Zhenglian mascot plus Zhenglian comedians

The classic scene is posting with the master, dreaming that the master praises himself as his favorite Robin (starfish self-confidence.jpg)

And mocking Luthor deserves death just because of aesthetics

Barrel: Keep Killing.jpg

Mention: Let me tell you, I’m in a hurry, I even dare to beep an octopus——(Muffler.jpg)

Guan Luo: Does dad know that you are dating under his nose? ! ! !

Brother: Thank you for the invitation, I don’t know

The master (probe) who is busy in the Batcave at this time:? ? ?

感谢在2021-05-2404:00:36~2021-05-2514:22:41期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: All thoughts are a galaxy;

Thanks to the little angels of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of rain, autumn wind, happy time from sunset to sunrise; 5 bottles of An Yi, Krypton fairy tale big blue bird;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!