Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Li Jing sent out an evil fire at home, but no one took care of him.

Mrs. Yin has not been in good health for the past few days, she is ill and she is recuperating in the inner room. Back then when this family won the Heavenly Court, Li Jing wanted to save face. She didn't bring a concubine to attend her, and naturally there was no waiter around her. Now she can only drink again by herself Boozy, drunk in bed.

After waking up from the hangover, Shi, the head of the Heavenly King's Palace, came to ask for an interview, and persuaded with a bitter face, "Master, at Tushita Palace, Tianzun has posted a post for a few days, if you don't show up again, it will be unreasonable."

Li Jing had a splitting headache and snorted, "If I don't go, what can he do to me? That scoundrel, little bastard, still expects me to make face for him? Don't even think about it!"

"It's fine if he doesn't come to the door and kneel down to beg me, but he wants me to rush to make a face with him? I'm blind!"

"If I hadn't pushed him out to serve the little monkey at that time, he would have been able to have what he is today! Bah! Heartless little beast!"

Cursing and uttering a lot of words to vent his anger, Chang Shi wished he could cut off his ears on the spot.

It's just that after Li Jing finished scolding, should he be persuaded or should be persuaded, so the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun are so easy to offend?

Not to mention that now there is still a Bodhi Patriarch who is suspected to be the parent and son of the Taoist ancestor standing on the side of the third prince.

Even if Lingshan Tathagata came, he wouldn't dare to confront Tushita Palace blatantly, would he?

Alas, it's been a little too long for his heavenly king to be insane.

If he hadn't resigned from this long job and couldn't find a suitable position for a while, he would have quit the job a long time ago!

However, I heard recently that there is a lack of a deacon in the Pantao Garden, and there is a lack of an official steward in the Yuma Supervisor. Can he be active?

In Pantaoyuan, because of the little spirit monkey, the position is more sought-after, he may not be able to grab it, but the Yuma Supervisor can still give it a try, right?

In fact, if he can talk to the third prince and ask him to make peace with himself, Pantaoyuan can try it himself, but in the end, alas

Chang Shi slandered in his stomach, watched Li Jing go crazy there, and sighed silently: Don't talk about the third prince, even he doesn't want to have anything to do with the Heavenly King's Mansion.

Forget it, as long as you can leave the Tianwang Mansion, the Yumajian will be the Yumajian.

Muttering in his heart, he ordered his servants to tidy up Li Jing, and then called a group of heavenly soldiers, holding a thank you gift in their hands, Chang Shi then said, "The king of heaven is not on duty today, so we should set off earlier and wait until we arrive at Tushita Palace." , There are also rhetoric, it is not good to rest today and not show up for a long time."

Li Jing's face was ashen, he didn't want to move at first, but he told him rationally that he really had to go, so when Chang Shi handed over the ladder, he said angrily, "If you weren't nagging, you see which one I will care about!"

Chang Shi laughed and said, "Heavenly King is benevolent, the little ones are blessed!" I really didn't know what evil I did in my previous life, and I came to this family to suffer in this life!

Li Jing snorted, "Go to the backyard and call Madam, tell her to come with me!"

Chang Shi choked, thinking that you husband and wife have not discussed it, but now it's making things difficult for me, isn't it human!

It's just that I have no choice but to ask for it in person.

Mrs. Yin is not a serious problem, it's just a heart disease, just because her youngest son has given her master shame at the moment, and a mother like herself wrote a letter to say it, but no one would listen, and her heart was depressed, so these few days Lying in bed all day moaning.

Chang Shi came to invite, and the servant girl came in to inform. Mrs. Yin sighed after hearing this, "Master, it's too hard! Why should you lose your face like this!"

Chang Shi's face twitched when he heard it at the door, and he said to himself that there is no one in this family who is sober!

Oh, there are, but they don't go home anymore.

After a long while, Mrs. Yin packed up and came out of the front hall, and she cried when she saw Li Jing, "Master, why bother, we just ignore him, and it will be reduced to the point where you have to bow down." !"

Li Jing said impatiently, "I'm ready, you came to recruit me again, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, go and put down the thank you gift, thank him well, teach our son for us, and then come back!"

In the end, what she said was eccentric and very unpleasant, which made Mrs. Yin's tears fall even more fiercely.

Li Jing frowned and said, "You don't shed your tears too! Are you Yu Po who cries every day! Shut up!"

Mrs. Yin had no choice but to wipe away her tears, and the husband and wife came to Tushita Palace.

Xiaodao Tongyin took a seat in the front hall, and said with a smile, "Tianwang and Madam wait a moment, someone has already gone to talk to my master and second master!"

After leaving the door, Li Jing was still able to hold back, put away the dead face, and said with a slight smile, "Thank you."

Xiao Daotong backed away, hid behind the curtain and shuddered: this laugh is too scary!

The Laojun over there got a hold of Tong Bing and sneered, "But the next one is here, I thought he could take advantage of it and not show his face!"

Tianzun snorted and said, "He also has to have that backbone." After speaking, he got up and said, "Brother, if you do a little bit, I will go by myself, and work for you, he doesn't have that much face."

The old gentleman said, "You should also be a little more polite, don't think about Nezha for anything else."

Tianzun nodded, "My brother will not give him a chance to attack!"

Called the little boy and said, "Leave immediately, tell Nezha Yang Jian to take Wukong and go out quietly through the back door, and go to Yaochi to bid farewell to the empress and the princesses!"

The little boy ran to report the letter cleverly.

Bodhi laughed at the side, "Take my apprentice as a raft again!"

Yuan Shi chuckled, "Tell Nezha to hide!"

Bodhi spread his hands and let them go.

Yuan Shilai was in the front hall. Li Jing saw him and got up quickly to greet him, "Forgive me, I should have come to the door early. Unfortunately, I have been on duty for the past few days and couldn't get away. I am not on duty today, so I came here in a hurry. !"

With a wave of his hand, he asked his soldiers to bring up the thank you gift, and said, "A small thank you gift is not a respect. My son is in the teacher's school, and I need to be taught by the teacher. These thank you gifts are a little bit of our parents' intentions. Thank you, Tianzun." Teach my son to be talented!"

Yuanshi Tianzun sat down generously, smiled and said, "Nezha has entered my door, and since then he has been my person to explain and teach. Master Patriarch taught him, which is what he should have meant. Why is the king of heaven so polite? Thank you for the gift." Forget it, take it back!"

Where can this be taken back?

Doesn't taking it back mean that this son has nothing to do with him?

Li Jing insisted on sending it away, but Yuanshi Tianzun said helplessly, "In that case, then accept it, and send it to Nezha's room later! This child is also suffering, and he has a poor master who hasn't saved anything all these years. My family, if it wasn't for the princesses from Yaochi who sent me some cloth, I'm afraid I wouldn't even be able to make a decent dress!"

"His master is really careless!"

"But with your couple's things, he can have more money!"

Having said this, the faces of Li and his wife turned red.

Li Jing coughed and said, "I don't know if my son is here? He's promising this time, so please teach me, as a father, I have to give a big gift to Tianzun with him!"

Yuanshi Tianzun laughed loudly and said, "It's easy to say, we two, when can we thank you! But the status of the king is precious, I can't bear it!"

"However, it was a coincidence that you came here. Their little uncle Wukong went to Yaochi to visit the empress and the princess, and the two juniors, Nezha and Yang Jian, accompanied him. He will not come back for a while! I'm afraid I will call you Bai Go for a run."

Li Jing didn't know whether he was angry or ashamed, his ears turned red, he nodded and said, "Oh, that's how it is, that's how it is, that's a pity!"

Tianzun looked at his behavior, he was really shameless, he didn't bother to talk nonsense, and said bluntly, "I don't know if the king of heaven has time to take his wife to Penglai Island on the day of the coronation ceremony?"

"If you are still on duty that day, I will have some face in front of the Jade Emperor, but I can accommodate the Heavenly King and ask you to take a vacation!"

"Furthermore, for the coronation ceremony, I also sent invitations to Lingshan and Zizhulin, and I got letters back and forth, saying that the other two sons of your mansion will come to the banquet that day. reunited."

When Mrs. Yin heard this, her beautiful eyes were full of tears, and she looked towards Li Jing.

Li Jing took a few deep breaths, and then said, "Don't bother Tianzun, on the day of Nezha's coronation ceremony, my husband and I will definitely be there!"

Oh, that's fine.

Yuanshi Tianzun chuckled, and said something insipid, which made Li Jing so angry that he didn't dare to turn his back on him. After sitting for a while, he left in a hurry!

On the way home, Mrs. Yin said nervously, "Husband, do you want me to go to the Queen Mother and talk to Nezha?"

Li Jing glared at her, "Don't make trouble, go talk to him, what are you talking about? Go to Yaochi and cry? Shame on you?"

Mrs. Yin choked and had no choice but to let it go, but thinking of Nezha, she felt more and more resentful.

Why can't he be an obedient and obedient boy?

How quiet the mansion is now, as the third prince at home, someone takes care of him every day, isn't it good?Why do you have to lie low in front of others?

Is it that difficult to listen to your father?Why bother to stand on the side of outsiders and fight against his father?

Alas, this son was born for nothing!

Nezha didn't know anything about his mother's complaints, but even if he didn't know, he could guess that they were all clichés. He had heard them for hundreds of years and could recite them by heart.

Now that he has broken through the shackles, has grown up, and has a broad mind, the third prince has long since paid no attention to those things. His master asked him to come out today to avoid his parents, and he gladly accepted the order, happily bringing Wukong to Yaochi.

The little monkey is acting like a baby in the empress's arms at the moment, "Tell my sister to go, I will accompany my sister, and I will not let them run around! I beg your empress, brother's coronation ceremony is so rare!"

"Uncle said, Biyou Palace, it's beautiful!"

"Ask my sisters to come with us~ okay~"

The little milk cake is wearing a slightly pink robe today, and the leather hat on her head has been replaced with a hibiscus gauze hat. It looks tender and delicious, as if it is more tender than a flat peach, and she just wants to make people swallow it all at once go in the stomach.

The empress naturally loves it too much, hugging this little twisted candy-like thing in her arms, smiling from ear to ear, "Oh, my mother's little baby, it broke my mother's heart!"

The little monkey leaned his head on the queen mother's shoulder, and said in a childlike voice, "Then empress, hurry up and agree, and Wukong will put the empress's heart together!"

The Queen Mother hugged her and kissed her head, "You little troublemaker, if I don't agree, what will you do?"

The little monkey sighed, thought for a while and said, "I, I can't see my sisters being sad, so I have no choice but to not go back to Yaochi in the future."

"After all, if you didn't do what you promised, Wukong is also ashamed!"

oh~

The big eyes looked at the empress with grievances, the dark gold flowed and shimmered, not to mention how distressing it was!

How can the empress bear this, her heart softened, she picked up the little monkey, and poked his belly, "Little thing, little troublemaker, okay, then I promise you! Let your sister and the others go down to play for a while." Back! How are you?"

The little monkey cheered, and put his arms around the Queen Mother's neck, acting like a spoiled child, "The empress is the best~ I like the empress the most~"

The empress is so elated~

Yang Jian chuckled at the side, "In Tushita Palace, I practiced guns with my little uncle. He can say seven or eight times a day that he likes Brother Erlang the most. Auntie, don't be fooled!"

The little monkey was aggrieved, and said flatly, "What I said is true, at that time I liked Brother Erlang the most!"

The Queen Mother flicked the veil at Yang Jian, "Go, don't speak ill of our Wukong!"

Several elated princesses also said, "Seriously, Erlang is actually competing with our girls to be jealous. Don't worry, Wukong will still like you the most when he's on the school field!"

"That's right, it's rare for us to see Wukong, so Wukong is not allowed to get close to us. What kind of reasoning is this?"

"Erlang is so greedy!"

Yang Jian was stunned, how could this be his fault?

Nezha snickered from the side, "Look at me, how have I ever talked in such a long time! Your cleverness, why is it so hard to use here?"

Yang Jian curled his lips, "Isn't it because you're just a boring gourd in your daily life?"

Nezha spread his hands, anyway, at this time, he is not going to fight for favor!

Since the empress agreed to Wukong and wanted to let her daughters go to the lower realm to play, she inevitably ordered one or two: be careful with your words and deeds, don't hurt others, don't meddle in mortal affairs, and don't make too much friends with mortals.

The words made the heads of the princesses buzz.

It was Wukong who patted his chest and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, with Wukong here, I will ensure that the sisters will go smoothly in the lower realm!"

The queen mother sighed, this little thing, who knows what she is worried about!

If any daughter is moved in the lower realm

A mortal's youth is short, and his lifespan is not long. In the end, he is either sad, or trying to change his life for that mortal, violating the rules of heaven, neither of which is a good ending!

The Queen Mother was in a trance when she heard the little monkey sitting in her arms and said to the sisters, "When you go to the lower realms, the first point is not to eat indiscriminately. If you eat the food in the mortal world, you will stink! "

"Everyone stinks, and there is a special place for the reincarnation of grains, which can be dirty!"

Wow!

The faces of the seven princesses turned pale. Some pinched their noses, some covered their ears, and some came to cover the monkey's mouth. They stopped when they asked the Queen Mother, "Tell Wukong to talk about it carefully. Listen carefully! What are you doing to stop it?" , these lower bounds, you have to know!"

Nezha and Yang Jian quietly withdrew

Where did the seven princesses expect to have this experience, and they didn't want to hear it, "We just went to the mortal world to see the scenery, we didn't want to get close to mortals, and we didn't eat mortal things, mother, good Wukong, it's good not to talk about this ?” I’m so ashamed!

Wukong said seriously, "But the mortal world is fun. Do you like the gadgets that Wukong brought back for the sisters? Those things are all sold in the market in the capital. If you don't go to the dirty place, then I can't see it!"

Several princesses cried and fainted on the mat!

The Seventh Princess said, "Then can we go in the middle of the night and have a look in someone's storeroom, if we find a match, leave the money and leave, how about it?"

The little monkey looked at his seventh sister in surprise, "I, I don't think so well"

The eldest princess patted her sister on the back of the head, "Stop messing around!" She then comforted, "This time we are going to Biyou Palace, not to other places, far away from ordinary people, if you are afraid, then stay a little longer." Yuntou took a few glances, wouldn't it be fine if he didn't get in close contact?"

The sisters chirped and discussed for a while, and they all felt that this idea was okay, so they pulled the little monkey and asked, where is the dirtiest place in the mortal world?Is there a cleaner place to go?

Over the years, Wukong has been with his master, and he has often visited his brothers in Nanzhan Buzhou, and he is very familiar with the mortal world, so he naturally came together one by one, and made several sisters stunned.

The Queen Mother was holding back a lot of laughter, watching the little monkey fooling around with his sisters, she was more or less relieved.

At least in terms of body cleanliness, mortals can't compare to the immortals in heaven. It's impossible to make Yaochi fairies who have never seen dirty things fall in love with mortals now that they think about it!