if i pry my brother's goddess

"...Our main locations are still in Beihu and Lover's Bay. There are churches, windmills, and horse farms on the side of Beihu. We also provide yachts. If you like this European style, you can consider it. Oh, there are also tulips in Lover's Bay. It will open soon in a few months—oh, by the way, when is your wedding date?" The sales lady with light makeup looked up at the four people in front of her.

"Forehead……"

"The two of us haven't decided yet. It's probably the end of this year. They've already decided, March next year." Kong Ruoyu smiled at her, and glanced at Yuan Xi's couple again.

Yuan Xi quickly put back his half-yawned yawn, "Yes, next March."

"Then you can take a look at the sea of ​​tulips in Lover's Bay, miss, look—" the sales lady opened a folder on the tablet, and flipped through the photos one by one, "The flowering period of tulips will take another month or two. There it is, you're next March again. You like tulips, don't you?"

"Sorry, I'm allergic to pollen."

"..."

The two boys began to lower their heads and hold back their laughter.

"And I fell into the water when I was young. Since then, I dare not approach any small rivers or ponds, let alone lakes."

"That……"

"Oh, I used to ride a horse and broke my leg bone. Horses are the animal I fear the most in my life. I'm more afraid of them than snakes. Evil." Yuan Xi shook his arm holding her.

The sales lady in a suit froze for a moment, and wanted to speak.Kong Ruoyu stood up with his coat in one hand, "If this is the case...then let's go to another place to have a look."

The sales lady stood up awkwardly, "Our house doesn't only have these few locations! We can arrange wherever you want to go!"

Yuan Xi calmly took two photos on the flat screen behind the sales lady, and then stood up, lazily, "It's time for lunch, we'll come back after dinner."

The sales lady's complexion became a little ugly, and another lady with short hair and heavy makeup wearing a colorful silk scarf immediately came over and whispered to the original one, "What's going on? I haven't gotten it after talking for so long. "

Then the capable woman with the sales director written on her badge slightly raised the corners of her lips to the four of them, "Of course we understand, but I hope the four of you can leave a contact information, just one."

Yuan Xi was taken aback, and looked at Kong Ruoyu in embarrassment. Kong Ruoyu put his hand on her 'boyfriend''s forearm, and said with a light smile, "Honey, why don't you keep one?"

The boy visibly froze when Kong Ruoyu approached, and when the goddess put her hand over, Yuan Xi felt that his sweat was about to flow down.

Yuan Xi's "husband" couldn't stand it anymore, impatiently took the pen over, wrote a mobile phone number casually, and was about to leave.

The sales lady was still chasing after him and asked, "What's your name, sir?"

He turned his head back, and replied in an extremely short and cool way: "Yan Wuxu."

After walking a long way, Yuan Xi turned his head and asked the boy just now, "Isn't your surname He?"

"...my mother's surname is Xu."

"Oh."

After a long time, the senior's voice sounded.

"Are you allergic to pollen?"

"Do not."

"Have you ever fallen into water?"

"No……"

"Fall off a horse?"

"I've never ridden a horse."

"Oh."

He Xu stopped, "Sister, you... are not honest."

Yuan Xi smiled and bowed, "How dare you play tricks in class? It's all taught well by the seniors."

The two talkers who were only acquainted with each other just now became familiar with each other, while Goddess Kong and the other were smiling, watching them quietly pretending to be aggressive.

In the end, it was Kong Ruoyu who tugged at the dancing Yuan Xi, "Come in and have a look." They were standing in front of a Han-style photography shop, and the three of them except Kong Ruoyu looked up at the name of the shop and the poster on the wall inside. There are a lot of signboards, and there is a "wow" sound in unison, which makes the customers sitting in twos and threes inside all look up and glance at this side.

It's not just Yuan Xi, a young girl who is full of girlish heart and has no deep experience in the world, even the two rough guys who are rustic and wooden can't help sighing, "This is too beautiful!"

In the huge photo frame is a tall model in a brown gradient wedding dress standing under the canopy. Her body is covered with soft white feathers, and a beam of light pours down, plating every outline of her with a light golden color. , her expression was solemn and holy, and she was so pious that she didn't seem to want to marry a man, but to marry a god.

A clerk wearing a silver silk scarf greeted the two unfamiliar young couples with a smile, "Since you are interested, let's come in and have a look."

He Xu was still immersed in the atmosphere of gagging with Yuan Xi, and immediately waved his hand, "You can go in! But don't talk about the wedding dress, let's talk about life."

Yuan Xi coughed violently on the side.

The sales lady came to stop her, "Of course, we can talk about whatever you want."

Then He Xu and this breezy sales lady talked about lol from the theory of capital, and then from lol to the process of making concrete, and finally ended in He Xu's disastrous failure.

The sales lady put her index finger on her delicately made-up cheek and tapped it twice, the corners of her lips curled up, and she looked over with her beautiful eyes, "How about we talk about wedding photos now?"

He Xu is no longer able to fight.

The remaining three looked at each other.

The sales lady smiled and said, "Then I'll start... well, let me ask you a warm-up question—do you plan to get married?"

Yuan Xi thought, who is planning to come to your place without getting married?This question is really hot.

As a result, in the next second, she heard Wu Ke, another limp homeboy, muffled: "No——"

The whole place was shocked.

Wu Ke himself was also taken aback, he probably didn't expect that he would say a big truth without paying attention, and his expression suddenly became awkward.

Yuan Xi, a hungry tiger, jumped up and held the sales lady's hand, and said with a flattering smile, "Hehehe, old He——" Yuan Xi took a look and hadn't recovered, He Xu, who was full of question marks at the moment, said something in his heart, yes Can't stand it!Senior!

"His wife refused to divorce no matter what she said, so he took me to see if he could have a good time taking wedding photos first, or his stomach should show up in a few months."

The sales lady's expression seemed to swallow a fly, Kong Ruoyu also lowered her head, her shoulders trembling slightly, Yuan Xi didn't want to see the expressions of the two boys anymore, she knew how terrible it would be, in fact, she had always been for herself Feeling sad because of too intense on-the-spot adaptability.

The sales lady with good professionalism quickly cleared up her contemptuous gaze, and began to introduce the characteristics of the store and the basic content of the set menu in a bland manner. However, she is quite chivalrous, and she probably really doesn't want to see such dogs and men, so she introduced it in a hurry Then he smiled and asked them how they felt.

How can it feel?No matter how good it feels, they can't really shoot it.

Yuan Xi didn't do anything else, and if he wanted to come, he would simply do a full set, turned around, put his hands on Senior He Xu's arms softly, raised his face, and reproached pretentiously: "My dear, people think this is too cheap. , are you wronging me like this?"

He Xu, who had already adjusted to the battle state, cast a knowing look, "Of course I don't want you to use such a product, baby, let's go to other places to have a look?"

Yuan Xi peeked at the sales lady's face turning green, and said to her in his heart, "Everyone is out to mess around, I'm sorry", then he chuckled, and tried to stand up in a charming manner, like a villain He glanced up and down the store with squinted eyes, and said, "How dare you open a photography store at this level... My dear, let's go, Xiao Wu, Xiao Kong, follow up."

The four of them ran to the outside of the exhibition hall as if flying, He Xu looked at Yuan Xi who was panting with his hands on his legs, and gave a thumbs up, "I just saw your girls' acting skills today, it's too good "He Xu thought about the scene just now, his eyes straightened, "Are you from our school drama club?"

"I'm just a white man, I don't have a club, I don't have a position." Yuan Xi's jaw was almost on the sky, and he was very proud of his talent.

Kong Ruoyu raised his hand and looked at his watch, it was almost 12:30, "Let's go eat. There are only a few small noodle restaurants around, can you make it easy?"

What's wrong with this?Naturally, it was unanimously approved.

As a result, after simply eating the noodles, Yuan Xi's lips almost became hot, and the wall of his stomach felt warm for a while.Those four people—Mina, who was in charge of the overall situation, was also called by Goddess Kong—but they didn't show any discomfort at all, which made Yuan Xi very angry.

While eating noodles, she saw that the four of them had added a little something from a jar beside the table. She stretched her head over to look, but she didn't know what it was, so she blindly followed the crowd and added two yuan——

The consequence is that it is almost overturned by the heat.

After leaving the small noodle shop, she stuck out her tongue and breathed unbearably all the way, put her hands on her lips and kept fanning, and occasionally hummed a few words unbearably, which amused them all.

Kong Ruoyu went into a convenience store and bought a bottle of mineral water and handed it to her, "How dare you pick that up if you can't eat spicy food? Drink some cold water to dissolve the spicy food."

Yuan Xi opened the bottle cap two or three times and poured half the bottle down, then sighed contentedly, wiped the water stains on his lips with the back of his hand, "Who knows what it is! I thought the red ones are spicy. Well, it goes against common sense!"

"Since you're here, it's a bit miserable if you can't eat spicy food... Rabbit's head? Duck feet? Duck's head? Chicken feet?"

How could it be said that Yuan Xi's complexion turned darker.The other people present were laughing like crazy, and they all started teasing Yuan Xi like a battle of wheels.

"Last time when I ate the cold noodles from Erfu, I ordered abnormally spicy. Yuan Xi, you must have never heard of it, right?"

"There's a hot pot at the east gate. Wow, the taste is so spicy, it makes me dizzy. Yuan Xi, let's go together next time? How about calling me from the medical school?"

Yuan Xi covered his ears and broke out of the encirclement.

Running to a distance and stopping, looking back at the four people walking towards her in a slow manner, Yuan Xi suddenly felt that, as expected, Goddess Kong is not as bitch as the legend says.