Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Daoist Hongjun ignored the little apprentice, and rubbed his upper lip by himself: "It hurts to ask the boy to pull off a beard suddenly~

He is now a sage of heaven, not to mention a beard, even a small fluff on his face, it is not easy to be pulled off.

His cub's strength is really great!

Of course, it cannot be ruled out that Qingfeng helped the cub cheat.

Bodhi tilted his head and took a look, "Teacher, what's wrong with you, what are you doing? Didn't Wukong be mischievous just now?"

Daoist Hongjun glanced at him, "Leave your business alone!"

Oh, okay, I don't care, can't it be done?

But Bodhi still approached with a smile, his handsome face was full of malicious intentions, "Teacher, look, Wukong is my apprentice now, and you are his half-father, then look at us."

Daoist Hongjun narrowed his eyes, looked at the little apprentice unkindly and said, "What exactly do you want to say?"

Bodhi laughed recklessly, "Could the two of us be able to talk about brothers?"

A miserable cry came from the main hall of Zixiao Palace: Ooooooooooooo~

Because this cry was so sad and desolate from the bottom of the heart, it caused the little children in Zixiao Palace, such as Ji Ni and Zhu Wu, to change into their original forms, and they started whining together. The little monkey at the side of the pool who was talking to Master Taiyi looked up, and saw that the little golden bean that had just been taken out of his hand fell to the ground with a thump.

In the deep mountains near Lingtai Mountain, there are often wolves standing on the top of the mountain and howling on the night of the full moon. The little monkeys are no strangers to this cry, but it is rare to hear this sound in Zixiao Palace.

The little monkey asked Master Taiyi curiously, "Brother, is there a mountain in Zixiao Palace? Why are there so many wolves?"

There may not necessarily be mountains, but it seems that there should be many ferocious beasts. If the mortal wolves come here, they will tremble with their tails between their legs?

The hairs on Taiyi's spine stood on end, Ji Lingling shuddered and said, "Who knows, it's okay, it's okay, senior brother is here, don't be afraid!"

The little monkey remembered the last time, and muttered, "No wonder the last time Master went out, Grandpa asked me if I was afraid, so there are so many wolves here."

Wukong frowned, and said very seriously, "Brother, Zixiao Palace is so dangerous, it's not good for Grandpa to live here, I invite him to go down the mountain and live in Lingtai Mountain for a while, but he is not willing."

Little thing, you really dare to speak!

Taiyi wiped off his cold sweat, and said with a dry laugh, "Don't worry, those little things have to be obedient in front of your master!"

In this Zixiao Palace, among the Xiaodao boys who come and go, which one is not a powerful character in the prehistoric world?At the beginning, his master Yuanshi Tianzun knew that staring at another junior uncle was not pleasing to the eye. Didn't he know that in the Zixiao Palace, it was really "people with fur and horns, people born from wetness" everywhere.

Of course, it's also possible that his master knew about it, but he didn't dare to say it at all.

Daoist Taiyi slandered his master Yuanshi Tianzun here, and pityed Master Tongtian with his foot, and then he slipped a little bit, unexpectedly his foot was knocked by something.

It's not enough to knock it once, but it's endless to knock it up!

The fat Taoist looked down, and saw a little man in golden armor, holding a pair of golden hammers, rattling hard beside his bare feet.

His little brother Wukong squatted behind the villain and looked at it strangely. He raised his head, opened his big watery eyes, and smiled innocently and said to him, "Brother, your instep is greened by Xiaojin!"

You also know that senior brother's insteps are blue!

Daoist Taiyi pinched the back of the little golden man's neck with his teeth grinning, and lifted it up. Unexpectedly, the little golden man struck back nimbly!

Hey!

"what!"

It was knocking on the joint of Daoist Taiyi's thumb!

super painful!

The fat Taoist shook his hand and almost dropped the little golden man on the ground, but luckily the little monkey stretched out his claws and caught it.

Master Taiyi was taken aback, "Wukong let go, it hurts you!"

The little monkey said, "No, it knows me! Brother, look how good it is!"

Master Taiyi watched helplessly as the little golden man put away his hammer, and obediently sat cross-legged in the palm of the little monkey, without moving.

This kind of discrimination is really

Could it be a gadget that recognized the owner?

Wukong put the little golden figure in his waist pouch, took out a jar of ointment, dug out a finger, dabbed some on the feet of Taiyi Daoist, and then wiped off his knuckles, "Senior brother rubs it himself, Once the medicine dissolves, it won't hurt anymore!"

Master Taiyi felt distressed when he smelled the fragrance of this good medicine. This is the top wound medicine in Tushita Palace, and it is not easy to get. After digging so much, a thin layer is enough!"

The little monkey handed the pot of medicine to Master Taiyi and said, "Ah? I don't know, this is given to me by the uncle, and he told me to use it like this. This pot is for the brother!"

Master Taiyi took it tremblingly, "Give it to me?"

The little monkey washed his hands in the pool water, wrinkled his nose and said, "I've painted my feet already! You can't do it if you don't want it!"

Obviously only touched your own little claws!

The disgusted real Taiyi was not angry at all, he happily kicked up the medicine jar, intending to hide it well, and take it out later if he vomits blood after being beaten!

Just thinking about it, suddenly felt a little unlucky?

Master Taiyi shook his head, then turned to the little monkey and asked, "Where did the little golden man come from? It's so dexterous!"

The little monkey showed him the bag, "Master also threw it to me. It was full of golden beans. I threw one on the ground and I became a human."

Daoist Taiyi said in surprise, "Ah? Scattering beans into soldiers! Senior brother, take a look?"

He stretched out two fingers to the end of the bag, and was about to pinch a golden bean to take a look, but he suddenly felt a sharp pain, and when he took out his fingers again, one was stabbed, and the other was cut with a small cut.

Daoist Taiyi healed his injuries with luck, and returned the bag to the junior brother, "Wukong, keep it well, don't spill this in front of the senior brother, otherwise the senior brother, uh, the senior brother may be seriously injured, okay?"

Originally, he wanted to say that hiccups came from Chaoliang, but suddenly he remembered why the little monkey was crying this time, and why they were staying in Zixiao Palace now, so Master Taiyi changed his words very cleverly.

The little monkey held the bag tightly, tightened the drawstring, and took a look at the senior brother's hand. Seeing that the cut had healed, he was relieved and said in shame, "Senior brother, I'm sorry!"

Master Taiyi smiled and said, "What's the matter, it's not painful, it's okay~ You can't cry because of this!"

The little monkey said angrily, "I won't cry!"

Well, well, our Wukong is the bravest and strongest man!

Just as he was talking, there was a splash of water in the pool, and an unfamiliar, clear and pleasant young voice said, "Is Wukong crying again?"

The little monkey retorted angrily, "No way!"

As soon as he turned around, he froze!

Wow!

Is this good-looking person his brother Nezha?

I saw a man standing in the lotus pond with lotus leaves, looking seventeen or eighteen years old, with wet black hair draped over his shoulders, fair complexion, handsome eyebrows, red lips and white teeth, straight nose bridge, and a plain Taoist robe sticking wetly to his skin On the top, it looks even more slender and fit.

The little monkey stared blankly at Nezha coming ashore, evaporating all the moisture from his body, and wearing a short Taoist robe, which made him look taller and longer, so he salivated enviously and said, "Brother, what are you doing?" I've grown taller again! So tall, so tall!"

Nezha bowed to Taiyi Daoist, and was helped by Taiyi Daoist who was overjoyed, "My good boy, Master can count on seeing this day."

Nezha smiled, and Master Taiyi said happily, "I'm going to write a letter to your ancestor, and I'm going to crown you!" He smiled and left.

Nezha bent down, and his long black hair fell down. He picked up the little monkey and looked at it carefully, "Well, the eyes are not swollen."

The little monkey insisted stubbornly, "I'm not crying!"

Nezha kissed his little hairy face, "Brother is afraid that your eyes will be swollen if you sleep too much, so I didn't say anything else~"

okay then~

The little monkey stroked Nezha's loose long hair, "Brother, your voice has changed, and your hair has grown too!"

Nezha nodded and heaved a sigh of relief. He had been in the period of changing his voice before, and his speech was harsh and unpleasant, which made him even more reluctant to speak.

Fortunately, this time it has grown a bit longer, and my voice has also improved.

In the future, I finally don't have to comb a child's bun. After the coronation ceremony, I can tie up my hair and become an adult.

When Nezha thought of this, he was also very happy in his heart, as if an invisible mountain on his back had finally been moved away, not only his body lightened suddenly, but also his vision became wider.

Daoist Taiyi acted resolutely, and sent out several letters in a row, his master Yuanshi Tianzun, several senior brothers, and Li Shan's old mother who was of the same generation as him, none of them were left behind.

At any rate, his apprentice was hundreds of years older, so he had to perform the coronation ceremony. Those who are elders, don't have to spend some congratulatory gifts! ?

In the main hall, the ancestor Hongjun who saw his little great-grandson was also very happy, looked at Nezha and said with a smile, "This is what a good boy looks like! I will practice in the future, even if I have always looked like this, I am better than before. !"

Nezha respectfully kowtowed, "The disciple made a mistake before! Thank you Daozu."

Thanks again to Patriarch Bodhi.

Bodhi's butt hurts, and he slumps on the chair beside him, "Come on, how good is this, a young man with a clear and handsome face, not much better than a child who looked like a child and pretended to be deep?"

Nezha blushed, thinking of his past, he felt absurd, "Don't dare again."

Hongjun Daozu said, "Good boy, it's good to know that you are wrong. In the future, don't worry about the past, just look forward, remember?"

Nezha nodded.

The old Taoist ancestor asked the children to go out to play by themselves.

When the children were gone, the old Daoist blew his beard and stared, "You still say Nezha, what about yourself?"

Bodhi had a bitter face, "Father, my dear father, dear father, please don't criticize me, why don't I look forward? Why did I bury the past in my heart!"

"I'm not good enough now, am I? Raising your son every day, making him alive and kicking, so skinny and so delicate!"

"What else do you want to call me?"

Daoist Hongjun softened his heart and sighed, "I'm in the same way now, and I don't know what will happen in the end. I didn't care at first, but I was just thinking about you. I found Wukong as an apprentice for you before and sent you to the lower realm. Thinking of this, there is no concern, but after you left, the deeper I get together, the more this concern will be added."

Alas, the world is unpredictable.

Bodhi was sour, "Teacher, just say that you don't love me and it's over! Why do you have to blame Tiandao?"

"You just see how cute my apprentice is, the younger son and the older grandson, you can't bear it!"

"Admit it!"

Daoist Hongjun turned his head to look for something, "Where is my feather duster!"

Bodhi knelt down, "Father, tell me, I won't interrupt!"

While kneeling straight, he used his toes to pull down the feather duster stuck in his back.

Such a murder weapon must not be found by the old man again!

Seeing how easy it was for him to kneel, Daoist Hongjun snorted and stopped looking for him, "Sit back, don't pretend to be pitiful!"

okay!

Bodhi knelt and sat on the mat again in an orderly manner, but in a moment of inadvertence, he pushed the feather duster out from the neck collar with his buttocks.

Hongjun Daozu watched helplessly, a chicken feather flower bloomed on the back of his little apprentice's head.

Ha ha.

There was another howl of ghosts and wolves in the main hall.

Bodhi was crying and rubbing his buttocks, humming and chirping, "Your apprentice, I am already this old, and Wukong can walk and talk, and he is so sensible. Daddy, you still beat me like this. If my younger brother sees it, it will be a big deal." OK!"

This rambling little bastard!

Hongjun Daozu said, "I regret it, how can you ask Wukong to be your apprentice, even if you give him to your elder brother, he is better than you!"

Bodhi immediately jumped up, "No, mine is mine! Wukong has become my apprentice, and he will be my apprentice for the rest of his life!"

Daozu Hongjun snorted, "That's not necessarily true. If you despise him for being mischievous and drive him out of the sect in the future, it's better for me to come forward and change the course and ask him to change the sect!"

Bodhi was indignant, "Impossible, there will never be that day! Teacher, you underestimate me too much. Once you enter my teacher's school, you will always be my disciple! No matter what I do, I will not do that. A matter of kindness!"

Hongjun Daozu didn't believe it, he just said, "You swear?"

Swear it, swear it!

Bodhi was so excited that he raised his two fingers and swore to the sky that if he had the intention of expelling Wukong from the sect in the future, everyone would be deserted, lonely and forgotten, his soul would be scattered, and there would be no afterlife!

Daoist Hongjun let out a long breath and sighed, "It doesn't have to be so cruel."

Bodhi was furious, "Isn't it the teacher who forced you?"

But after thinking about it, Bodhi felt something was wrong, "Why do I feel that you mean something, and there is something in your words? No, I have to figure it out!"

Bodhi suffered several rounds of recuperation that day, only to feel pain all over his body, so he leaned crookedly on the proof table, found a comfortable position, and began to calculate.

As soon as I pinched my fingers, I was stunned. What should I start the class with?

Master-student relationship?

Grandparents?

Brotherhood?

Bodhi took a look at his teacher. Daozu Hongjun was sitting on the Taoist bed, meditating with his eyes lowered, as if to let him go.

Is it because I am afraid that I know it, or I am sure that I cannot figure it out.

Bodhi's heart moved, and he taught a hexagram on the topic of whether Lingshan's principal affairs went well this time.

The hexagram shows: the nobleman leaves home, is not in his position, the future is uncertain, and things are not harmonious.

What do you mean?

Does it mean that Jin Chan has left Lingshan and things are not going well?

Bodhi rubbed his chin, and counting the fortune of Nanzhan Buzhou, everything was calm, only man-made and natural disasters, all minor disasters.

Well, it's okay, it seems that Lingshan can't make any waves in Nanzhan Buzhou this time.

In this way, out of today's three hexagrams, there is only one hexagram left.

Bodhi thought for a while, fearing too much loss of enlightenment luck, so he measured the luck of Xiniu Hezhou.

Drink, good guy, if you don’t count, it’s enough. After a long while, Bodhi said to Daozu Hongjun in bewilderment, "Teacher, are you a cheating son or a cheating apprentice? This Xiniu Hezhou is not a peaceful place either." !"

The air of blood and evil is everywhere, and there will be no peace for thousands of years.

If it weren't for the remote location of Lingtai Mountain and the presence of a saint like him, I am afraid that many big monsters have been raised in these years!

Hey, no, he remembered that before he went down to the realm, the young boy from Tushita Palace came to clean up first, right?

His elder brother's Xiaodao boy, what kind of stuff did he pack! ?

Daoist Hongjun chuckled, "Aren't you the only one who cares about those fluffy ones? Aren't they all reserved for you?"

Who, who likes fluffy!

Even if I like it, I only like my apprentice, okay!