Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Guanglin said, "I will talk to my junior brother tomorrow about changing the name and plaque, but, master, the two senior brothers under the names of senior uncles come to be masters, and there may be some twists and turns."

"I guess they couldn't resist coming."

"And if it succeeds, I have to go to the Heavenly Court to complain to Doumu Yuanjun and other senior brothers and sisters."

The elders nodded in agreement after hearing this.

The Twelve Golden Immortals of Chanjiao have too deep a grudge with the disciples of Jiejiao, they may not be able to let go of their grudges and come to Penglai Island without any worries like the real Taiyi.

It is also unknown whether Doumu Yuanjun and other little gods of the stars, who are the former disciples of Jiejiao, will not mind this matter generously.

Bodhi sighed, "If it wasn't for Wukong, Master would rather hide his name and go to the mortal world to be a farmer who cultivates the land. Spring flowers and autumn fruits, work at sunrise, rest at sunset, eat enough for yourself, and the whole family is not hungry. How comfortable!"

"Master is really tired of all the kindness and resentment!"

……

The apprentices fell into a deep silence: Master said this nonsense really has too many slots, and they didn't know where to start to refute...

Li Shan's old mother got up suddenly, "Oh, I'm sleepy, I'll go back to sleep first! Girls don't have a good rest, and the corners of their eyes are wrinkled!"

Guanglin also got up, and said in surprise, "Really, senior sister? Then what will happen to us boys?"

"You'll be bald!" The senior sister said decisively, as she walked out, she explained to her junior brother, "In the end, I can't even comb my hair up, and I just have a pitiful little pinch on the top of my head, and the hairpin can't be inserted! If you start your hair, there will be a big bald spot in the middle, and there will be a circle of hair around it, and in the end, you have no choice but to shave your head!"

……

Guanglin said weakly, "Senior sister, stop talking, I already have pictures!" This sounds terrible!

The chief disciple said in his heart, I haven't married a wife yet, and I'm really grateful for things like baldness, "Let's go, I'll take you back, senior sister, and then I'll go to rest!"

Jin Haihai followed behind the two, Elder Qingshi rubbed his chin and said, "Senior sister said this person, why does it sound so familiar to me?"

Bai Xiang chuckled, "You don't care, we're not bald anyway! Let's go, let's go to bed too!"

The apprentices all left, leaving Bodhi with a question mark on his face, full of doubts: Why did you talk about being bald or not?

Is he bald?

Bodhi touched his transformed hair, but it was rough, and the long auspicious cloud jade hairpin was firmly fixed when it was inserted, where is it bald?

Bodhi thought about it, and then returned to his original form. The old Taoist monarch with white beard and hair and wearing a green cloth Taoist robe immediately turned into a graceful immortal monarch with long hair on his shoulders and wearing a fairy robe.

Bodhi took out a mirror and took a careful look at the top of his head, only to see a small swirl of hair surrounded by thick black hair. He couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief: He said he wasn't bald!

How could a handsome man like him be bald?

Bodhi was seriously admiring his own beauty here, and the water mirror that Yuanshi Tianzun sent to his junior brother suddenly lit up.

Tianzun faced all the pictures of his younger brother's smug beauty...

Really...

Make people speechless!

Tianzun is an old-fashioned person, always serious, and will always be at a loss as to what to do when paired with a willful and suave younger brother...

So at this moment, he didn't say anything.

When Bodhi took a picture of himself from front to back, left, right, left, right, and right, he threw the mirror away, and when he raised his head, he let out a terrified "ow!"

"What are you doing! It's shocking! No matter what you do, you won't make a sound!"

Tianzun sighed deeply, "Oh, I'm tired, I don't want to talk!"

"What kind of mirror do you look in in the middle of the night? What kind of demon do you want to be?"

Bodhi was furious, "Stop wronging people! You were the one who frightened me first! You almost scared me to death! You even called me a demon! I'm going to sue my teacher!"

Tianzun said, "If only I could really scare you to death, that would be great, I don't worry too!"

Bodhi's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Look! Speak out what's on your mind!"

"I'm not going to play with you anymore. I'm going to sleep. My apprentice said that staying up late will make you bald! You gave me a mirror in the middle of the night just because you didn't want me to have a good rest. You have evil intentions and evil intentions! Bad guy! Hmph!"

Are you humming?

Tianzun especially wanted to ask his junior brother, "This year is Guigeng!"

Childish is not childish!

I really can't afford to spend it with this guy!

Tianzun finished the matter in a hurry, and told his younger brother that he would send him to Biyou Palace in a few days, and without delay, he turned off the water mirror: "Go to sleep with your hair-growing body!"

Bodhi stretched contentedly: Look, this is a blessed person, don't be busy!

The next day, Guanglin went to Wukong and told him about changing the plaque. The little monkey laughed and said, "Brother, after that, will our family start recruiting students in the Three Realms?"

Guanglin rubbed his chin, that's not bad~

It's just that apart from Yaozu, and your little friend, it is estimated that there are very few other families who send their children here.

Let’s talk about it later~~

The little monkey patted his chest, "No problem, wrap it on me, I'll talk to grandpa later, and ask grandpa to write a new plaque in hand!"

Wukong Zaizai came over and whispered to Guanglin mysteriously, "Brother, then our family name has been changed, and on the day when the new plaque is hung, do we have to have a banquet, a celebration or something?"

"Our family school is newly opened, why not invite relatives and friends from the three realms, and then spread the word?"

When Guanglin heard this, he stretched out his hand to rub the hair of his junior brother, "Okay, Wukong, your brain has become more active~ I will take the initiative to find jobs for my senior brothers!"

If this is a banquet, how much work will it take to get out?His head is getting bigger just thinking about it!

Let's just go on strike, he wants to go back to Lingtai Mountain, hey, hey, it's been a long time since Xiniu Hezhou started to subdue demons, and he hasn't had a good rest for a long time!

Even if he is not talented in practice, but he really wants to go to retreat and clean up!

Ah, hey?The little monkey blinked belatedly, "Senior brother, you guys have been so tired lately, huh?"

Guanglin pointed to his big dark circles, "What do you think!"

In this short period of less than a month, the papers were issued, the examination room was set up, the order of the examinations was arranged, and the residence and various things were prepared for the upcoming new master. Recently, he had less and less time to meditate and rest. !

Wukong had a good time and beat the back of the senior brother, "Brother, it's hard work, it's hard work for those who are capable!"

Guanglin snorted, "Those who are capable have worked too much and are exhausted!"

Wukong grinned and said, "Didn't it mean that the brothers from the Second Martial Uncle's family are coming? When they arrive, the brothers can relax!"

Guanglin lamented, "Before they come, what should I do, your senior brother!" Tired fart!

A few days later, before Guanglin had finished arranging the examination, the new masters came directly from Yuxu Palace.

The remaining few of the Twelve Golden Immortals, none of whom fell, all came.

I didn't bring any salute.

After the eldest brother Guang Chengzi brought his juniors to pay a visit to his uncle, he smiled and said, "My master said, you don't need anything here, so we can just come here!" They were hastily called to Yuxu Palace by their master. , Haosheng asked once, and then he was sent.That is really not psychologically prepared at all!

Nonsense!Bodhi felt distressed and distressed: he is so poor!Everything is missing!

Guanglin just pretended not to see the master's mischief, and said to the others with a smile, "Brothers, don't worry, the place is packed, I'll take you to take a look later, if you need anything, just take a rest for a day, it's just right The day after tomorrow is the first day of junior high school, the children's exam arrangements have been set, and the seniors will be invigilating the exams, and they need to recharge their batteries for tomorrow!"

what?

Come to work!

Daoist Huang Long was timid and always cautious, whispered to Guang Lin, "Brother, we don't have much experience as masters here, so do we have to study before teaching?"

Master Taiyi smiled and said, "Don't panic, I have enough experience, you have had enough rest tonight, and tomorrow I will give you a detailed introduction to various matters, and I will ensure that everyone will be safe on the first day of junior high school!"

He turned his head and said to Master Huanglong, "There happen to be two little dragons in our academy, so it's imperative that senior brother teach them two more in the future!"

Master Huanglong waved his hands again and again, "Don't call me a misleading student. I'm not strong enough to teach well. From now on, just ask me to do chores for everyone!"

Guanglin smiled and said, "Brother, why should you belittle yourself, you are more than enough to teach them! Don't worry, I have arranged the class. You can talk for two days and see if it doesn't work, we will change it!"

okay then~~

Anyway, we are all on the thief ship, what else can we do, just listen to the arrangement~

Busy and busy, soon it was the first day of junior high school, and Biyou Palace started the exam.

The first few rounds were written exams to test the cultural level of these young people. The first exam questions were very simple, just to see if they could write, what fonts they used, and what books they had read at home before. of.

On the roll paper, you need to write your footsteps, name, whether you have natural skills, and if you have read a book, you must also write a paragraph silently.

This round went very smoothly, and it didn't take long for everyone to finish their answers and ran out happily.

Wukong led Yuansheng and Ao Lie, and waited for them outside the door. When he saw everyone coming out, he rushed to meet them, "How is it? Is the question difficult?"

Feng Liang, the young master of the Feng Clan, frowned and said, "This is an exam? It's not a serious question at all. I finished it in a few strokes, but later I was asked to silently write a few paragraphs of books I have read. I have read too many books. It’s been a long time since I wrote it, and it’s too late to come out!”

Ah, hehehe, yes, yes!

A little flower bear from the bear family snorted, "I can't write yet, so I fell asleep on the table, but the invigilator is so fierce, he always wakes me up, and later he hugged me in the room." Wandering around and rubbing my ears!"

ah?Which senior brother is doing this for his own benefit!

But Wukong saw that Little Flower Bear was depressed, so he had to come to comfort him: If you didn't write, you can't blame others, after all, you haven't transformed yet, and your chubby little bear's paw probably won't be able to grasp the pen, so if you didn't write, then you didn't write!

Hu Yun, the young master of the Fox Clan, is a delicate and elegant little scholar, and said with a smile, "This morning's test should be just a test. I guess the next test should be taken separately!"

Hu Yun breathed a sigh of relief quietly: I hope the class can be assigned smoothly in the afternoon!

He really doesn't want to coax the child anymore!Little Flower Bear really loves to cry too much, and he is extremely powerful, he can cry and act at the same time, it is super terrible!

Of course, if it is possible not to share the classroom with Tsundere Ghost, that would be really wonderful!

"Tsundere Ghost" Feng Liang didn't know that he had been rejected by his friends. He raised his chest and raised his head, and said arrogantly, "I will take the first place in this exam, no matter what it is!"

Then you are really awesome!The little monkey gave Fengliang a thumbs up, "Come on! Have a good exam this afternoon!"

The children sat for an hour, and as soon as they collected the papers, they heard that there was nothing to do in the morning, so they immediately started having fun.

The masters couldn't relax, gathered urgently, and got together to grade and classify the papers!

"Look, let me just say that the fox clan has been in close contact with mortals in the mortal world. You see, most of these papers of the fox clan are written in a popular font in the mortal world. What is this font called? "

Guanglin leaned over and took a look, "Clerical script!"

Yes, yes, this is it!

"It may be due to young age and lack of wrist strength, but for ordinary children, it is very good!"

Elder Baixiang also took a look, stroked his beard and said, "Look at the sharpness of the brushwork, it should be taught by one person."

Master Yuding muttered, "That is to say, the fox family has a master in their own family, and they teach them well?"

"Then why did they send their children to us? Isn't it good to stay at home?"

Grand Master Lingbao said, "It won't work if you don't send it here. Look at their answer to the last question!"

The big guy leaned over to take a look, and murmured, "Fox Fairy meets a dull scholar at night, what kindness has been gained in the past life?"

Looking at the other papers, they also wrote about the same title.

"What is this? It doesn't sound like a scripture...it's about cause and effect?"

The experienced Guanglin sighed, "That's not true, it's just a notebook for entertainment..."

Everyone was speechless for a while: The fox clan is really messing around, right?Enlighten your children by reading storybooks?

Although the female cultivator of the fox clan is the protagonist, this is too...

Some nonsense!

Elder Bai Xiang said, "After the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods, the Fox Clan was implicated by Xuanyuan Tomb's lineage. Everyone in the Three Realms shouted and killed them, but they were also rejected by the Dao of Heaven. They suffered heavy losses. I guess there is nothing left of their inheritance. It's..."

"It is probably helpless to show children the enlightenment of reading a storybook."

Guanglin was silent for a while and said, "I think this is what the Fox Clan did on purpose..."

Ah, why do you say that?

Under the puzzled eyes of the senior brothers, Guanglin pointed at the paper, "These books are different, but they all have the fox fairy as the main character. They must have been specially collected by the fox clan in the mortal world."

"They must have changed their behavior according to the imagination of mortals, just to better integrate into mortals, in order to seek a seat..."

As soon as the words came out, everyone fell silent. After looking through the answer sheets of the fox cubs, they couldn't help but nodded: It seems that Guanglin is more reasonable...

However, Guanglin sighed, "The books written by this mortal scholar are mostly daydreams, and there is no point of reference at all!"

For example, a girl from the fox tribe sponsored a scholar to take the exam. After the scholar passed the exam, the fox girl said that she was a demon body and was not worthy of a scholar who went down to earth under Wenquxing, so she found a good marriage for him, and then left sadly. Many years ago, I saw something exactly the same, except that the fox girl in it was from another monster race, and there was even a fairy from the sky..."

This is really, nonsense!

"Then this fox family, isn't it cheated by mortals?"

Master Huang Long was kind-hearted, picked up the test paper of the fox children and read it carefully, "These are all extremely vicious words!"

Elder Dajin and Guanglin said, "Thanks to the exam, otherwise, how would we know the inside story, and we should ask Master and the Fox Clan to talk about it later!"

Don't expect the young fox girls to go down the mountain to practice, if they really foolishly act according to the script, they will be cheated to death!

Guanglin nodded, "At noon, I will show the paper to Master for review, and I will report this matter to him!"

"Oh, by the way," Li Shan's old mother said, "There are still a few masters in the Fox clan, and I will call them when the time comes, and tell them to listen first!"

"Ok!"

"Then Guanglin, the books you read before, do you remember the similar ones? It's best to copy a copy for them to read!"

Guanglin scratched his head, "I don't have any here, I leave it to Master to keep..."

ha?

Their master, still watching this in private?