[Tutorial] Self-indulgence

The rest day was supposed to be a fun day for Sawada Tsunayoshi, but for some reason it became a day of misery.

Tsunayoshi Sawada sat at the desk, looking at the culprit who caused all this with a blank expression.

If it wasn't for this little baby, he would probably be in the amusement hall or some shopping mall on Bingsheng Street now.

"It's time." As if not paying attention to his gaze, the baby-shaped mafia pressed the stopwatch in his hand and took the homework in front of him from the table. "Well, all but one question is correct."

That kind of thing is of course...

He complained in his heart, and at the same time called Zero's name without expecting it.

Still no response, since that incident on Friday, that person has been completely unresponsive...

[No response...like a corpse...]

[Didn't you talk!Besides, which animation is that speech from? Hey! ]

Occasionally, he will respond a little bit like now, but more often he calls a certain name in his heart like a fool but gets no answer.

The strange thing is that he never tires of this behavior even if he doesn't get an answer.

"Ugh." Reborn, who was staring at his homework, suddenly snorted.Then there was an explosion that shook the house.

The weight of the bomb was just the right amount for him to feel pain and not hurt much, but even that was enough to throw him in limbo for a while.

"Didn't it mean that only one question was wrong?!" He wiped off the ashes on his body, and shouted at the mafia in extreme embarrassment, and then through the open window, he saw a child holding a grenade squatting on the opposite branch.

[...Oh, the ten-year rocket launcher is delivered to the door. ] Zero's voice suddenly sounded, and the tone had almost come out of the shadows.

[Hmm...] He thought for a while and decided that it's better not to ask about other things, and let him forget about that matter over time. [Then last time...]

[Last time...ah, there was no response...just like a corpse...]

[I mean the last time I talked about using a ten-year rocket launcher to travel to ten years later! ! ]

He was somewhat weak, but it was the first time he found that Zero was sometimes inexplicably funny.

[ah…?oh oh!You said that, anyway, whether it's coaxing (cheat) or taking care of children, I'm good at it. ]

[You seem to have said something strange just now...]

[That’s not the case, Gang, you have to trust me, Gang. ]

Usually that person will repeat his name many times at the end of the sentence, which proves that the person is definitely guessed and guilty. [...Aha, whatever...] He sighed silently, then pointed to the kid in the cow costume. "Reborn, this kid seems to be targeting you."

In fact, I knew it without saying it, because after the child stood firmly on the tree, he yelled such strange words as "Reborn! Take your life!" and then threw the grenade over.

However, the thrown grenade was swung away by Reborn with his homework book, and even the whole person put on a state of ignorance, completely ignored the child and kicked him. "Hurry up and finish the rest of the questions."

He hugged his sore leg and screamed, but he still had time to watch the child get hit by the grenade that Reborn swung back, and then fell from the tree.

In fact, it can't be said that he still has the energy to take care of other things, it's just because Reborn kicked him with a powerful blow, and when he cried out the pain, half of the pain was actually shared by others.

When he shouted for pain, his mind was quiet, and the only thing he could feel that that person was also in pain was the small voice that seemed to come from hell, shouting something like Tzu O.

When he was a child, he knew that that person would occasionally say something he couldn't understand, but most of those words were classified as... swearing.

He rolled his eyes, and then said to Reborn in a serious manner, "Hua grandson." He said it decently, but he didn't know what the other party thought.

[... When did you learn it...] That person's voice sounded a little helpless, but he didn't mean to blame him, [By the way, that word means naughty ghost... Eh, that's not enough to explain it that way. It is also in line with this three-headed body. ]

In the final analysis, it was also because that person often used all kinds of strange-sounding words, and after so many years of immersion, he could barely understand one or two.

[I don't know... You said that you can say this when dealing with ordinary annoying little devils. ] He pretended to be aggrieved and told her, and then he really heard the person's somewhat frustrated answer.

[Wait, did you just say you were going to blame me? ! ...Ah, it is indeed my fault...]

He lowered his head and slightly bent the corners of his mouth.

Immediately afterwards, the noisy voice of the child from before came from outside the door, and then the child smashed open the unlocked door, and pointed at Reborn with a lot of weapons.

He looked up at Reborn, but the other party didn't pay attention to the child, but looked at him with dark eyes. "...Speaking of which, you have said similar things before...?"

"...This..." He sensitively sensed the bad breath coming from Reborn, but he didn't know what to say to excuse himself.

In the final analysis, it is still a matter of inexperience. If it is that person who is facing this expressionless mafia now, it is estimated that he can make up something now.

[Just don’t say it, don’t say it, I don’t understand it anyway... Unless you use serious Mandarin or Cantonese, it’s possible for him... Trust me... No, trust yourself. ]

After hearing Zero's words, he made up his mind not to say anything, just looking at the ground like this.

Probably because no one paid attention to it, the children who watched the quiet atmosphere at the scene decided not to follow. "Wow wow wow, all of you are ignoring me ah wow wow..." Wow burst into tears, the tears just flowed out without any money, "I am... hiccup... from the Povino family, puff... Master Rambo, ...I'm five years old this year..." Although she was crying, she still didn't forget to introduce her identity, which made people laugh and cry.

At the same time, because of Lanbo's participation, the originally dead atmosphere changed.

"I said you should be quiet..." Probably because the crying sound was too harsh, he couldn't help but walked to Lan Bo's side to touch the fluffy afro, but he didn't expect to be so attracted by the crying mother. Shout out and take Lanbo to play outside, and comfort him along the way.

He never knew what to do to appease children, so he could only start from his own childhood experience.

Go to an amusement park?Shopping in the commercial street?Buy some candy for snacks?

Although it seemed feasible, he forgot to bring money when he went out, so he had to take the child along the river.

[... Help. ]

In the end, he still chose to find that person.

[No sugar, no money, no toys? ]

He nodded sadly.

[That……]

"Wow wow wow wow..." Before he could hear that person's answer, Lan Bo, who was really bored by himself, started crying again.

The completely unbearable high-decibel sound rang in his ears. The only good thing is that he has now walked to an area where there are almost no people, so he doesn't have to worry about others pointing fingers. [Help me quickly... voice...]

Probably because crying was not enough for him, Lan Bo even climbed up his trouser legs.

[That's right, that's why I treat creatures like children...] The man sighed, [Just reach out and hug him, and then say something kind to him so that you don't cry. ]

"It's useful...?" He said the words subconsciously, but he was so annoyed by the crying in his ears that he had to do so. "Uh... don't cry, don't cry..."

"...Well," Lan Bo paused for a while, then turned his head and cried even louder as if he was pushing an inch. "Whoa whoa—"

[What to do! ] He hugged the child in his hand and threw it away, nor did he care about it.

[Anyway, you have to coax him... In this way, let me tell you what you say, and don't stop coaxing him. ]

He nodded hastily.

[Listen,...=L=Emma feels so strange, uh...don't cry, don't cry. ]

The rare soft voice came out of his mind, which surprised him a little, and at the same time, his heart was pounding as if he was being beaten by something.But the trouble in his hand didn't stop, so he had no choice but to ignore it for the time being and concentrate on repeating what that person said.

[The second sentence...it really is super strange, repeating or something.That... don't cry, no one likes you if you cry, it's so ugly. ]

He spoke exactly as he said that sentence, but his words were somewhat stiff.

"Wow... umm... Really, no one will like it?" The crying child suddenly stopped crying, and asked him secretly, squinting his eyes.

He froze for a moment, not knowing how to answer.

[Say, no one will like you if you cry again. ]

"You, if you cry again, no one will like it!" Maybe his tone was too stiff, and his expression was a bit fierce. Lan Bo, who had stopped crying, seemed to have a tendency to cry again.

However, Lan Bo didn't cry any more, but held back well. "...No one really likes it anymore?" The little boy in a cow suit asked him cautiously, the snot from crying before was still hanging on his face, but he paid more attention to what he said than crying.

[Tell him... if you cry again, I don't like you anymore. ]

He was completely stunned now.

He remembered that he had heard these words before.

When he was about the same age as Lanbo, or a little older, once he fell on the road and cried on the spot, no one else could comfort him, and finally the voice in his head slowly overwhelmed him. He reassured.

He was crying like this at that time, and that person told him in the same gentle tone, don't cry, don't cry, if you cry again, no one will like it.

At that time, he also held back his tears so abruptly, and then, like Lan Bo, asked that person a question in a cautious tone.

It's just that what he said was different from what Lanbo said, but said:

Then do you still like me?

At that time the man also said,

If you cry again, I don't like you anymore.

Probably because he didn't respond for a long time, Lan Bo, who had gradually stopped crying, tended to cry again.

"Ah, don't cry... that, that... if you cry again, cry again... no one will really like you anymore!" Although he was a little flustered, he said it in a serious manner. He didn't cry any more, but pulled the corner of his clothes as if he didn't want to leave.

That was pretty much the end of the matter, the only consequence was that from then on, Rambo always liked to cling to him.

Then it was time to go to school as usual, he went out as usual, but was forcefully stuffed with a bottle of drink for no reason.

Because that person has been thinking in his mind that he must not accept things from strangers, so he reflexively pushed the bottle of drink away. Unexpectedly, the bottle of drink fell on the ground and flowed all over the floor. It tasted strange. Oddly enough, even the birds that fly overhead are smothered to the ground by the smell.

The previous person has disappeared.

During the recess, he opened his lunch box with a certain degree of vigilance, and the original delicious meal turned into a strange purple ball.

[I remember that the one who appeared this time was...the sister of so-and-so. ]

[Oh…]

He swallowed his saliva looking at the strange ball, and he couldn't even imagine the taste and fate of eating that ball.

What happened next was similar to what that person once described to him. The woman who claimed to be Biyangqi said something like "I'm waiting for Judaime to be killed...it's a sudden death, and then I'll pick you up, Reborn", that's all He walked away without looking back, while the prison temple was hit hard and fell down.

I learned the reason for his shocked appearance from the mouth of the prison temple, and then it was the cake tasting for the girls in the home economics class.

It would be a lie to say that there is no expectation.

When Yamamoto asked him whose cake he wanted to eat, he was also thinking about the school girl, but before all the girls came over, he was called out.

"Kyoko...?" He came out only to find out that it was Miss Kyoko, so he looked at the goddess Kyoko whom he had a crush on with unparalleled joy, only to find that the other party handed him a small exquisitely decorated box. "Huh?"

"This is the cream puff that Gang Ji-kun asked me to help bring last time. I didn't expect Gang Ji-kun to like to eat cakes too." Saying that, he handed the small gift box in his hand to him.

He was a little at a loss, not knowing whether to continue or not.

[Puffs!Dear, please take it quickly, last time I told Kyoko to bring it for me, and I asked her to give it to you quietly at this time for your face. ]

[...Quietly... If you are found out, you will be in trouble! ]

[Don't worry, I've already convinced Kyoko with the reason that I don't want to be known that boys like to eat cakes, and the weak-type boys who like to eat cakes are super cute, huh? ]

He didn't think there was anything cute here, but he still took the puff from Jingzi's hand. "Thank you, that... I'll go first."

"Well, okay. Will you show Tsunayoshi-kun the cake I made later?"

He froze all over, and finally walked into the classroom with limbs stiff like a puppet, and then watched the girls rush in.

Some people called Yamamoto's name, some called other people's names, and some people called his name, but what he was looking forward to was really...

The cake in Kyoko's hand has been replaced by a strange purple cake with a strange smell.

Kyoko walked towards him, while Yamamoto who was beside him didn't seem to notice at all and even said with great interest that he wanted to eat Kyoko's cake.

"Sure enough... you can't eat it!" Not wanting to see Yamamoto eat this kind of poisonous cake inexplicably, he mustered up the courage to wave away the cake in Yamamoto's hand and the other cake in Kyoko's hand.

As if she didn't expect the other party to do this, Jingzi looked at him completely incomprehensible, "Why..." Her voice trembled a little, and at the same time, she was caught in a dilemma.

[Stupid...] He heard that person's voice, and then felt his consciousness take a back seat.

"Because I don't want others to eat Miss Kyoko's cake." It was the first time he realized that his voice could say such righteous words.

"Eh...? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." At the same time, these words also aroused great repercussions in the class.

[What to do! ] He shouted anxiously, but the other party replied that he had no problem.

He felt himself scratching his hair, glanced at the other girls intentionally or unintentionally, and then turned his head to the side in anger. "Because, that... the boys have many girls who made cakes for them to eat, and there are many girls in Yamamoto who are vying to give him the cake... no one said to hand it to me... so jealous ..." Just as he never thought that he could say those words with confidence, he also didn't expect that he could say such an aggrieved tone.

It was as if he really knocked Kyoko's cake over because no one offered to give him cake.

The boys in the class said Zetian, you are narrow-minded, and others said that there is nothing you can do about it, useless Tsuna, Yamamoto patted him on the shoulder and said, I will give you half of my share, while some girls looked at it with a blush A certain boy, some of them looked like they didn't know whether to give it away, or a few girls shouted, then eat my cake.

Then he felt himself say sorry and thank you for your puffs to Jingzi in a low voice, and then these small things will be revealed once.

[...Great... By the way, if a girl or a boy responds like 'I'll kill you, Sawada', then what do you do, Zero? ] He suddenly remembered this when he was leaving school that evening, and asked her suddenly.

The other party's voice was a little sleepy, but he was barely awake. [...No... Aha, what can I do, at worst, I will retreat to the second line with a hey hey, and let you be shot by the second generation ancestor and explode your shirt. ]

He was speechless.

[By the way, when you have a little time later, ask Lan Bo for a ten-year rocket launcher? ]

[Um. ]

For some reason, he suddenly looked forward to it.

Although Mr. Zero said that she no longer remembered what she looked like, but he vaguely remembered it.

When he was young, he would occasionally see a big sister by his side, probably because of the many times, so he would even draw them with a brush, although now those paintings are just a bunch of messy things that don’t even match the nose and eyes. But he still cherishes it very much.

Now that person's face is covered with a piece of white cloth that she got from some corner of her memory, and when the cloth is lifted off, it's just a ball of white light that completely covers the face, but occasionally it also makes him feel a little strange. The feeling of being watched.

Finding this person boarding... or co-existing in a body with himself from a young age, he's been looked at that way, in good times and bad.

What about the future?

He closed his eyes and imagined for a while, but found that he couldn't think of anything.

So he started running, ran home with all his strength, and found Rambo in the shade of the trees in the courtyard of his house.

"Lanbo, lend me the rocket launcher for ten years..." Because the child was sleeping under a tree, he had no choice but to cut off his voice halfway, and then carefully pulled the rocket launcher out of the exploding head.

He held the bazooka, then looked around. "...Well, what will it look like ten years from now?" He asked in a low voice, but he didn't have time to wait for the answer.

He ran into a place that he could never see in his room on the second floor, and then aimed the rocket at himself.

The feeling of traveling through ten years is a bit strange, but what is even stranger is the person in front of him.

That was the back view of a man he had never seen before.

Who is that?

No one answered.

The author has something to say: I found out that Gang’s perspective is generally a literary fan. How can I break it... _(:з」∠)_ Can you accept it...

Tomorrow...ah no, it should be today, there is no update today!I am the oldest on my birthday, I want to play too... [Lie down]

☆. No one can stop the malice of the universe [main perspective]

I used to think a lot about what would happen to a rocket after ten years of use.

Seriously, I really thought about it.

But who can tell me what's going on with this obviously bigger Gangji?

"...That..." I raised a hand timidly, and at the same time, I looked at my hand unconsciously.

The clothes are the uniforms of Bingsheng Middle School that I was wearing at that time, that's right.

"There are two...Judaime?" The No. [-] bomb boy standing next to No. [-] Tsunakichi said with wide eyes what I wanted to ask. "Why, but... no, who are you? Ten years later, the rocket launcher will not cause the same person from different time and space to appear in the same time and space. Is it the enemy's strategy?"

If it weren't for the terrible and serious expression on Bomb Boy's face ten years later, I really want to applaud and happily say that it was caused by rockets ten years later.

But in the current situation, I can only pretend to be stupid to the end.

"Hey, what are you talking about...wait a minute, is this Mr. Yuji..." I tried to imitate Tsunayoshi's tone and talk to Yuji after ten years, and took a small step back by the way. "And where is this..."

It looked like a super gorgeous meeting room, but compared to Tsunayoshi who was just wearing a school uniform ten years ago, it was really shabby.

"Wait, prison temple." Tsunakichi's weak face when he was young has transformed into a face that can seduce ignorant girls a little bit after ten years, and now he is smiling to stop the ten-year-old who is staring at me viciously · Bastard · Prison Temple. "It shouldn't be the enemy's illusion...but," he tilted his head, looking at me with a harmless look, "it stands to reason that if a person from a different time and space appears in the same time and space, there will be a collapse in that time and space." Bad, but nothing seems to have changed... Now, you know?"

You act like you don’t know and still ask me, someone who doesn’t know… I opened my mouth, and finally decided to swallow the words, but just shook my head.

[Gangji-kun?Kuai begs you to come out and face yourself, hey. ]

No sound.

[...Don't, don't scare me, it's terrible that I don't want to face anything because my grown-up self has become a different look! ]

There is still no sound, or the consciousness that originally belonged to this body seems to have disappeared now.

I think I'm really starting to get uneasy.

Ten years later, Gangji gave me a meaningful look, and then shook his head at ten years later, idiot, prison temple. "This person is indeed me and not someone else who used illusion to disguise, but..." Ten years later, Tsuna suddenly smiled at me when he said this. "Just in case, let the me ten years ago stay here temporarily for 5 minutes. ... Don't worry, I will be with you, 'me' yo." It seems that I will not be harmful, this person even Sitting leisurely on the sofa beside her.

I have to say that the smile just now made my hair stand on end.

I tried to retort that Prison Lord who once let me have the memory of running away, but that guy just showed a hesitant expression, and then nodded in response.

Brother, nod your sister's head!At this time, we should try our best to find out and use reason to let your leader just throw me in any corner!

"That me..." I raised my hand in an attempt to overturn Gangji's decision ten years later, but was forced back by his smile.

"Do you have anything to say?" The young man who felt inexplicably stressful after ten years was smiling at me at this moment, sitting on the single sofa and tapping his index finger on the armrest of the sofa.

I want to say a lot, such as whether you are married, have you lost your exam papers from ten years ago, do you remember the questions for the college entrance examination, and whether the monthly magazine is still published? I want to ask.

But I dare not dare.

"...Then, I'll..." Ten years later, Prison Temple looked at his leader with an uneasy expression, then at me, and finally endured and left the room without saying anything.

...How can I keep you who caused me to have such painful memories.

I tried my best to stand there without moving or speaking, and just looked at the ground like a sculpture.

Then a pair of shiny leather shoes appeared in the field of vision.

When I was lamenting how clean it was, it was not the same as the frizzy, careless image of ten years ago, which didn't stick to the edge, when I was suddenly patted on the shoulder and a weight came over. "...Ten years ago... I was really nervous. There's no need to be afraid. I don't need to do anything to myself."

I faltered and nodded but didn't speak.

Although I want to ask something or say something, but at this time, it is better to stick to the principle of doing less and making less mistakes and not saying anything.

"Well, do you want something to eat? I remember... ah, because I am addicted to coffee now, my previous habits and hobbies are different, what do you want to drink?"

"I……"

"You won't say no to eating, will you?" He put his hand on Tsuna Ji's messy hair, and said to me in a tone that was inclined to kill you if you dare to do so.

This is the first time I made a decision based on myself. If possible, I really want to take a screenshot. "I...I want to see Miss Kyoko..." Tsunayoshi's tone was shy, and at the same time I moved slightly to the side.

He froze for a moment, then nodded.

Watching him go to the big round table to make a phone call, I kept thinking about what this guy Tsuna would say and do, but when he put down the phone ten years later and told me that Kyoko would come later, I resolutely gave up talking, but stood aside silently.

I have been with that kid since he was about four years old, and I can learn a few words from that guy's way of speaking in the past ten years, but because the kid has been with me for too long Too close, according to the general plot, Tsunayoshi Sawada has become another look.

The subtle influence is far-reaching and long-lasting. Although it cannot be said that the child has completely become another me, at least in some aspects, the treatment is not the behavior of the original 14-year-old Tsunayoshi Sawada, but in his own thoughts Kneaded into my thoughts.

Although I tried my best not to interfere with his thinking when he was a child, sometimes he would unconsciously absorb my behavior and thinking methods onto himself...

Although I don't think this is a bad thing, if I act according to the thoughts and behaviors of Tsunayoshi I am familiar with, it may make people have some strange associations. ... If someone accidentally notices my existence, I don't have the ability to resist.

In the final analysis, the rocket launcher did not do its job well ten years later, right?Why didn't Sawada Tsunayoshi be exchanged properly?

"What are you thinking?" He winked at me ten years later, "I always feel that the me ten years ago is different from what I see now."

"...You are also different from what I think..." I pointedly indicated that this didn't explain anything, and took a step back by the way. "...I don't think...it can become like this..." There are some things I didn't say in it, and I will let Tsunaki think about it ten years later.

It's better to say half of what you say than to say everything. People are very accustomed to listening to half of it and then continuing to write subjectively. Unless the young man in front of him, Tsunayoshi Sawada, knows my existence, he will generally not I would think of the fact that there are two consciousnesses in my body.

After hearing this, he smiled wryly, walked to the door and opened the locked door, "I'm sorry, I obviously wanted you to take a rest, but I still called you over."

"No, I should take a good walk now." The voice almost the same as ten years ago came to my ears, and after a while the whole woman came into my sight.

………No response, like a dead body…

no response...like...

Fuck who is this woman with a big belly? !

"Kyo, Kyoko...?" I looked at Tsunayoshi ten years later in disbelief, and the other party put his arms around Kyoko's shoulders as if delighted by the shock on my face, and nodded at me.

...Please deny it!No matter what Kyoko you come up with I won't be surprised but please don't give me a pregnant Kyoko Hey...

Can anyone tell me who this pregnant woman got her belly...!

Although there was a violent storm in my mind, my expression immediately changed from shock to expressionless.

Just insist that this person is not me.

[...Although you are not here now, I still want to say... If we continue to share our bodies in the future, then please be sure to keep the wedding night for yourself. ]

Still no response.

At this moment, I even wanted to ask this young Tsunayoshi about me, but it was only for a moment.

It’s not difficult to imagine the consequences of asking. Anyway, the good and the bad are equally divided, and my foreign existence is definitely the key target, just like the English in the college entrance examination. Like fried.

The best would be to have nothing to do with each other from now on, the worst... Maybe Tsuna's consciousness would be snapped too?Anyway, I don't believe that the second generation ancestor will let me go.

"Huh?" Seeing countless pink smoke suddenly rising around me, I didn't know what to do for a moment, but I immediately realized that this is the moment to return. "...Um,...I, I will do my best." I set my eyes on Kyoko's stomach, and nodded to Tsunayoshi-kun ten years later with a heavy heart.

The other party looked at me and opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything, he didn't even show any embarrassment I thought he would show, but at the moment before his sight was about to be covered by smoke, Tsunaki who was ten years later was facing me He suddenly became very sad, and then turned his head away as if he didn't want to see this scene.

...Well, I don't want to say that, but...

You just don't like my expression at all. Hey, what kind of mentality does a man who will make his stomach grow bigger after ten years put on such an expression for me? Bastard, I...I can play and cry right now!

[Absolutely want to cry you——! ] I was a little angry and silently shouted in my heart, and then I heard the response from the boy I was familiar with.

[zero……? ]

Although I don't know where the other party went in these 5 minutes, I didn't make a sound because I didn't want to pay attention to him because I was too excited, but the other party called me again in a voice that sounded very worrying.

[Zero... you won't disappear, will you?Will you always be by my side like this? ] The voice is like a child who is afraid of abandonment, with a bit of timidity. At the same time, he makes this voice, which makes me want to bully him.

But... before that, let's answer him well.

[I will oh, well... unless forced to separate. ] I said this seriously, and then I heard him exhale in relief.

At the same time, based on the mentality that I will make you unhappy if I am not happy, I added another sentence a little unwillingly.

[You just left me alone to face the woman who was pregnant by you!Brackets mean. ]

He also said something to me at the same time, but because my voice was so loud that I couldn't hear what he said clearly, I just felt the uneasiness in that sentence.

What is he upset about?

The author has something to say: _(:з」∠)_Guess where Tsuna has gone...