Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Nezha looked at the table and saw that the small bowls filled with custard were full, and the small spoon was put aside, without taking a bite.

He shook the little monkey, walked over, and put him next to the table, "Why didn't you eat?"

The little monkey thought for a while, then he definitely couldn't say that he planned to follow suit, he didn't have time to eat at all, so he imitated the Seventh Princess and said, "Brother is not here, I can't eat."

Nezha almost choked on his own saliva.

The seventh princess is really absent, but the aura is still there~

He nodded the little monkey's forehead, "Don't imitate Seventh Sister's speech."

Pushing the bowl towards the little monkey again, he said, "Brother is back this time, you can eat it at ease! Ah, this one is getting cold, it will smell fishy, ​​can I change it to another bowl?"

Nezha felt warm in his heart. His little monkey was so caring. In order not to let him lose his promise, he held back a bite and waited for him to come back.

The little monkey didn't change, "Don't waste food, I like to eat it cold!"

Nezha raised his eyebrows, and the little monkey quickly added, "I like the hot ones too!"

It doesn't mean that you only like to eat cold and don't like to eat hot!

Nezha chuckled, "Little thing, there's nothing you didn't think about!" He stretched out his hand to touch the side of the bowl, seeing that it was still warm and not completely cooled, he followed the little monkey.

Seeing his brother coming back, the little monkey was smiling again, and the little lotus leaf and lotus pod were swaying gently, obviously in a relaxed and happy mood, so while eating, he asked quietly, "Brother, where are you going?" What are you doing with Master? Did he praise you?"

Oh.

Speaking of this.

No.

Not only did he not boast, but he wondered if he had heard some gossip, or had a conflict with the spirit monkey.

Nezha was worried about the little monkey, and was afraid that he would cry again if he left for a long time. Seeing that the master was suspicious, he had to solemnly say to Master Taiyi, "The two of us are doing well. I just suddenly don't want to call him my friend." Junior brother. I think it is enough for the master to have me alone, and I don’t want to give the master to others.”

That said, real Taiyi burst into tears at that moment.

Nezha was startled, and he hesitated and said, "Anyway, I want to dominate Master, and no one wants to give it to me!" Then he ran away in despair!

Having the cheek to say such shameless words to his master, Nezha thought that his master would definitely not plan to take the baby spirit monkey under his family.

After all, the master loves him the most, and it can be said that he is obedient and obedient.

It was indeed the case, after Nezha left, Master Taiyi patted his fat belly, wiped his tears, smiled so that his fat face was covered with wrinkles, and happily went to chat with his brothers, "Oh, Forget it, I won't accept spirit monkeys as apprentices!"

Everyone was stunned, and Yang Jian's master, Master Yu Ding, stroked his beard and said, "What's the matter with you? Why do you think it's the same thing! Why do you suddenly regret it?"

Daoist Taiyi wiped the corners of his eyes, and said sadly, "Little Nezha is reluctant to let me go, saying that he doesn't want to give me up to others. Alas, my apprentice is pitiful, and his parents don't love him. He's so young, he's so hesitant. You can't leave him and take another apprentice, and make him feel uneasy."

"Forget it, no charge!"

The fat old man slapped his thigh, feeling very emotional, "The little spirit monkey and I don't have the fate of master and apprentice!"

The big guys looked at each other in dismay, and then each of them stretched out a foot and kicked Master Taiyi to the ground: Fuck you!

This fate is what you say you have, and if you say no, you don’t have it?

It was you who tried to persuade people before, and you were the one who tossed people to make peace, but everyone enthusiastically ran around for you, and you said you would not accept it?

Are you kidding us here!

Look at this fat man showing off his master-student love!Not disgusting enough!

Everyone worked together to hold down and beat the irrelevant Daoist Taiyi!

Daoist Taiyi took a beating and knew that he deserved it, so he was not annoyed at all, he laughed, "Everyone, don't be annoyed! Anyway, the little spirit monkey is indeed a good seedling, don't you feel tempted? I won't accept it." Well, isn’t there just one less powerful enemy? Aren’t you going to try?”

He winked at Master Yuding and said, "Yuding, your apprentice Yang Jian is no better than my Nezha. He has grown up. You may not have a young apprentice under your knees for a long time. You really don't think about it? Nezha can say, The little spirit monkey is very cute and clever, and he must be much more caring than your stubborn and stubborn big apprentice!"

He went to talk to Master Huanglong again, "Among us, you are the weakest, but you can still succeed with an apprentice, right? I've heard people say that the little spirit monkey has the hope of becoming a saint. You said you accepted it." He, if there is a great fortune in the future, then you, the master, will be caught? Is it more reliable than the faceless master and us brothers?"

Immortal Yuding and Immortal Huanglong moved his heart, and they glanced at each other.

"Brother."

"Senior brother?"

"Brother, please go first?"

"Then you're welcome, brother!"

"No, no, no, I mean, brother, please help me first?"

Ok?

Sparks burst out from the eyes of the two of them!

When everyone saw it, they fought, "Brothers, what are you doing like this? No matter whose house the spirit monkey goes to, isn't it all our disciples?"

"That's right, if you can't be called master, then you have to be called uncle and uncle, who is not worshiping!"

"Yeah, so I think I can try it too!"

They were messing around here when a young boy from Tushita Palace suddenly came, "Brothers are invited!"

Those few were making a fuss, Master Taiyi was idle, he quickly helped him up, "What is Xiao Qingtong doing here? But Laojun has a law?"

Qingtong pursed his lips and smiled, "The real person invited me, I'm here to see you! Tianzun just arrived, and he's at my master's place. He said he wanted to see you?"

what?

The others stopped calling immediately, and came over to ask, "Did Master ask us to visit?"

Qingtong still had a smile on his face, "Never, I just called Senior Brother Taiyi to go. Brothers, please wait."

Yuanshi Tianzun is very strict in nature and never smiles. His apprentices are all in awe of him, and they are relieved when they see that they are told to wait.

When Master Taiyi heard that Yuanshi Tianzun wanted to see him alone, he couldn't help but tremble, he quickly got up and walked out with Qingtong, and asked in a low voice while walking, "Little Qingtong, how does senior brother treat you on weekdays?"

How can it be?We won't see each other for 800 years.

Qingtong blinked, "Brother, don't worry, maybe Tianzun just heard that the third prince went to accompany the spirit monkey, and he just wanted to ask you for a question."

Oh

Master Taiyi let out a long breath, and then put his heart back in his stomach.

As long as he didn't make some mistakes unintentionally and was known by the master, Tianzun wanted to take the opportunity of the Antian Conference to call him over and scold him.

All the way up, came to Lihen Tiandoushi Palace, Qingtong said, "Laojun is concocting alchemy and can't get away, Tianzun has come to help, senior brother, please come with me."

Daoist Taiyi thought to himself, "Bitter too!"

He is a fat man, the most bitter and hot, and when he arrives at the alchemy room, the Liuding Divine Fire still won't make him sizzle?

Arriving at the door of the alchemy room, Qing Tong gave a sound, and then heard a voice from inside that was like cracking ice on a snowfield, "Tell Taiyi to answer at the door!"

It is Yuanshi Tianzun.

Daoist Taiyi complained silently in his stomach, his master is so cold, it is suitable for warming up in the alchemy room, he followed the young boy in unison and said yes.

Qingtong took out a futon and put it on the ground, motioned for it, and retreated quietly.

Daoist Taiyi knelt down and kowtowed chubbyly, "Disciple Taiyi, pay homage to Master and greet Master!"

To explain and teach these juniors, the first thing they do when they come to Heaven is to pay homage to their master Taishang Laojun in Tushita Palace. Before that, Taiyi came to pay a special visit in order to accept the spirit monkey as his apprentice, so now To Laojun, Daoist Taiyi just wanted to say hello.

The Taishang Laojun's chuckle came from inside, "Little Taiyi, get up quickly, you have such a stomach, it's really uncomfortable to kneel down."

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted coldly, "Hmph, just ask him to kneel, and he will know how to change it when he feels uncomfortable!"

Daoist Taiyi got up with a grunt, and laughed while looking inside, "Uncle Shi loves me, Master wishes me well, Taiyi will keep it in mind!"

Tianzun lightly reprimanded, "Slick tongue!"

Hehe ~

The old gentleman smoothed things over with a smile, "You master and apprentice haven't seen each other for a long time, why bother talking about him when we meet, he is also a master."

Yuanshi Tianzun was still very respectful to his senior brother, he answered "Yes", and came to interrogate his apprentice, "See Nezha?"

Master Taiyi frowned, and said with a bitter look, "Go back to Master, see you! I just came to Heaven, and Nezha came to see me when he got the letter, and even threw himself into my arms and cried. Poor son, I don’t know why he was oppressed by his father during these days in Heavenly Court, I’m in Qianyuan Mountain, I haven’t seen him for hundreds of years, it’s hard for my son!”

After selling it miserably, Taiyi Daoist said, "Master, I want to wait for the Antian Conference and take little Nezha back to live in the Golden Light Cave for a few days. He is still young, and there are so many talents in the Heavenly Court. There is a shortage of one." Baby, it's fine, Master, can you please help me say a few words in front of the Jade Emperor?"

Yuanshi Tianzun listened, pondered for a while and said, "It's okay, you can live on the ground for a year and a half, and it's only a day in the sky, so let's just take a rest." What's more, what's more, little Nezha doesn't have the position of Xingjun now, so he left as soon as he left.

He also said, "You took Nezha back and urged him to cultivate with peace of mind. Don't let him play around at will. At his age, he has such talent. If he works hard, his future achievements are unknown. As a master, You must know that habitual children are like killing children, but remember it!"

Daoist Taiyi hastily bowed, "I would like to follow Master's teachings, and my disciples dare not disobey!"

Yuanshi Tianzun gave a satisfied "Yes", and then said, "I heard from your uncle that you plan to take that little spirit monkey as your apprentice? Is there such a thing?"

Daoist Taiyi's face was bitter, and he secretly thought that it was not good, he came a step too late!

Quickly and honestly knelt down, "Uncle Master Rong Bing, this disciple did have this idea before, but after thinking about it carefully, it's better to forget it. Isn't this disciple planning to take Nezha back? Nezha is still young and can't leave As my master teaches, the disciple lacks the ability to separate himself, if it misses the future of the little spirit monkey and destroys this good seedling, then it will be a great sin for the disciple!"

"The disciple did come to talk to the uncle before, but now he retreated in his heart. He wanted to come to the uncle to clarify, but this is not"

Did not have time

Yuanshi Tianzun frowned, but now he relaxed a little, "Hmph, you still have self-knowledge! You also want to be a spirit monkey and apprentice? I'm not afraid that your life will be shortened!"

Taishang Laojun said, "How can you talk about apprentices like that!"

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Brother, you don't know, these idiots don't know how much they are if they don't tighten their skins. They suffered less before? I'm just afraid of a negligence, little life!" It's gone!"

Taishang Laojun shook his head, "It's not like this!"

Yuanshi Tianzun wanted to say something, but he was so apprehensive that his disciples were still there, he waved to Daoist Taiyi and said, "You go back first, and then tell your brothers, don't try to think about spirit monkeys, and when the Antian Conference starts, no one is allowed to talk I will take the lead! Otherwise, I will be expelled from the school later, and I will not be lightly forgiven!"

In the alchemy room, Liuding's divine fire was burning brightly, but Daoist Taiyi was so frightened that his whole body was covered in cold sweat, his whole body was icy cold, he knelt down and kowtowed, "Disciple obeys!" Then he got up quietly, not daring to leave the ground without making a movement up.

Out of the gate of Tushita Palace, only Daoist Taiyi dared to let out the breath he was holding.

My goodness, what happened to this little monkey?Why not accept disciples?

No, I have to hurry up, otherwise those in Tongming Palace will make a fuss!

Daoist Taiyi hurried all the way back to the Tongming Hall, found everyone who explained and taught, and passed on the master's decree without mentioning it, but only said that the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun had a detailed discussion in the alchemy room.

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "From my brother's description, that little spirit monkey is indeed a rare one. It's just that now the Tathagata taught in the West is all about plotting against this child, wanting to usurp him as a sage, so as to stabilize the foundation of Lingshan. Although this matter is immoral, But the Tathagata said, in the future, that little monkey will definitely be granted the title of Buddha, and it can be regarded as giving him a senior brother, look at this"

The Taishang Laojun looked displeased, "Buddha? There are not many Buddhas up and down the Lingshan Mountain? But how many saints are there in the three worlds? How many saints are there in the town? A saint's future, exchange for a worthless Buddha, he really has a good idea !"

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "Hey, brother, what do you think we should do? If we disagree, then the Tathagata will use himself as a threat. If he and Jieyin fall because of this, or if there is another battle between Buddhism and Taoism, then again... It's a catastrophe in the Three Realms."

Taishang Laojun frowned, "It's really greedy!"

Yuanshi Tianzun remembered that he was explaining the teachings, and the corners that were poached by the Western religion during the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods were also very painful.

But what can he do.

Ugh.

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed, "There is really no way to get the best of both worlds."

The Taishang Laojun said, "How do you know? This spirit monkey was only born a few days ago? I don't believe it. For hundreds of years, the Tathagata has been eating and waiting to die in Lingshan! Hmph!"

That is true.

Yuanshi Tianzun leaned over and said, "Brother, what do you plan to do?"

The Taishang Laojun wondered, "Yuanshi, I look at your temperament, why are you not as jealous as before? Why are you so sticky now?"

Yuanshi Tianzun sighed deeply, "Hey, brother, I am not afraid of your jokes when I say it. In the past, we were in the prehistoric, and our brothers joined forces. At that time, we were young and energetic, and there was nothing to be afraid of. Later, the dragon and phoenix catastrophe, The Lich Tribulation has nothing to do with us, but I didn’t feel afraid until the Conferred God Tribulation finally fell on my disciples.”

"Maybe it's because I'm getting old."

Yuanshi Tianzun was smashed all over his head with a pestle for pounding medicine by his senior brother!

"You old fart! The teacher is still here, and I'm still sitting in front of you, so you dare to say you're old? Stop that boring fart!"

Yuanshi Tianzun did not dare to stop, "Senior brother, brother, calm down, calm down, I was wrong! I am the one who has spoken out!"

Taishang Laojun threw away the pestle angrily, hating that iron could not become steel, "Where was your strength before? You have to stand up!"

"What a great saint, living such a life of humiliation, I'm ashamed of you!"

Yuanshi Tianzun's spirit of ten thousand years of snowfield and iceberg in front of his apprentice has long since disappeared, his face was flushed, and he hesitated, "Then I am also for the safety of the Three Realms?"

He muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it worthwhile to give up that little spirit monkey in exchange for the safety of many people in the Three Realms?"

What a bargain for your grandma!

The Taishang Laojun picked up the cattail leaf fan that fanned the fire, and beat up his junior brother again, "Is that a trade-off? Is that what the teacher taught you back then?"

The Huo boy who was watching the fire lost his fan, so he had to puff his mouth and blow on the alchemy furnace. He was very good at pretending to be deaf and dumb.

Yuanshi Tianzun was not convinced, "Then how do senior brothers know that master doesn't agree with my approach!?"

Yay, you're still in good spirits!

Taishang Laojun said, "It's just right, we may not have seen the teacher for a long time, we went to see the little junior brother, let's go, you follow me to Zixiao Palace, let's say hello to the teacher!"

Yuanshi Tianzun was dumbfounded, "This, isn't it good? The teacher can't retreat, let's interrupt like this rashly"

Taishang Laojun said, "What's wrong, come with me!"

Yuanshi Tianzun had a bitter face, covered his face with his sleeves, and covered his head, and reluctantly went to Zixiao Palace with his senior brother.

Patriarch Hongjun was overjoyed when he saw his apprentice, "Hey, Xiao Yuanshi is going to change his family and go to Lingshan to become a Buddha?"