Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The little monkey was still counting with his fingers, "There are fleas, bedbugs, lice, gnats, and mosquitoes, so take a sachet and don't get too close to people. , and don’t panic, and don’t burn it with fire or pour it with water!”

The princesses were disgusted and amused, "Who would be so stupid? Burn it with fire, and if the bugs die, don't people die too?"

Wukong said in a childlike voice, "That's what my senior brother did. He has a sense of proportion in his hands, so it's okay. It was his first time in the mortal world, and he planned to go to a wealthy family to do rituals to earn some money, and that family came to invite him. Boy, I got lice in my hair for some reason, the first time my brother saw him, he was terrified, he threw out a little real fire, and burned him into a little bald head!"

The person is fine, but the hair and lice are gone.

The princesses leaned forward and back together happily, and asked what happened afterwards, Wukong blinked and said, "Brother, this is a real skill, even though the family was afraid, they invited him, and now he is a very famous real person in the mortal world !"

The princesses couldn't stop laughing, "This is a blessing in disguise!"

Wukong said, "Sisters have such beautiful hair, you must pay attention when you come to the mortal world, if you come back with insects, it will be terrible!"

The princesses shuddered and made up their minds to protect themselves!

The sixth princess sighed, "Then there are no clean people in the mortal world?"

The little monkey nodded, "Of course there are. Those high-ranking families, wealthy families, lords, wives, young masters and young ladies at home, if someone takes care of them, they are naturally clean! They are also delicious!"

Oh ~

The sisters sighed, since ancient times, the common people have suffered the most, but that's it.

But the little monkey approached mysteriously and said in a low voice, "No matter how clean it is, everyone will stinky!"

Oh, you little bastard, you can't help but mention this!

The sisters hugged the little monkey, stretched out their hands and squeaked it once, made the little monkey giggle, begged for mercy and confessed, "I was wrong, I won't say anything~~"

The Queen Mother came to rescue her, and she slapped the girls away, "Troubled him again, be careful laughing until your stomach cramps!"

The little monkey's hair was scratched and its big round eyes were full of water. It hid in the mother's arms and made faces at the sisters, "Slightly slightly!"

Little villain!

However, although there are some bad things in the mortal world, it is still good to go down and see them for yourself. The princesses went to Fairy Baihua to buy a lot of anti-mosquito sachets, and then they pushed away the clouds and looked at the lower world The girl's skirt was in a bun, and a few new clothes were cut, and the days passed, and it was time to set off.

On this day, the palace gates of Tushita Palace were wide open, and Xianle Miaomiao first came out to clear the street with a few boys, and then came out to explain and teach the Golden Immortals, followed by Taishang Laojun's mount, Yuanshi Tianzun's ride, and Bodhi. In the ancestor's Feige, there are many people cheering behind.

Walking all the way in Yaochi, bid farewell to the Queen Mother, picked up the princess and her party, and went to Lingxiao Palace, bid farewell to the Jade Emperor who was sent off in front of the palace.

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's really a great joy for the coronation ceremony of the third prince, but I am the lord of the three realms, I can't move easily, I can't come in person, so I have to send a congratulatory gift first, Laojun and Tianzun accept it!"

Laojun and Tianzun took the gift and called Nezha to answer the gift. The Jade Emperor saw that the little boy Tong was now a good-looking talent. Don't let the prince relax!"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was sincere, Nezha was very moved, he saluted respectfully, and followed the elders of the teacher out of the Nantian Gate, he couldn't help but look back.

This sky is not as cold and ruthless as he thought before.

Yang Jian came over and patted him on the shoulder, "What's the matter, you're still touched, and you want to work for my uncle in the future?"

Nezha couldn't help but laugh, "You are such a good nephew, you spare no effort to tear down your uncle's situation!"

Yang Jian snorted, "I'm happy!" Then he frowned and asked, "You won't be hit by me, will you?"

Nezha shook his head and said, "Wukong is still young, I want to grow up with him, let's talk about the future!"

Yang Jian just laughed, "That's over, I heard my little uncle said that his ideal is to go to Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion to be Lei Gong! Could it be possible that you will follow?"

"It happens that you are good at fire, why don't you follow behind Lei Gong and become a little god who descends fire from heaven."

Nezha laughed loudly, "Children, there are always many dreams, who can tell in the future!"

The two senior brothers were talking, when they heard a little milk voice calling from behind, "Brother, I'm coming!"

Looking back, both of them were scared out of their hearts. The little monkey stepped on his chubby little somersault cloud and was blown out of the way by the strong wind. He was flying here from the flying pavilion!

My first ancestor!

The two of them broke out in cold sweat from fright, and almost lost their wits. In a hurry, Nezha threw out the Huntian Ling, and wrapped the naughty little cub around, pulled it again, and fell firmly into his arms. Take it easy!

It's just that my chest is still throbbing non-stop, and my hands and feet feel cold!

Nezha's voice trembled, "My ancestor, the wind is high and windy today, why did you run out? If you were blown over by the strong wind and fell, brother can't save you, what should you do?"

Yang Jian patted the little monkey's butt, "When we go to the lower realm to search, guess what, we found a hole in the ground, and the little stone monkey fell to the ground! It's not scary!"

Wukong chuckled and said, "No way, my somersault cloud is stable!"

However, seeing Nezha's pale face, it was obvious that he was frightened, so he couldn't help but coquettishly said, "Brother, don't be afraid, Master is watching me behind me?"

Nezha looked up, no, the Bodhi patriarch was standing at the gate of Feige, waving at them from afar~

The little monkey also waved at the master, and called out in a childlike voice, "Master, go back! I have found my brother!"

Patriarch Bodhi nodded, and went back with his arms folded.

Nezha was so angry that he hugged the little monkey and ran to sue his uncle.

Taishang Laojun was also very angry, and asked Wukong, "Your master really told you to fly out like that?"

The little monkey stared blankly, rolled his elder brother's Huntian Ling into a ball and hugged it in his arms, and said in a childlike voice, "Master, don't be angry, Wukong will be fine, Master is protecting me."

Taishang Laojun rubbed his nephew's chubby face, said with a smile, "Okay then, uncle knows." Then scold him later!An out-of-the-ordinary thing!

Wukong is so smart, even if Laojun agreed, he was still afraid that his uncle would scold Master secretly, and he didn't care about playing with his brother along the way, so he stuck to Taishang Laojun, like a little milk dumpling, Taishang Wherever Laojun went, he would follow him step by step, worrying Laojun enough.

When they arrived at Biyou Palace, the immortals who came to visit Laojun were so envious, they smiled and said to Laojun, "Your Wukong is close to you!"

Laojun thought to himself that you don't know the heart of this little monkey, so he just smiled and said, "I don't have children around me, so I will love him more."

The immortals laughed loudly, "I told you to give up the little spirit monkey to your junior brother, do you regret it now?"

"It's too late to regret!"

"It's better to quickly call your family's Xuandu, and take in a few more disciples for you!"

"That makes sense!"

Master Xuandu, who came from the Bajing Palace, is sitting next to the master at the moment, looking at each other with the younger brother.

The little monkey sat next to the uncle, twisted his body and sat cross-legged on the futon, put his little hands in the Taoist robe, raised his head and opened his big round eyes, looking at this senior brother, it’s okay to look wrong .

Master Xuandu 丨 was itchy all over when he saw it, but he didn't know what the younger brother was looking at, so he had to stare at Zai Zai.

He knew that this little junior brother had some supernatural powers in his eyes, and he could see things that others couldn't see, so he didn't dare to ignore it.

After a long while, the little monkey finally said, "Brother?"

Master Xuandu leaned forward and said nervously, "What's the matter?"

The little monkey said mysteriously, "Brother, you have a lot of beards! I looked at you for a long time, but I didn't see what you look like!"

The bearded Master Xuandu left a drop of sweat silently on his face

The little monkey sighed authentically, "Senior brother is the one with the most beards I have ever seen!"

Thanks, thanks for the compliment?

Xuandu stroked his beard, thinking that it is quite short, where is it lush?

When the Chanjiao Golden Immortals came to the main hall to meet the immortals, Xuandu was shocked again. After the ceremony, he also sneaked out, found his juniors, and asked when he came up, "Long time no see, this bearded man?" Why is it gone?"

Guang Chengzi just laughed, "Brother, how long has it been since you came out, since we went back from the last Anti-Tian Conference, we shaved off our beards, how do you look young?"

Xuandu was speechless, and after a while he said, "I'm so young, but I also went to the last Antian Conference, and I have been preaching in the Bajing Palace since then, and I haven't come out for a long time, how did you make up your mind, take it easy, what kind of beard should you shave?"

Daoist Yuding laughed and said, "Hey, isn't it because we have a junior brother, then we can't be too far behind, if it's not too shameless to return to our teenage appearance, we really will Back to youth again!"

"That's the only way to get a place to play with my junior brother, right?"

Xuandu asked suspiciously, "Just for this?"

Daoist Taiyi put on a fat belly, proudly said, "Then what else can it be for?"

Daoist Yuding dismissed him and said, "Come on, didn't you just shave your beard yesterday? I asked you to shave it and you didn't shave it, why did you change your mind?"

Daoist Taiyi blushed, hesitatingly said, "You don't care about me!"

Everyone cut it and ignored him.

The brothers got together to chat some gossip, only Xuandu stroked his beard thoughtfully.

Early the next morning, Taishang Laojun finished his meditation and was drinking tea to clear his lungs in the porch, when he heard footsteps, his apprentice Xuandu said outside the door, "Master, can I come in?"

Laojun put down his teacup, hummed, and said, "Come in, I got up so early, the sun hasn't risen yet."

Looking at the person who came in, Laojun drooled and choked again!

Who are you?

Laojun choked enough, his face was red from coughing, Xuandu hurried up to beat his back, "Master, drink tea carefully, talk after swallowing, how uncomfortable it is to choke!"

When the Taishang Laojun heard this, he had to preach on such a big matter and a small sentiment. It was his apprentice Xuandu who was right, but why is his face so smooth?

"You, you, where's your beard?"

Xuan Du stroked his chin, and said with a smile, "Master found out? The apprentice shaved off, how does it look this time? Isn't it much younger?"

The old gentleman said weakly, "Well, what are you doing to shave your beard!" The boss, the teacher, was taken aback!

Xuandu talked about what happened yesterday, and said with a smile, "I look at the juniors of my second uncle's family. They are all young and full of vigor. Naturally, I don't want to be left behind. Xi, what a pity, so I shaved it too, the master looked at the apprentice, is he younger?"

Laojun wrinkled his face and stroked his beard. He really didn't know what these children were thinking in their hearts, but it was hard to do. Their brothers and sisters were in harmony, which was better than anything else, so I had to boast a few times against my will. sentence.

Xuan Du was very happy to be praised by his master, and sat there cheerfully, waiting for his junior brother.

Wukong came to Biyou Palace, and saw that this place was on Penglai Xiandao, in the East China Sea, surrounded by mountains, waters and coasts, there were so many places to play, and he couldn't hold back for a long time.

He guarded his uncle all the way, and when he arrived at Biyou Palace, he thought in his heart, maybe the matter on the way will be over, and he planned to come to salute his uncle today, and then go to play with his brothers and sisters, so early in the morning Just jumped up from the bed, after washing, he came to look for Taishang Laojun again.

As soon as he entered the door, the little monkey bowed obediently, "Morning Master~"

The ending sound is long, and the sound of the little milk is crisp. Taishang Laojun likes his little movement. He smiled so dazedly that he stretched out his hand to help him, "Good boy, get up!"

The little monkey came rattling over, stopped when passing by Xuandu, and saluted, "Hello, Taoist priest!" Then he threw himself into Laojun's arms, "What is Master doing today?"

puff chirp

Laojun has also learned badly now, and he didn’t explain to the stunned apprentice, but just watched the fun from the sidelines, and said to the little monkey slowly, "Oh, master has a lot of things to do today! Your brother Nezha is going to be crowned!" Li, this honored guest will be made by the uncle, today I will polish the congratulatory speech, and I will also go to see your brother Nezha's jade crown, in short, there are many things to do!"

The little monkey said, "Wow, these are all very important things!"

Laojun didn't know what the little monkey was going to do, he nodded his head and said, "Yes, don't be sloppy!"

The little monkey said annoyedly, "Then I won't disturb Master! Master, after you finish your work, Wukong will come to play with you again, okay?"

Oh, so I was waiting for myself here~

Laojun secretly laughed, and said, "Okay then, when the uncle is done with his work, how about going to Wukong to accompany him to relieve boredom?"

The little monkey nodded solemnly, "It's a deal!"

Fat Zai Zai put his god beast egg on his back, bid farewell to his uncle, and when he retreated to Xuan Du's side, he said again, "This dao lord, Wukong is retiring!"

Laojun laughed out loud.

Xuandu grabbed the blind-eyed little monkey and said with a smile, "What did you call me?"

The little monkey tilted his head, "Hey, I seem to have heard your voice before~"

Xuan Du held the little boy in his arms and poked his chubby belly, "Then why don't you listen carefully?"

It was only then that Wukong suddenly realized, his round eyes widened and his small mouth was round, "Wow, senior brother Xuandu, so you look like this! I thought you were an old man! But you are so young!"

Xuandu couldn't help but want to yell at this little villain!

He quarreled with Wukong for a while, then let him go to play, said goodbye to his teacher, and went to talk to his brothers.

As soon as he entered the guest house, he had a face-to-face meeting with Yang Jian. Xuan Du wanted to tease his nephew, so he smiled and said, "Where did Erlang come from? Did you go to see your master?"

Yang Jian was stunned, "Ah, I'm sorry, I don't know who is in front of you."

Xuandu chuckled, "Can't even my uncle recognize him?"

Yang Jian was stunned on the spot, wondering which uncle this is?

He did some calculations in his stomach, he taught Jinxian himself, and the rest of them are all in the house?

True Lord Erlang couldn't help being even more baffled, he just said, "Forgive me for my poor eyesight, I haven't come out of Guanjiangkou for a long time, and I don't know the elders in my family clearly, may I ask you, I am Taiyi Xuanmen, which sect is it?"

Xuandu looked sad, and sighed heavily, "Oh, my Taiyi Xuanmen, I am really weak, and my nephew doesn't recognize me, what's the reason!"

Reverend Yuding heard it from the room, his ears are good, and he heard the movement of Xuandu and his disciples at once, but he didn't come out, so he said in the room, "Senior brother Xuandu, what kind of illusion did you have? Are you teasing my apprentice there!?"

"It's unreasonable to be disrespectful!"

Xuan Du laughed loudly, patted Yang Jian on the shoulder, entered the room by himself, and said with a smile, "Come, come, let you see my demeanor today!"

Everyone watched a man with a yin and yang face come in outside, black and white, so "handsome", they couldn't stop spraying tea together!