Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yuanshi Tianzun was ashamed and ashamed, knelt down in front of the teacher and dared not raise his head.

Although Taishang Laojun called his junior brother to come over for the teacher to clean up, he couldn't bear to see him lose face in this way, so he changed the subject and said, "Teacher, this little monkey is after all a spiritual creature of heaven and earth, so the Tathagata's calculations, I'm afraid it won't work." OK."

More than wrong?

That's quite wrong!

Speaking of which, in this small world today, the highest level is a saint, but the position of a saint is also divided into high and low.

Ancestor Hongjun is the highest rank among the saints, a saint of the Dao of Heaven, but he seems to have entered a dead end after practicing so far, unable to move forward or retreat, which is really troublesome.

Therefore, since the Great Tribulation of Conferred God, Patriarch Hongjun couldn't get out of seclusion, and tried his best to break through again.

It really made him find a way.

In short, fit the way.

With the physical body, unite with the way of heaven, and then work together to break through this world, seek greater opportunities, for yourself, and for this small world that is solidified in one place.

It's hard.

Although his strength is similar to the way of heaven, they are two different species after all, and it is not so easy to merge them into one.

At present, the old patriarch has only touched a little bit of the true meaning of heaven with his spiritual consciousness.

But even though it was only a little bit like a fingernail, Patriarch Hongjun knew a lot of secrets between heaven and earth.

For example, the origin of the little spirit monkey.

He is the son of heaven!

biological!

Cultivated by the Heavenly Dao himself!

How long has this world been born, and how long has that fairy embryo stone egg been conceived!

Nezha, the little apprentice grandson who was a foolish apprentice than himself, has been in his mother's belly for a longer time!

Heavenly Dao treats the fairy fetal stone egg as the apex of the heart, and gives the little stone monkey all the partiality. You say that if you don't make people holy, you can't be holy?To be a Buddha is to be a Buddha?

It's just a Buddha, let alone a saint, who can't even reach the strength of a quasi-sage, what a puff! ?

Have you ever asked the Dao of Heaven, is he willing to let you take the opportunity of that little spirit monkey to become yourself?

If it comes true, maybe the Dao of Heaven is so righteous that he will not do anything for the sake of the stability of the Three Realms for a while, but in the end, can you get that little spiritual mountain of the Western Sect?

I'm afraid that once it is destroyed, it is close at hand.

This is even more daring than ordinary people breaking ground on the head of Tai Sui.

Thinking of this, Taoist Hongjun let out a long sigh, and instead of answering the words of the big apprentice, he said something else, "Speaking of which, your little brother has been imprisoned with me for a while, I see, he recently It seems that I have figured it out, I plan to let him out, what do you think?"

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun were startled, but after thinking about it, there was nothing wrong with it.

The three brothers have been siblings since the beginning of the prehistoric times, and they have been together day and night, advancing and retreating together, only this one point of difference, in the long years, is nothing.

Taishang Laojun nodded and said, "Little brother was also confused for a while back then. He has always been soft-hearted. He established a cut-off teaching, accepting everything, which made the inside and outside inconsistent, which made him suffer a lot. He almost died because of it. Speaking of it, It's not his fault."

Yuan Shi Tianzun also said, "Master, the set of Jade Sword of Junior Brother was originally acquired by my apprentice in the Jade Sword Formation, and I was asked to confiscate it later. I have been thinking about returning it to Junior Brother. Since you If you want to let him out, that apprentice should return this set of swords to him."

Ancestor Hongjun said, "Can you take it with you?"

Yuan Shi nodded, "I have it." After finishing speaking, he took out the Four Swords of Zhu Xian, put them on the ground, and pushed them towards Daozu Hongjun.

Daoist Hongjun didn't move, he took the four swords, but he didn't know where they got them, but said, "I'll keep this sword for him first."

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun didn't want to go astray, because the junior brother Tongtian is the master's darling, and when he divided Baoyan into the treasure, most of the good things were given to Tongtian by the teacher. Four Swords is the best among them.

The teacher retracted this time, there must be a purpose, and the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun also subconsciously believed in this.

Sure enough, Hongjun Daozu said, "Now that the Three Realms are stable, although I want to let him go out, I don't want him to walk in the world in the name of reaching the sky. After a great catastrophe, he has many enemies and many traitors. If Going out with the original name and appearance again, I am afraid that the Three Realms will be disturbed again, causing everyone to feel uneasy."

After becoming an alias, this part of the teaching leader's portable magic weapon can no longer be used naturally.

Not only the magic weapon, I am afraid that the original dojo will not be able to return!

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun looked at each other, and Laojun asked with concern, "Then, junior brother can't go back to Biyou Palace on Penglai Island, but where is he going?"

Ancestor Hongjun stroked his beard and said, "The Xi Niu Hezhou has now been borrowed by the Western Church for a piece of land, but there are other paradises?"

Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "Of course there are, but Master wants to find a Taoist place for junior brother in Xiniu Hezhou?"

Ancestor Hongjun said, "Well, when I look at the human world, I can only see that place is better. The wilderness is unopened, and little demons are everywhere. Your junior brother will feel more at ease when he is gone."

This is also true. Now Nanzhan Buzhou is occupied by human races, Dongshengshenzhou is small and closed, and Beiju Luzhou is perennially frozen. They are not good places, and only Xiniuhezhou is a place where there is some comfort.

Taishang Laojun nodded with a smile and said, "That's true. It just so happens that Zhenyuan Jinding and others are located in Hezhou, Xiniu. The younger brother had a good relationship with them in the past. This time we live together, so we can come and go as we please."

Daozu Hongjun said, "I figured out that your little junior brother and that little spirit monkey have a master-student relationship. Later, I will ask him to go with you to Tushita Palace. The three of you get together and figure out an identity for him." Come, find another cave in Hezhou, Xiniu, and settle him down, so that their master and apprentice can have a place to stay."

This statement is not false, although it can be calculated that there is a master-student fate, but it is very weak, but even so, Hongjun Daozu also wanted to ask his apprentice to protect this young little spirit monkey, so how can he gain face in heaven? Love, to make up for the causal shortcomings caused by the Great Tribulation of Fengshen.

Even if the fate is meager, wouldn't it be good for the two masters and apprentices to get along?

It's just that when these words came out, the two apprentices were shocked for once.

Ah, this!

So sudden!

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun looked at each other, and Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Master, if the little spirit monkey is asked to worship the younger brother as a teacher, then the Tathagata counts both of them as master and apprentice, what should we do?"

At that time, most of the disciples of Jiejiao returned to the Heavenly Court, and all the star kings were named, while the rest were all taken to Lingshan by Zhunti, so that the western religion made a lot of money. The corner dug out from the explanation of education has directly grown a lot, and it can almost compete with Taiyi Xuanmen!

Now let the little junior brother and the little spirit monkey who was targeted by the Tathagata be master and apprentice, then the little junior brother will be tricked again, what should I do?

Daoist Hongjun said slowly, "You and I are not dead, what are you afraid of?"

Yuan Shi muttered, "Then beat the mouse, threw the jade and hurt the vase, thanks to us!"

Daozu Hongjun turned his head and asked Taishang Laojun, "This little Yuanshi, has he been frightened out of his courage after a catastrophe?"

Taishang Laojun smiled and said, "Master, he is also worried about Junior Brother, otherwise, why don't you call Junior Brother here and ask his opinion?"

Daoist Hongjun heard the same thing, and said to the little boy, "Go and call Tongtian."

The little boy took his orders and went away. Not long after, the leader of Tongtian came to the hall and greeted him twice. Daozu Hongjun only concealed the origin of the little monkey, told his arrangement, and asked, "So and so, are you willing?"

Tong Tian had nothing to do, and said lazily, "Teacher, why bother so much? I have lived well in Zixiao Palace. Don't you say that your family property will be inherited by me in the end? Why do you suddenly regret it now? I kick it out? But you have a new apprentice again?"

A little brat!

Daoist Hongjun was old and strong, grabbed his whisk, jumped up and ran after Tongtianmandian, and finally let him catch him, and honestly gave his butt a pumping!

The Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun turned a deaf ear to the junior brother's wailing, and turned a blind eye to the junior junior brother's condemning eyes. They got together and murmured about the efficacy of a gourd nine-turn purple golden pill.

In fact, the effectiveness of this thing can be explained clearly by just grabbing a child in the heavenly court!

Tong Tian knelt crookedly on the futon, clutching his buttocks, and glared at the two senior brothers, "There is no brotherhood!"

Taishang Laojun looked at his hands, Yuanshi Tianzun looked at his feet, and the two looked at each other, "I'm taking good care of myself, how about you?"

"It's not bad, I haven't walked by myself for many years!"

hehehe~

When the weather passes, the seven orifices produce smoke.

Hongjun Daozu said, "Okay, stop making trouble, that's it, you also change your face, change your clothes, go down with your senior brother, and live in Hezhou, Xiniu from now on, so that you can teach that little monkey, don't you neglected him!"

Tong Tian said, "There are still some people left in my teaching, I want to take them all with me!"

Daozu was very happy, "Take them all away! One by one, they are edible! My Zixiao Palace can't afford it, hurry up, don't leave any behind, take them all!"

snort!

Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi took out the map of Xiniu Hezhou, studied it for a long time, selected a few places, and presented them to Hongjun Daozu, and asked the teacher to personally select the dojo for the younger brother.

Daoist Hongjun looked at a few places, but he was not very satisfied. Although the place is big, the feng shui is not very good. If the feng shui is good, the place is too narrow. Getting impatient, he pointed to a place and said, "I look good here!"

The three masters and apprentices took a closer look, and found that it was a mountain range, covering a very large area, but it was slightly off.

Taishang Laojun smiled and said, "There is a ready-made Taoist temple here. I set it up when I left Hangu Pass and wandered here. Now there are still a few puppet Taoists there to watch the house. The master and the apprentice When we go there, we don’t need to build a house, we can live directly.”

Tong Tian clapped his hands, "That's it!"

Yuan Shi said, "It's just a little bit off!" It's very far away from the Wuzhuang Temple, let alone Lingshan Mountain, it's almost unreliable, and it's a bit desolate.

Hongjun Daozu looked at it, stroked his beard and said, "It's good to be biased. He went out this time, incognito, and he just turned into a hermit here, which is not eye-catching."

Taishang Laojun nodded, "Exactly."

The three masters and apprentices looked up at Tong Tiandao again, "Then what will you look like, and what new name will you give?"

Tongtian is the youngest of the three brothers. Taishang Laojun has a gray beard and looks like an old man. Yuanshi Tianzun likes to dress calmly. He has always been a middle-aged Taoist priest with a long beard, and the leader has always been a handsome young man. At this time, listening to the master and senior brother asking this question, he scratched his head with the fan in his hand and said, "That's not easy, let me figure it out."

After saying that, there was a "bang", and a cloud of smoke rose in place, waiting for the smoke to disperse.

Uh-huh?

The two Hongjun Taoist ancestors sat facing each other, Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun sat on the left and right, kneeling on both sides, looking at the younger brother with a helpless expression: begging for beating again!

Sure enough, in the next second, Taoist ancestor picked up the whisk, jumped up and smoked, and the old man transformed by Tongtian picked up his robe and ran, "Everyone has a saying, a small subject will walk away, teacher, this disciple is also showing respect to your old man!!"

Honor your grandma's legs!

Catch another fat beating!

Amidst howling ghosts and howling wolves, Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun looked at the map with their hands in their sleeves, "Oh, this is too remote! There is no one in a thousand miles around."

"Just look at me and say it's a little bit off!"

"I also wanted to be quiet at the time, but the scenery there is really good. Oh, there is a back mountain here. I remember that I planted a peach tree on the mountain. I don't know if it still exists now. If there is, little spirit monkey I went, and there are peaches to eat! That peach tree is not ordinary, not much worse than flat peaches."

"Senior brother, although there is a puppet Taoist in your place, you may not have visited it for many years, why don't you ask someone to take a look at it later? I'm afraid I won't be able to live there, and the third child will make trouble again."

"Well, what you said makes sense. When I go back later, I'll ask someone to go down and have a look. Let's do a big cleaning first!"

"Then I'll send some people to help."

"Good good."

After the senior brother and the second senior brother finished their research, they took the junior brother who named him Bodhi Patriarch (because he had the word ancestor, he was pinned down and beaten by Daozu Hongjun), and more than two hundred disciples of Jiejiao, together Qi went back to Tushita palace.

As soon as he entered the door, the Taoist who was guarding the door was startled, "Master, this"

Taishang Laojun looked at the little junior brother who was rubbing his buttocks against the teacher's face, and he had a headache, and introduced him, "This is Bodhi Taoist from Hezhou, Xiniu. He is my good friend. He has lived here recently. He brought [-] apprentices with him, call some of them and arrange a place to stay."

The Tushita Palace is very large and there are so many homes, it is very easy for 200 people to live there. Xiaodaotong agreed as promised, and asked the Bodhi master how to arrange it.

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Senior brother, please live with me, fellow Bodhi Taoist. It is suitable for us to sit and discuss the Tao."

Taishang Laojun went to see his younger brother, "How about Bodhi?"

Patriarch Bodhi groaned, "I just got injured, so I don't want to sit down."

Yuanshi Tianzun twitched his forehead, "I won't let you sit down, my room is very spacious, enough for you to do somersaults!"

That's it!

After arranging this tired little ancestor to stay, the Taishang Laojun said, "Where is Qingtong, call me to see me!"

The doorkeeper Xiaodaotong went to entertain the guests, and he changed the conversation back and forth, with a nervous expression on his face, stammering authentically, "Senior Brother Qingtong, he, he, he is not here!"

Ok?

Taishang Laojun walked to the alchemy room and asked casually, "When he comes back, ask him to come see me!"

Yuanshi Tianzun felt something was wrong, Qingtong is now the big boy of the housekeeper of Tushita Palace, when Laojun is away, he will not go out easily, why is he not here?Frowning, he asked, "Where did Qingtong go?"

The little Taoist boy became even more nervous, "Go, go, give it to Chang'e Fairy, send it, send it to the fairy!"

As soon as these words came out, Taishang Laojun stood still and waved to Xiaodaotong, "Come here!"

Xiao Daotong's face changed, and he knelt down, "Master, I didn't lie to you, that's what senior brother told me when he left!"

That's a neat word to say.

Taishang Laojun raised his eyebrows, he just felt that the child's articulation was wrong, and wanted to call him over to get his pulse, but now he felt something was wrong, "Niutong, what do you know!? Honestly!"

Niu Tong burst into tears, "Master, don't do my business. It was discussed by Huo Tong, Shui Tong and Qing Tong. I don't know what they did!"

Oh.

Taishang Laojun understood, just now in the alchemy room, he talked to Yuanshi Tianzun, and he didn't carry Huotong behind his back. This little thing must have listened to a few words and sent a message to the little spirit monkey.

I just don't know how this letter is transmitted.

Laojun waved his sleeves and said, "I see, you can feed the cows!"

After finishing speaking, he continued to go to the alchemy room.

Yuanshi Tianzun followed his senior brother and left, and the two of them didn't take another look at the stunned Niutong with a funny face.

It was only when he was about to enter the alchemy room that Yuan Shi said, "Brother, it's really strange that such a root seedling has grown out of your Tushita palace."

Taishang Laojun said, "Oh, child, it's not uncommon to grow crooked. It's also the young boy who was too spoiled a few years ago."

These two have lived for so long, they are old men among the best, and there is nothing they don't understand.

Yuan Shi was happy to see the younger generation deflated, and said with a smile, "Teach him a lesson this time!"

Taishang Laojun also smiled and said, "A while ago, when the little spirit monkey came, the Seventh Princess followed, and she saw something wrong at a glance. She has already taught Qingtong once, but unfortunately this child is soft-hearted."

Yuan Shi curled his lips, "If you don't take care of yourself, this young boy might just be another junior!"

It just so happened that the leader came over after setting up his disciples. Hearing this, he rolled his eyes and said, "What's wrong with the younger brother, I think the younger brother is very good!"

Taishang Laojun was overjoyed when he saw him, "Yo, you came at a good time, I happen to be making a Blind Good Fortune Pill, and you can help me refine the medicinal materials, your second brother is careless and always can't clean it!"

Patriarch Bodhi curled his lips, "Baigan can't do it!"

"All right, all right, if you don't do it in vain, do you want to compensate your apprentice?"

cut~