Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]

The cafeteria on the first floor of the hotel.

You Shuai smeared strawberry jam on the toast, and yawned at No.30 this morning: "Didn't you agree to meet at the restaurant at 09:30? Why are there only three of us? Let's just fight wild with idiots every year... …how come the manager and the coach are nowhere to be seen?"

Little AD Yu Xingxin finished his breakfast early, and was reading the latest issue of the Research Weekly on his tablet. Hearing You Shuai's words, he raised his heavy black frame and raised his reasonable doubts: "Isn't the coach with you?" Do you have a room?"

"...Because he didn't go back to his room last night." Is he in control of the coach's whereabouts?

And You Shuai wished that the coach would not come back—he had made a lot of small mistakes in the recent training games, and he was scolded by the coach almost every day. The thought of sleeping in the same room with the coach... You Shuai felt that he would have nightmares.

"Then why forget support and jungler?" There was great doubt in those small eyes behind the glasses.

"Doesn't the presence of the two of you here together mean that the idiot jungler really didn't follow the coach's room allocation arrangement?" Speaking of this, You Shuai couldn't help but roll his eyes. Of course he wasn't targeting Yu Gaoxing who asked the question, but It was some idiot jungler who wasn't there, "Do you think he's planning to change rooms and share the same room every year... Can he take advantage of the opportunity?"

There is even greater doubt in the small eyes: "What opportunity to seize?"

There was an evil smile on You Shuai's face, and he deliberately lowered his voice: "Of course it's—"

"Do...what you love to do."

As soon as his words fell, Luo Gaoyang, who understood in seconds, quickly covered Yu Xingxing's ears that were pricked up to listen to gossip: "Shut up! Our underage ad can't hear this!"

"Forget it," You Shuai sneered, "I saw our underage ad tipping a sexy beauty anchor last time... Tsk, that's the amount when you tip it~" As he said, he stretched out He raised a hand in front of Luo Gaoyang.

"...Fuck! Is it true?" Luo Gaoyang suddenly let go of his hands in shock.

"Of course it's true," You Shuai winked, "Our underage ad is fascinated by watching it..."

"I still remember how innocent Xiao Yu was when he first joined the team!" "Father Strict" Luo Gaoyang was heartbroken, "Why did he learn to reward female anchors after just over three months?" Is this reasonable? !

"Oh, food and sex, what a normal thing," You Shuai took on the role of "loving mother" righteously, "and this just proves that our Xiaoyu's sexual orientation is the orientation of the public! Tsk, you don't want to join forces Is everyone gay except you?"

Luo Gaoyang: "..."

Makes sense!

And the next second—

"Uh...can I say something?" The person who was in the center of the topic but couldn't get in the middle of the conversation finally found the right time to poke his head out, "I seem to have only rewarded one anchor, if you are talking about this person if……"

"He's a male anchor in women's clothing."

You Shuai: "..."

Oh open!

Luo Gaoyang: "..."

grass!It turns out that he is a minority sexual orientation!

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As if he just realized that his words were ambiguous, Yu Xing quickly waved his hand at them: "I only watch his live broadcast because he is my former senior, don't get me wrong!"

Luo Gaoyang and You Shuai didn't speak, but there was one meaning in their eyes - pretending!Let's pretend!

"I'm really not! You believe me!" Yu Xingxing flushed with anxiety, but the two teammates in front of him didn't change their views at all...

He finally couldn't help but say what was in his heart: "I don't like humans at all, okay? I only love mathematics!"

Luo Gaoyang & You Shuai: "..."

... Then tm might as well like men!

Just as the three of them were having a heated debate on the topic of "whether it is perverted to regard mathematics as a partner"-mainly two "senior" academic scumbags unilaterally criticized the underage academic bully, a familiar voice spoke to them. There was a ringing in the top of the head:

"Rowling in public... the quality is eaten by the dog?"

The three of them looked up at the same time in a tacit understanding——

The person who spoke was the one who was half an hour late and had the nerve to laugh at the quality of others... Jin Chao, and Xi Nian, who was expressionless as usual.

"...Yes, I let you eat it." You Shuai has always been conscientious and meticulous in dealing with the idiot jungler.

Jin Chao glanced at the idiot Zhongdan.

If it was normal, he would probably have uttered n sentences of national curses without repetition... But who made him feel good today?Still good enough to fly.

Jin Chao didn't bother to talk to him, so he pulled Xi Nian and sat down at the table, and began to prepare breakfast for Xi Nian.

This abnormal reaction shocked You Shuai even more than Yu Gaoxin's "love mathematics theory" just now!

He bumped his arm into the captain next to him who "had breakfast half an hour ago, and is still having breakfast half an hour later", and "lowered" the volume to the point where the whole table could just hear: " ...Did this idiot jungler take the wrong medicine?"

But what shocked You Shuai even more was still waiting behind...

For his provocative words, the person who was provoked did not respond, but the one who responded——

Xi Nian slapped the chopsticks he had just picked up on the table lightly, and there was a slight and dull sound as the wood hit the wood. He raised his eyes to look at the speaker:

"You Shuai, don't use this name to Jin Chao again."

A question mark slowly appeared above You Shuai's head.

"It's too insulting," Xi Nian stated the "facts" calmly and "objectively", "It was because Jin Chao had a good temper that he didn't care about you before, so restrain yourself."

You Shuai: "..."

He was silent for a long time before opening his mouth quietly: "Niannian, if I remember correctly, I first learned this name from you..."

Hearing his words, Xi Nian, who was drinking water, choked suddenly: "Pfft...cough cough cough cough cough!"

Sitting next to him, Jin Chao patted him on the back and handed him a tissue. In his busy schedule, he still took the time to stare fiercely at the "culprit" who caused all this: "I just want to pick Xi Nian!" Talking while drinking water, you deliberately want to make him choke, don't you? What kind of heart is there!"

You Shuai: "..."

What about Lao Tzu's knife?

Luo Gaoyang, who had been watching the play for a long time, was now thinking about the smell, and quickly patted You Shuai, who was hit by a couple's "serial combination punch" and doubted his life: "Calm down! You didn't notice that the two of them are still together today. Is something wrong?"

Not quite right?

Only then did You Shuai, who was ready to die together with a knife and fork in hand, calm down, and turned his head to look at the two seriously.

Although the face of the idiot jungler still has the unchanging expression of wanting to be beaten for thousands of years, and Xi Nian's expression looks the same as usual...

but!

You Shuai keenly saw a fact from the brow raised by the idiot jungler and the slightly raised corners of Xi Nian's lips:

They are both in a good mood.

And this thing that makes them feel good has something to do with each other...

You Shuai slapped his thigh suddenly, he didn't expect that the joke he just casually made with Yu Xingxing turned out to be true - something must have happened to these two last night!

Just when he was about to accuse the two of showing their affection in public was too bad, a familiar figure walked over.

The person who came over was none other than the coach Mo Qi who had mysteriously disappeared for one night and half a morning.

If it is said that Jin Chao and Xi Nian's good mood is still in a state of concealment, then Mo Qi's good mood is literally written on his face——

He smiled and turned to Qiqi and waved to his team members: "Good morning."

Team members: "..."

During this period of time, there were too many disturbing things that Mo had to deal with, and the frowning expression had almost become his signature expression.

So when the team members saw their coach with a classic "Huangfu manager" smile, they only had one emotion in their hearts——

...What a thriller.

No one spoke at the table, and fell into a delicate atmosphere for a while.

But Mo Qi acted as if he didn’t feel this weird atmosphere, he took a tray from the bar, and then began to put all kinds of breakfast on the table on the tray in a smooth manner, not like preparing to eat breakfast, but as if he was packing .

The three most curious people in the team watched his strange movements eagerly, but they never had the courage to ask questions...

So the last one to speak was Jin Chao, who was not very curious about anything other than Xi Nian. He asked loudly: "What are you doing, coach? The team's funds are so tight recently, and they have to pack for lunch." ?”

Other team members: "..."

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However, Mo Qi didn't get angry when he was asked this way, and the tone of his explanation sounded unbelievable... warm: "this is for your manager, he is not feeling well, I will help him get some. "

Finally, after putting an exquisite plate containing only two crystal shrimp steamed buns on the tray, Mo Qi stood up: "I'm going back to my room first, you guys take it easy."

"...Coach, wait!" As the captain, Luo Gaoyang bit the bullet and stopped the person who turned to leave.

Mo Qi raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

"Uh, didn't we agree last night... Then what, gather at 09:30 this morning and take us to the official training room for each team?"

"Oh——" Mo Qi prolonged the ending, and nodded as if he just remembered, "I almost forgot."

other people:"……"

Is this still the coach who wants to supervise their training 24 hours a day?

...Could it be taken away by some strange thing?

"Let's leave in 10 minutes." He glanced down at his watch, "I'll feed your manager breakfast first."

After finishing speaking, Mo Qi waved his hand and left the restaurant smartly, leaving only... a group of team members who were bombarded by his giant bomb.

"It's me... did you hear me wrong?"

"Emmm, you probably heard it right, because I heard it too..."

"...Then what do you mean 'have a breakfast'?"

"Don't ask me, I don't know either."

……

After a while, You Shuai also stood up from his seat after having breakfast. When he passed by Jin Chao and Xi Nian, he paused for a while, and then patted the two on their shoulders: "After watching the coach's performance, I just realized that I misunderstood you."

Jin Chao: "?"

Xi Nian: "..."

You Shuai patted Jin Chao's shoulder emphatically again, left an ambiguous sentence "Keep working hard", then turned and left.

Jin Chao: "???"

Xi Nian: "..." Fuck!

Jin Chao looked at You Shuaiyuan's back, and looked at Xi Nian who was cutting fried eggs but almost chopped up the plate, and became more and more confused: "No... what does this guy mean? ah?"

"...It's not interesting." Xi Nian, who understood in seconds, not only didn't want to explain, but also changed the subject, "I'm leaving soon, eat quickly."

Although Jin Chao still had doubts in his heart, he always believed in the fundamental principle that "what Xi Nian said is right", so he nodded without any objection, and obediently ate the fried egg that Xi Nian forked onto his plate.

Until 10 minutes later——

"Fuck! I get it! I know what that stupid mid laner said just now!"

Xi Nian: "..."

"...The sound is so loud, do you want everyone in the restaurant to know?" Xi Nian tried hard to suppress his urge to slap his handsome face.

"Oh!" Jin's loudspeaker lowered the volume resolutely, "But the surname You actually underestimated us!"

"..."

"He laughed at us for being slower than coaching them!"

"..."

Jin Chao cautiously approached Xi Nian's ear: "Niannian, how about tonight...I think...uh!"

As soon as the word "think" fell, a piece of toast covered with matcha sauce was stuffed into Jin Chao's mouth.

Xi Nian ruthlessly refused: "Don't even think about it."

Jin Chao: "..."

作者有话要说：感谢在2021-02-2817:29:52~2021-03-0213:48:05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Changji hand in hand with 1;

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Corgi cp; 5 bottles of Changji hand in hand;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!