Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

A group of idiots laughed enough in the East China Sea, and ran back so cold that they bared and haha, and gathered together at Bodhi in the main hall to keep warm.

The cold wind was howling outside, and the main hall was warm. The little Taoist boy in Tsing Yi dozed off leaning against the pillar with his hands in his sleeves. The fox's tail was exposed. The ancestor Bodhi was holding a ruler that he didn't know where he got. Playing chess pieces on the chessboard leisurely.

The charcoal basin next to the old fairy was burning with bright red charcoal fire, and the charcoal case had already condensed a layer of silvery carbon ash, and the small kettle on the top of the copper shelf was burning white, and a pear inside was up and down. Tumbling, slowly turning yellow and wrinkling.

The censer in the corner wafted a peaceful aroma, and there was no other sound in the room except for the ticking of the hourglass. It was so quiet.

As a result, a group of disciples and grandchildren ran in hula la, and the peaceful days were gone in an instant. It was really a headache to see these little troublemakers.

Those who went to touch the tail of the little fox to warm their hands; those who begged for fruit; those who came to beg tea with him; those who buried chestnuts in the charcoal basin; those who quietly came to the chessboard, and felt that the chess pieces made of white jade were very beautiful, so they touched them Putting it in his arms, he was still laughing at himself...

A bunch of little bastards!

If this invites a few more, will the roof of his Biyou Palace hall be overturned?

As soon as Bodhi raised his head, he wanted to sigh twice, but in the end, huh?

That monkey has jumped up the beam!

Although I also use the dust removal spell to clean it every day, but what good place can there be?

"What are you doing so naughty? This is really three days without a fight, and the house is exposed!"

Wukong hung his feet on the beam of the house, hung his body down, curled his long tail, and said with a smile, "Master said this, there is no reason for being naughty, I just want to come up suddenly to take a look. In the story book Said, the old man especially likes to hide things on the beams and other places where others can't see, so I've been curious about it for a long time!"

Bodhi snorted, "Then you just go and see, our house doesn't have much else, just a lot of beams!" Old man?He is not old!So he never hid things on the beams!

The little monkey turned over like a kite, jumped down lightly from the top, and landed in front of the master. A group of little monkeys clapped their hands to applaud him and crowded close together.

Hongcao asked, "Little uncle, is there a baby on it?"

Fu Bao was in Danshen's arms, drooling and greedily said, "Master, is there any big chicken legs hidden on top?"

Goku laughed so hard~

How worthless is your master, hiding chicken legs on it!

Bodhi grabbed the little chubby mouse, hugged it in his arms, and shook his chubby chin, "False accusation against Master, confiscate Fubao's chicken leg today!"

The little girl is not as good as before, now a bunch of older brothers and sisters dote on her, and there are uncles everywhere, she is very delicate, when she heard that the chicken legs were buckled, she immediately burst into tears, and bowed with her cold hands , "I beg Master~~"

Bodhi covered his hands, shook his head, and said solemnly, "The ancestor's Taoist name is Bodhi, not Qiuqiu. Qiuqiu is your brother Ling Xiao's nickname~~"

Danshen's face was full of black lines: How many times does the master want to play with their brothers' names!

Talking and laughing, Guanglin came in a hurry, and when he saw a room full of people in Master's place, he said with a smile, "Your place is lively, and you are making fun of your grandchildren, but we are so busy!"

Bodhi stroked his beard, and sighed pretendingly, "Your master is old and can't move anymore, alas, just waiting to enjoy the blessings of your children and grandchildren~"

Take this word out, don't talk about us, even Taoist ancestors don't want to believe it!

Don't bother you asking me to send so many letters!

Guanglin didn't care how his master behaved, and reported carefully, "The letters to all the monster clan lords have been sent out. It's cold, and the crane children don't like to move. I just tell them to fly slowly, and I don't know what to do." It will be delivered in time."

I was afraid that I would be lazy halfway, so I flew to a warm place.

Bodhi said nonchalantly, "It's okay, just ask them to deliver it slowly. Whoever has a predestined relationship will naturally receive the letter paper. If there is no predestined relationship, you can't force it."

It's all God's will.

That's okay too...

Seeing that his master was casual, Guanglin obviously didn't take this matter as an important matter, so he also breathed a sigh of relief, and asked, "Then the guest houses of each family are still so prepared?"

Bodhi nodded, "Get ready, if they come or not, since Master invites you, you have to make a show, lest people say we don't treat guests well."

He thought for a while and said to Guanglin, "Your senior sister has opened guesthouses in the past few years and has experience in entertaining guests. Go to your senior sister for help!"

"After all, we are a family of men, and there are very few female relatives. If there are people from the demon clan, there must be something stinky. Our newly raised little demons decide to arrange it. If they know about it, they have to pay attention to whether they can go to Biyou Palace now. mesa."

Guanglin smiled and said, "It doesn't matter what they do so much, if you don't like it, don't come. If you can't get along and don't like our family style, then it's better not to stay, so as not to dislike each other and cause a bellyful of idleness .”

Bodhi sighed, "If it's the master himself, then naturally he can do whatever he wants, and he can do whatever he likes." No matter what their backgrounds are, if they dare to say no in Biyou Palace, they will be kicked out, and they will not be allowed to set foot on Penglai Island half a step.

Guanglin immediately understood that the master was paving the way for the younger brother in the Yaozu, and he had to be kind on the surface, and sighed, saying, "That's okay, I know, don't worry, master, I will go later Senior Sister, please help!"

Bodhi nodded, and asked again, "The disciples we brought back are all given to your five senior brothers to teach?"

Guanglin hummed and said, "Brother Taiyi is fine, he has nothing to do with our family. It's just that the four senior brothers in Haihai are already busy and have to teach. They have also made trouble with me these few days, calling me Let’s find some masters.”

Bodhi said, "Call your senior sister!"

Guanglin choked, "Just now you have given the work to the senior sister!"

Bodhi was amused, "Those who can do more work, right?"

"Besides, they don't attend classes all day long to deal with palace affairs, and they can even ask their subordinates to help!"

Guang Linxin said, let the apprentice do all the work, and then you can play chess here leisurely, right?

The disciple in charge was very tired, Guanglin sighed and said, "Master, why don't you always do what Wukong said, just marry us a capable teacher's wife and come back."

"The Xianzi girl who drank tea with you in the middle of the night last time looked pretty good to me. She has a gentle temperament. If she can control the Seventh Princess, she will definitely be able to frighten the group of fur children at home!"

The little monkey came out from behind the master, and said in a low voice, "Look, master, is everyone so suspicious that you drink tea alone in the middle of the night with Sister Xianzi..."

Bodhi took a white piece from the chess jar with a ruler, and placed it lightly on the board, then calmly picked up five black stones, and threw them into the chess jar, turning a deaf ear to the little apprentice's words.

Just do not hear.

Seeing that the master was silent, the little monkey snorted and said again, "Master, what are you talking about with your brother? Is someone from our family coming to celebrate the New Year?" Although Bi Yougong is not like ordinary people in the world, it attaches great importance to the festival of New Year , but that day will eat rice cake glutinous rice balls and dumplings!

These things are not very easy to make and are very cumbersome, so they can only be eaten during the Chinese New Year.

Bodhi called out the word "Nian" to remind him, nodded and said, "That's right, there are indeed guests coming."

He dropped the ruler, turned around and summoned Guanglin who was concentrating on checking the roster, "Guanglin~"

When Guanglin heard this movement, he couldn't help but trembled: "Master, what are you going to do?" Listening to this movement, this is going to be a demon!

Bodhi laughed, "It's hard to guarantee that there won't be any evil guests when we entertain guests in this winter..."

Seeing his master stroking his beard slowly, Guanglin couldn't help frowning, "Then what do you want to do?"

Bodhi said, "Your juniors have been busy packing materials for Lao Qi's house recently, and they probably used a lot of manpower. In this way, I won't snatch them. Just find some calm and quiet people, and give them to me. Just hit it off."

Guanglin didn't want to sigh anymore, "Then what do you want to do? Do you need some materials from the apprentice?"

Bodhi took out a fan, fanned the charcoal basin leisurely, made the fire more prosperous, and boiled the pear in the small pot, "Don't worry, I got it from your master back then. It's not finished yet!"

A thought flashed through Guanglin's mind, he turned his head and said to the little monkey lying on Master's back, "What did you tell Master just now, Chinese New Year?"

Wukong nodded, "Yeah~ what's the matter, brother?"

Guanglin sighed and understood: his master is going to make that huge firecracker again...

It didn't count that he bombarded his uncle's Tushi Palace before, but this time he even spared his own Biyou Palace.

Guanglin patted the little monkey, and said helplessly to Bodhi, "Master, when you set a date to release it, apprentice, I will first say hello to the neighbors around, so that you don't scare them, okay?"

Bodhi sneered and said, "This can scare you, so what courage do you have?"

His apprentice didn't know how to speak back then, so he just sat in his arms and watched him set off firecrackers~~

Guanglin's eyes were dull: You are capable of mocking others, and when the big guy scolds the Lingxiao Temple, don't shout and have a headache!

okay then~~

Bodhi couldn't bear to make the big disciples suffer, "Then you go and tell them now that we have to ring once from time to time, and tell them to plug their ears, and it will be fine when the spring comes!"

My God, you still have to put it in the beginning of spring! ?

Can't make people live!

Guanglin slapped his forehead, and said weakly, "Okay, then I'll send someone to talk about it!"

He got up staggeringly, said goodbye to the master, waved to the younger brother, sighed at the people in the room, hugged the account book, and left in a hurry.

Hongcao said to the senior brother, "Master seems to be busier than Lingtai Mountain. Don't you have four elders working when you come back?"

Danshen shook his head and said nothing.

He seems to have seen his future life... but luckily he pushed all of this to the junior brother!

Danshen patted Liu Er's shoulder, "Comfort, Lingtai Mountain will be yours from now on. Senior brother and your second senior brother are good at alchemy and don't like mundane affairs. Your third senior brother is young and uncertain. Only you have a calm temper. We I will give you all this family property, you have to practice hard!"

Liu Er sighed a little: It's hard to imagine that he can have such a day.

Over there, Wukong was still entangled with the master, "Master, master, what did you say to the brother just now, are you going to set off firecrackers, why? Who is coming at home?"

Bodhi took a silver spoon and mashed the pears. He didn't know what to add to the pears. After stirring for a while, he poured out a glass of pear juice and asked the little apprentice, "Do you want to drink it?"

The little monkey shook his head, "Don't drink it, it's too sweet!"

Bodhi said, "It's nonsense, Master didn't put sugar or stone honey, it's not sweet at all, but it's delicious! The pears used are good for moistening, really don't you want to drink a couple of sips?"

How about a taste?

The little monkey blew and blew, took a small sip, felt that the taste was really good, and took another big sip, and finally swallowed it, feeling that his eyelids were too heavy to lift, and he groaned twice, but there was nothing Said, lie down and go to sleep.

As soon as Bodhi took the cup, without letting the pear juice inside spill out, he poured it into the charcoal basin, making a sizzling sound.

Nezha and Qiongqi were studying Patriarch Bodhi's chessboard. Seeing that Wukong had fallen, he rushed to help him, but he didn't ask Patriarch Bodhi what he gave his apprentice, but said, "Uncle Master, it's cold on the ground, I'll take Wukong back Did he sleep in the yard?"

Bodhi waved his hand, "It's windy and snowy outside the door, there is a couch behind, take it there and sleep!"

Okay~~

The Qiongqi big cat also wandered behind.

As soon as the three left, Fu Bao became dishonest in Liu Er's arms, pointing to the other side and said, "Brother Wukong is leaving, let's go!"

Qiuqiu, who was playing with the little fox, heard it and jumped up immediately, "I'm going too!"

One by one, everyone went to sleep with Wukong, even the little fox Daotong ran away.

The main hall was quiet again, and Bodhi was about to enjoy the rare cleanliness with his hands in his sleeves. The water mirror in front of him burst open, and Taoist Hongjun blew his beard and stared, "What did you mess with my little grandson again?" ! How did you fall asleep?"

Bodhi had an aggrieved face, "It's just Jiaoli~~ Then he wakes up early in the morning, and now he's tired and sleepy from playing, so he'll go to bed~~"

Nonsense!

In the main hall of Biyou Palace, a water mirror is chasing Patriarch Bodhi and flying around. From time to time, a jade ruyi is waved from the other end of the water mirror, and it hits Bodhi's back, buttocks or head accurately, "I see You are making trouble again!"

Bodhi was holding her robe, and was running around the room screaming, "I'm so wronged! Listen to me! How did you know how to hit someone!!!"

Hongjun Taoist made a call, let out a mouthful of nausea, and shouted angrily, "Sit down, and explain it to me!"

Bodhi sat down with a thud, and said with a groan, "The beating hurts to death, and you really want to do it!"

Daoist Hongjun stretched out his hand and wanted to slap him again, but Bodhi hurriedly said, "I'm talking, I'm talking!"

He looked up, and saw a small head on the curtain in the inner room, and quickly waved his hands, "Don't eavesdrop, everyone go to sleep!"

The cubs hurriedly hushed and retreated, and ran back to report to Nezha and Qiongqi, "The old man was beaten by the jade ruyi essence in the water mirror!"

Nezha covered his face, "That's not Yu Ruyi Jing, it's Daoist Hongjun~"

The children opened their mouths, "Ah, it's the old man..."

Then if you want to call it that, it's not impossible.

Nezha instructed, "What you saw just now, don't talk nonsense when you go out, and don't tell anyone, remember?"

The little demon cubs were ignorant, and they stood up and said, "We were sent here by our master to sleep with our little uncle, and we didn't go out after that. I don't know what happened in the main hall."

Oh~~

The little demon cubs suddenly realized, "There is no sound in the main hall!"

"I didn't see Yu Ruyi Jing!"

"I didn't hear Hongjun Daozu swearing!"

Nezha stretched out a finger, and the children hurriedly booed in unison.

Fubao and Qiuqiu are already arguing over who should sleep in Wukong's arms.

Little Chaos said confidently, "A man and a woman can't kiss each other! You go over there and sleep by yourself!"

Fubao has also read some books recently, "Men and women have different seats when they are seven years old, and Fubao is one year old, so they can sleep together!"

The two milk cubs were bickering in Wukong's arms, Wukong didn't have any intention of waking up, his mouth was open, and he fell asleep again and again.

Nezha looked at him worriedly, and reached out to touch the little monkey's forehead. The tentacles didn't feel hot, but the palms were fluffy, and he couldn't help rubbing them.

Outside, Bodhi was explaining to the teacher, "It's because I think he's making a fuss that makes me faint. I'm not such a crazy master. I've seen him become more and more mischievous recently, and his spiritual consciousness is very active..."

Daoist Hongjun snorted, but did not speak.

With an aggrieved face, Bodhi continued, "I checked his pulse, and saw that he had reached a growth bottleneck again, and his consciousness was surging like a sea wave, breaking through the shackles and broadening the sea of ​​consciousness, so I finally made a prescription. , and coaxed him to drink it."

Daozu Hongjun blew his beard and stared again, "Then you can't tell the child clearly and tell him to drink again!?"

Bodhi pouted, but said nothing.

No, no, I really think this little monkey is really annoying...

He didn't shout "Fall! Fall!", he was already looking at the face of the master and apprentice, and he was not gloating~~