Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]
Chapter 134 Twist 134
Xi Nian quickly looked away, threw the bath towel he had prepared for himself on him, and said expressionlessly:
"Come out after taking a shower without putting on any clothes... Is that why you want to generate revenue for Yunchong's hospital?"
Jin Chao originally thought that Xi Nian would be shy when he saw himself naked... at least 5 minutes!But he never expected Xi Nian's reaction to be so calm...so calm that he doubted his life——
Is his eight-pack not attractive enough or his xx not enough?
Seeing that he was just holding the towel in a daze, Xi Nian didn't intend to cover a certain part that was about to move... Couldn't help but urge: "Don't you put on the towel? If you have a fever in the middle of the night, I won't take you Go to the hospital!"
"Oh..." Jin Chao replied disappointedly, and then covered his body with a large towel in a dull manner, "Then can you lend me a pair of underwear? My suitcase accidentally left in Luo Gaoyang's room. "
"Why is your suitcase in Luo..." Halfway through the question, Xi Nian suddenly remembered something——
When the coach assigned rooms in the evening, wasn't Yu Happy the roommate who arranged for him?Why is it Jin Chao now?
But this kind of question can be answered by thinking about it with your toes... After all, who would dare to forcefully change rooms with "team tyrant" Jin Chao?
Xi Nian narrowed his eyes slightly: "I don't think your suitcase left in Luo Gaoyang's room, but—"
"Are you in my room with AD?"
Jin Chao: "..."
"Why are you and the ad?" Jin Chao was extremely annoyed at the words in Xi Nian's words, "I'm right with you!"
"...Are you selectively forgetting how the coach assigned rooms?" Your head hurts.
"That's because the coach made a mistake! I'm trying to set things right!" The voice sounded confident.
Xi Nian: "..."
He finally understood a truth——
Don't reason with Jin Chao when he doesn't want to reason, because it's meaningless... oh, except to piss yourself off.
smile.jpg
"So can you lend me a pair of underwear?" The voice that was confident one second became pitiful the next.
"..."
Xi Nian completely lost his temper, and took out a pair of brand new underwear from the suitcase that he hadn't packed yet and handed it to him: "...don't have to return it."
"Hey, why are you so embarrassed?" Thinking of Xi Nian's overly calm reaction just now, Jin turned his eyes and smiled maliciously, "But when I finish wearing these underwear, they will be stretched... Tsk, you really wear them." No."
"..."
The blue veins on his forehead began to show his presence, and a standard smirk appeared on Xi Nian's face: "...This is the largest size. If you think it's too big, you can tie it with a rope." The head can be broken, Blood can be shed, but a man's dignity cannot be lost!
"The biggest size?" Jin Chao shook the brand-new underwear in his hands in disbelief, exposing the lie very shamelessly, "That's it?"
The blue veins on the forehead joined hands with the black lines on the forehead to dance happily to a waltz.
"...Give me back the towel and underwear," Xi Nian ground his molars, "You are going to go to Luo Gaoyang naked!"
After finishing speaking, Xi Nian stretched out his hand and pretended to pull the bath towel on Jin Chao's body, thinking that he would dodge and beg for mercy, but who knew——
Not only did the person in front of him not dodge, he even stretched out his arms in front of him and closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment:
"bring it on!"
Xi Nian: "..."
He understood another truth——
Don't compare your bottom line with Jin Chao's in this area, because... this guy has no bottom line at all.
smile.jpg
Hearing the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Jin Chao was wearing Xi Nian's underwear and Xi Nian's bath towel, and was still lying on Xi Nian's bed... He closed his eyes comfortably, feeling that his life had reached its peak.
until--
Xi Nian's mobile phone by the bed suddenly vibrated.
Since the two established their relationship, Jin Chao has always adhered to a sentence that Jin's mother taught him since he was a child - even two people who are closest should respect their respective privacy space, so even if Xi Nian's mobile phone is often thrown around in front of him, Even if Xi Nian never set a screen lock on his phone... Jin Chao never thought of prying into the secrets of Xi Nian's phone.
But at this time, Jin Chao somehow took Xi Nian's cell phone by some strange and unexpected means.
The screen of the mobile phone did not dim, and the message just received was displayed:
[Senior Xi Qian, how are you doing recently?In fact, I wanted to say hello to you when I met you in the elevator just now, but... because of the previous incident, I really didn't have the courage, so I can only contact you in this way, I hope I didn't cause you any trouble. ——Nok】
Jin Chao: "..."
grass!This idiot jungler again!
As soon as Jin Chao saw the inscription, his blood pressure soared to [-]. In his eyes, those three letters were no different from a shit stirrer... No, it was more like a shit stirrer than a shit stirrer!
Fortunately, I glanced at my phone on a whim, otherwise... this idiot might not know how to pester Xi Nian!
Jin Chao became more and more angry as he thought about it, and decisively clicked on the reply interface of the message. His fingers were so strong that he could almost shatter the screen. However, just when he was about to send a large number of Zaan greetings that he typed quickly, his movements stopped—— —
No, these words can't do any harm to this idiot jungler except for letting himself breathe a sigh of relief. Even if he is this idiot jungler, not only will he not let go after receiving this text message, but it may even get worse... …
Jin Chao was so upset, he felt that he had to think of a way to make this idiot jungler give up by himself!
A text message with only a few dozen words was read by Jin Chao countless times. He typed in the reply column again and again, and deleted it again and again... Jin Chao has never been so entangled in his life. It's not like sending threatening text messages to your rival, but studying how to confess your love to your sweetheart...
As soon as this idea popped up, Jin Chao felt bad.
"Fuck! What is Lao Tzu talking to him about here?" Jin Chao impatiently grabbed a handful of his thorny hair, "It would be good to ask this idiot out for a beating..."
Before he could finish talking to himself, the mobile phone in his hand was taken away by a hand suddenly stretched out from behind, and at the same time, there was a sinister voice grinding his teeth:
"Who are you going to fight with, you idiot?"
Jin Chao: "..."
It’s over.
……
When Xi Nian opened the door after taking a shower, he was still a little cautious, for fear that someone would "ambush" him outside the door, such as giving him a bear hug or something as soon as he came out... In the end, when Xi Nian really pushed the door open, he found himself I really think too much——
Because someone not only did not squat at the door of the bathroom, but was still sitting beside the bed thousands of miles away from the bathroom, playing with his mobile phone with his head down.
He was so focused that the sound of the bathroom door opening didn't make him even look back.
...Is the mobile phone so fun?
Xi Nian felt a little unspeakably awkward, so holding his breath without making a sound, he walked up to someone who was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, and saw the mobile phone that had attracted all his attention at a glance... is white.
Xi Nian: "..."
Oh wow.
I still play on my phone.
smile.jpg
He reached out and pulled his phone back decisively, and successfully watched the process of someone's face changing from annoyance to surprise to dullness to despair...
wonderful!
"Year, year after year..." Jin Chao "had a guilty conscience" and stammered a greeting but couldn't say a word.
"While I'm not here, check my phone..." Xi Nian's sharp eyes fell on the face of Jin Chao who was standing up nervously in front of him, "Jin Chao, you are fine."
"Niannian! You, you, listen to my explanation!" Jin Chao scratched his ears anxiously, regretting his behavior of looking at Xi Nian's mobile phone for a while, "I really didn't mean to look at it. I was lying on your bed at the time The phone on the bedside table suddenly rang..."
"Then my phone jumped up and stuffed it in your hand, do you insist on looking at it?" Xi Nian's tone was very calm.
"No, no..." Jin Chao wanted to slap himself for speaking just now.
The more he wanted to explain his behavior more openly, the more incoherent he became. After struggling for a long time, he finally wiped his face and decided to tell the truth: "...I didn't know what was wrong at the time, just, I was just very curious, But I really just wanted to take a look at that time! Absolutely no intention of flipping through your phone! I swear!"
Xi Nian didn't speak, but raised his chin slightly to signal him to continue.
"Then, then I saw that the message was sent by that idiot jungler. Hey, I'm so angry!" Even though he had reached the stage of admitting his mistake, when it came to this message, Jin Chao still couldn't get angry Come on, I feel more and more that the culprit is that idiot jungler who has nothing to do to harass other people's boyfriends!
"...idiot jungler?" Isn't that yourself?
"It's that idiot jungler from TR who has been harassing you and causing us to quarrel before!" The volume rose sharply.
"Oh, Nok..." Xi Nian suddenly realized, and then changed the topic, "Why are you so loud? Can people who have done something wrong still attack me?"
"...I'm sorry." The volume dropped sharply.
Xi Young snorted and ignored him, but looked down at his phone.
——He would like to see what message the "stupid jungler" who made Jin Chao worry about and explode at any point sent him.
After Xi Nian read the text message with only a few dozen characters, there were only two words in his mind:
That's it?
Then look at the message that Jin Chao hasn't had time to send in the reply column:
[12:30, the hotel gym, if you are a man, come. ——You face your father]
Xi Nian: "..."
He reached out to delete that line of words, then re-entered a line of words almost without a pause, clicked send, and then raised the phone in front of Jin Chao: "Are you relieved this time?"
Jin Chao raised his head subconsciously, and the message reply interface was displayed on the phone screen——
[With Jin Chao by my side, I have been fine all the time, thank you for your concern. 】
……
Seeing someone staring at the screen in shock, his eyes widened...Xi Nian raised the corners of his mouth proudly, but before the pride lasted for three seconds, a strong force hit him like a storm!
Xi Nian felt dizzy for a while, and when he came to his senses——
He has been firmly pressed on the bed.
The author has something to say: 1800 words will be sent later (you understand), and the way to obtain it is in the author's column introduction.
I will be on a business trip tomorrow, please take a leave in advance, and update normally the day after tomorrow _(:з」∠)_
感谢在2021-02-2711:27:10~2021-02-2817:29:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 480300651;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Changji hand in hand 5 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Come out after taking a shower without putting on any clothes... Is that why you want to generate revenue for Yunchong's hospital?"
Jin Chao originally thought that Xi Nian would be shy when he saw himself naked... at least 5 minutes!But he never expected Xi Nian's reaction to be so calm...so calm that he doubted his life——
Is his eight-pack not attractive enough or his xx not enough?
Seeing that he was just holding the towel in a daze, Xi Nian didn't intend to cover a certain part that was about to move... Couldn't help but urge: "Don't you put on the towel? If you have a fever in the middle of the night, I won't take you Go to the hospital!"
"Oh..." Jin Chao replied disappointedly, and then covered his body with a large towel in a dull manner, "Then can you lend me a pair of underwear? My suitcase accidentally left in Luo Gaoyang's room. "
"Why is your suitcase in Luo..." Halfway through the question, Xi Nian suddenly remembered something——
When the coach assigned rooms in the evening, wasn't Yu Happy the roommate who arranged for him?Why is it Jin Chao now?
But this kind of question can be answered by thinking about it with your toes... After all, who would dare to forcefully change rooms with "team tyrant" Jin Chao?
Xi Nian narrowed his eyes slightly: "I don't think your suitcase left in Luo Gaoyang's room, but—"
"Are you in my room with AD?"
Jin Chao: "..."
"Why are you and the ad?" Jin Chao was extremely annoyed at the words in Xi Nian's words, "I'm right with you!"
"...Are you selectively forgetting how the coach assigned rooms?" Your head hurts.
"That's because the coach made a mistake! I'm trying to set things right!" The voice sounded confident.
Xi Nian: "..."
He finally understood a truth——
Don't reason with Jin Chao when he doesn't want to reason, because it's meaningless... oh, except to piss yourself off.
smile.jpg
"So can you lend me a pair of underwear?" The voice that was confident one second became pitiful the next.
"..."
Xi Nian completely lost his temper, and took out a pair of brand new underwear from the suitcase that he hadn't packed yet and handed it to him: "...don't have to return it."
"Hey, why are you so embarrassed?" Thinking of Xi Nian's overly calm reaction just now, Jin turned his eyes and smiled maliciously, "But when I finish wearing these underwear, they will be stretched... Tsk, you really wear them." No."
"..."
The blue veins on his forehead began to show his presence, and a standard smirk appeared on Xi Nian's face: "...This is the largest size. If you think it's too big, you can tie it with a rope." The head can be broken, Blood can be shed, but a man's dignity cannot be lost!
"The biggest size?" Jin Chao shook the brand-new underwear in his hands in disbelief, exposing the lie very shamelessly, "That's it?"
The blue veins on the forehead joined hands with the black lines on the forehead to dance happily to a waltz.
"...Give me back the towel and underwear," Xi Nian ground his molars, "You are going to go to Luo Gaoyang naked!"
After finishing speaking, Xi Nian stretched out his hand and pretended to pull the bath towel on Jin Chao's body, thinking that he would dodge and beg for mercy, but who knew——
Not only did the person in front of him not dodge, he even stretched out his arms in front of him and closed his eyes with a look of enjoyment:
"bring it on!"
Xi Nian: "..."
He understood another truth——
Don't compare your bottom line with Jin Chao's in this area, because... this guy has no bottom line at all.
smile.jpg
Hearing the sound of water coming from the bathroom, Jin Chao was wearing Xi Nian's underwear and Xi Nian's bath towel, and was still lying on Xi Nian's bed... He closed his eyes comfortably, feeling that his life had reached its peak.
until--
Xi Nian's mobile phone by the bed suddenly vibrated.
Since the two established their relationship, Jin Chao has always adhered to a sentence that Jin's mother taught him since he was a child - even two people who are closest should respect their respective privacy space, so even if Xi Nian's mobile phone is often thrown around in front of him, Even if Xi Nian never set a screen lock on his phone... Jin Chao never thought of prying into the secrets of Xi Nian's phone.
But at this time, Jin Chao somehow took Xi Nian's cell phone by some strange and unexpected means.
The screen of the mobile phone did not dim, and the message just received was displayed:
[Senior Xi Qian, how are you doing recently?In fact, I wanted to say hello to you when I met you in the elevator just now, but... because of the previous incident, I really didn't have the courage, so I can only contact you in this way, I hope I didn't cause you any trouble. ——Nok】
Jin Chao: "..."
grass!This idiot jungler again!
As soon as Jin Chao saw the inscription, his blood pressure soared to [-]. In his eyes, those three letters were no different from a shit stirrer... No, it was more like a shit stirrer than a shit stirrer!
Fortunately, I glanced at my phone on a whim, otherwise... this idiot might not know how to pester Xi Nian!
Jin Chao became more and more angry as he thought about it, and decisively clicked on the reply interface of the message. His fingers were so strong that he could almost shatter the screen. However, just when he was about to send a large number of Zaan greetings that he typed quickly, his movements stopped—— —
No, these words can't do any harm to this idiot jungler except for letting himself breathe a sigh of relief. Even if he is this idiot jungler, not only will he not let go after receiving this text message, but it may even get worse... …
Jin Chao was so upset, he felt that he had to think of a way to make this idiot jungler give up by himself!
A text message with only a few dozen words was read by Jin Chao countless times. He typed in the reply column again and again, and deleted it again and again... Jin Chao has never been so entangled in his life. It's not like sending threatening text messages to your rival, but studying how to confess your love to your sweetheart...
As soon as this idea popped up, Jin Chao felt bad.
"Fuck! What is Lao Tzu talking to him about here?" Jin Chao impatiently grabbed a handful of his thorny hair, "It would be good to ask this idiot out for a beating..."
Before he could finish talking to himself, the mobile phone in his hand was taken away by a hand suddenly stretched out from behind, and at the same time, there was a sinister voice grinding his teeth:
"Who are you going to fight with, you idiot?"
Jin Chao: "..."
It’s over.
……
When Xi Nian opened the door after taking a shower, he was still a little cautious, for fear that someone would "ambush" him outside the door, such as giving him a bear hug or something as soon as he came out... In the end, when Xi Nian really pushed the door open, he found himself I really think too much——
Because someone not only did not squat at the door of the bathroom, but was still sitting beside the bed thousands of miles away from the bathroom, playing with his mobile phone with his head down.
He was so focused that the sound of the bathroom door opening didn't make him even look back.
...Is the mobile phone so fun?
Xi Nian felt a little unspeakably awkward, so holding his breath without making a sound, he walked up to someone who was concentrating on playing with his mobile phone, and saw the mobile phone that had attracted all his attention at a glance... is white.
Xi Nian: "..."
Oh wow.
I still play on my phone.
smile.jpg
He reached out and pulled his phone back decisively, and successfully watched the process of someone's face changing from annoyance to surprise to dullness to despair...
wonderful!
"Year, year after year..." Jin Chao "had a guilty conscience" and stammered a greeting but couldn't say a word.
"While I'm not here, check my phone..." Xi Nian's sharp eyes fell on the face of Jin Chao who was standing up nervously in front of him, "Jin Chao, you are fine."
"Niannian! You, you, listen to my explanation!" Jin Chao scratched his ears anxiously, regretting his behavior of looking at Xi Nian's mobile phone for a while, "I really didn't mean to look at it. I was lying on your bed at the time The phone on the bedside table suddenly rang..."
"Then my phone jumped up and stuffed it in your hand, do you insist on looking at it?" Xi Nian's tone was very calm.
"No, no..." Jin Chao wanted to slap himself for speaking just now.
The more he wanted to explain his behavior more openly, the more incoherent he became. After struggling for a long time, he finally wiped his face and decided to tell the truth: "...I didn't know what was wrong at the time, just, I was just very curious, But I really just wanted to take a look at that time! Absolutely no intention of flipping through your phone! I swear!"
Xi Nian didn't speak, but raised his chin slightly to signal him to continue.
"Then, then I saw that the message was sent by that idiot jungler. Hey, I'm so angry!" Even though he had reached the stage of admitting his mistake, when it came to this message, Jin Chao still couldn't get angry Come on, I feel more and more that the culprit is that idiot jungler who has nothing to do to harass other people's boyfriends!
"...idiot jungler?" Isn't that yourself?
"It's that idiot jungler from TR who has been harassing you and causing us to quarrel before!" The volume rose sharply.
"Oh, Nok..." Xi Nian suddenly realized, and then changed the topic, "Why are you so loud? Can people who have done something wrong still attack me?"
"...I'm sorry." The volume dropped sharply.
Xi Young snorted and ignored him, but looked down at his phone.
——He would like to see what message the "stupid jungler" who made Jin Chao worry about and explode at any point sent him.
After Xi Nian read the text message with only a few dozen characters, there were only two words in his mind:
That's it?
Then look at the message that Jin Chao hasn't had time to send in the reply column:
[12:30, the hotel gym, if you are a man, come. ——You face your father]
Xi Nian: "..."
He reached out to delete that line of words, then re-entered a line of words almost without a pause, clicked send, and then raised the phone in front of Jin Chao: "Are you relieved this time?"
Jin Chao raised his head subconsciously, and the message reply interface was displayed on the phone screen——
[With Jin Chao by my side, I have been fine all the time, thank you for your concern. 】
……
Seeing someone staring at the screen in shock, his eyes widened...Xi Nian raised the corners of his mouth proudly, but before the pride lasted for three seconds, a strong force hit him like a storm!
Xi Nian felt dizzy for a while, and when he came to his senses——
He has been firmly pressed on the bed.
The author has something to say: 1800 words will be sent later (you understand), and the way to obtain it is in the author's column introduction.
I will be on a business trip tomorrow, please take a leave in advance, and update normally the day after tomorrow _(:з」∠)_
感谢在2021-02-2711:27:10~2021-02-2817:29:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 480300651;
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Changji hand in hand 5 bottles;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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