[Crossing Book] Prince, when will we get divorced?
Chapter 60 The Worst Prankster in History
Li Yuxi had no choice but to say, "If I forced my way in, what do you think I should do?"
Without even thinking about it, Xie Yao said: "Impossible, if I forced my way in, I can't sleep like a pig without consciousness!"
Li Yuxi, "..."
When he came in, Xie Yao really slept like a pig.
But the princess also wanted face, Li Yuxi decided to give it.
"I said I was your friend and they let me in."
Xie Yao, "..." Really?
"If it's really that easy for them to let you in, then I'd rather let them go home and eat their own."
Li Yuxi raised her eyebrows, "So strict?"
"It's not strict, I'm dead now, you understand?"
Li Yuxi smiled, "Understood, but don't accidentally hurt the innocent."
Xie Yao gave him a look of "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't kill one thousand enemies and hurt eight hundred".
"Well, let me tell the truth, my martial arts are actually too powerful. When I came here, no one could find me. I got into your account without anyone noticing."
Xie Yao's face darkened, "Don't make it sound like I'm cheating on you!"
"It's stealing, love."
Xie Yao was so angry that he wanted to take off the cover of this super thick-skinned person! "Steal your head! Who will steal from you! There is nothing between us!"
Listening to the movement outside, Li Yuxi felt that it was almost the same, and said: "Friendship is also love, who stipulates that it must be love?"
The corner of Xie Yao's mouth twitched, it was the first time he had heard such a beautiful and refined explanation of infidelity.
If you tell it, who will believe his nonsense?
The confrontation outside was still going on, and after a while, there was the sound of swords and guns clashing, probably because they couldn't reach an agreement, and they started fighting directly.
Xie Yao raised the curtain, "Who the hell is this person who is so courageous that he dares to intercept even the royal team?"
"It's the royal team that is rich enough to enjoy it for a lifetime with one vote." Li Yuxi said coolly.
Xie Yao, "..." So, he is a fat pig in the eyes of bandits?Are you full of treasures?
Outside the carriage, most of the soldiers were well-trained, and their movements were uniform when dealing with these roadblockers, but these roadblockers often saw blood, and every move was cut at the fatal place of the human body, and the blood was quickly seen on both sides.
After all, not everyone can be as strong in martial arts as Li Zian.
Seeing that Xie Yao was about to jump out, Li Yuxi pulled him back with sharp eyesight and quick hands, "Where are you going?"
"Help! How can I not participate in such a passionate activity?! Hurry up and let go, don't waste my time!"
Li Yuxi smiled angrily, "Am I wasting your time?"
Xie Yao simply picked off Li Yuxi's hand, using cleverness.Li Yuxi was unprepared, and Xie Yao broke free.
Xie Yao, who jumped as fast as a rabbit, disappeared immediately, and Li Yuxi couldn't even catch his clothes and tail.
Seeing the two legs being used by Xie Yaohua as hot wheels, Li Yuxi shook his head. He still underestimated the toughness of his princess.
As a high-ranking princess, it would be a bit funny to appear on the stage like this, Li Yuxi also flew out to catch her.
Xie Yao, who was swinging his legs desperately, suddenly soared into the air, with two pincer-like hands under his armpits, the heat from his palms spread to his heart, Xie Yao was not surprised in time, but was a little worried, "Why did you run out? Are you afraid that the people on the prince's side will screw your head off and kick it as a ball?"
Hearing Xie Yao's concern, Li Yuxi was in a very good mood, "That also depends on their ability."
Xie Yao, "..."
"What's more, with you in my hands, they dare not act rashly."
Xie Yao, "..."
Sure, he is a pig full of treasures.
It's not that the people in the team didn't see Xie Yao and Li Yuxi, they were so shocked that they didn't know how to react.
How about keeping a low profile as you said before?Dare your so-called low-key be so high-key? !
The team escorting the princess was very long, Xie Yao's carriage was in the middle of the team, and the bandits were in the front, even if they used light skills to fly over, it would still take some distance.
Xie Yao felt the temperature from the palm of his armpit getting hotter and hotter, and said, "Can you grab it in another place? It seems a bit embarrassing."
"Then replace it with your back collar?" Li Yuxi suggested sincerely.
Xie Yao said with a wooden face, "Please pretend that I haven't spoken."
Then he heard a chuckle from above his head, and Xie Yao's face went dark.
However, Li Yuxi still gave Xie Yao face, and when he was about to reach the battlefield, he changed to holding his hand. The landing was very beautiful, and Xie Yao's black face was too late to change, full of momentum, like a demon descending!
"Your Highness?" I don't know who shouted, and immediately focused everyone's attention on Xie Yao!
Xie Yao, "..." Idiot!
Li Yuxi glanced at the person who shouted, and whispered: "Do you need my help?"
Xie Yao said: "No, it's just blood, I haven't seen it before! Give me a handy weapon, and I'll beat them to death!"
Li Yuxi raised his eyebrows, and put the snatched spear into Xie Yao's hand casually, with a smile in his eyes: "Let me see the majesty of the princess."
Taking over the spear, Xie Yao was very confident, "Then you can watch it!"
Long spears are exactly what Xie Yao is good at.
A long spear was thrown majestically by Xie Yao!Each spear pierced out is like a life-threatening soul lock!The menacing attack made the locked-up people intimidated, and when they reacted, their fate was already in Xie Yao's hands.
Xie Yao knew about these people, many innocent businessmen fell into their hands, and the nearby villages did not escape their murderous hands.
It is not that the imperial court did not send troops to exterminate them, but they were always defeated.
Of course, Li Zian told him these things, otherwise, he would have to think again and again if he wanted to kill someone.
These people, death is not a pity.
But Xie Yao said that if the so-called army sent by the imperial court was not too stupid, then it was the collusion between officials and bandits.
Thinking of this, Xie Yao, as a former student soldier serving the people, became even more ruthless!
Whether it was these bandits or the people in the escort team, it was the first time to see Xie Yao's tough side, even Li Yuxi was shocked by Xie Yao's crisp and sharp skills!
Li Yuxi couldn't help sighing, it seems that it was right to reject Xie Yao's request to learn martial arts.
Church, can he chase it back?
With the joining of the Crown Princess, the morale of the soldiers suddenly improved. Zhao Cheng and Zhao Yun, who were originally only in charge of Xie Yao's safety, had to protect Xie Yao. Wherever Xie Yao went, there was the Asura Field.
Gradually, the bandits ran away as soon as they saw Xie Yao approaching.
Xie Yao spotted the leader of the bandits with sharp eyes, and the leader wanted to leave the battlefield where they obviously couldn't survive under the escort of his subordinates.
Xie Yao narrowed his eyes, "Want to run? Did the Crown Princess agree?"
After finishing speaking, Xie Yao bumped the spear in his hand and threw it out with a whoosh!
The spear cuts through the sky, and the sharp blade rises in the wind!
With a bang, the spear sank into the body, and the bandit leader fell down!
The soldiers were dumbfounded, and they didn't know who shouted, "The princess is mighty! The princess is mighty!"
The official road was filled with the mighty cheers of the Crown Princess, Li Yuxi walked over with a sullen face, and put his big hands on Xie Yao's shoulders, his eyes were full of distress: "Does it hurt?"
Xie Yao turned his head, his proud eyes immediately turned red, "It hurts me to death!"
Playing too handsome, forgetting that his body is too weak, he just dislocated his shoulder!
This is extreme joy begets sorrow, is there the worst cool joker in history?
Without even thinking about it, Xie Yao said: "Impossible, if I forced my way in, I can't sleep like a pig without consciousness!"
Li Yuxi, "..."
When he came in, Xie Yao really slept like a pig.
But the princess also wanted face, Li Yuxi decided to give it.
"I said I was your friend and they let me in."
Xie Yao, "..." Really?
"If it's really that easy for them to let you in, then I'd rather let them go home and eat their own."
Li Yuxi raised her eyebrows, "So strict?"
"It's not strict, I'm dead now, you understand?"
Li Yuxi smiled, "Understood, but don't accidentally hurt the innocent."
Xie Yao gave him a look of "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't kill one thousand enemies and hurt eight hundred".
"Well, let me tell the truth, my martial arts are actually too powerful. When I came here, no one could find me. I got into your account without anyone noticing."
Xie Yao's face darkened, "Don't make it sound like I'm cheating on you!"
"It's stealing, love."
Xie Yao was so angry that he wanted to take off the cover of this super thick-skinned person! "Steal your head! Who will steal from you! There is nothing between us!"
Listening to the movement outside, Li Yuxi felt that it was almost the same, and said: "Friendship is also love, who stipulates that it must be love?"
The corner of Xie Yao's mouth twitched, it was the first time he had heard such a beautiful and refined explanation of infidelity.
If you tell it, who will believe his nonsense?
The confrontation outside was still going on, and after a while, there was the sound of swords and guns clashing, probably because they couldn't reach an agreement, and they started fighting directly.
Xie Yao raised the curtain, "Who the hell is this person who is so courageous that he dares to intercept even the royal team?"
"It's the royal team that is rich enough to enjoy it for a lifetime with one vote." Li Yuxi said coolly.
Xie Yao, "..." So, he is a fat pig in the eyes of bandits?Are you full of treasures?
Outside the carriage, most of the soldiers were well-trained, and their movements were uniform when dealing with these roadblockers, but these roadblockers often saw blood, and every move was cut at the fatal place of the human body, and the blood was quickly seen on both sides.
After all, not everyone can be as strong in martial arts as Li Zian.
Seeing that Xie Yao was about to jump out, Li Yuxi pulled him back with sharp eyesight and quick hands, "Where are you going?"
"Help! How can I not participate in such a passionate activity?! Hurry up and let go, don't waste my time!"
Li Yuxi smiled angrily, "Am I wasting your time?"
Xie Yao simply picked off Li Yuxi's hand, using cleverness.Li Yuxi was unprepared, and Xie Yao broke free.
Xie Yao, who jumped as fast as a rabbit, disappeared immediately, and Li Yuxi couldn't even catch his clothes and tail.
Seeing the two legs being used by Xie Yaohua as hot wheels, Li Yuxi shook his head. He still underestimated the toughness of his princess.
As a high-ranking princess, it would be a bit funny to appear on the stage like this, Li Yuxi also flew out to catch her.
Xie Yao, who was swinging his legs desperately, suddenly soared into the air, with two pincer-like hands under his armpits, the heat from his palms spread to his heart, Xie Yao was not surprised in time, but was a little worried, "Why did you run out? Are you afraid that the people on the prince's side will screw your head off and kick it as a ball?"
Hearing Xie Yao's concern, Li Yuxi was in a very good mood, "That also depends on their ability."
Xie Yao, "..."
"What's more, with you in my hands, they dare not act rashly."
Xie Yao, "..."
Sure, he is a pig full of treasures.
It's not that the people in the team didn't see Xie Yao and Li Yuxi, they were so shocked that they didn't know how to react.
How about keeping a low profile as you said before?Dare your so-called low-key be so high-key? !
The team escorting the princess was very long, Xie Yao's carriage was in the middle of the team, and the bandits were in the front, even if they used light skills to fly over, it would still take some distance.
Xie Yao felt the temperature from the palm of his armpit getting hotter and hotter, and said, "Can you grab it in another place? It seems a bit embarrassing."
"Then replace it with your back collar?" Li Yuxi suggested sincerely.
Xie Yao said with a wooden face, "Please pretend that I haven't spoken."
Then he heard a chuckle from above his head, and Xie Yao's face went dark.
However, Li Yuxi still gave Xie Yao face, and when he was about to reach the battlefield, he changed to holding his hand. The landing was very beautiful, and Xie Yao's black face was too late to change, full of momentum, like a demon descending!
"Your Highness?" I don't know who shouted, and immediately focused everyone's attention on Xie Yao!
Xie Yao, "..." Idiot!
Li Yuxi glanced at the person who shouted, and whispered: "Do you need my help?"
Xie Yao said: "No, it's just blood, I haven't seen it before! Give me a handy weapon, and I'll beat them to death!"
Li Yuxi raised his eyebrows, and put the snatched spear into Xie Yao's hand casually, with a smile in his eyes: "Let me see the majesty of the princess."
Taking over the spear, Xie Yao was very confident, "Then you can watch it!"
Long spears are exactly what Xie Yao is good at.
A long spear was thrown majestically by Xie Yao!Each spear pierced out is like a life-threatening soul lock!The menacing attack made the locked-up people intimidated, and when they reacted, their fate was already in Xie Yao's hands.
Xie Yao knew about these people, many innocent businessmen fell into their hands, and the nearby villages did not escape their murderous hands.
It is not that the imperial court did not send troops to exterminate them, but they were always defeated.
Of course, Li Zian told him these things, otherwise, he would have to think again and again if he wanted to kill someone.
These people, death is not a pity.
But Xie Yao said that if the so-called army sent by the imperial court was not too stupid, then it was the collusion between officials and bandits.
Thinking of this, Xie Yao, as a former student soldier serving the people, became even more ruthless!
Whether it was these bandits or the people in the escort team, it was the first time to see Xie Yao's tough side, even Li Yuxi was shocked by Xie Yao's crisp and sharp skills!
Li Yuxi couldn't help sighing, it seems that it was right to reject Xie Yao's request to learn martial arts.
Church, can he chase it back?
With the joining of the Crown Princess, the morale of the soldiers suddenly improved. Zhao Cheng and Zhao Yun, who were originally only in charge of Xie Yao's safety, had to protect Xie Yao. Wherever Xie Yao went, there was the Asura Field.
Gradually, the bandits ran away as soon as they saw Xie Yao approaching.
Xie Yao spotted the leader of the bandits with sharp eyes, and the leader wanted to leave the battlefield where they obviously couldn't survive under the escort of his subordinates.
Xie Yao narrowed his eyes, "Want to run? Did the Crown Princess agree?"
After finishing speaking, Xie Yao bumped the spear in his hand and threw it out with a whoosh!
The spear cuts through the sky, and the sharp blade rises in the wind!
With a bang, the spear sank into the body, and the bandit leader fell down!
The soldiers were dumbfounded, and they didn't know who shouted, "The princess is mighty! The princess is mighty!"
The official road was filled with the mighty cheers of the Crown Princess, Li Yuxi walked over with a sullen face, and put his big hands on Xie Yao's shoulders, his eyes were full of distress: "Does it hurt?"
Xie Yao turned his head, his proud eyes immediately turned red, "It hurts me to death!"
Playing too handsome, forgetting that his body is too weak, he just dislocated his shoulder!
This is extreme joy begets sorrow, is there the worst cool joker in history?
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