Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Master Taiyi told his uncle to be fooled, and when he went out, the cold wind blew, and then he woke up: his uncle is really struggling and tossing.

The fat Taoist stood outside blowing the mountain wind for a long time before he decided to call Guanglin, the four elder brothers, and the senior sister Li Shan's old mother together at night. Everyone gathered together to study and study, and what ideas should be used to dispel the uncle Unreliable thoughts.

Can't you spend a good new year, enjoy the snow, look for plum blossoms, sit and meditate in front of the frozen East China Sea, feel the majesty of the world, and explore the principles of the avenue, isn't it good?Are you not happy?

Do what's hard for the kids!

It's hard for them masters.

Things like invigilation are boring when you think about it, okay? Sitting there motionless, you can’t do anything, you watch the child answer the questions, you watch the child do it, and you guard against the child hitting you...

I can't be in a daze, I can't move around, I can't make a sound...

When Master Taiyi thought about it, he felt that he might as well pack up and go home!

Anyway, the little apprentice has gone with the big one, so he has nothing to worry about. He will go back to the Golden Cave and sleep for two years, and he will come back when Nezha goes to heaven...

But probably if Master found out, he could be beaten to death.

I heard that Taozu's feather duster is in Master's hands...

Oh, forget it, let's think of another way!

That night, the fat Taoist gathered Guanglin and others together and set up a small banquet to entertain everyone.

As soon as Jin Xuaoyu Jin Dahai and Elder Jin entered the door, he smiled and cupped his hands, "Brother Taiyi, why are you so leisurely today, why don't you find some of us for a drink?"

The fat Taoist also smiled in exactly the same way, "Brother Dajin, it's not nearly the Chinese New Year, let's get together and relax!"

After a while, Qingshi Elder Qiu Datou, Baixiang Elder Bai Zhibing, Jinmao Xiaojin Elder Jin Yuanrun, and Li Shan's mother also came one after another.

"Senior Brother Qiu!"

"Brother Taiyi!"

"Brother Bai!"

"Brother Taiyi!"

"Brother Xiao Jin!"

"Hahaha Senior Brother Taiyi!"

"Sister!"

"Brother~~"

Guang Lin, who came with Li Shan's old mother, laughed out loud, "Senior Sister, Senior Brother Taiyi, what do you call these two!"

Master Taiyi laughed, invited people inside, and everyone sat down, Li Shan's old mother explained to the younger brother, "The second-generation disciples who interpreted the two religions, the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Master's family, and the Four Great Masters of our family. There are seven disciples in attendance, everyone started at about the same time, they look down on each other, and when they meet, they call each other Junior Brother and Junior Sister." Self-proclaimed master~

"Times have changed now, it's not what it used to be, we are old friends when we meet, so be polite!"

Li Shan's old mother whispered to Guang Lin, "I really call him Senior Brother!"

"Look at that fat man in Taiyi's face, he's much older than me!"

"It's just that he has a thick skin and pretends to be young when he catches everyone!"

Guanglin burst out laughing.

Jin Dahai and the others have already pulled the real Taiyi to push the cups and changed them, "Drink!"

"Dry!"

"Whoever loves you is the grandson!"

"Let's win at the wine table today!"

"Get down on the ground and don't leave without drinking!"

Daoist Taiyi said in his heart that you came to my yard today to take revenge, right?

Before everyone had drunk too much, the fat Taoist hurriedly begged for mercy, and told everyone what Bodhi had said to him today, "Oh, I'm really too busy, brothers and sisters, Tell me, if you want to take a preliminary examination, then the new master has to avoid suspicion. We are the only ones, and I will pay it off. You have daily palace affairs to deal with, so how can you have the time to sit there all day! "

Guanglin and the others really haven't heard Bodhi talk about this matter today, they were dumbfounded when they heard it, and thought about it carefully: Damn it, this master has found them another big job!

Did you get the questions for the exam?

After the exam, you have to approve the paper, right?

There is a test room for scores in the literary test, a ring for the martial arts test, and a ranking for the name arrangement. Why don't you give rewards to outstanding children?What do poor students do, can they be sent back?You have to teach others, you know!

It turns out that all you need to do is to swarm the sheep and move forward. This exam is terrible, and the students who are first, second and third class are separated out.

Afterwards, there will be more and more jobs!

Guanglin sighed, and also felt a little pain in his teeth, "Where Wukong inherited is Biyou Palace Dojo or Biyou Academy?"

He raised his head and said, "Four elder brothers and sisters, let's go and tell Master to change the inscription on the plaque in Biyou Palace at the mountain gate?"

Elder Bai Xiang laughed, "Switch to Biyou Academy?"

Guanglin nodded fiercely!

Everyone laughed loudly and said one after another, "This idea is very good. Let's talk to Master later, and ask Master to seek Taoist ancestors and write a new plaque!"

"Daozu will definitely agree!"

"This teaching cannot be tolerated in the world, the academy will not be criticized by thousands of people, right?"

Master Taiyi acted as if he hadn't heard the bright word "Jiejiao", suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and said with a smile, "Brothers and sisters, I have a good idea!"

Guanglin and the others all went to see him, "Brother Taiyi has any good ideas, just say it!"

The fat Taoist smiled and said authentically, "Well, this school accepts students from various families of the monster clan in the three realms, but there are also rookies in the Taoist sect. Isn't Yuan Sheng the disciple of Taiyi to save the suffering Tianzun? Speaking of which, this is also our Taiyi Taoist sect. Xuegong, since this is the case, why don't you ask my uncle Taishang Laojun and my master Yuanshi Tianzun's idle brothers to be masters?"

"As far as I know, my senior brother and the others haven't confiscated any apprentices in recent years, but they are all idle~"

Just like that bastard Yu Ding, who wrote to him a while ago, saying that his disciple and grandson are so cute and very smart!

A little doll who just came out of the lunar family, how can he be very smart?

He, Taiyi, worked so hard at his uncle's place and couldn't be free, so could Yuding go to Guanjiangkou to feed his grandchildren and take care of him for the rest of his life?

Shit!

No!

That old miscellaneous hair must also come over and be a master!

To avoid being an old man in Guanjiangkou and disturbing the lives of young couples!

A master who hangs around his apprentice and his daughter-in-law every day, isn't it annoying?

Or come to Biyou Palace to shine and glow!

As soon as Master Taiyi made this proposal, Guanglin's eyes lit up, "Brother, this is a good idea. I have long wanted to invite Brother Xuandu from the uncle's family to come and give lectures to the children!"

Master Xuandu is a descendant of the Taishang Laojun. Xuandu has basically learned the alchemy ability of the old gentleman. Danshen Hongcao, who was born in Tushita Palace, also loves alchemy, but Guanglin is not good at it. In this way, a few years ago, he could give some pointers on alchemy, but these days, his apprentices have already dug out the little bit of ability in his stomach.

Guanglin has already made a plan, not to delay the apprentice's future, the next time the younger brother goes back to heaven to visit relatives, he will ask the apprentices to follow, when the time comes, throw the red sage root and red grass into the alchemy room of the Tushita Palace, and go to further study!

But now, it would be great if Senior Brother Xuandu could be invited to teach!

Jin Dahai poked Daoist Taiyi's small scar, "The few of us have not had much contact with the outside world. How many of your twelve golden immortals are left now? Why don't you call them all?"

The fat Taoist just acted as if nothing had happened, earnestly snapped his fingers, and said to Jin Dahai, "Guangcheng, Chijing, Huanglong, Lingbao, Yuding, Daoxing and Qingxu are all at home idle!"

Jin Dahai and the others suddenly realized: "Oh~~~"

I get it, I get it, those who were not at home were abducted by Lingshan.

Daoist Taiyi's face is neither red nor white: Anyway, he is not the one who betrayed the teacher, so why should he be ashamed!

Guanglin was overjoyed, "Together, there are eight masters!"

Master Taiyi laughed and said, "Not all of them can come, just like Huanglong is so useless, what can he say when he comes? During the debate, if he is about to die, how can he call for help?"

Everyone burst into laughter, Guanglin said, "We still have two little dragons in our family. Brother Huanglong is here, and being the master of the dragon clan will be a living sign in the future!"

That's okay, let's use waste!

It's just that when he said this, Master Taiyi suddenly realized, "Everyone, that's not right. Didn't we say that we want to discuss how to ask the uncle to give up the idea of ​​taking the exam? Why is this off topic?"

Li Shan's old mother said, "Hey, senior brother Taiyi, you have been at my house for so many years, don't you understand my master's temper? When did you think he changed his mind?"

"Will not!"

"Forget it!"

"Take it!"

Guanglin also said, "Brother Taiyi, let's do some research and take over the other senior brothers to be masters earlier. This is more practical. If my master wants to change his mind, it would be very difficult for even Daozu to do it." Son!"

Really?

Daoist Taiyi sighed dejectedly, and then patted the table, "Then it's settled, I'll tell my master first tonight, say hello, and tomorrow, let's go find my uncle, call me uncle Come forward, contact the uncle and my master, and tell them to communicate!"

Yes, no problem!

Jin Dahai raised the wine cup, "Come, let's drink this cup together!" I wish us success in introducing the master!

Then there will be work!

The few people laughed secretly, had a good night, and parted ways.

Daoist Taiyi didn't drink too much, waited for everyone to leave, washed up, changed his clothes, and then carefully sent a water mirror to Master Yuanshi Tianzun.

Fortunately, his master, who was always strict, was quite kind when he saw him. Although there was still no smile on his face, he spoke very gently, "Is it Taiyi?"

"Can you still devote yourself to your uncle?"

Daoist Taiyi bowed respectfully to his master through the water mirror, listened to Yuanshi Tianzun's interrogation, and hurriedly said, "Where do you dare not to do your best, not to mention that you are afraid of losing the face of the master, just say a wrong sentence, and mislead your disciples." , is also the karmic sin of the apprentice!"

Only then did Yuanshi Tianzun show a little smile, stroked his beard and said, "You don't have to be so cautious. Ordinary people have their own opinions. If you are not a saint, who can do nothing? You are not a saint, so it doesn't matter if you make a mistake!"

The fat Taoist's throat choked: "I pricked my heart, Master!"I'm worried, okay?

Don't be so cruel to your old apprentice!

But on the surface, he didn't dare to refute, "Master is right, it is also in my interest to make progress with the children!"

Yuanshi Tianzun nodded with satisfaction, "I have grown up, it seems that sending you to work under your uncle's hand is still beneficial to you, and it seems that you are much calmer than in previous years."

Master Taiyi burst into tears in his heart, and said with a smile on his face, "Yes, Master, because of this, this disciple suddenly had an idea today..."

Nai told Yuanshi Tianzun about the discussions with Guanglin today in detail: "Brothers have been staying behind closed doors since the catastrophe of proclaiming gods, not to heal their injuries, but to practice. How can this work, master?" Master, why don't you call them all to help the uncle?"

"Uncle Master, the stall is getting bigger and bigger, and we are in need of manpower!"

"After all, it's my Taiyi Xuanmen lineage. The meat is rotten in the pot, it's better than a dog snatching it?"

Yuanshi Tianzun bluffed and said, "Whatever you say, don't be presumptuous!"

Master Taiyi saw that although Master spoke harshly and his face was quite serious, but he didn't have any momentum at all. He thought he was just saying something casually, and didn't really think that he was presumptuous at all, so he couldn't help laughing, "Master, the words are rough and unreasonable." Rough~"

Yuanshi Tianzun stroked his beard and said, "Have you talked about this with your uncle?"

Daoist Taiyi shook his head again and again, "This is just a small thought that came out of nowhere when I was chatting with Junior Brother Guanglin and the others today, I haven't had time to tell my uncle before!"

"No matter how much the disciple gets close to the uncle, he must first ask the master for instructions!"

When Yuanshi saw Master Taiyi's words, he was very close to his nephews and respected his teacher, he couldn't help but feel very happy, and the smile on his face became wider, nodded and said, "Forget it, I know Now, I will discuss this matter with your uncle later, and you should not come forward, lest Yuding and the others blame you later!"

"Although you are kind, you don't know that everyone has their own aspirations, so you can't force them?"

"Master went to tell them to do things, that's a matter of course, so don't worry about it!"

Daoist Taiyi was sincerely moved by Yuanshi Tianzun: "Thank you, Master, for thinking about my disciples!!"

Yuanshi Tianzun smiled and said, "You are my apprentice, I don't think about you, so why don't you just ignore you? Let's go!"

Hey!

The fat Taoist bid farewell to his master, jumped up from the mat, and performed a set of boxing tricks: Happy, happy!

At Bodhi's place, Guanglin and the others didn't go back to their own residences, but they all came to Master's place together.

Guanglin and Master complained, "You always want to give the children exams, why don't you tell us, there are so many things to arrange!"

Bodhi was amused, "It's just a matter of rushing to talk for a while. When I got there, I called Taiyi here today. I originally wanted to talk to him about giving the children and masters a year's leave. As a result, Taiyi Aren't you impatient, I want to take a vacation this year to rest."

"Then I thought, it can't be the children who come here, so let's give them an annual leave. What's the point?"

"So I thought, how can I tell Taiyi not to go to class, and keep the children from being idle..."

Guanglin's eyes were dull: So you came up with a way to give the children an exam?

It really deserves it!Brother Taiyi, this is harming others and yourself!

You said that it would be good to wait patiently for more than a year, and it will be over if you follow Master's words!You have to take a year off in advance!

That's great!

Hole the whole house up and down!

The five elders and the head disciples all sighed together: Oh...

Bodhi laughed and said, "What's the matter, Taiyi went looking for you? What's the solution? How are you going to make me change my mind?"

The old fairy shook the silk cloth in front of him, "I thought about it carefully today, and wrote out the exam outline, all here."

"What is the content of the test, how to test, how to judge the results, these are all, you take it back, check for omissions and fill in the gaps, arrange the test room and challenge, and try to start the test on the first day of the first month!"

ha?

Guanglin took the silk cloth with a bitter face, only to see that the ink marks on it were all dry. This master has been writing for a long time, "Master, you have arranged everything so carefully, how can I persuade you!"

"Just do what you want!"

"However, we have also researched two things today. Let me tell you, when the time comes, you will have to come forward."

Bodhi raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Come and listen to me as a teacher!"

Guanglin learned from Bodhi once about "Biyou Xuegong" and asking Twelve Golden Immortals and Xuandu to be masters.

Bodhi stroked his beard and thought for a moment, "I have no objection to changing the name of the school, and I don't care. I will ask your little brother later. This Biyou Palace is his ashram after all. You have to ask him if you can change the name. .”

The old fairy gave advice to his apprentices in a low voice, "If your junior brother agrees, you will come forward and ask the Taoist ancestor to raise the plaque. Now in front of the Taoist ancestor, your little junior brother will have a lot more face than me!"

Oh, that is!

Guanglin nodded a few times, deeply agreeing~