Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]
Chapter 119 Twist 119
"what?!"
"You said that brat Jin Chao likes men??!!"
The sound that resounded through the sky exploded in Mu Jin's ears. The power was like a tractor with full horsepower running over her cochlea, which made her ears "buzzing". She rubbed the position under her ears, After finally maintaining the elegance that he had maintained for nearly 50 years, he said unhurriedly: "Don't be so loud, the hired workers on the pond haven't left work yet."
Jin's father just cleared the landmine that "his wife has awakened to homosexuality after 23 years, six months and seven days of marriage with him", and the next second received "Although the wife is not, but the son is gay" The ultimate bomb... The ups and downs of the mood can't be said to be like a roller coaster, but comparable to a bungee jumping hundreds of meters above the ground!
He clutched his chest, wobbly touched the chair and sat down, with a trembling voice: "...Quick, give it quickly, get me quick-acting, quick-acting to save my heart... ouch!"
Before the word "pill" of "Suxiao Jiuxin Pill" fell, he received a slap on the forehead that was not light or heavy——
"Come on," Jin's mother picked up a few books on the floor and put them back on the table, "Did you forget the comprehensive physical examination you just had last week? The doctor said you are healthier than young people in their 30s and [-]s. Stronger than a cow... and a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill?"
Father Jin: "..."
Faced with Jin's mother's merciless dismantling, Jin's father didn't dare to refute, so he could only bb in a low voice: "...Is this the point?"
"Huh?" The tone was a little dangerous.
Father Jin sat up straight subconsciously, with a righteous face on his face: "I didn't say anything!"
Mother Jin glared at him angrily, and couldn't help laughing.
But the laughter didn't last long, and was soon replaced by sighs.
Jin's mother sat down beside Jin's father, resting her head on the shoulder that she had leaned on for more than 20 years, which gave her an infinite sense of security: "...Why did he choose such a road?"
"Hmph," Jin's father snorted coldly, "I think he owes a beating! When he comes back, just give him a beating!"
Hearing such unseemly words, Jin's mother suddenly stopped leaning on her shoulders: "Is there anyone like you who is a father? The child is in trouble, and you don't want to help him, but want to beat him? I think it's better to treat yourself first. Let's have a fight!"
Father Jin: "..."
Jin's father was not convinced: "Didn't this brat choose this difficulty himself? Could it be that I pressured him to make him like men? Tsk, if you want me to say, you dote on him too much!"
He kept talking more and more, without noticing the dark clouds around him: "Back when he said he didn't want to study, you agreed that he didn't want to study; Spoil him so lawlessly that he can even do things like liking men!"
"Oh—then according to your opinion, how should children be educated?"
Jin's mother's voice was extremely soft, and it made Jin's father feel flustered and didn't know where he was.
"Of course a filial son is born under the stick!" Jin's father slapped his thigh suddenly, "Children should obey their parents. After all, parents are people who have experienced it. How can they still harm their children..."
However, before Father Jin could finish his words, he heard a light voice from beside him:
"You're right, I should have listened to my father and married that son of the Luo family."
Father Jin: "..."
"Is that what you mean, Jin Yuandao?" Jin's mother smiled more and more kindly, and called Jin's father's full name once in 800 years. Go pack your things and book the nearest flight back..."
Jin's father was terrified when he heard that, and the moment Jin's mother stood up, he quickly grabbed her sleeve: "I was wrong, I was wrong, my wife, I was really wrong!"
"Really wrong?"
"It's really wrong!"
"Okay," Jin mother smiled and pointed to the pile of books on the table, "If you are really sincere, write a research report on homosexuality based on these reference books, no less than 3 words, and you must be specific from all angles. Analysis, as for the deadline... Leave it to me before next Friday."
Father Jin: "..."
Forget it, if you can't bear it, you can make a big mess, and at worst, you can copy it from the Internet...
"By the way, don't think about copying it online, I will use HowNet to check for plagiarism."
Father Jin: "..."
Seeing a self-inflicted person stunned on the spot with a dull face, Mother Jin stood up in satisfaction, straightened the wrinkles on the skirt, picked up the vase with two pruned osmanthus branches on the table, and gave it to her. Shi Ran walked upstairs.
Although the framing incident has passed, and the follow-up will be handed over to coach Mo Qi to continue to follow up in an orderly manner, but the turmoil on the Internet has never stopped, and most netizens are not even concerned about the two exposed culprits. And on...Xi Nian's body.
A young, highly skilled and promising e-sports star player.
The appearance can easily beat the traffic of fresh meat in the entertainment industry.
as well as,
High-profile public out.
Among these three qualities, even if a person occupies only one of them, he can become a frequent visitor of the hot search and a "darling" of marketing accounts... Not to mention, Xi Nian has all three of them.
then--
Jin Chaoyi opened the live broadcast:
[Can't the gay support in the team start the live broadcast? 】
[I'm also a male, male orientation, can the anchor introduce me to the assistant [色.jpg]]
[The auxiliary high school period is also too good-looking!Beautiful nude photos prprprpr]
Jin Chao: "..."
The fist is hard.jpg
……
Jin Chaoyi opened Weibo:
[Baguazhu V]: I believe everyone knows about the big melon who came out of the e-sports circle #sexual harassment is false framed is true two days ago. Many people feel sorry for this FL support player who has been framed for four years. The same (chen) love (mi) and (mei) not (mao) flat [狗头.jpg]
Therefore, Zhuzhu specially sorted out the photos of all the support players from their debut to the present, and selected 20 beautiful photos from them for everyone to feast their eyes on! ps: The last one is a sex-transformed version~[狗头.jpg]
[Photo 1.jpg][Photo 2.jpg]...[Photo 20.jpg]
Jin Chao didn't understand the meaning of "sexual transformation" at first, until he clicked on the last picture——
In the photo, Xi Nian is wearing an ancient woman's bun, with rouge and lipstick on her face, her eyes closed, and she is sleeping under a peach blossom tree in disheveled clothes...
Probably because the level of the P-picture is not very good, it seems extremely inconsistent, and Jin Chaolei was confused at first.
But soon he stopped thundering, because he found that this photo looked familiar...
Geez, where did you see it?
Jin Chao pondered for a long time before he suddenly realized:
Isn't this the fucking "nude photo" that Xi Nian was framed by that scum surnamed Bai? !
Hey!
Jin Chao was so angry that his hand holding the phone was trembling, and he stared at that Weibo, wanting to crawl over the network cable and beat the person who posted this Weibo to death!
...How could this group of people be so confident and open up other people's wounds as a joke? !
You Shuai had just finished a round of ranking, and was about to pick up a water bottle to drink, when he turned his head and saw a scary dark face next door...
I am!
Does this expression mean to kill? !
You Shuai has accumulated countless experiences of "confrontation" with Jin Chao, and instead of feeling scared when he saw his expression, he felt excited - which little clever ghost made this idiot so wild?
He cleared his throat and asked casually, "Hey, what are you looking at?"
Jin Chao was so angry that he was about to smoke, but when he heard You Shuai's hypocritical voice of "although he tried his best to pretend to be indifferent, he still couldn't hide his gloating", he became even more angry, and he yelled back without thinking:
"Look at your mother!"
You Shuai: "..."
Hehe, since you said you were looking at my mother, then I'm not going to be polite, he thought.
You Shuai lightly stood up from the gaming chair, carefully touched behind Jin Chao, and then looked with his head:
"Damn! You actually look at pictures of sexy beauties behind Niannian's back!"
Jin Chao, who was about to report this Weibo, was so frightened by the sudden voice from above his head that he almost jumped out of his chair: "Are you fucking sick?! It's scary to hide behind...you even peeked at my phone! "
Seeing Jin Chao slap him, You Shuai swiftly dodged three meters away, with an innocent look on his face, "Hey, I can't blame you, it's you who are looking at my mother, so why don't I come over and take a look? "
"...When did I see your mother?" The veins on Jin Chao's forehead popped happily.
Speaking of this, You Shuai became more confident. He imitated the tone of the idiot jungler just now and returned the words exactly:
"Look at your mother!"
After learning, You Shuai spread his hands helplessly: "Look, didn't you say this yourself?"
Jin Chao: "..."
Hey!
"Wait, don't change the subject!" You Shuai looked at Jin Chao with unfriendly eyes, "Say it! Why are you peeking at the photos of sexy beauties behind Niannian's back? Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"God damn sexy beauty..." Jin Chao was angry and speechless, one head became two big, he was afraid that You Shuai would really talk nonsense to Xi Nian later, so he simply handed the phone forward, "Yourself look!"
You Shuai gave him a suspicious look, as if wondering why this guy was so talkative today, and then decisively took the phone over - he couldn't let this idiot jungler mess around behind Xi Nian's back!
The photo of the "sexy beauty" was still displayed on the phone screen, but You Shuai took a closer look——
"...Damn! Why are these marketing accounts so wicked!"
After several months of "confrontation", Jin Chao and You Shuai finally reached an agreement on the point that "the marketing accounts that maliciously spread photos of Xi Nian on the Internet are all orphans".
However, the "agreement" was maintained for less than 10 minutes, and the two had another disagreement——
"...Is it useful to report? I think it's better to take screenshots and leave evidence. The lawyer will write to the court to see one-stop." You Shuai touched his chin.
"I don't know if the report will be useful, but will your 'one-stop' get results in a year or so? Do you know that soldiers are expensive and fast?" Jin Chao rolled his eyes.
"Forget it, forget it, grab it with both hands, report it first, and then take a screenshot and leave it for the manager to deal with."
"That's the only way to go," Jin Chao let out a heavy breath, "Fuck! It would be great if there was more exciting news in these two days, and these leeches would not just stare at Xi Nian to suck blood. "
Jin Chao just complained casually, but a "wonderful" idea came to You Shuai's mind:
"Hey, I have a solution..."
Xi Nian is used to going back to his room to take a shower before training at night, and today is no exception.
He left the room after taking a shower, and as soon as he reached the stairs, he bumped into Manager Huangfu who hurried down from the third floor.
"Manager, are you alright?" Xi Nian asked casually after picking up Manager Huangfu who almost fell over.
"It's fine now, but something will happen soon!" Manager Huangfu's baby face was faintly blue.
Xi Nian: "?"
...It didn't hit so hard, did it?
After Manager Huangfu finished speaking, he realized that he was a little bit angry and innocent, and forced a smile: "I'm talking about the one in the team who doesn't make you worry, not about you, don't get me wrong."
In the team?
Xi Nian was a little curious: "What happened?"
Anyway, there is no need to hide this matter...it can't be hidden, Huangfu took a deep breath, and simply handed the mobile phone in his palm to Xi Nian: "...you can see for yourself."
What is displayed on the screen is a Weibo——
[You look at your father]: Does it look good?
[photo.jpg]
The person in the photo is Jin Chao. He is wearing a white shirt, but none of the buttons are buttoned up. The clothes are half closed, and you can vaguely see the outline of the chest muscles and the wheat-colored eight-pack abs, and then... …smooth and beautiful lines end up disappearing in the half-zip waistband of the jeans.
It cannot be said that the posture has nothing to do with Xi Nian's exposed "nude photo", it can only be said that it is exactly the same.
Xi Nian: "..."
The author has something to say: Ah Chao: Finally, there is a couple photo with Nian Nian!proud face.jpg
Every year: ...
"You said that brat Jin Chao likes men??!!"
The sound that resounded through the sky exploded in Mu Jin's ears. The power was like a tractor with full horsepower running over her cochlea, which made her ears "buzzing". She rubbed the position under her ears, After finally maintaining the elegance that he had maintained for nearly 50 years, he said unhurriedly: "Don't be so loud, the hired workers on the pond haven't left work yet."
Jin's father just cleared the landmine that "his wife has awakened to homosexuality after 23 years, six months and seven days of marriage with him", and the next second received "Although the wife is not, but the son is gay" The ultimate bomb... The ups and downs of the mood can't be said to be like a roller coaster, but comparable to a bungee jumping hundreds of meters above the ground!
He clutched his chest, wobbly touched the chair and sat down, with a trembling voice: "...Quick, give it quickly, get me quick-acting, quick-acting to save my heart... ouch!"
Before the word "pill" of "Suxiao Jiuxin Pill" fell, he received a slap on the forehead that was not light or heavy——
"Come on," Jin's mother picked up a few books on the floor and put them back on the table, "Did you forget the comprehensive physical examination you just had last week? The doctor said you are healthier than young people in their 30s and [-]s. Stronger than a cow... and a quick-acting heart-rescuing pill?"
Father Jin: "..."
Faced with Jin's mother's merciless dismantling, Jin's father didn't dare to refute, so he could only bb in a low voice: "...Is this the point?"
"Huh?" The tone was a little dangerous.
Father Jin sat up straight subconsciously, with a righteous face on his face: "I didn't say anything!"
Mother Jin glared at him angrily, and couldn't help laughing.
But the laughter didn't last long, and was soon replaced by sighs.
Jin's mother sat down beside Jin's father, resting her head on the shoulder that she had leaned on for more than 20 years, which gave her an infinite sense of security: "...Why did he choose such a road?"
"Hmph," Jin's father snorted coldly, "I think he owes a beating! When he comes back, just give him a beating!"
Hearing such unseemly words, Jin's mother suddenly stopped leaning on her shoulders: "Is there anyone like you who is a father? The child is in trouble, and you don't want to help him, but want to beat him? I think it's better to treat yourself first. Let's have a fight!"
Father Jin: "..."
Jin's father was not convinced: "Didn't this brat choose this difficulty himself? Could it be that I pressured him to make him like men? Tsk, if you want me to say, you dote on him too much!"
He kept talking more and more, without noticing the dark clouds around him: "Back when he said he didn't want to study, you agreed that he didn't want to study; Spoil him so lawlessly that he can even do things like liking men!"
"Oh—then according to your opinion, how should children be educated?"
Jin's mother's voice was extremely soft, and it made Jin's father feel flustered and didn't know where he was.
"Of course a filial son is born under the stick!" Jin's father slapped his thigh suddenly, "Children should obey their parents. After all, parents are people who have experienced it. How can they still harm their children..."
However, before Father Jin could finish his words, he heard a light voice from beside him:
"You're right, I should have listened to my father and married that son of the Luo family."
Father Jin: "..."
"Is that what you mean, Jin Yuandao?" Jin's mother smiled more and more kindly, and called Jin's father's full name once in 800 years. Go pack your things and book the nearest flight back..."
Jin's father was terrified when he heard that, and the moment Jin's mother stood up, he quickly grabbed her sleeve: "I was wrong, I was wrong, my wife, I was really wrong!"
"Really wrong?"
"It's really wrong!"
"Okay," Jin mother smiled and pointed to the pile of books on the table, "If you are really sincere, write a research report on homosexuality based on these reference books, no less than 3 words, and you must be specific from all angles. Analysis, as for the deadline... Leave it to me before next Friday."
Father Jin: "..."
Forget it, if you can't bear it, you can make a big mess, and at worst, you can copy it from the Internet...
"By the way, don't think about copying it online, I will use HowNet to check for plagiarism."
Father Jin: "..."
Seeing a self-inflicted person stunned on the spot with a dull face, Mother Jin stood up in satisfaction, straightened the wrinkles on the skirt, picked up the vase with two pruned osmanthus branches on the table, and gave it to her. Shi Ran walked upstairs.
Although the framing incident has passed, and the follow-up will be handed over to coach Mo Qi to continue to follow up in an orderly manner, but the turmoil on the Internet has never stopped, and most netizens are not even concerned about the two exposed culprits. And on...Xi Nian's body.
A young, highly skilled and promising e-sports star player.
The appearance can easily beat the traffic of fresh meat in the entertainment industry.
as well as,
High-profile public out.
Among these three qualities, even if a person occupies only one of them, he can become a frequent visitor of the hot search and a "darling" of marketing accounts... Not to mention, Xi Nian has all three of them.
then--
Jin Chaoyi opened the live broadcast:
[Can't the gay support in the team start the live broadcast? 】
[I'm also a male, male orientation, can the anchor introduce me to the assistant [色.jpg]]
[The auxiliary high school period is also too good-looking!Beautiful nude photos prprprpr]
Jin Chao: "..."
The fist is hard.jpg
……
Jin Chaoyi opened Weibo:
[Baguazhu V]: I believe everyone knows about the big melon who came out of the e-sports circle #sexual harassment is false framed is true two days ago. Many people feel sorry for this FL support player who has been framed for four years. The same (chen) love (mi) and (mei) not (mao) flat [狗头.jpg]
Therefore, Zhuzhu specially sorted out the photos of all the support players from their debut to the present, and selected 20 beautiful photos from them for everyone to feast their eyes on! ps: The last one is a sex-transformed version~[狗头.jpg]
[Photo 1.jpg][Photo 2.jpg]...[Photo 20.jpg]
Jin Chao didn't understand the meaning of "sexual transformation" at first, until he clicked on the last picture——
In the photo, Xi Nian is wearing an ancient woman's bun, with rouge and lipstick on her face, her eyes closed, and she is sleeping under a peach blossom tree in disheveled clothes...
Probably because the level of the P-picture is not very good, it seems extremely inconsistent, and Jin Chaolei was confused at first.
But soon he stopped thundering, because he found that this photo looked familiar...
Geez, where did you see it?
Jin Chao pondered for a long time before he suddenly realized:
Isn't this the fucking "nude photo" that Xi Nian was framed by that scum surnamed Bai? !
Hey!
Jin Chao was so angry that his hand holding the phone was trembling, and he stared at that Weibo, wanting to crawl over the network cable and beat the person who posted this Weibo to death!
...How could this group of people be so confident and open up other people's wounds as a joke? !
You Shuai had just finished a round of ranking, and was about to pick up a water bottle to drink, when he turned his head and saw a scary dark face next door...
I am!
Does this expression mean to kill? !
You Shuai has accumulated countless experiences of "confrontation" with Jin Chao, and instead of feeling scared when he saw his expression, he felt excited - which little clever ghost made this idiot so wild?
He cleared his throat and asked casually, "Hey, what are you looking at?"
Jin Chao was so angry that he was about to smoke, but when he heard You Shuai's hypocritical voice of "although he tried his best to pretend to be indifferent, he still couldn't hide his gloating", he became even more angry, and he yelled back without thinking:
"Look at your mother!"
You Shuai: "..."
Hehe, since you said you were looking at my mother, then I'm not going to be polite, he thought.
You Shuai lightly stood up from the gaming chair, carefully touched behind Jin Chao, and then looked with his head:
"Damn! You actually look at pictures of sexy beauties behind Niannian's back!"
Jin Chao, who was about to report this Weibo, was so frightened by the sudden voice from above his head that he almost jumped out of his chair: "Are you fucking sick?! It's scary to hide behind...you even peeked at my phone! "
Seeing Jin Chao slap him, You Shuai swiftly dodged three meters away, with an innocent look on his face, "Hey, I can't blame you, it's you who are looking at my mother, so why don't I come over and take a look? "
"...When did I see your mother?" The veins on Jin Chao's forehead popped happily.
Speaking of this, You Shuai became more confident. He imitated the tone of the idiot jungler just now and returned the words exactly:
"Look at your mother!"
After learning, You Shuai spread his hands helplessly: "Look, didn't you say this yourself?"
Jin Chao: "..."
Hey!
"Wait, don't change the subject!" You Shuai looked at Jin Chao with unfriendly eyes, "Say it! Why are you peeking at the photos of sexy beauties behind Niannian's back? Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"God damn sexy beauty..." Jin Chao was angry and speechless, one head became two big, he was afraid that You Shuai would really talk nonsense to Xi Nian later, so he simply handed the phone forward, "Yourself look!"
You Shuai gave him a suspicious look, as if wondering why this guy was so talkative today, and then decisively took the phone over - he couldn't let this idiot jungler mess around behind Xi Nian's back!
The photo of the "sexy beauty" was still displayed on the phone screen, but You Shuai took a closer look——
"...Damn! Why are these marketing accounts so wicked!"
After several months of "confrontation", Jin Chao and You Shuai finally reached an agreement on the point that "the marketing accounts that maliciously spread photos of Xi Nian on the Internet are all orphans".
However, the "agreement" was maintained for less than 10 minutes, and the two had another disagreement——
"...Is it useful to report? I think it's better to take screenshots and leave evidence. The lawyer will write to the court to see one-stop." You Shuai touched his chin.
"I don't know if the report will be useful, but will your 'one-stop' get results in a year or so? Do you know that soldiers are expensive and fast?" Jin Chao rolled his eyes.
"Forget it, forget it, grab it with both hands, report it first, and then take a screenshot and leave it for the manager to deal with."
"That's the only way to go," Jin Chao let out a heavy breath, "Fuck! It would be great if there was more exciting news in these two days, and these leeches would not just stare at Xi Nian to suck blood. "
Jin Chao just complained casually, but a "wonderful" idea came to You Shuai's mind:
"Hey, I have a solution..."
Xi Nian is used to going back to his room to take a shower before training at night, and today is no exception.
He left the room after taking a shower, and as soon as he reached the stairs, he bumped into Manager Huangfu who hurried down from the third floor.
"Manager, are you alright?" Xi Nian asked casually after picking up Manager Huangfu who almost fell over.
"It's fine now, but something will happen soon!" Manager Huangfu's baby face was faintly blue.
Xi Nian: "?"
...It didn't hit so hard, did it?
After Manager Huangfu finished speaking, he realized that he was a little bit angry and innocent, and forced a smile: "I'm talking about the one in the team who doesn't make you worry, not about you, don't get me wrong."
In the team?
Xi Nian was a little curious: "What happened?"
Anyway, there is no need to hide this matter...it can't be hidden, Huangfu took a deep breath, and simply handed the mobile phone in his palm to Xi Nian: "...you can see for yourself."
What is displayed on the screen is a Weibo——
[You look at your father]: Does it look good?
[photo.jpg]
The person in the photo is Jin Chao. He is wearing a white shirt, but none of the buttons are buttoned up. The clothes are half closed, and you can vaguely see the outline of the chest muscles and the wheat-colored eight-pack abs, and then... …smooth and beautiful lines end up disappearing in the half-zip waistband of the jeans.
It cannot be said that the posture has nothing to do with Xi Nian's exposed "nude photo", it can only be said that it is exactly the same.
Xi Nian: "..."
The author has something to say: Ah Chao: Finally, there is a couple photo with Nian Nian!proud face.jpg
Every year: ...
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