Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Daozu Hongjun became angry when he saw the little apprentice humming and chirping, "When you were young, you were much more naughty and noisy than this. How could I dislike you?"

"You, you can't even treat Wukong as patiently as your senior brother treats you! You set off firecrackers in your senior brother's Tushita Palace. Can your senior brother say that he will give you a pill and make you fall asleep?"

No, I let it go just once, why do you always know?

Bodhi murmured, "My senior brother told you behind my back that I'm black...huh..."

Humph!What is inside and outside the Three Realms that I don't know!

Bodhi was dejected, drooping his head and said, "Well, I know I was wrong~~"

"Besides, I'm not in a hurry. Wukong is getting bigger and bigger, and Tathagata is eyeing him. He has been thinking about our child and trying to calculate his fate. He left Jinchan and Fubao on the ground without saying a word. For our family, I don't believe that Rula can really be so peaceful, so I admit this loss."

"I always feel that the Tathagata is holding back something bad, but the Tathagata is also a saint. Although my ability is slightly higher than him, I can't figure it out."

"Wukong has been very mischievous recently due to the agitation of his spiritual consciousness. As a master, he is also worried about accidents."

If some misfortune happened to Wukong while he was mischievous, he didn't believe Tathagata could watch quietly, and he would definitely push Wukong to a dead end!

Wukong is in trouble, and if he messes with karma, his luck will definitely be deprived. At that time, it will be the old monk's turn to chopsticks.

His disciples, Kaye and Jianglong Luohan, are still mortals in Nanzhan Buzhou, waiting to preach!

At that time, cut off Wukong's fortune and give it to the arhat who subdued the dragon. Wouldn't this make the West teach a Buddha or Bodhisattva?

Bodhi can't do this and watch the little apprentice walk a tightrope.

Daoist Hongjun was silent for a while after hearing this, he didn't know if he was thinking or calculating, after a while, he sighed, "How long do you plan to let him sleep?"

Bodhi hurriedly said, "It didn't take long, and I invited all the princes of the monster clan to visit Biyou Palace. The children gather around Wukong, so that when he grows up in the future, it will also be a boost."

"If they come, Wukong must come forward, so let him sleep for a few days, strengthen his spiritual sense, and see if he can break through this barrier. If he can, it is a fluke. If he can't, I won't demand."

Daozu Hongjun stroked his beard and nodded, "You still seem to be doing something personal!"

……

snort!

Bodhi pouted, raised his head, and turned his face away: I still remember the beating just now!

Hongjun Daozu ignored the little apprentice's acting like a baby, and sighed, "If it is possible, I really want to put Wukong in Zixiao Palace, and don't let him go to the lower realm..." Hiding in Zixiao Palace, call Wukong to be safe If you grow up, you will naturally be able to avoid the Tathagata's calculations.

But no, that child, the gathering of spiritual energy from the heaven and the earth, is indeed the darling of the heavenly dao, but it is also a glimmer of life given by the heavenly dao to the monster clan.

Wukong is the master of the monster clan, and the monster clan is the foundation of Wukong's existence in the world.

Among the Three Realms, the human race is flourishing, and the fate of the Lord of the Three Realms is controlled. Even the gods have to retreat and withdraw from the mortal world to live in the heavens.

Wukong's birth meant that Tiandao still had a sympathetic and benevolent heart towards the monster race.

If Wukong gathers the monster clan together and protects them, then the monster clan will form a cornerstone from the scattered sand of various clans, and stand firmly behind Wukong.

Even Tathagata, who has a mouthful of sharp teeth and wants to bite off everything, has to consider whether he can keep his teeth from being broken before he bites.

Bodhi said, "Teacher, don't worry. You see, it is destined that I and Wukong will be master and apprentice. My Biyou Palace should be the guardian place of the monster race."

He smiled and said, "I raised a disciple of Biyou Palace back then, but most of them were abducted by the Heavenly Court and went to work for the Jade Emperor. This time, it is Wukong's turn to be the master of Biyou Palace." , and I don’t know what the end will be for his disciples.”

"My Biyou Palace was probably set up by the Dao of Heaven to save the luck of the Yaozu!"

He suddenly giggled and said, "Speaking of which, teacher, my senior brother masters Taoism, and my lineage masters Yaozu interception. In fact, my second senior brother really went the wrong way. He should shave his head and go. The Tathagata's road makes the Tathagata have nowhere to go!"

Daoist Hongjun put on a straight face, "Stop talking nonsense!"

But thinking about it carefully, I couldn't help laughing.

Bodhi said nonchalantly, "Where am I talking nonsense, look, my second senior brother had twelve golden immortals at his knees, didn't several of them become Bodhisattvas?"

"So it's better for him to take the lead and lead the Chanjiao group up to Lingshan. I can't help but rely on his sage's dignity, and now he has become the king of Lingshan Mountain!"

Wouldn't it be natural to overwhelm the Tathagata Buddha?

Daozu Hongjun felt right now that what his little apprentice said made a lot of sense!

This fellow can fool you!

Daoist Hongjun came to his senses, and said with a bluffing face, "Stop talking nonsense, it's been so many years since the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods, is it possible that you are now forcing your brother to shave his head?!"

Bodhi spread his hands: That's not impossible~~

A good meal is not afraid of being late!If senior brother enters Lingshan now, he can still make trouble for Tathagata!

Be a traitor to the Taiyi Taoist sect in Lingshan in an open and honest manner!

Get out!Daoist Hongjun swung his sleeves and turned off the water mirror: He shouldn't be here listening to this little bastard talking nonsense!

Bodhi clicked his tongue twice, "I'm angry again~~"

oh~~

He sighed, got up and went to look in the room, next to the bed, furry and furry, had already fallen asleep for a long time, Nezha was meditating next to Wukong, when he heard a voice, he looked up and saw him, and was about to get up.

Bodhi pressed his hand and signaled Nezha to sit down without making a sound. He came beside Wukong and stretched out his hand to explore the little apprentice's sea of ​​consciousness. Secretly accumulating strength under the sea.

Only then did Bodhi heave a long sigh of relief, and whispered to Nezha and Qiongqi, "You two have been guarding here for the past few days, don't call him, the children are playing around him. , don’t worry about it.”

Let nature take its course.

If the consciousness breaks through the shackles, Wukong will naturally wake up. If he can't break through, he won't lose his way in the sea of ​​consciousness with the chattering noise of the little cubs outside.

Nezha nodded, Qiongqi the big cat rested its big head on its paws, and blinked. The two of them didn't speak, but they both knew it well. The little lion lay between them and didn't move.

When Bodhi went out, he took away his little fox boy, carried him on his shoulders, and walked away slowly with his big fluffy tail.

In winter, it is the time when the fox is at its fattest. Its coat color is moist and shiny, and it feels good to the touch.

Touchable!

The little fox was sleepy, still wearing a green cloth Taoist robe, lying on Bodhi's shoulder in a daze, and when he smelled the familiar smell at the tip of his nose, he realized that he was still at home, so he relaxed again, and waited for Bodhi to sit in front of the chessboard again. He also turned over in the old Taoist's arms, exposing his chin and belly: give it a scratch!let's knead~

Bodhi scratched the fox comfortably, but stared blankly at the front. Her breath was restrained, but her sleeves moved without wind. It was obvious that she was calculating something.

When Guanglin came again, he saw a quiet room. The mischievous cubs in the main hall didn’t know where they had gone, and Master Tuliu was alone in a daze. Seeing that he was so desolate and pitiful, he couldn’t help but become a little cautious when speaking. .

"Master, where are Wukong and the others?"

Bodhi reminded Shen'er to come, and said calmly, "Wukong made me dizzy and I was sleeping, and they all followed."

……

The elder brother only heard a crisp "click" at his jaw joint.

Just like his uncle, his jaw dropped!

Guanglin stammered, "Master, what are you doing..."

In the end, they all fell into tears.

Bodhi glared at him, "Nezha is not as calm as your little nephew, and the children are not making trouble! Good thing, what are you doing so suddenly!"

Guanglin choked up, touched his chest, and calmed his beating heart, "Master, if it's a good thing, can you talk less scary next time?"

Bodhi sneered and said, "Look at your cowardice, can I still harm your junior brother? You can't do it, you have to practice!"

You can't harm the junior brother, but I'm afraid you will torment the junior brother!

Guanglin snorted, and simply ignored him, he couldn't speak to Master, so he just confessed, "Master, I have told people to go to the surrounding area and the neighbors, if you always want to set off firecrackers, then do as you please! "

He even went to the Dragon King of the East China Sea in the deep sea.

On the East China Sea side, besides the Dragon King’s family in the Crystal Palace, there is also a water-dividing general who is in charge of the East China Sea, but he is no one else but Shen Gongbao, an abandoned disciple of teaching and teaching. This person’s relationship with his family is also very complicated. If he wanted to stir up trouble at the door of his house, Guanglin sent someone to notify the general who divided the water.

In case Bodhi jingled cannons in Biyou Palace, which startled him and made people mistakenly think that a thunder god came from somewhere and struck the East China Sea with lightning for no reason.

You must know that although this person is an abandoned disciple, he is also an upright god in the list of gods, and he is enshrined in front of the Jade Emperor.

Bodhi nodded when he heard Guanglin say this, and didn't ask any further questions. Whether it was Shen Gongbao or Jiang Ziya, they were just pawns under the Dao of Heaven. There will be others to fill the roles of both of them.

He even let go of the traitors in his own sect, how could he care about the abandoned disciples from the second senior brother's family.

After talking about this incident, Guanglin continued to calmly say, "The guest rooms at home are all handed over to the senior sisters. The child Zhongli took her junior sisters to watch and tidy up in person, like girls from the Feng clan and the Fox clan. The ones that have been repaired more often have changed the furnishings.”

"Senior sister said that it will be finished in two days, why don't you ask Master to go and have a look?"

Bodhi waved his hand, "What am I going to see, the women's room, just leave it to your senior sister, I still can't trust her."

Guanglin nodded, "Alright, that's what I told my senior sister before."

The eldest apprentice moved to the master's side, "Master, the senior sister told me at the time that after all, she has set up a separate family now, and she won't stay at home for long. It's inconvenient for you to have no female family to take care of business. Let me advise you..."

Bodhi rubbed his chin, and suddenly interrupted, "Your sister's words make sense. There are no female relatives in the family, and it's really not very good. Those who come and go can't help but associate with female cultivators, right?"

Guanglin's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh, "That's right! My senior sister and I both mean that!"

Bodhi rejoiced, "As for me, Master, I am half-retired now, and all those outside the family are entrusted to your senior brothers to take care of them. Guanglin, as a senior senior brother, you have to get things right!"

While talking, he patted the big apprentice on the shoulder.

Guanglin looked blank: huh?

Bodhi said, "How about this, how about Master recruiting a relative for you in the Three Realms? You are not young, and you should have a daughter-in-law! When you marry a wife, it will be just right for your family to go to and fro with the female relatives of the outside world. Give it to your wife, how about it?"

Guanglin ran away in anger!

Bodhi snorted: Little boy, fight with me! ?

Wukong has not woken up after three days of sleep. Nezha Qiongqi and the little lion Jiuling Yuansheng are by his side every day, and they are not far away. Nothing.

Qiuqiu has to follow the seniors to practice and go to class every day. As soon as school is over, he rushes over to see his brother in a hurry, even ignoring the canteen. Nezha comforted him a few times. Just let him go.

A few days later, Guanglin came again and said to his master, "He Tong, who our family sent to the Maharaja of the Feng Clan, delivered the letter, and they sent a falcon to reply to the letter. Master, please take a look!"

Bodhi raised his eyebrows, and instead of reading the letter in a hurry, he asked, "Oh? Where's the little eagle?"

Guanglin said, "He came against the wind, he was exhausted, and he is resting in my room!"

I was so hungry that when I arrived, I stuck my head in the back kitchen, and almost went straight to the soup pot. As soon as I threw the letter away, I buried my head in hard work.

He ate up a large pot of lean meat strips like a storm.

The little boy who sent the eagle and the letter to Guanglin said vividly, "Ms. Zhang, the chef, is very angry. Those are the meat strips she is going to try today, and they are all gone!"

Violence!

Ms. Zhang was cursing.

Guanglin smiled and said, "I'm full now, and I'm occupying my bed in my room, and I'm sleeping under the quilt. I can't bear to ask him to go back if he can eat, sleep, and travel."

Bodhi was opening the letter, read through the letter from the Great Monarch of the Feng Clan, and said with a smile, "What's so difficult, Lord Feng said, let us take good care of the little eagle, so that he doesn't have to go back in the wind and snow , wait for him to come in a few days, and take them back together.”

The old Daoist pointed to his apprentice and said, "Let's just tell him to come and go, and just buckle him up!"

Bodhi pondered for a while, "Is our family a little demon who happens to have no birds?"

Guanglin knows this well, "Before, in Pansi Cave, Hezhou, Xiniu, we took in a few yellow eagles, hemp eagles, and tamarin eagles who had opened their minds. There are not many, and they are practicing."

Bodhi just laughed, "I just want to be a playmate for that little eagle, and tell our children to entertain others well. At least we have to know that there are other good things in this world, right?"

Guanglin gave Master a thumbs up!

Not only do you want to kidnap the next generation leader of the Feng Clan, you are such a humble messenger who will never let you go!

The big apprentice sighed, "Master, you are no worse than the Tathagata!"

Bodhi said, "How can he compare with me? Your master and I are both upright schemers, besides, we're not trying to trick them into changing the family. If you don't shed blood or tears, you can come to Biyou Palace for a short stay~"

Come on, you are right!

Guanglin got up and went to work again.

In the evening, Li Shan's old mother came to pick up the young apprentice from the master. When she saw Bodhi, she complained, "Master, I finally came back to live with you for two days, so you can't let the apprentice feel at ease? Look at the work you arranged for me. , Tired me out of wrinkles!"

Bodhi pretended to be dead, "Huh? Did Master arrange work for you? I haven't seen you all day!"

Li Shan's mother snorted angrily, "Come on! Junior brother sees that I look like a cat, and dare not say a word. If you are not behind the trick, he can order me like that!"

Bodhi coughed in embarrassment, "Oh, it's not that there is no mistress at home. After working hard for a few days, when Master finds a wife for Guanglin, you will be liberated, okay?"

Li Shan's old mother's eyes lit up when she heard the words, and she leaned forward and said, "Which girl did the master fall in love with!? The matter of matchmaking is on my shoulders!"

Uh……