my tongue can be cute

When Yeranyi opened his eyes, he found himself lying on the sick sofa. (Note: CHUANG=sofa)

He moved his body and tried his best to recall everything that happened before. He remembered that in Zuo Si's villa, he was already chewing his tongue to death. Later, he went to a building in a daze, and then there was nothing. Why did he enter the hospital inexplicably?Could it be that Lord Yan, seeing that he died unjustly, wants to heal himself for free and send him back to the world?

While thinking wildly, a young female nurse came in. Seeing Ye Ranyi's arms moving, she said happily: "Finally woke up, you know, you've been lying here for a whole day."

"Where is this place, are you sent by Hades?" Ye Ranyi rubbed his eyes.

"Seeing that you got a stick in the back of the head, you are really sick. Am I that ugly?" The female nurse pulled her face.

"Isn't this the underworld?" Ye Ranyi desperately wanted to know if she was dead or not. Hearing what she said, she felt a faint pain in the back of her head.

"You're still talking nonsense, this is the Intensive Care Unit of Guanghai No. [-] Guangji Hospital." The female nurse laughed.

"Intensive care unit? Doesn't it cost a lot of money? I'm a poor man, but I can't afford the medical bills." Ye Ranyi pulled out the oxygen in his nostrils and got up quickly.

"You don't need to worry about this, your father has prepaid the fee for you, even if you live here for a hundred days, you can't spend it all."

"My father? Are you kidding me? If he can take out an old man's head in his purse, my surname is not Ye. Let's make a bet if I don't accept it." Ye Ranyi grew up in a shantytown, so naturally he has some gambling habits temper.

"Young Master Ye, don't make fun of us." The nurse pulled out the needle from Ye Ranyi's hand, turned around and went out: "Lie down well, the dean will come to see you in person later."

"The dean is probably here to ask for medical expenses. I'd better get out early." Ye Ranyi looked at the nurse's back, thinking secretly.

He vaguely agreed, his feet had already moved to the ground, and seeing the words "Ye Ranyi" written on the sign on the head of the sofa, he thought to himself that the staff in this hospital were really confused, even their own surname was unknown. Mistake.

Ye Ranyi turned the corner and came to the middle of the aisle, where the morning news was playing on the TV.

The female announcer reported with a straight voice: "Yesterday morning, two murders occurred in this city. One was that Zuo Si, the chairman of Xunxiu Group, was found dead in his villa. The cause of death was..."

When the female announcer reached this point, she suddenly stopped and couldn't help laughing.

The male announcer next to him saw that his partner was in trouble, and rushed to the rescue: "Another murder happened in Lingjiao Industrial Zone..."

Ye Ranyi saw the picture of the warehouse on the screen, and suddenly remembered that after his death, his soul seemed to be attached to another deceased.

At this time, Luo Feili appeared on the TV again, and Ye Ranyi was taken aback. Could it be that the stories of rebirth in those film and television dramas happened to her?

He raised his head, and suddenly the female nurse was standing at the door of the elevator, walking towards him.

Ye Ranyi was startled, and hurriedly turned and walked to the other end of the corridor.

The female nurse also saw him, and chased after him: "Hey, why did you run out?"

"I'm going to the toilet." Yeran ran to the toilet at the end of the corridor without turning back.

"Isn't there a toilet in the ward?" The female nurse chased after her.

"I'm not used to it." Ye Ranyi had already entered the toilet.

At this time, a fat boy just walked into the door of the toilet. He looked up and saw Ye Ranyi running in front of him. He looked embarrassed and explained again and again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my eyes are not good. I came to the hospital to see my eyes, but I ran into the woman The toilet is here."

Yeranyi grew up looking like a girl since she was a child, and she was often treated as a girl when she went to the bathroom, and she was used to such situations.

At this time, after hearing Fat Boy's words, I felt amused, so you can go outside and hold back, and you can come in after I get well.

A few seconds later, the fat boy came in again cursing: "Damn, that's right, why did that bitch run into the men's room?"

"Have you ever seen a handsome man? Laozi is a pure man, you take a good look." Ye Ranyi had just hung up two bottles of IV, and when he heard the sound of running water in the toilet, NIAO became interested.

Fat Boy stared at Ye Ranyi's hands without blinking his eyes.

Ye Ranyi glanced away from the corner of his eyes, and saw that Fat Boy was really looking at him so cheaply, and felt uncomfortable, "Don't you have this thing? Today I will let you learn a lot, pee three meters away for you to see, what is it? The power of men."

After waiting for a long time, the expected bubble of urine never disappeared. Suddenly, I felt that my hands were hotter than the top of my head, and a gust of hot urine flowed all over my hands.

Ye Ranyi looked down and was dumbfounded. Only then did she realize that her soft hair had been woven into two butterflies. The most annoying thing was that someone tied a golden Nestle for herself and wrapped her faucet completely. inside.

Ye Ranyi lay dizzy for a whole day, and didn't notice any difference in the feeling in his hands.

This time, the urine was all in the Nestle, and for a while, it was on the pants, everywhere, so embarrassing.

No wonder they keep staring at me. If I see other people doing such tricks down there, how can I be polite, and I will just start to "snap, slap, slap" and pat it like crazy, and it would be strange if I didn't slap the battery of the mobile phone dry.

But now that I smell like urine all over my body, I have to find a way to get out of this predicament quickly.