Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Bodhi looked at Qiongqi with strange eyes, and reached out to touch his forehead, "You don't have a fever, are you crazy?"

"What is this nonsense?"

"How can my teacher and my apprentice have a father-son relationship?"

"Come, come, let me tell you about the ethics of this mortal world!"

"As the saying goes, father's father is called grandpa" and master's master is called Shizu!

Qiongqi was not annoyed, he folded his hands and said with a smile, "Senior brother, you are really blind. If you say no, then I will ask you two questions first. If you answer well and still don't change your mind, I will admit my Crazy and silly, okay?"

Bodhi thought about it, he happened to be fine, so let's chat for a while, then nodded and said, "Okay, you ask! You don't have to admit anything, if I don't change my mind, you will take the money you got in the prehistoric era." Take out two of those gadgets and give them to Wukong, okay?"

Qiongqi chuckled, "Okay, I'll pick whatever he wants." After all, he also likes that little monkey very much, its whole body is light and clean, and it's rare to see it.

The two clapped their hands together as an oath, and Bodhi didn't find anything wrong so far, and waited for Qiongqi to ask questions confidently.

Qiongqi said, "Brother, tell me first, how was your Wukong born, and who are his parents?"

Bodhi raised his eyebrows and said, "It's too simple. Who in the Three Realms doesn't know that my Wukong is transformed from a stone egg conceived by heaven and earth. If so, of course, some people say that he is the son of heaven, although it is exaggerated, it is not a problem if you look closely."

"Right?"

Qiongqi nodded, "That's right, brother, you have to memorize this answer, then I'll ask the second question!"

Bodhi was confident, and nodded slowly, "Ask!"

Just let the horse come over!

Qiongqi smiled maliciously, "Brother, tell me, after the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods, what has Master been busy with?"

Bodhi spread his hands, "It's okay if the outside world doesn't know about it, none of us in Zixiao Palace don't know, isn't the teacher always joining forces?"

Qiongqi nodded, "Yeah, the master is joining the Tao, what kind of Tao is it?"

Bodhi suddenly felt that his brain was stuck, and his consciousness suddenly received some shock. He just felt dizzy for a while, and he heard himself stammering, "Well, of course, it's the way of heaven."

Qiongqi spread his hands.

Bodhi cried and fainted on the spring bench in the corridor!

Qiongqi was taken aback, he had never seen his third senior brother cry so sadly, he walked over slowly with his hands in his sleeves, and said cautiously, "Senior brother, are you alright?"

Bodhi lay on the spring stool, raised his dull eyes, and muttered to himself, "I'm so stupid, really. I only know that my little apprentice is called brother all over the world, but I don't know his real brother." It turned out to be me"

The young, handsome and charming Xianjun, now patted the spring stool without any image, crying loudly, "My apprentice! My apprentice! I'm still here to rank others! That's my apprentice! "

Qiongqi laughed so hard that he almost lost his original shape, "Senior Brother, Senior Brother, don't cry! It's okay, hahahaha"

The two had a quarrel, and Qiongqi abducted Bodhi, who was crying all over his face and was greatly shocked, "Go, go, go to my place, today I have a good thing, just pick it, whatever you like, you How about giving it to Wukong?"

Bodhi wiped away tears and said indignantly, "I will not be soft-hearted!"

snort!

The two ran shoulder to shoulder, and in the room, Daozu Hongjun and Qingfeng watched over the sleeping cub, reluctant to move their eyes away.

poor see you~

In the Yaochi, the Queen Mother wiped away her tears, "After crying and falling asleep, you will have a fever! Why did you carry him out in such a stormy and snowy day, poor man! After all, you men are rough, you only beat and raise children!"

Guanglin was also a little ashamed, scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry, now that Taoist Ancestor is taking care of you, I think it will be fine!"

The Queen Mother sighed, "Forget it, I'll go to Zixiao Palace to see for myself later!"

Seventh Princess hurriedly said in a low voice, "Mother, I want to go too"

The other sisters also stared.

The Queen Mother said, "Wukong still doesn't know what to do. Many people are making trouble for him. He's depressed. He has to cheer up and talk to you. It's not enough for him! I didn't show up when I went, just watched him outside quietly." Once, if he is safe, I will come back."

"Be honest, if you want to see him, don't be in a hurry."

okay then

After a while the eldest princess came back and said to Guanglin, "These are the two peaches you want. They are neither good nor bad. They are fairy peaches, but they are ordinary. I asked the land in the yard to look for it for a long time. Look at it." Right?"

Guanglin took the small basket and looked it over carefully. He saw the two fairy peaches, half green and half red, more green and less red. A nice peach fragrance.

This appearance, at first glance, looks very disgusting, but after a closer look, one can detect the difference from Fantao.

Guanglin just laughed, "That's exactly what we want! Thank you, Ma'am, and thank you, Your Highness!"

The Queen Mother said, "I don't know what your master wants to get angry with, even if it's to vent your anger on Wukong, it doesn't have to be like this. Although these peaches are not good-looking, isn't it good to use them to squeeze peach juice for Wukong when they are a little ripe? "

The empress almost said that they were unworthy, if she wanted to say that, she wouldn't even bother with them!

Hurry up and get out together with the big sticks!

Guanglin said, "We don't know Master's intentions either. The old man is so angry this time that we dare not breathe loudly by the side. Master has ordered, and we disciples have to follow. Madam, I have to go to Wuzhuang Temple , this is my farewell!"

The Queen Mother had no choice but to say, "Good boy, go yourself!"

After receiving a salute from Guanglin, he watched him turn and leave with the bamboo basket in hand.

The eldest princess put a basket of good peaches beside her mother, "Mother, I just got this, I will send it to Zixiao Palace later?"

The empress said, "No, I can go by myself. You are at home and watch them not to run around. In addition, teach them that you are not allowed to talk about Guanglin's coming to pick up peaches today." There's a lot going on inside!

The girls pouted, they were not allowed to go out in this fairyland every day, and those were the only people they saw, so who should they tell?

Regardless of her daughter's complaints, the empress took the peaches and went to Zixiao Palace in a phoenix chariot, but she didn't show up, she was led by the little boy, and looked inside at the entrance of the main hall.

Well, the little monkey is fine, sleeping peacefully, but who is holding him?

The Queen Mother took a closer look, except for the difference in clothes, she couldn't see the difference between her Taoist ancestor and Master Wukong!

How strange and strange!

The Queen Mother whispered authentically, "The one inside, is it the Taoist ancestor, or the Bodhi Taoist friend?"

Qiongqi went to play with Bodhi. The gatekeeper at the moment is a little boy from Quanshubian, with a small round horn growing on his head. Two small sparks came out, quickly covered them, stuffed them into the mouth, blushed, looked at the Queen Mother and stammered, "It's inside, it's Daozu!"

The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor used to be Hongjun Daozu's sitting boy. When the lich fought, the demon king died in battle, and there was no one in the heaven, Hongjun Daozu sent them two to sit in the Heavenly Court. The Queen Mother is naturally very familiar with Zixiao Palace. Everyone waited, and laughed when they saw the little boy, "Why are you, why don't you set fires under the stove, why come here to guard the door, where are you senior brother Qiongqi?"

Quan Shu said embarrassingly, "Brother asked me to come, and I don't know where he went."

Knowing that Quan Shu has always been timid, the Queen Mother didn't make it difficult for him, so she handed him the peach and said, "This is for Wukong, when he wakes up, you help me bring it to him!"

Quan Shu nodded obediently, and the Queen Mother pinched his fleshy face, said goodbye and left.

When she returned to the Heavenly Court, the Queen Mother went to the Jade Emperor and told her about what happened today.

Although she loves Wukong very much, she can't delay her business.

Sure enough, the Jade Emperor didn't care about anything else. When he heard that the Buddha in Lingshan passed away and was reincarnated in the lower realm and went to the eastern land of Nanzhan Buzhou, he couldn't help but frowned. It really shouldn't be!"

The Queen Mother snorted, "What should I do? What if I shouldn't? Can you still issue an order?"

The empress fanned her fan, but she couldn't extinguish the anger in her heart, "Now on the other side of the Lingshan Mountain, for the oath of heaven, the foundation of the sage, they have already calculated red eyes. If you tell them not to move the six realms of reincarnation, they will not move?"

The Jade Emperor was displeased when he heard this, "If I have the strength of a saint, I won't be controlled by others and be a puppet everywhere."

The Queen Mother persuaded, "Forget it, why mention this? Didn't you see that even if it is our master, if his child is wronged, he can only endure it?"

The Jade Emperor told her to be confused, "Master, where did the master get the child? Who is it? Friends Bodhi is really the master's child?"

The Queen Mother knocked on the Jade Emperor's shoulder with her fan, "Your Majesty, why are you so confused! I'm talking about Wukong! Why did you believe those nonsense?"

She leaned over and muttered a few words in a low voice, and the Jade Emperor suddenly realized, "So that's the case! That fellow Bodhi should be the illusion of Senior Brother Tongtian?"

The Queen Mother said, "That's not obvious!"

The Jade Emperor laughed, "It's because you are smart that you figured it out, otherwise how could anyone else think it up!"

The Queen Mother laughed, "It's not that I'm smart, it's that they don't dare to think about it, and they don't know that our master is just an ordinary old man who loves the younger generation. He is not as hard-hearted as they imagined!"

Everyone thought that the Master Tongtian was punished so badly in Zixiao Palace that he might have fallen to the position of a saint, and his existence had long been forgotten. How could he have imagined that he would come back out of the arena in a different form.

The Jade Emperor sighed after hearing this, "If it wasn't for the master, or for the two of us, we wouldn't be here today."

The Queen Mother said, "That's natural, but it's your Majesty's own blessing and luck, otherwise there are so many people in Zixiao Palace!"

The Jade Emperor was heartbroken by what the Queen Mother said, and his complexion became much better.

It's just that the matter of Lingshan is really disturbing, the Jade Emperor said, "I don't know if the old gentleman understands this matter?" Yixuanmen will definitely be involved.

So Laojun's attitude is also very important.

The Queen Mother laughed, "Just as Third Senior Brother is narrow-minded and protecting his apprentice, do you think he can sue Laojun and Tianzun?"

"Back then in the great catastrophe of conferring gods, everyone in the Jiejiao was on the list. There was no way out. Laojun and Tianzun suppressed the third senior brother so that he would not make mistakes, and cleaned up the Jiejiao. But this time the little spirit monkey was born, There is no karma in him at all, and Laojun and Tianzun love each other tightly, so they really treat him as their own nephew."

"Although the child feels sad because of the death of his friend, it's okay to cry, but Laojun and Tianzun inevitably take their anger out on Lingshan."

The Jade Emperor nodded, "Your Majesty's use of the word venting anger is excellent."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the Jade Emperor said, "Forget it, then I will suppress the crime of disturbing the underworld, and I won't go into it, just wait for the future!"

The empress saw that the Jade Emperor knew what was on her mind, so she said goodbye and left. Her fairyland was still in trouble, so she couldn't leave for too long.

After the queen mother left, the Jade Emperor thought about it for a while, and called the little gods who belonged to Nanzhan Buzhou, and asked each of them to silently monitor the reincarnated person of the Buddha. , Muttering a few words unavoidably, each led the order to go to the lower realm.

Waves of ripples, with Lingshan as the point, rippling away, I don't know what kind of waves will be stirred up in the end.

The little monkey Wukong was ignorant of all this, and had a good sleep in his grandfather's arms. After waking up, he felt much better and had some energy.

Then quietly went to pull grandpa's beard

Daozu was sitting there, snoring with his eyes closed. He had a unique beard, and he ran out in a sticky manner, almost poking the old man's nostrils between breaths.

It's itchy to look at.

The little monkey stared blankly for a while, then couldn't help stretching out its little paws.

catch!

扥！

Daozu was sleeping soundly, only felt a pain on his lips

Ok?

How many years has it been since he has never felt pain?

The old man opened his eyes silently, wanting to see which one is bold?

In the end, he saw his good boy looking at him with a smile, holding a long hair in his claws.

Looking at the gray color, it looked familiar, oh, it turned out to be my beard!

The old Taoist ancestor picked up the little monkey and poked its belly, "Naughty! Pull grandpa's beard when he wakes up!"

The little monkey hugged Daozu's neck coquettishly, "Grandpa, I miss you so much!" After this, the little monkey hasn't seen the old Taoist for several months.

Daozu Hongjun just sent people away not long ago, but he happily let the little monkey hang on his neck and writhed, "Grandpa wants to be a good boy too~~"

The little monkey hummed, "Do you want to be with grandpa?"

Daoist Hongjun waved his hand, "Then stay here, Grandpa Zixiao Palace is so big! It's big enough!"

But the little monkey said, "Grandpa, come home with me? My family is big, okay?"

Daoist Hongjun laughed loudly, "You bastard, you still want to kidnap grandpa!"

The old Taoist ancestor naturally cannot leave Zixiao Palace lightly. One is that he is now at a critical moment when he joins the Dao, and the other is that he must resist the demons from outside the territory in these 33 outer heavens, and give this small world peace, even if he is reluctant to say "" No" word, but it can only be declined in this way.

The cub was not very happy, and stuck to his grandfather, the breeze surrounding Daozu was a little bit jealous, and gently blew the back of the little monkey's head.

Wukong didn't pay attention to it at first, but he kept being blown, no matter how slow he was, he knew it, and the little monkey suddenly stretched out his hand!

Caught empty.

Zai Zai pouted, "Grandpa, someone is secretly scratching me behind my back, pulling my fur!"

Daoist Hongjun put on a straight face, "Huh? Tell Grandpa to see, which scoundrel did it!?"

Xiao Qingfeng hid

no one?

The little monkey burrowed into his grandpa's arms, and said in a low voice, "Grandpa, grandpa, did you release the Feng Po from your arms?"

Daozu laughed loudly, "Maybe some windy woman is naughty? Let's ignore her, okay?"

Qingfeng was so angry that he blew a mouthful behind Daozu!

Just as Bodhi entered the door, he saw his teacher sitting on the bed, the hem of his back clothes was lifted by a gust of wind from nowhere, and his pocket was covered tightly!

puff.

This is really

Very popular!

Seeing the little monkey busy helping his grandfather tidy up his clothes, Bodhi felt sour, took out the good things he found from Qiongqi, gave them to the little monkey, and coaxed him to find Nezha and his senior brother Let's play.

After the little monkey's cheerful footsteps ran away, Bodhi approached with a smile and said, "Teacher, can I tell you something?"