if i pry my brother's goddess

The author has something to say: I have been playing with my classmates for the past two days. . .Sorry TT, I will never make a wish again, it seems that every time I promise something, the purpose is to make it impossible =_=

In other words, I was really shocked, as if there were suddenly many more people clicking and commenting. . .What's going on, Dragon Boat Festival gift! ?Anyway (=￣ω￣=) Thank you little angels~

Kong Ruoyu and Yuan Xi have gotten very close to Cui Siyan recently.

Kong Ruoyu seems to be more inclined to get acquainted with great gods from all walks of life. For example, the people who climbed the mountain last time are the best in each school in the whole school.And Yuan Xi is more like Kong Ruoyu's little tail, taking her wherever the senior sister goes.

Cui Siyan looked cold on the surface, but in fact she was just a young girl with few friends. After getting to know these two people who seemed to be upside down, she didn't refuse their contacts, as if she was looking coldly at how long they could last.

She often shakes the little white mouse out provocatively in front of Yuan Xi, and then fixes it on the board and pokes it with a knife. Yuan Xi usually turns around at this time, cursing inwardly and playing with her mobile phone.

As long as the effort is deep, the iron pestle can also be ground into a needle.Cui Siyan has begun to get used to going out to eat and go shopping with the two of them occasionally. Yuan Xi originally thought that she was the kind of scientific madman who would rather spend all the time except the basic life-supporting activities on studies, and gradually realized Well, she and Kong Ruoyu may be the same kind of person in their bones.

Yuan Xi and Kong Ruoyu have been inseparable from each other for a long time, and she feels that she has a little understanding of Kong Ruoyu's character.

The senior sister looks gentle and generous, but in fact she is not warm at all, and most girls would not choose to associate with such a perfect goddess, so the senior sister basically has few friends since she was a child. If there is one who is also a "competition friend" and studies together, Mina is the only non-"competition friend" who plays well in college, and then she quietly partnered with Yuan Xi.

Now Kong Ruoyu is very quiet most of the time, he doesn't take the initiative to hold her hand and call her "Xiaoxi" in a sticky way, he usually doesn't call her very much, and when he has to call her, he just calls her Yuan Xi by name and surname; He doesn't like to laugh as much as when he first met her, but he doesn't reject Yuan Xi's cold jokes, and occasionally pats her on the head helplessly.

It's silly to shoot.Yuan Xi always muttered in such a low voice.

In fact, she is very adaptable to this situation, and feels that this is the true state of senior sister.A senior who is silent and orderly in silence can make her stare for a long time.

Like her senior sister, Cui Siyan is also a person who is used to silence, but it's not that she doesn't like the occasional indulgence.

For example, at this moment, the three of them are watching a movie together.

The real reason is that Yuan Xi got three coupons by lottery when he was eating out with his roommates, and they will expire tomorrow, but Qi Tiantian has a class, Luo Lin has a meeting, and Xu Fangzhou can't find anyone, so the use of these three coupons The power was entrusted to her with full power. After much deliberation, she really didn't want to watch three shows by herself, so she coyly invited the two goddesses together.

When I went, I picked a recent one, but it turned out to be a messy MV-like love story. Yuan Xi is also a vulgar person who only goes to the cinema to watch American heroism movies, so she fell asleep within half an hour of the opening , one paw is still inserted/in the popcorn in the hand of the senior.

When the movie was over, she was woken up by her senior sister, and Cui Siyan turned to look at her, "Are your upper and lower teeth not aligned? You are so grown up and you are still drooling when you sleep."

Yuan Xi: ...

Quickly wipe off the drool on the mouth with the paper handed over by the senior sister.

It was almost 9 o'clock when they took the subway back to school, and the three of them didn't even take their seats, so they held on to the railings on the subway without saying a word.

Yuan Xi was still dazed, his forehead rested on the back of his hand, and one leg was also bent and began to rub against the pole unconsciously.

Cui Siyan coughed and looked sideways at Yuan Xi.

The terminal station of the subway was still more than ten minutes away from the west gate of the school. After getting off the subway, they continued to walk silently on the quiet street.

Cui Siyan looked at Yuan Xi with a mocking face, and said, "You must not know that rubbing the pole is a common way for women to satisfy themselves sexually."

Yuan Xi: wtf! ?

"What did you say!? What do you mean?"

"Didn't you notice? You keep using your thighs on the subway..."

Yuan Xi was going crazy, "Stop talking!"

After calming down for a while, "You said... that rubbing rod is my ego..." I was really ashamed and couldn't continue.

Cui Siyan raised her eyebrows, "Not just rubbing your legs against the armrest, but also clamping the quilt while sleeping, rubbing your legs against each other, tidying your underwear, pinching your legs, and sometimes even adjusting your sitting posture are all ways of self-satisfaction."

Oh my god, Yuan Xi imagined the elegant gestures of the girls crossing their legs in the classroom, and she almost fainted.She used to think that only males, who talk about lu, would put their brains on their reproductive organs and be keen on reproductive behavior. Now, after hearing what Cui Siyan said, she realized that what is a male? Women are the outstanding representatives who can gather people to do XX things all the time... The most frightening thing is that the people who participated didn't know anything...

Cui Siyan chased after the victory and continued to destroy Yuan Xi's three views that had been shattered all over the place, "Since I know these things are so... I have never done these poses again, and this has become an important factor for me to see whether a woman is reserved enough." basis, because only the unconscious is the most real."

Kong Ruoyu couldn't stand it anymore, with a helpless smile on his face, "Siyan, stop talking."

Yuan Xi was deeply stimulated, and her steps were as vigorous as flying, and the ten-minute journey was shortened by half by her.

During this period of time, the weather has begun to warm up, but the shadow of summer is still far away.Yuan Xi was sweating in the chilly spring season. She wiped her mouth with her sleeve, and then licked her lips, feeling that her mouth was bitterly salty.

Cui Siyan saw her movement and clicked his tongue.Yuan Xi yelled weakly: "What's the matter!? Smecta!"

Cui Siyan frowned, "What did you say?"

"I said, Uncle Cui, can you speak quickly?"

"I want to tell you: don't wipe your raw urine in the future, you know, little classmate."

I x.

Yuan Xi decided not to talk to Cui Siyan in the future.

Yuan Xi had previously become a reserve army of glorious people's teachers under Xiao Song's strong request.

But she is a full-fledged parallel importer, and she has a few classes without any seriousness, and almost all of them are used to various black universities, black majors, and black schools in front of the future flowers of the motherland.

"Nobel's wife was kidnapped by a mathematician, so the Nobel Prize does not have a mathematics award..."

"The 21st century is the century of life sciences, hahahahahahahahaha."

"In the past, there were square dancers in the school. As a result, the principal stayed in the XX building for a period of time. He was woken up by the uncle and aunt several times in the early morning. In his anger, he added a school rule, so our school finally became the last one. Pure land."

Xiao Song gossips with her with great interest, and occasionally attends lectures when Yuan Xi is expanding, and the results are not bad.

Yuan Xi made him a hydrogen balloon with electrolyzed water. While washing the dirt in the kettle with white vinegar in the kitchen, he told him the principle of acid-base neutralization and taught him a song called Love My China .

"Potassium permanganate, method of making oxygen, potassium permanganate, heating fortress cotton, potassium permanganate, test tube slightly down, potassium permanganate, potassium permanganate, high! Potassium permanganate! "

When teaching solid geometry, Xiao Song couldn't stand the perspective she drew, so she sketched a perfect polyhedron with two strokes; she borrowed the school's experiment box, and compared the examples to him by hand to connect the circuit to see if the small light bulb was Lighten or darken; sneak to the clinic and point to the skeleton to tell him the route of blood circulation and pulmonary circulation, let him draw the structure of the cells on paper according to his imagination, and then correct them one by one...

After a while, after Mama Kong came back from the parent-teacher meeting, she smiled even happier when she saw her, and since then she has been more considerate and caring.

Yuan Xi was very unhappy.

Senior Sister Kong didn't go home with her for the past two weeks, and she said something on QQ the night before, but the next day she really had to ride in Uncle Li's car alone for an hour to make up lessons for Xiao Song.

Usually, she has a lot of contacts, and she still runs, but since she started tutoring, she has changed to not running on weekends.Although there are many opportunities, but Yuan Xi is a coward when he comes to the senior sister. He has never had the courage to ask a question at once, so every day he struggles painfully whether to ask or not! ?Then I bid farewell to my senior sister before I finished my entanglement, so I secretly made up my mind that I must ask tomorrow, but the next day I just repeated the above process again.

Yuan Xi originally thought that it was normal for senior sister not to be with her. Senior sister is a top student. She is very busy with competitions and so on, so she might not be able to go home in time.But she later discovered that the senior sister seemed to have no sign of returning home.She said that she was going to go to the bathroom every once in a while, and then went downstairs to go shopping without hesitation, but she couldn't see the figure of the senior sister. Instead, she was stopped by Kong's father and mother for a long time.

Yuan Xi finally couldn't hold back anymore, and asked Xiao Song falteringly: "Your sister, why hasn't she come home for the past few weeks?"

Xiao Song scratched the pen cap on the tip of his nose, puzzled and said: "She returned."

Yuan Xi was shocked, "Ah!? Then why haven't I seen her?" When did the senior learn the invisibility technique...

Xiao Song: @[email protected] Huh?

He thought for a while, then frowned and turned his head, "You mean...here?"

Seeing Yuan Xi's dumbfounded appearance, Xiao Song's expression became more serious than ever before, "Sister Xi, my sister...has she told you about her?"

He pursed his lips with some embarrassment, "My mother, not her mother. She was brought up by her aunt since she was a child, and she doesn't live here."

A mushroom cloud rose in Yuan Xi's head with a "boom".

What's the situation... No wonder the senior sister never called Xiao Song's mother... No wonder the senior sister said that Xiao Song is her father's son, no wonder the senior sister asked me to teach her brother a lesson, no wonder Xiao Song was not close to the senior sister, Even his mother looks very afraid of senior sister... Oh my god, I actually watched a big show of a wealthy family... Senior sister...

Yuan Xi uncontrollably developed a dog-blood drama in his mind where the third grader was in charge.

Xiao Song then said: "But don't get me wrong, my sister's mother passed away when she was very young. It seems that my aunt took care of her when my sister was very young. Later, my father and my mother met and got married. In addition, my aunt has always raised my sister as her own daughter, and my sister doesn't want to come back, she only comes back to visit my father occasionally... So my sister's home should be my aunt's. I thought that the relationship between you two is so good , you will know..."

Yuan Xi continued his sluggish state until he returned to school at night.

Xiao Song's words were still playing in his head, "My aunt was ill a long time ago, and my father sent her outside for treatment. After the operation, it was said that she recovered well, so she was transferred back years ago."

So the relative who was in the hospital during the Chinese New Year was the senior's aunt and adoptive mother?

Yuan Xi's mood was very complicated.

In order to avoid the embarrassment of talking about this matter, Yuan Xi has been pretending to be ignorant in front of Sister Kong.Because of hanging around for quite a while last semester, the image of Kong Ruoyu in her heart has gradually stepped down from the altar, and has become a versatile senior who lives in reality within reach.But I don't know if it's due to psychological reasons. Now when she looks at her senior, she occasionally feels pity for the sufferings of a beautiful woman from ancient times.

She actually dared to "pity" Kong Ruoyu.It's ridiculous when you think about it.