if i pry my brother's goddess

After returning to school for a long time, Yuan Xi didn't see Kong Ruoyu much.

On the contrary, I often run into Mina who is accompanied by blue basin friends.

Mina asked her with a smile every time: "Junior girl, why don't you come to see us?"

Yuan Xi would always smile awkwardly, then say hello vaguely and leave.

Qi Tiantian, who was almost inseparable from her, couldn't help being suspicious: "Who is this?"

For some reason last time, Yuan Xi didn't tell Qi Tiantian about the second meeting between her and Kong Ruoyu, and it's hard to explain now, so she said perfunctorily, "No one, just a senior."

Qi Tiantian didn't even want to talk to her.

Yuan Xi has no time to deal with the awkward Qi Tiantian.

A few days ago, she mustered up the courage to add Kong Ruoyu's button with a male account, but the request was passed. She was happy and worried about how to start the conversation.

"Are you there?" Will be regarded as crazy...

"Hello, can I get to know you?" Why does it feel like an appointment?

"Kong Ruoyu, I have liked you for a long time!"...Then please continue to like you?

Yuan Xi felt that the more he lived, the more he returned.Thinking back to the golden and iron horse back then, I don’t know how many girls fell in love with her romantic talent, why is it so difficult to even get started now?

She felt that it was because she was a little scared of Kong Ruoyu.

She didn't know any of the girls she chased for her brother in the past, at most she knew their faces and names and classes, but she just had the courage to write a thousand or two thousand words to describe the warmth of the girls shining in the sun on the day they first met Smiles and polka-dot dresses.

Is it true that the ignorant are fearless?Yuan Xi thought a little bit bitterly.

She finally paid attention to it once, and even made a battle plan, but in the end, she was stillborn!Or is it because Yuan Qi has also improved over the years, his appreciation level has become higher, and he found a big boss that she can't handle?

Yuan Xi felt a headache just thinking about it.She hasn't told her brother about the fact that she attacked Kong Ruoyu. She originally wanted to surprise him for a while, but now...it's a bit suspenseful.

She kept cheering herself up, knowing herself and the enemy, and never dying in a hundred battles.As long as you master the most authentic Kong Ruoyu, aren't you afraid that the goddess will become your girlfriend every minute?

So she secretly obtained Kong Ruoyu's Weibo again, and followed her openly under the guise of a zombie fan.

Kong Ruoyu seldom posts on Weibo, and almost never posts his personal feelings, all of them are forwarded.

Sometimes it is a few complicated and exquisite oil paintings, sometimes it is the neon clothes on the fashion show, and sometimes it is the rural scenery under the lens of the photographer.

The whole water is full of beauty that even a rough person like her can appreciate.

At first, she searched for the author, planning to store something in her stomach to "know the enemy", but found that the webpages that popped up were all in English, and she silently closed the computer again.

If you don't pretend to be X, you can die! ?

If it wasn't for Yuan Qi, that good-for-nothing, she would never want to meet a girl who stomps on her everywhere.

In her mind, it doesn't matter if girls are rough now, she has been with girls of her type all the time, everyone fucks and sucks when they talk, and they only wash their hair, take a shower, wash their face and brush their teeth before going out. Staying up all night reading novels and playing games, copying homework and skipping classes with dark circles under the eyes, crazy self-study at the end of the semester and then passing the passing line...

The girls around her are so rough that some people dare to want such virtues, so she can't figure it out. Since the ultimate purpose of biological survival is to pass on genes, and the fundamental way to pass on genes is to reproduce offspring, why girls like Kong Ruoyu, Under the exponentially declining standard of male mate selection (as long as it is a mother), it has not been "naturally selected"?

Yuan Xi doesn't know if Kong Ruoyu will be selected by nature in the future, but she was selected by the electric score at the end of the term.

On the day when she saw her grades on the educational affairs website, Yuan Xi felt that this was the darkest day for her in more than ten years.

She actually failed the exam.

Her end-of-semester blitz didn't work the first time around.

The method she had practiced since high school actually failed her in college.

Halfway through the summer vacation, one day when Yuan Xi was squatting alone at home with the air conditioner on and licking popsicles, the discussion group in the dormitory was shaking non-stop.

Senwei of Norlin: [I tell you!The monitor failed three subjects! !Both the English and line codes are disabled! ! !There is one more subject I don't know! !He also hung up all the English in his dormitory! ! ! (●°u°●)” I laughed so hard, his line code is 57! !I rely on Mrs. Zhang too disrespectful to him!Fortunately, he returned to occupy the first row! ! ! hhhhhhhh]

Yuan Xi snorted coldly, and typed on the keyboard neatly to reply.

Don't worry about the rain:【He went there two or three times that semester, and he only went there a few weeks before the end of the semester. Didn't he give Sister Zhang a chance to hang him?Sister Zhang has long been asking who the monitor of our class is.

A Spinach in Winter: [BZ is mighty, saving all the people from fire and water with his own power, it is really the light of the University of Technology, with BZ, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about me being the last one]

TQT: [X Dazhiguang + 1XD scared Aijia and hurried to check the results]

TQT: [@雨不忘头头啊...then you...wouldn't be very dangerous=_=]

Yuan Xi recalled that this semester, he seemed to have gone to an online substitute class at the beginning of school, the hand that grabbed the mouse trembled, and his face turned dark.

Don't worry about the rain: [No, it's impossible...(ノ_＜) Didn't you say that Sister Zhang doesn't hang out with girls! ? 】

A winter spinach:【(???)】

Senwei of Norlin: 【(???)】

TQT: [(???)]

Don't worry about the rain: […]

Yuan Xi logged into the Educational Affairs website nervously.Up to this moment, she still had a little bit of luck in her heart: so many years ago, she had never passed the exam with crazy pre-examination review methods, and this time the agent didn't think it was too difficult, so it was impossible to get it.

"…Calcium Oxide!"

She clicked on the semester grades on her personal homepage, and then she saw the blood red 59 on the back of her circuit analysis.

Depend on!The battery is down! ? 59! ?

She actually hung up the battery! ?

Take another look at the line code, 76.

The agent who had been there once last semester didn't call her up, but the one who had been there the most cheated her!

Don't worry about the rain: 【I and Cai Zhaorong are inseparable! ! ! (╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.)Ciao!!!59!!!Who can give me a knife!!]

The window that had been chirping and chirping before was quiet, and after ten seconds, Yuan Xi's cell phone started to vibrate.

She really didn't want to pick it up.

Sure enough, as soon as she pressed the answer button, she heard Qi Tiantian's wild laughter that could shake her sky over hundreds of kilometers.

"..." Yuan Xi once again lamented that he had made friends carelessly, "Elder Sister, I'm really sad."

"I'm sorry...but...muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Yuan Xi rolled his eyes and hung up the phone directly.

Glance at the computer screen again.

A winter spinach: [The people of xx sent a congratulatory message. 】

Senwei of Nolin: 【(_)】

Senwei from Nuolin: [Hi, student Yuan Xi, I am xx, a reporter from xx station. Can I interview you about your immediate psychological feelings about failing a course?You are given three options, A: The sky collapses in an instant, the sun and the moon go dark, the yellow sand rises from the ground, and the protagonist stands in the middle.Thousands of alpacas run wildly across the wilderness, just to squeeze you. B: Give you a opened kitchen knife, you can bloodbath the whole school. C:...]

Before Yuan Xi finished reading, she turned off the computer, lying on the table angrily and despondently, the cold table made her arms instantly bruise.

Is Cai Zhaorong crazy?59 actually hung her up, could it be because she copied homework twice?It shouldn't be... She wasn't the only one who copied it. They copied Qi Tiantian's schoolboy boyfriend in their dormitory. Luo Lin and Xu Fangzhou were as scumbags as her, so why did she get caught?

Now she is full of anger, and she is beginning to rejoice bitterly and thankfully that the school does not have the bad habit of sending report cards to parents... But when she thinks that she has to go to make-up exams at the beginning of school, she wants to throw things.

Make-up exam, make-up exam... She thought bitterly, this time she didn't bring back a single book, so she will go to the exam to get a P... Wouldn't it be even worse?Could it just be rebuilt? ?Oh leak! !My successor to communism in the new century cannot be so miserable! T^T

Yuan Xi accepted the reality again after stomping his feet on the spot for a while.After a quick check, the make-up exam for the electrical score was at 9:[-] am on the penultimate day before the start of school... When Yuan Xi saw this time, he felt like he was about to hit the street again.

Don't worry about the rain: [...Who can go to school on September 9st?Dear (▽`)】

A winter spinach:【(???)】

Senwei of Norlin: 【(???)】

TQT: [(???)]

……

Don't worry about the rain: 【...I understand】

Don't worry about the rain: [Get out! ! 】

Don't worry about the rain: 【You heartless little motherfuckers! ! 】

Don't worry about the rain: [Who the hell will bring you meals all day long! ? ! 】

Don't worry about the rain: [Old paper also helped the three of you run eight hundred and forty times! ?No four! ? (╯° °）╯︵┻━┻】

Don't worry about the rain: [Which time I met a cockroach and a spider in the dormitory wasn't Lao Zhi killed by his personal wisdom and strength! ?You knew back then to hide behind the old paper, now! ?Leh now! ? 】

TQT: [(???)]

Senwei of Norlin: 【(???)】

A winter spinach:【(???)】

Don't worry about the rain: [Little cabbage, yellow ground...]

A winter spinach: [Boss, Ge Ge will bring you a big portion of donkey meat, okay?I have to eat a classmate’s wedding wine on September 9th and I can’t leave~ MMMMUAAAA】

Senwei of Nuolin: [Xiao Tou(_; Aijia is such a scumbag, it’s useless, Aijia will also prepare some insurance for you~ Jiangpin~ I will reward you when the school starts on the 9th, okay~(?)) 】

TQT: [Head, you know, my guy... is too sticky m(._.)m]

……

Don't worry about the rain: [The one who shows affection (the domineering president strokes the sword and sneers) Kill without mercy! 】

A winter spinach: [The one who shows his love (the domineering president draws his sword out of its sheath) cut the decision! 】

Norin's Senwei: [Eh...Actually, I got back with my first love this time when I went home (fingers) I pray for blessings (_`)]

Don't worry about the rain, a winter spinach: [You all go away! 】

……

So when he lied about the date of returning to school, Yuan Xi dragged his suitcase and stood at the majestic gate of the University of Technology like a lonely prodigal son who had betrayed his relatives.

Taking a deep breath of the exhaust that the taxi spewed towards her, Yuan Xi headed straight for the dormitory building with her head held high and all her belongings in hand.

After walking a few steps, a person approached her and immediately made Yuan Xi wish she could find a hole in the ground to take refuge.

"Xiaoxi? It's been a long time, but why did you come so early?" It's a pity that Kong Ruoyu is not blind.

"Haha, senior sister, you came quite early too! Why didn't you see Senior Mina?" Yuan Xi laughed dryly, "I came early because I had something to do, haha."

Kong Ruoyu just asked casually, "Oh, that's it, Mina will arrive in two days. I still have something to do. Come and play with me in my dormitory if you have time. Let's go first, bye."

Yuan Xi watched her go away, then turned around and breathed a sigh of relief.Who dares to come to you, the Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha Jesus Christ bless you, please don't let her meet me by chance next time.

After tossing for a while, Yuan Xi finally moved to the third floor bedroom and touched his pocket.

Where's my key?

Yuan Xi's cold sweat dripped down again before it finished dripping.

Then dig up and down, left and right, back and forth, in and out, and dig again.

Oh leak!key!

Yuan Xi was forced to cry stupidly by himself.

Squatting next to the suitcase at the door of the dormitory, she didn't even feel like calling for help.The dormitory auntie will arrive at the school three days in advance on the 7th; not to mention those silly X roommates, whether they can arrive on the 9th is another matter; After knocking for more than half an hour, no one came to answer the door, probably not yet. After all, she was too early this time...

Yuan Xi wanted to cry but had no tears. Didn't she just want to learn an electrical score by herself earlier and pass a make-up exam?It's really unlucky to drink cold water and stuff your teeth.What should I do now?Live in a small hotel?What a sinful word to open a room, even if she is alone...

Subconsciously, three large gold characters appeared in the brain, Kong Ruoyu.

Yuan Xifu raised his head like a soul, yes, Kong Xueba, the almighty god of architecture... She just said that the absence of Mina in their dormitory means that there is at least one vacancy, and if she lives with her, she will make up for herself. Make up lessons, then the electricity can be passed in seconds!

But... Yuan Xi hangs her head helplessly again, why does senior sister Kong take her in?It's not a relative, she said something bad about her... even just now she prayed to God not to see her again...