I'm not really evil

As soon as Osamu Dazai finished speaking, a series of figures landed on the roof tiles beside them with a lot of movement.

The team that had been heading straight towards them stopped and seemed to hesitate a bit.

At this time, a tall woman with yellow hair fell from the eaves. She was wearing a high-slit kimono with maple leaves on a black background, but her demeanor was heroic and neat. !"

"En." The woman responded, and asked simply, "Why are you here?"

"We are on patrol. Just now we received news that someone was causing trouble in Yoshiwara. They seemed to have killed a celestial being, so we immediately came to arrest them." Someone reported immediately.

"...Don't worry about such trivial things." The woman glanced at Oda Sakunosuke and the others with her bright purple pupils, and then said decisively, "The group of geniuses from 'Spring Rain' are the real trouble, we have to immediately Go back and report the situation to Lord Night King, and follow me."

"Yes!"

So a group of people were all taken away by the woman who suddenly appeared.

"... She seems to be helping us?" Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment.He thought for a while, then turned to look at Osamu Dazai, "Do you know the girl who appeared behind, Dazai?"

"I don't know." Osamu Dazai replied, "Although that beautiful lady is helping, she is not helping us."

"—Of course Yueyong is helping the charming Yinsang." A lazy and shameless voice sounded from above everyone's heads.

Oda Sakunosuke raised his head, and saw a silver-haired natural curly man wearing a modified kimono with blue patterns on a white background, stepping on the bulge of the eaves, digging his nose with one hand, and embracing a unconscious girl with a pair of listless dead fish eyes. Looking down at them, he greeted them: "Yo, Dazai-kun. I never thought I would meet you one day..."

His expression became a little distorted: "So, can you pay back the JUMP money you bought on credit in the name of Yinsang? Be prepared to pay off the debt even if Yinsang is sold to [Gao Tianyuan] Yet!"

"Hey~~" Osamu Dazai dragged out his voice, "Sakata-kun obviously enjoyed watching it too. Why do you want me to pay?"

"Is this the same thing!!" Sakata Gintoki roared with a ferocious face, "Your behavior is like buying a [beep——] home and forcing your son to [beep——] The [beep——] he paid for is the same!! The strong [beep——] has become a combined [beep——] so you think it’s all right, bastard!"

Osamu Dazai's smile froze for a moment, and halfway through hearing it, he silently reached out and covered the ears of the girl beside him.

On the other side, Medea, who had covered Sakura's ears from the beginning, was already looking at the silver-haired curly with hunting eyes looking at unusable garbage.

"Oh...? You guys can actually be considerate?" Gintoki looked at Osamu Dazai's actions and the beautiful girl under him, and his whole body was sore, and he called out in a strange way, "Girlfriend? No way?" Impossible, girlfriend!?! How could you, a super romantic, popular and hideous man who is more powerful than Kuangshilang, have true love! Miss, don’t be deceived by this guy’s appearance! He is A man who won't let go of the old lady downstairs in my house!!"

"Tengshi~?" Hotaru put her hands next to her ears, touching Dazai Osamu's cold fingers, she tilted her head curiously, and asked back.

The smile of the young man with kite eyes remained the same, but there was a cold warning in his eyes: "It's just an ordinary chat, Ying-chan. That mother-in-law who still has the charm is not me, but Sakata-kun. He tested me openly and secretly, and warned me not to cause trouble to his house of affairs... But I heard that Sakata-kun made a promise in front of the grave of his mother-in-law's deceased husband that he would always take care of his mother-in-law for the rest of her life, and it's very nice to be protected It's normal."

"Ugh...don't say it! I was wrong!" Sakata Gintoki's face turned ashen at the words, and he knelt down to beg for mercy, and the girl who was originally in his arms also fell down.

"Kagura..." Sakura broke free from Medea's hand in a rare way, and ran to the side of the silver-haired natural curly hair to look at the orange-haired girl who didn't move.

"It's Sakura." Sakata Gintoki glanced at Sakura, but his attitude was much better. He laid Kagura flat on the ground, and rubbed the hair of the cute little girl in front of him comfortingly, "Don't worry, Kagura is so skinny. Rough and thick, just fainted temporarily."

"Sakura..." Kagura still retained consciousness, barely opened her eyes, looked at her friend she hadn't seen for a long time, couldn't help feeling sad, and said tearfully, "I, seeing my bastard brother, was almost beaten I won't see you anymore..."

Sakura was silent for a moment, took Kagura's hand, and made a serious promise: "Kagura's brother is too much, I will teach him a lesson for you. Family is obviously such a precious thing. People who abandon it easily... are unforgivable."

"Are you sure you want to get involved? Let me state in advance, the boss we are going to fight this time is not easy, right? The ultimate boss is the monster old man who once ruled the universe, and the guard boss is this guy's big brother and a well-known pirate leader in the universe, okay? Sakata Gintoki glanced at Osamu Dazai when he heard the words, and explained the difficulty in a seemingly casual tone.

He somewhat understood that Sakura had strange powers, but he still didn't want to involve such a young girl in this dangerous adventure.But it would be great if Osamu Dazai could join the team.Sakata Gintoki, who was fortunate to have seen his methods, knew very well that as long as this dangerous man wanted to do, there was nothing he couldn't do.

"I'm not interested. It's time for a walk after dinner. Fighting and killing people will increase the risk of stomach problems." Osamu Dazai pouted, and led Hotaru outside, "Also, it is necessary to keep Hotaru away from pollution sources. Sakata Jun, in a sense, you are too dangerous."

Maybe there are too many cultural people in Yokohama, or maybe it's just that no one dares to dance in front of Osamu Dazai.In short, when he came to Kabukicho for the first time, Osamu Dazai felt that the people here were very interesting, and the representative was Sakata Gintoki.

But if Hotaru heard all of that guy's unscrupulous rants, even Osamu Dazai would feel socially dead.

The young man with kite eyes took the girl's hand and slipped away without hesitation. A handsome man and a woman wearing elegant kimonos held hands together as if eloping. Before leaving, Dazai Osamu did not forget to turn his head and ask, "Oda Zuku? "

"Dazai, take Hotaru out first. I want to watch Sakura." Oda Sakunosuke glanced at Sakura and Medea, who was behind her with dangerous eyes, and thought for a while.

It's not that I'm worried about their safety, but I just want to stay and finish it off, minimize the casualties of innocent people, and get a talent by the way.

"Then, have fun." Dazai Osamu was not surprised, waved his hand, and disappeared completely into the darkness with Hotaru.

Since the elite of the Yoshihara Armed Forces [Haihua] were all concentrated in the attic where the Night King was, the two of them went out without hindrance at all, and they strolled leisurely like outings.

"Dazai." Halfway through, Yingying asked abruptly, "Niulang?"

"Ha." Osamu Dazai showed a helpless smile, "Has Hotaru actually learned to make fun of me? That's too much, who am I doing this for?"

"Not all, it's for me." Yingying slightly raised her eyebrows, and said with some dissatisfaction, "Be honest, Dazai. Always telling such lies will occasionally make me a little angry."

Osamu Dazai laughed softly, and the voice made people's ears itchy: "I'm not lying~ Hotaru. I originally wanted to enter the water in the winter before we met. Even if I met Odasaku later, I would I have no intention of changing my mind. However, because I am curious about the changes that Hotaru will bring, and want to see when this oxidized world will shatter with me, I persisted in living."

"Avoid the important and take the light." Hotaru snorted softly, staring intently at the contradictory and complicated man in front of her, "What about now? Don't you know that as long as Oda is still alive, your world will always be stable."

"Holyaki who is so confident is cute, please keep it." Dazai Osamu showed the same unpredictable smile that he saw through everything but concealed everything, taking pleasure in it.

"Also, I really like you, ah, this sentence is not a lie."

Firefly was stunned, and her eyes began to wander slightly.

"Speaking of which, Hotaru-chan was in a daze when she appeared in Yoshiwara, did you find something useful to you?" Dazai Osamu also looked away, as if asking casually.

"En." Yingying came back to her senses and nodded, "This planet has energy aggregates similar to the fruit of the sacred tree, and the quality is very high."

"Where are the snacks delivered to your door?" Osamu Dazai commented, "So, that pensive look at that time, were you considering whether to bite into the pie?"

"After all, Oda still needs to collect materials." Hotaru said, "If Oda likes this world, it's okay to stay."

"That's right, this world is actually quite special." Osamu Dazai agreed, "According to Sakura, it's a bit like a transfer station between universes. It's a point where the possibilities of different worlds intersect. It would be a pity to destroy it. More Interestingly, there are spaceships here! The kind with wooden floors! It’s very interesting! In the Edo period, people here can travel directly to the planet~~”

Yingying thought about it: "Star travel?"

"It's a trip that ordinary people can take~." His voice was rippling.

"En." Yingying understood what he meant and nodded slightly.

The eyes of the two met in the air, and Hotaru could clearly see her figure in those mysterious and beautiful kite-colored eyes.

But only in the blink of an eye, Osamu Dazai quickly looked away and started a new topic casually.

They walked through the long passage together while talking and talking, and returned to the surface from the underground.

The exit ahead is the lively and bustling Kabukicho street, which is shining with sunshine.

Oda Hotaru stood at the exit and looked back, more than half of the figure of the young man was hidden in the shadows.

A slender neck wrapped in a bandage, a graceful jaw, and thin lips that seem to have a faint smile when viewed from above.

It looks full of the calmness of an adult man, and standing in the dark is like a poppy that attracts people's attention.

But Yingying will not be easily deceived.She mocked in a low voice: "Coward."

Osamu Dazai of this period has long been able to easily manipulate people's hearts with words, and achieve his goals with understatement between talking and laughing.But today, he changed the subject so bluntly that even Hotaru disliked it.

Osamu Dazai stood there, unable to move for a while.

Hotaru waited for a few seconds with a bit of bad intentions, until there seemed to be a faint panic on that pretty and handsome face, and then she continued to say nonchalantly: "Let's go."

"Okay, let's read the manga next~~ I wonder if the manga here will change accordingly after we go to Madara's world~?" The black-haired young man quickly took a few steps to catch up with her In the sunshine, he showed a charming and wicked smile.

He led Yingying into a bookstore.

"Ah! You are the handsome guy who claimed to be from Wanshiwu at that time!" After a few years, the shopkeeper was still the same girl. When she saw Dazai Osamu's face, she couldn't help but exclaimed, "That's great! The shopkeeper I didn't see you when I went to Wanshiwu to collect debts, I was worried that something happened to you..."

"I'm sorry, beautiful lady." Osamu Dazai showed a solemn and melancholy expression, "I was sent to Siberia by the boss of our Wanshiwu immediately after we met last time. It's rare to come back this time. The JUMP that came out, yes, the address is still the same..."

Fascinated by a melancholy, slender and handsome man that is rare in this world, the bookstore girl obeyed Osamu Dazai's orders. After finding all the publications he wanted, she made a big debit on the account of the boss of Master House with a swipe of a pen. a sum of money.

By the time they returned to Sakata Gintoki's stronghold [Master House] at sunset, those who stayed in Yoshihara had already returned.

The matter was resolved smoothly, and the dark Yoshihara, originally ruled by the Night King, was illuminated by light.

A world where everyone is intact and only Gintoki Sakata is seriously injured has been achieved.

"Odasaku, do you really hate Sakata-kun?" Looking at the silver-haired man lying unconscious on the bed with more bandages than himself, Osamu Dazai asked curiously.

Oda Sakunosuke's supernatural ability [Seamless] can foresee the future for a short time.Generally speaking, he can easily save people who might otherwise be seriously injured.

"No." Oda Sakunosuke hesitated to speak and glanced at Medea who was busy preparing sukiyaki.

Oda Sakunosuke was very touched by the samurai will shown by Sakata Gintoki in the process of fighting the Night King Fengxian.Therefore, Oda intervened when he was about to be seriously injured, causing Gintoki to break the barrier over Yoshiwara at the cost of minor injuries, and finally the falling sunlight killed the night rabbit king who no longer resisted.

But because of too much flirting during the battle, she was suspected of leading a bad child, and Medea saw Sakura imitating Kagura and making a big sister's head pose... In the end, a certain silver-haired curly-haired witch was violently beaten by an unbearable witch a meal.

Oda Sakunosuke was a little hesitant because the attack was from his own family and there were good reasons.By the time he made up his mind to stop Medea, Sakata Gintoki had only half breath left.

"Let that guy reflect on it." Medea, who took control of the kitchen and government as quickly as possible, took a plate of expensive wagyu beef slices and poured them into the pot. The members of the house turned their backs in an instant.

Kagura: "Miss Medea is right! Yin-chan just owes a lesson! She used to be a good baby of her mother, so she wouldn't swear! It's him who brought me down, Alu!"

Shinpachi: "That's right! Can I have dinner?"

A group of people happily enjoyed a sumptuous dinner in Master House.

When Sakata Gintoki woke up, he was greeted only by a clean pot, a bowl of white rice, and a strip of vinegar kombu kindly provided by Kagura.

"..." He scratched his hair, took out a bottle of strawberry milk from the refrigerator, and quickly ate a whole bowl of rice with the milk.

When he returned to the living room, a pair of dead fish eyes suddenly widened.

The originally small living room and office were densely packed with JUMPs that came from nowhere.

Everyone but him is curled up on couches, rugs, office chairs, and everyone has comics in their hands.

"Are you doing a manga seminar?" Sakata Gintoki broke out in a cold sweat at the scene that was too visual, "Wait... where are there so many JUMPs! Who bought it? It can't be that guy Dazai Osamu again, right?" !?"

The black-haired girl sat on an office chair, immersed in a novel world called "BLXOCH".And the young man who was leaning against her and looked down at the same manga with her intimately, raised his head slightly when he heard this, and showed him a devilish smile: "Sakata-kun, you woke up just in time."

The sliding door at the entrance reflected a tall figure.

"Excuse me, is Boss Sakata here? I'm from XX Bookstore..."

At that moment, Sakata Gintoki's cheeks were sunken instantly, revealing a textbook-like facial expression.

When he finally got rid of the bookstore owner who asked for money, he was so decadent that he almost vomited his soul.

At this time, the Oda family, who had eaten enough, drank enough and watched enough comics, was about to go home.

"This is really a good place." Oda Sakunosuke held Sakata Gintoki's hand with a natural face, and said sincerely in his eyes that wept with joy and sent the plague god away, "I think I'm in better shape after coming here. There are a lot. Can you come back as a guest in the future? I will bring a gift."

"No, no, no——" Sakata Gintoki's face turned blue, and he was about to categorically refuse. From the corner of his eye, he rarely saw Dazai Osamu who was smiling on the left of Oda Sakunosuke, and Medea, who was showing hunting eyes on the right, and beside him. Oda Hotaru whose eyes made him creepy for some reason...

In the end, he changed his words painfully and aggrieved: "——Don't be so polite, what kind of gift do you bring?"

Oda Sakunosuke showed a happy expression, feeling that he would have an interesting friend in the future.

Yingying was still holding the "BLXOCH" manga in her hand, looking at the big holes with hollow bodies on the page, she swallowed a little.She tugged on the sleeve of the young man beside her with some anticipation.

"Hey~ Do you want my help again?" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, "It's not impossible, but this time let's add a condition. If you agree, I will help you."

"What do you want?" Firefly asked.

Osamu Dazai bent down and whispered in the girl's ear: "The conditions are limited. This time, no more than two people can go."

Yingying wondered: "Count me?"

"Count you."