I'm not really evil

One day, Sakunosuke Oda, who was exhausted of inspiration, approached Hotaru in order to open up his mind, expressing that he wanted to know the specific experience of her and Dazai Osamu's adventure in another world.

Firefly would naturally not reject Oda Sakunosuke.But when she thought about it carefully, she realized that most of the time in that world she was in a daze, looking at the scenery, and playing games with Osamu Dazai... If she wants to say her impression of the world of Naruto, perhaps it is only the view from the castle tower The scenery is quite beautiful.

Thinking of this, facing Sakunosuke Oda's expectant eyes, Hotaru rarely felt a little guilty.

Oda Sakunosuke: "Firefly?"

"Hmm." Hotaru paused suspiciously, and then said confidently, "Let Dazai tell."

Oda Sakunosuke hesitated when he heard the words: "Dazai? He should be working now."

Yingying looked affirmative: "No, he must be playing."

After the words fell, Hotaru took Oda Sakunosuke's hand, and the two instantly transferred to the cadre's office at the port Mafia.

Under the pile of documents on the desk that is half the height of a person, a fisherman is enthusiastically folding a paper airplane.

Oda Sakunosuke greeted speechlessly: "... Dazai."

He was actually playing.

"Yo~ Ying-chan, Oda Zuo~" Seeing the two people appearing suddenly, the young man's kite-colored eyes lit up suddenly, he stood up with his hands on the table, and asked curiously, "It's rare, Oda Zuo took the initiative to come here, did you come to play with me?"

"Well, it counts." Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, but didn't veto it, but said, "I want to know the specific experience of you in that ninja world last time. Hotaru said to come to you."

"Hey~" Osamu Dazai let out a muffled laugh, with a bit of sarcasm on his pretty and handsome face, "Did Odasaku find Hotaru the first time? She must not be able to say anything, after all, everything is done by me. I did it~"

Hotaru, who was silent, gave Osamu Dazai a sideways glance, her cheeks puffed up slightly, but she couldn't refute this sentence.

The port of Mafia is obviously not a good place for chatting, Hotaru snapped her fingers and transferred the three of them back to Oda's apartment.

Only the documents and the paper airplane hovering in the room were left in place.

When Osamu Dazai was facing Sakunosuke Ueda, most of the time he could still be an individual.Since Odasaku wanted to know, he restored the original experience in Naruto World without much embellishment, but slightly ignored the dirty work he did in private.He even guessed the motive of Oda Saku, and explained in detail the unique customs and social structure of that world.

"Really, the whole continent was unified in the end. As expected of Dazai." Oda Saku, who had listened carefully, boasted flatly and sincerely, and then showed doubts in his eyes, "But where did your information come from? ? Something that no one in that world knows, even for Dazai, it shouldn’t be that easy to investigate clearly, right?”

Osamu Dazai, an outsider, knows the secret knowledge that has been covered up thousands of years ago better than anyone else, and uses this precious information to play with everyone in the palm of his hand, and finally easily achieves the goal Hotaru wants.

"This..." Osamu Dazai elongated his voice, his tone was relaxed and casual, "Because we have invincible cheating methods here."

"Cheating?" Oda Sakunosuke was even more surprised, "Do you mean Hotaru?"

Firefly shook her head slightly.

"No, it's actually because of Sakura." The beautiful female voice helped to answer, the three of them turned their heads and saw a beautiful woman in a purple dress leading a little girl in from the door.

"Medea, Sakura. Welcome back." Oda Sakunosuke greeted.

"Ah." This kind of homely conversation made the female magician of God Generation who came back from grocery shopping respond impatiently, lowered her head while arranging her shopping bags, and walked quickly towards the kitchen with red ears.

Sakura obediently followed behind her, step by step.Since the last time Medea risked overturning in order to ensure the effectiveness of divination, Sakura treated her teacher with a sense of concern besides respect. Only then can she rest assured.

"According to Medea, I remember that Sakura's ability is an imaginary number, right?" Oda Sakunosuke was still thinking, he used his imagination and gave what he thought was the most logical guess, "It is through Sakura's ability to advance Have you been to the future of that world?"

"Unfortunately, no." Osamu Dazai smiled and waved his hands, "Has Odasaku seen JUMP?"

Oda Sakunosuke was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, "Although I've heard of it, I don't think it's the type I should watch at my age."

The killer he trained in the underground organization when he was a teenager obviously had no childhood to speak of, nor did he have access to that kind of entertainment product.

"That's a pity. Occasionally there are interesting stories on it. For example——like the story of the group of ninjas." Osamu Dazai said surprisingly.

"You mean?" Oda Sakunosuke reacted, and opened his eyes that were always sleepy and half-closed in disbelief.

"That's right!" Osamu Dazai said proudly, "I saw my information on JUMP!"

"This is really amazing. Are the comics on JUMP a real world?" After being shocked, Oda Sakunosuke looked curious, "You say that, I want to read it too. Dazai, which issue is it? start?"

"Ah, there is no such thing in this world." Dazai Osamu saw Oda Saku's face-changing expression as he wished, and collapsed on the sofa contentedly, "It is another wonderful world that Sakura accidentally discovered—that world has Aliens! Sakura also made a friend there and watched JUMP with her. So after Medea’s prophecy was given, she immediately remembered Madara’s reincarnation eyes.”

"It's amazing." Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion, "I really want to see it."

"Then let's go." Ying waved her hand and suggested straightforwardly, "After dinner, we can go for a walk together."

For her now, crossing the world is as easy as taking a walk after dinner.

"Then I'll go too!" Osamu Dazai straightened up, his eyes sparkling, and he showed a cute and charming smile, "This is the legendary family trip! It feels good!"

Sakura, who heard the conversation here, couldn't help but leave Medea's side, and lightly grabbed Hotaru's skirt with all her strength, showing expectant eyes.

"Is it possible?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little worried, "It should be far away, right? There are too many people at once, will it be very reluctant?"

"No." Firefly showed a smiling face at him, and it is also possible to transfer people from the whole world.

"That's not necessary." Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but said.

"Do you want to go out? But, the lunch I carefully prepared is almost ready, at least wait until the meal is finished before leaving?" Medea poked her head out from the kitchen, wiped her hands on her snow-white apron, a little resentful pouted.

"Okay! That's it, let's go after lunch!" The young man with kite eyes danced like a child looking forward to an outing.

After lunch, the after-dinner walk of the Oda family began.

*In the Edo period, a group of celestial beings came from outside the universe and invaded the planet on a large scale.

In this disparate battle, the shogunate faction, who was originally in power in Edo, took the lead and abandoned all the samurai under his command who were fighting for him.

The issuance of the abolition of the knife order completely disintegrated one's own fighting spirit, and turned the heroes who originally fought for the country into bereaved dogs.

So far, Edo has fallen, the shogunate has been reduced to a puppet, and "Heaven and Man" has become the most noble existence in this country.

In the dark, a wave of unwillingness is quietly developing, and one day it will become a fire of innovation that will sweep everything.

——The above is from Osamu Dazai's professional commentary.

"Dazai..."

Standing in the city that never sleeps named Yoshihara, receiving the uneasy and ambiguous gazes of beauties from different stores, Oda Sakunosuke calmly asked a question: "Is this different from what you said?"

In order to adapt to the so-called 'Edo period', the dark blue kimono specially put on made the young man tall and straight. .

"Isn't it good, Odasaku, there are a lot of beautiful ladies here who seem to have a crush on you." Wearing a mouse-gray pinstriped linen kimono, the black curly-haired young man with his hands in his sleeves joked slightly Make fun of your friends.Different from the calm and low-key Oda Sakunosuke, the handsome young man with a slightly frivolous expression looked around casually, his pair of iris-colored eyes shone brightly, and his inherent melancholy and dangerous temperament attracted countless eyes, as if shrouded in a fog The deep sea, which makes people feel unreal but irresistibly attracted.

"No, they are all looking at you, Dazai." Oda Sakunosuke said honestly.Osamu Dazai's popularity with women has always been so good that it exploded. In the past two years, he has gone further and further on a dark road. In terms of layout and planning, the youth who can even suppress Mori Ogai has fully matured in appearance and temperament.Even though his bones were drenched in dark blood, and the dangerous atmosphere became more intense, the indescribable charm of Dazai Osamu continued unabated, and some women flung themselves at him like moths to a flame.

Of course, Osamu Dazai solved it quite neatly, and never brought trouble to them.In front of Oda Sakunosuke and Oda Hotaru, this young man is always a childish prankster.

"I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have gone to the wrong world." Sakura, who volunteered to help, said a little timidly, "I'm based on the existence of Kagura. She should be around here now."

The little girl was wearing a wisteria-colored sakura-pattern kimono of the same style as Medea, and her pink-colored sakura-colored hair accessories made her even more lovely.Beside her, Medea in a purple dahlia kimono had an awkward expression. The female magician, who was not used to being exposed to the crowd, put on a veil to hide her face, and looked at the overly-dressed women around her with irritated eyes.A trace of vigilance emerged in my heart: Really.Is Sakura's friend named Kagura really reliable?There shouldn't be a place like this for no reason, right?It will teach bad children!

"That's right, Sakura, don't worry." Osamu Dazai comforted in a relaxed tone, raised his bandaged arm slightly, pointed at a passing kobold wearing a kimono, and said loudly, "Look, there My dog ​​is the legendary alien! Ah, is it called 'Heavenly Man' here?"

Dog-headed Angel A: "???"

"Who are you guys, hello? The gestures and address are too rude!"

Since the impolite man on the opposite side looked quite imposing, the dog-headed celestial being suppressed his anger and accused him with justification.

"Really, it looks like he's wearing a hood." Oda Sakunosuke carefully looked at the man's head for a moment, then looked at the dog's tail hanging behind him, with a subtle tone, "It's not what I imagined. .”

It's like a dog suddenly has a human form, but the evolution is not complete enough.It's too simple by alien standards.

"Another impolite guy! Anyway, he must be a samurai who doesn't like Tianren somewhere!" The dog-headed Tianren was terrified by the stare, and couldn't help but explode, "Report if you have the kind! I want Complain to the officials of the Immigration Bureau!"

Instinctively aware that these guys in front of them have definitely killed people, the kobolds who are not strong in combat are preparing to retreat strategically.But when he turned around, due to the change in angle, he happened to see a girl who had been blocked by two men intentionally or unintentionally.

His eyes straightened on the spot, and two exaggerated hearts came out of his dog's eyes: "Beauty, beauty!!"

The girl in the daylilies-colored kimono, the snow-colored sun and moon pattern feathers, and the long black hair stood there silently.The noise of lights and human voices can't get close to her at all, and she seems to be a world by herself.There was no expression on that beautiful and elegant face, the long eyelashes half covered those terrifyingly deep eyes, the noble and quiet demeanor and temperament like the moon, the way of drooping and thinking made people daunted and at the same time endured. My heart throbbed uncontrollably.

However, here is Yoshihara.A city that never sleeps, a paradise for men to have fun.

Even such a woman as tall as the bright moon is invisibly given a layer of ambiguous color in this kind of place.

The dog-headed celestial being wants to approach as if sleepwalking: "Is the beauty a new oiran? It's too noble... It's even bigger than the sun wheel of the first oiran in Taoyuan Township... ahhh!!"

Without giving him a chance to approach at all, Oda Sakunosuke mercilessly punched him in the abdomen, and then raised his leg and kicked the dog's head flying.

A shot rang out.

Dazai Osamu, who deftly took out his handgun, raised his hand and precisely hit a certain indecent part.

Medea snorted softly, a purple streamer flashed in her eyes, and the dog-headed celestial being who hadn't landed already passed out with tears streaming down her face and pain.

Sakura showed a shy expression, and the black shadow spread under her feet, gradually engulfing the fallen heaven and man directly.

It took only three seconds for a set of procedures to go down, and the people around who were secretly paying attention here didn't even realize what happened.

"What about the grown-up?"

"It's gone! Did he get beaten!?"

"There are gunshots! □□! Yes □□!"

After more than ten seconds, sporadic voices came out, and people finally reacted.

"Someone is causing trouble in Yoshiwara! Hurry up and call [Baihua] here!"

"It's really a place that is not very friendly to women." The group completely ignored the turmoil around them. Osamu Dazai raised his hand to hold Hotaru who seemed to have recovered, and said softly, "Odasaku, how about leaving here first. You What you want to see should be here."

The youth pointed to the darkness above their heads.

"Is this an underground place?" Oda Sakunosuke reacted and nodded slightly, "Hotura and Sakura are not suitable for this place, let's take them away first."

At this time, he noticed a row of nimble women in kimono and fishnet stockings jumping on the roof like ninjas, approaching quickly.He scratched his head in distress, "It's a big mess. Dazai, take them away first."

Osamu Dazai naturally wouldn't worry about Oda Sakunosuke's strength.Just as he was about to respond, his eyes suddenly looked towards the huge pipeline that suddenly collapsed above.

He couldn't help laughing: "It seems that there is no need, Oda Tsukuru. We are not the only ones making trouble today."