if i pry my brother's goddess

At the end of last semester, Yuan Xi's exams were very smooth and his life was even smoother because of the protection of his seniors.The roommate was shocked when they saw the report card, and asked her if she had cheated in the exam, but she looked at the group of mortals with pity, sighed incomprehensibly, and remained silent.

This semester, Qi Tiantian and her boyfriend rented a house outside the school to do SRTP. After Yuan Xi and the others found out, they asked wretchedly, "Oh, just do SRTP~?"

Qi Tiantian crossed her legs and pointed their noses at them and yelled at them, then took a pen in her hand and spun it flying, and said deeply: "I know you care about me, don't worry, I love myself very much."

The second semester of the sophomore year is a paradise for modeling dogs and hell for volunteers.Rowling was so tired that she almost vomited blood last semester. As soon as this semester came, she explained the funeral to her roommates: "If the call to me is not turned off, not in the middle of the call, but not answered, please come to the Youth Association The office carried my dead body!!!"

They all said that if there was such a day, the three of them would definitely raise funds for the whole school and give her the entire most expensive crystal coffin.

Xu Fangzhou's whereabouts became more and more secretive this semester, no one asked, only told them in the future, Yuan Xi and the others were secretly thinking that she might have joined some kind of cult or MLM organization, right?Then they rejected them one by one, because they felt that Xu Fangzhou was about to fall into these traps, and the three of them would bear the brunt of going offline.

Fortunately, her old man still went back to live in the nest at night, so the three were a little relieved.

This semester is also completely different from the previous semester for Yuan Xi.

In the last period of last year, she and Kong Ruoyu went in and out of the library, eating, drinking, and playing together.

It was also at that time that Kong Ruoyu realized that not only did she not drink much water, but she also didn't take food seriously. She picked the simplest ingredients all day long, such as noodles and various cakes, and asked her what she would do. He smiled embarrassedly: "The cafeteria is too bad."

This semester, I met another Cui Siyan who was malnourished. Kong Ruoyu couldn't stand it any longer, so he opened a small stove in his dormitory to cook rice and soup every day.

Mina also spent a lot of time in the dormitory, especially after knowing that Kong Ruoyu was going to make soup for two "outsiders", she hardly went out to eat with her boyfriend during the week.

She knocked on the bowl and waited for the soup, stood on the chair solemnly, and said righteously: "I want to defend my legitimate rights and interests as a roommate of the crocodile!" Then she rushed to drink the first bowl of soup to the bottom.

Cui Siyan picked up the bowl, frowned as if remembering something, then put his lips against the edge of the bowl and swallowed in a small mouthful.

Yuan Xi poured down the bone broth in one gulp, and repeatedly warned himself not to ask Cui Siyan why he frowned.

During the internship last semester, Kong Ruoyu accompanied Yuan Xi to buy clothes, watch movies, and go shopping in bookstores. They sat in the laboratory filled with the smell of formalin, and whispered from poetry to poetry in a low voice that would not disturb Cui Siyan. Ideal life.

Outside, it is cold and freezing at nine o'clock without saying a word, but inside the house is the melting ice and snow in March, which is full of fun.Yuan Xi finally understood what the so-called "like sitting on a spring breeze" is.

She feels that life is too unreal. Not long ago, she was an anti-goddess party who taunted others by saying "You are Kong Ruoyu", but now, she wants everyone to know that she has long surrendered and is willing. Therefore, he became the lackey of Goddess Kong.

Yuan Xi felt that—knowing Kong Ruoyu—it was his college... no, it was the best thing that happened to him from birth till now.From the inside to the outside, from study to life, she is now completely shrouded in the light of the senior sister.Her language was poor, and there were too many complicated emotions that she couldn't express, but she knew that she was really lucky, so lucky that it was almost unreal.

Yang Xu was flying all over the sky in the air, Yuan Xi gently pinched the ball that landed in front of her eyes, and then let it float further away with a breath.

She clapped her hands, looked away and continued to look at the dormitory building in front of her.

Yuan Xi had been waiting downstairs for a while under Kong Ruoyu.Today Kong Ruoyu called and said that he was going to receive an award, and asked Yuan Xi, who had no class in the afternoon, to go to the library to sit for a while, and pick her up for dinner at night, but Yuan Xi was idle anyway, so he said to accompany her, by the way Take a look at the heroic appearance of the senior sister when she received the award.

As soon as she changed her leg as a fulcrum, she saw her senior push something out.

Yuan Xi was startled for a moment, and then hurried up to help the senior sister carry it down the stairs.

Kong Ruoyu moved his wrist, and with one hand he gathered the hair from his temples behind his ears, while the other held the handlebar of the bicycle, "I've been waiting for a long time, I was just cleaning it, it's too dirty..." Then she patted the bicycle Backseat, "The lecture hall is too far away, let's ride a bicycle, I'll drive you."

Yuan Xi stared, "I've never sat on the back of someone else's bicycle!"

The senior sister smiled, "I've never carried anyone else, it's just right." She stepped on the bicycle and greeted Yuan Xi backwards, "Come on."

Yuan Xi happily sat on the back seat of her senior's bicycle, with one arm around her waist, "Sister, will you feel uncomfortable if I do this?"

Kong Ruoyu squeezed her hand comfortingly, and then put on the handlebar of the bicycle, "How come... sit down? We're about to set off."

"Ok!"

The senior sister pedaled her bicycle easily around the flower bed downstairs, and drove steadily all the way to the lecture hall on the other side of the diagonal line of the school.

Yuan Xi's cheeks were slightly hot from excitement, she hugged Senior Kong, but felt the heat was spreading from that arm to her whole body, causing her fingertips to tremble uncontrollably again.So she had no choice but to lower her head and put her side face on the senior sister's back.

If... if the senior is the senior, no, no, even if she is the junior, she probably already fell in love with her, right?Maybe it's even the honeymoon period now... If the senior is a man, they should already be in the honeymoon period...or is she a man?Have an unforgettable sadomasochism with my senior sister...

Damn, if senior sister was with a dior silk guy who was as scumbag as herself, she would probably choose to gouge out her own eyes or just pick up a kitchen knife and chop that guy up... By the way, senior sister is just Are you making friends with such a scumbag yourself?Will the admirers of other senior sisters also want to chop off the pig teammates next to this senior sister =_=...

Yuan Xi smirked for a while, then suddenly felt a little lonely.

Kong Ruoyu heard her sigh, "What's wrong?"

Yuan Xi buried her face in her senior's back, shook her head, "It's fine."

The two of them walked into the lecture hall hand in hand.The last time we went hiking together, the girl named Kong Ruoyu was arranging the venue. When she saw Kong Ruoyu, she explained to the people around her and walked over, "Long time no see."

Kong Ruoyu smiled and touched her arm as a sign of intimacy, "Well, indeed, I haven't congratulated you yet, Mr. President."

The senior turned her head and introduced this girl to Yuan Xi, "This is Zhang Shu from the School of Electrical Engineering, the first ever female president of the Fundamental Mathematics Association of the Technical University." Then she turned to Zhang Shu and said, "This is the last time we climbed a mountain together. Yuan Xi, your elementary school girl, you've met her before."

Yuan Xi and Zhang Shu greeted each other, and after that, Zhang Shu helped Kong Ruoyu sign in, took her to her place, and vacated a seat for Yuan Xi.

After Zhang Shu left, Yuan Xi whispered to Kong Ruoyu in embarrassment, "Senior, I shouldn't have come...I didn't know that you are so high-end, and you are limited to one per person..."

Kong Ruoyu pinched her paw in his hand, smiled and comforted him, "Don't worry, she will thank you later."

Yuan Xi:? ? ?

But it didn't take long for her to find out.

This awards ceremony is held for this year's National College Students Mathematics Contest. Currently, there are first, second and third prizes in the school competition and first, second and third prizes in the provincial competition, because the national competition has not yet started and has not been included in the awarding scope .

After the ceremony started, Yuan Xi looked around, then lowered his head and said to the senior: "The attendance rate is too low..."

"Some winners don't want to come to such a pompous occasion to accept the award, and some people don't have time, so if you sit here and increase the attendance, Zhang Shu will be happy instead."

Yuan Xi: ...

The host first recited an affectionate recitation, then played the national anthem, played the school song, and then the leader gave a speech. Yuan Xi sat down and observed the tie colors of the leaders who went up boredly.

The main event finally came.

The awards ceremony had come, the host took the microphone and read out a long list of winners, and the hostesses in red cheongsams were already waiting in the audience.

Yuan Xi listened with pricked ears.First, the third prize, second prize, and first prize of the school competition. The leaders went up to present the awards, and then took a group photo with the representatives of the top students holding the award certificates.

Yuan Xi had always guessed that the senior would definitely win the provincial competition, and was relieved to hear that there was no senior in the school competition.

The awards for the provincial competition began to be announced on the stage. Zhang Shu sat down next to the senior sister, but said to Yuan Xi instead of Kong Ruoyu: "Sister, can you do me a favor later?"

Yuan Xi wondered what I could do to help, so he agreed without hesitation, "Yes, what's the matter, Senior Sister Zhang Shu?"

"There are too few student representatives who came to receive the award! Can you stand up and pretend to be the award recipient later?"

Yuan Xi was shocked!Those award-winning photos she saw before co-authoring were not necessarily taken by Xueba himself! ?There may be such a fake ah! ?She felt that her past thoughts had been eroded again.

Zhang Shu on the side was dying of anxiety seeing her silent for a long time, "Sister!!"

The host on the stage was already reading the list again, Zhang Shu wished he could pull Yuan Xi up, Yuan Xi was still in shock and did not move, a few boys with work cards sitting below looked up at Zhang Shu After making a few questioning gestures, Zhang Shu waved his hands again and again, motioning them to go up excitedly. They nodded, took off their badges and ran towards the podium.

Zhang Shu leaned back on the seat and let out a long sigh of relief, "There was almost no one going up...Sister," Zhang Shu looked at her pitifully, "Can you help me with this?"

Yuan Xi came back to his senses, feeling so guilty about the situation just now, he naturally said yes, "Of course, of course."

"At that time, when your Senior Sister Kong went up to accept the award, you would be with her, and you would accept the certificate when the leader gave you the certificate. Just smile when taking pictures. It's okay, don't be afraid."

What?Together with senior sister! ?

The people below applauded, and the host has already started to read the list of winners of Shengyi.

"Li Ran, Lu Yuanyuan, Xu Yue...Kong Ruoyu." The host looked up and scanned the audience, and then continued to read, "The following representatives of the first prize winners of the provincial competition are invited to come to the stage to receive the awards: Zhao Xinrui, Meng Xin, Liu Yuanchuan, Yu Chu , Teng Xin, Kong Ruoyu."

Kong Ruoyu grabbed Yuan Xi's hand and pulled her up. Yuan Xi's palms were sweating nervously, and he followed Kong Ruoyu to the stage tremblingly. When she saw the dark row of leaders below her, her legs were weak. At first, it was only her and Kong Ruoyu. A boy ran up like a gust of wind while throwing work cards.

"Next, Mr. Wang Xiaobing, the dean of the School of Mathematics, will present award certificates to the award-winning representatives."

With background music playing behind him, Yuan Xi silently wiped the sweat from his hands on his trouser legs.The teacher began to issue certificates from her side. When Yuan Xi saw that the teacher picked up the award certificate, he stretched out his hand to take it, "Thank you, teacher."

Teacher Wang, who was wearing glasses, didn't give it to her, but asked her with a smile: "This classmate, what's your name?"

Yuan Xi instantly petrified: I am X!Why did he ask for his name? ?It's too bad, I didn't hear anyone except the name of my senior just now T_T Oh my god, there won't be a name in that certificate! ?Should I make up one now or just report my own name?

During this process, Yuan Xi smiled awkwardly at the teacher, and then buried her head in thinking about the countermeasures. When she was flustered, she heard the teacher ask "Huh?" again, and she quickly raised her head, "...my name is Yuan Xi."

"Oh—" the teacher handed her the certificate and asked again, "Which college are you from?"

"...from the Faculty of Information."

"Very good, keep working hard."

"……Thank you, teacher."

The teacher went to issue the certificate to the senior again, and asked the above questions again.After the three of them finished posting, the teacher stood beside the boy and waited for the campus reporters to take a photo. When Yuan Xi stepped off the stage, he felt his face stiffen from laughing.

After the awards were over, there were still prizes to receive. Kong Ruoyu went to get a single-chip microcomputer and came back. Yuan Xi's eyes widened when he saw it, "...is this the prize for your Provincial One?"

"Correct."

…Student master is indeed a master student, and even the prizes are so different.

Zhang Shu came over with a multimeter and a small fan, "Sister, thank you for your help today, there are two prizes left, which one do you want?"

"Senior sister, you don't need to give me anything, such a trivial matter is nothing to worry about..." Yuan Xi rubbed his neck in embarrassment.

"It's okay, it's just for you, and it's not easy for us to take it down, so you can just pick one."

How could it be possible to have a multimeter! ? "Then let's use a small fan."

Yuan Xi sat on the back seat of her senior's bicycle with a small fan, feeling really indescribable.

This semester, Yuan Xi and the others will continue to take the long-awaited and dreaded magic class of electromagnetic field.At the end of last semester, Kong Ruoyu explained to Yuan Xi for a long time, but Yuan Xi still couldn't understand the various abstract theoretical physics formulas, so he had to memorize the formulas in the end, and got a good score in the test.

Fewer and fewer people come to class this semester, and fewer and fewer people attend classes.Yuan Xi's electromagnetic field teacher is a female teacher who can't express emotions. At first, the students thought that she would be serious and unreasonable, but later they found out that she actually has a special attribute of cuteness.

She would praise a classmate who stood up and took the initiative to answer the question with a deadpan expression, "very correct!" or accuse them of the crime of not listening in class, "Do you know how angry I am?" Occasionally, she would ask For some magical questions, such as "Use an animal to describe this wave." Seeing that no one answered below, she would still answer without any expression, "Can't imagine? It's a crab."

During class that day, Kong Ruoyu was still sitting by the window.Yuan Xi often dozed off during the first lecture in the morning and afternoon. At this time, she was trying to fight against the sleepiness, and she didn't quite understand what Teacher Xiao Feng said on the podium.

Then there was silence, Yuan Xi felt strange, and raised his head to look at Teacher Xiao Feng standing beside the computer.

Teacher Xiao Feng took the microphone away, pursed her lips, pondered for a while, and then put one hand in front of the computer to chat with them, "When I was an undergraduate, there was a class I particularly disliked... linear algebra."

The students below rarely heard this teacher Feng say something irrelevant to the class content in class, so they were full of energy and looked at the teacher with a paralyzed face on the podium with great interest.

"Our line substitute teacher at the time was an old professor who had taught for many years, and he edited our books. But I really didn't study well, and the students in our class didn't like to listen to this class.

"Finally, one time he finally broke out and said to us very angrily: 'You don't understand the beauty of mathematics!'"

After hearing this sentence, the half-children below could probably imagine the scene, and they all burst into laughter.

Teacher Xiao Feng also showed a faint smile in response, paused, and then said: "So I think, maybe you don't understand the beauty of electromagnetic fields."

This time no one laughed.

The teacher seemed to sigh, "I know that my teaching method must not be [-]% suitable for every student, so if you think my teaching is not good, you can check the schedule and attend other teachers' classes. It doesn't matter. I just I hope you will learn something from this class that you will not regret. Knowledge knows no bounds, and I hope you will truly find a career that you are willing to give your life to.”

It was still very quiet below, and I don't know how many people listened to these few words.

"Hey, but you can't use this as an excuse to not attend class, I, I will ask other teachers."

There was another slight commotion in the classroom.

Teacher Xiao Feng looked at the hands of the clock on the wall, "Well, let's continue the lecture..."

When Yuan Xi accompanied Luo Lin to the office before, she heard people talking about Teacher Xiao Feng, saying that she was the first class of students taught after graduation, and she was very nervous.

Later, more information was obtained in bits and pieces.It turned out that Teacher Xiao Feng had worked on antennas in a domestic research institute after graduating from graduate school, and then went abroad to study for a Ph.D., and only came back this year to work in their school.She has a happy family and a happy life. Her husband is also engaged in scientific research. Her daughter has just entered kindergarten and is lively and lovely.

Such a person, who has always lived in an academic environment purely, devotes herself wholeheartedly to studying, and now she is also wholeheartedly teaching. She really understands the beauty of electromagnetic fields.

Teacher Feng is teaching the first class of students, she is quite passionate, and she will say such inspiring words from the bottom of her heart to her students.

She may be hurt countless times by students who don't attend the class, so she no longer speaks similar words, because she has become numb.

But at this moment, she unreservedly showed everyone the purest heart that made too many people feel ashamed.

In today's class, after she said that sad sentence, how many people will still be unable to forget the teacher's sentence "maybe you don't understand the beauty of electromagnetic fields" after a year?

Yuan Xi looked at himself lying motionless on the table above his head as if his soul had come out of his body, and at the bottom of his feet blankly at the classmates who were playing with mobile phones, sleeping, and chatting.She just felt that the fat piece of lard covering her heart was slowly slipping down, and the heart that used to be alive, full of vitality and youthful vigor was beating louder and louder in her chest cavity.