[Crossing Book] Prince, when will we get divorced?

There were screams like killing a pig one after another in the carriage dedicated to the princess. Obviously the screams were so creepy, but the eyes of the soldiers surrounding the carriage were full of worry.

Li Yuxi touched Xie Yao's shoulder bones expressionlessly, "Didn't you just have a good time?"

With such a big pot covered, Xie Yao felt that he should justify himself, "Am I just playing?! I was killing harm for the people! Ouch! Fuck you! It hurts me to death!"

It turned out that it was Li Yuxi who took advantage of Xie Yao's distraction and pushed hard, pushing the bone back!

Xie Yao's eyes were filled with tears in an instant, and he stared at Li Yuxi stubbornly, "I didn't cry, I was just flowing physiological saline, it ran out by itself!"

"Well, you're not crying, you're pissing."

Xie Yao, "..." This feeling of wanting to cover up made him instantly lose the urge to go back.

Li Yuxi's massage movements are skillful, and the bandage is also very good. Xie Yao felt less pain, and said, "Have all the escaped bandits been chased back?"

"of course."

Xie Yao was suspicious, "How do you know?"

Li Yuxi didn't change his face, "I have ears."

"You mean I didn't?!" Facing Li Zian, Xie Yao couldn't help but see every stitch!

However, he didn't wait for Li Zian to come back this time, and said again: "I really don't have a good ear."

"Zhao Cheng!"

Zhao Cheng's voice sounded immediately: "Crown Princess, what are your orders!"

Xie Yao decided not to let Li Zian regard his place as his own home. He lifted the curtain to reveal Li Yuxi in his car, who was wearing a black dress and covered his face with only a pair of eyes exposed. His slender fingers almost smashed into Li Yuxi His eyes were full of anger: "He! How did he come up here!"

Zhao Cheng looked at the original master who could be recognized at a glance even if he wrapped himself into rice dumplings, and decided... to please the current master first.

"Come up."

Now the master is pissed off.

Fortunately, before the current master died of anger, Zhao Cheng finally recovered his IQ: "He said that he is your friend, Your Highness."

This Li Zian did say so, but Xie Yao still persisted, "If he says that, let him come up? What if next time you see me, it will be my dead body!"

This is absolutely impossible, but Zhao Cheng can't say.

Sandwiched between the crown prince's vest and the crown prince's concubine, Zhao Cheng felt that he could be divided into two halves.

The headache was killing him, Zhao Cheng simply gave up on himself, "Your Highness, it's not that we haven't tried to detain him, the main reason is that this brother is so strong in martial arts, we can't beat him."

If you can't beat him, you have to let him go.

Xie Yao glared at Zhao Cheng several times, "You're right, but luckily I'm not a woman, otherwise you'll just wait to be skinned by your prince!"

He dared to cuckold the prince himself!

Zhao Cheng laughed.

Zhao Yun, who was at the front, saw Zhao Cheng coming over, and seeing his sad face, couldn't help jokingly said: "Is it fun to be sandwiched between the two masters?"

Zhao Cheng said angrily: "You can experience it yourself!"

"I don't want it, who told you to lose the bet."

Yes, Zhao Cheng and Zhao Yun made a bet. Originally, they were supposed to serve Xie Yao alone every day, but they didn't think it was fun, so they added a little excitement.

They bet whether Butler Liang will come or not.

Zhao Cheng bet that Butler Liang would come, but he didn't know how long it would be.However, Zhao Yun bet that Steward Liang would not come because of his intuition.

In the end, it proved that his intuition is really powerful.

Seeing Li Yuxi appearing in front of them in all black, Zhao Chengcheng wanted to regret it.

It's a pity that I can't go back on my word.

Xie Yao waited for Zhao Cheng to leave before saying to Li Yuxi: "Li Zian, since you are so good at martial arts, the Crown Princess allows you to stay."

Li Yuxi chuckled, "Then it is better to be respectful than to obey, and thank the little princess for her kindness."

Xie Yao looked at him, "I think you are quite weird. Didn't you go to kill the prince? What are you doing with me? I'm going to Jun'an City now, and I don't know the Year of the Monkey if I want to go back to the capital. I'll do a better job of killing the prince, so I advise you not to think about it."

"Since you insisted on being my heart-to-heart friend and gave me such a favor jade pendant, I will tell you the truth. The love between the prince and I in front of people is just an illusion, let alone respecting each other as guests, and it would be great if we didn't hate each other. .”

Hearing Xie Yao describe their relationship like this, Li Yuxi's teeth itch a little, wishing to catch him and teach him a lesson!

But now this idea can only be put on hold, after all, they are just "friends" now.

Li Yuxi gritted his teeth and said, "Do you think my purpose of making friends with you is not pure?"

Xie Yao rolled his eyes at him, "Haven't you heard that if you don't have anything to do, you can either rape or steal?"

"I've only heard that there's nothing to be courteous about, and I like you very much."

Xie Yao, "..."

"No, I'm a married man."

Li Yuxi felt that she would go to replenish blood later!

Can he still green himself? !

Fortunately, Xie Yao didn't get angry with Li Yuxi any more, "Come on, let's go see what's in the bandit den!"

This is going to be robbed!

The bandits felt very unlucky. It's not that they have never robbed an official's house, but it was the first time that they were robbed after failing to rob!

Surrounded by everyone, Xie Yao walked up to the bandit leader, who was more bandit than the bandits, "Tell me what good things you have in your den first, or later my people will find something you didn't mention... Then use everyone's A finger instead!"

"After the fingers are chopped off, there are still toes. After the toes are chopped off, there are still tongues, noses, and ears. It can be chopped off 23 times. Think about it."

It's not that these things of cutting off fingers and toes have never happened. The problem is that they cut others, not others cut them!

Just remembering that the previous scene was about to happen to him, Xie Yao didn't need to tell them where they could cut it, the bandits with a little status began to scramble to expose their old background!

Anyway, if I don't say it myself, others will say it, and if I miss it, I have to sit still!Everyone has no fingers!

The bandit leader passed out before his own people got rid of all the old people.

After working hard to rob all his life, he returned to before liberation.

No, worse than before liberation.

At any rate, he was still free at that time!

After this trip, the harvest was quite rich. Seeing the golden gold, Xie Yao laughed so hard that he couldn't even see his eyes.

"These are mine!"

Zhao Cheng subconsciously looked at Li Yuxi and got a helpless nod.

Xie Yao directed all the money to be distributed first, and valuables such as jewelry and antiques were put on the other side, and pawned when they arrived in a slightly larger town!

Of course, Xie Yao wasn't really an iron rooster, he gave each one of the gold he looted that night, and the soldiers were very happy!

Li Yuxi said depressedly: "You are really generous."

Why are you so picky about him?

"What do you know? They have all contributed. Although this is just a small favor, it can show my heart!" Xie Yao said, "Okay, now that the money has been paid, it's time to give it to Bangzi."

"Zhao Cheng, bring the person who yelled the name of the princess at the worst time and the loudest today!"