my tongue can be cute

Fat Boy looked at Ye Ranyi with a look of respect on his face: "God Erdi, you are a masterpiece. Can you accept me as an apprentice and teach them how to manage hair into a work of art?"

Ye Ranyi didn't have the heart to talk to him, and was anxious to get down to business, but in a panic, he made the slipknot of the rope at both ends of Nestlé into a dead knot, and now it became tighter and tighter.

If he continued to toss, this big living person would have to suffocate to death.

Seeing him, Fat Boy shouted loudly: "Master, let the apprentice come to help you."

Ye Ranyi's handsome face was flushed red, afraid that if he spoke, he would spit out, so he nodded in agreement.

The fat boy was clumsy and couldn't figure it out for a long time.

Ye Ranyi was in a hurry: "Knife, bring the knife!"

Fatty didn't realize it yet: "Master, what are you doing with the knife?"

"Cut."

"What... Master wants to imitate Dongfang Bubai and swing his sword from the palace?" Fat Boy's body jumped up.

"Gong, your mother, bring it." Ye Ranyi couldn't hold back, but couldn't pull it, so he had to hold down his lower abdomen with one hand, otherwise he would be soaked in ammonia water.

So he snatched the key chain from Fat Boy's hand, and opened the knife with a bang: "Help me pull it."

The fat boy shrank his neck: "Master... I can't... dizzy... dizzy with blood."

"Damn, you deserve to be my apprentice even with your virtue." Ye Ranyi held back the pain, and cut the tether twice.

With a bang, flowers and jade were flying, splashing the tall man all over.

Ye Ranyi finally completed the most embarrassing and exciting time in 19 years. He really wanted to use all the adjectives in his head, but he couldn't find the right words, so he finally raised his head and said, "It's cool..."

Fatty looked at Ye Ranyi, and picked up the Nestle on the ground: "Master, a work of art, it's ruined just like that."

Ye Ranyi hadn't figured out who was joking with him, but he actually made himself into this appearance. Hearing Fat Boy's words, he said angrily, "Since it's a work of art, I'll give it to you for collection."

Said walking to the sink.

An incomparably handsome face was reflected in the mirror by the pool, even wearing a hospital gown could not conceal its beauty.

Ye Ranyi pinched her cheek subconsciously, and the shadow in the mirror did the same, confirming that the person in the mirror was herself.

"In this way, I am indeed reborn! I even have a woman's face. I used to look like a woman, but compared with my current face, it is really a sky and a world."

Ye Ranyi smacked his tongue, and suddenly felt something was wrong, and looked at the mirror for a long time, but he didn't find anything unusual.Stretching out his tongue to see, he was almost frightened, the tip of his tongue actually licked his nose.

Ye Ranyi poured some cold water on his face, trying to keep his mind clear, but found that his fingers were as thin as green onions, and the worst thing was that even his nails were long. The woman in the family looked like: "No wonder the dead fat boy just now thought he entered the women's bathroom. Whoever saw this face would probably have such an illusion. No, the first thing to do when I look back is to give this long nails like Lafayette Cixi to you." cut."

"By the way, that person's name is probably Ye Ranyi. Coincidentally, I have almost the same name as him. Did the doctor think I was him?" A mess rolled on the ground, and Ye Ranyi made sense If you don't know, just stop wasting brain cells.

Fatty had already rinsed the Nestle and pulled it hard. The elasticity was very good, and the size could be enlarged at will.

So he looked at Ye Ranyi and said, "Master, are you sure you want to give it to your apprentice? I'll ask someone to order one for me later."

Seeing him chattering endlessly, Ye Ranyi got tired of listening to him: "We can't do anything, and if we go out of this door, you don't know me, and I don't know you either."

"What's the matter, if the apprentice doesn't have you, the master, he will be the poorest orphan in the world." Fat Boy looked bitter as if he had been chopped into dumpling stuffing.

"I said, big brother, I'm not a grass boat, you don't need to keep sending your shit to me!" Ye Ranyi got angry.

This is a mantra of swaying, and Ye Ranyi heard it so much that he blurted it out without thinking.

"Pai Pu, you kid made me like this. If I don't take revenge, my surname will not be Ye." Ye Ranyi recalled all the grievances he had suffered in the past month, and scolded Pai Pu's eighteen generations of ancestors. over and over.

I don’t remember which celebrity said it. The only difference between a friend and an assassin is that the assassin stabs you in the back, and you turn around and say in pain, ah, you are?A friend stabbed you in the back, and you turned around and said in surprise, ah, it was you!

After Ye Ranyi died once, he finally understood the dangers of trusting friends. He looked at his face in the mirror, which was more delicate than before, with a wicked smile on his lips: "Pull, wait, I am coming."