Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Bodhi frowned when he saw that the Bull Demon King was also coming. He originally wanted to ask Tie Fan to accept Fu Bao as an apprentice, and then leave Tie Fan, the nominal master, at Lingtai Mountain to take care of Fu Bao for a few years.

There are many inconveniences in a little girl's life, and it is better to have a female elder to take care of them carefully. The master-apprentice mother and daughter, called Iron Fan, half-teacher and half-mother, taught Fu Bao some common sense taboos as a woman, She can also open this mouth.

But now that the Bull Demon King followed, Bodhi suddenly remembered, yes, this iron fan has a husband!

That's a bit of a hassle.

Jin Chan has just become a father, and it is when he is very excited. He may be happy to ask his daughter to be a teacher, but he may not be happy to call his daughter more than one teacher!

Furthermore, since the husband and wife live together, Fubao has a lot of inconvenience for no reason.

What if you see something you shouldn't see?

He heard from Wukong before that Iron Fan and the others are going to give birth to a younger brother for Honghaier!

Look at this mess.

Alas, it was also because he was happy for a while and didn't think carefully... Bodhi sighed heavily.

The Bull Demon King was already worried. When he saw the Bodhi ancestor staring at him, his face was cold and unhappy, his heart trembled. Following Bodhi's sigh, he knelt down with a plop, "Master! My husband and wife love each other!" Deep, really can't be separated, I hope the master will show mercy..."

In desperation, Iron Fan kicked him down, stepped on the embroidered shoes, and blocked the old cow's mouth: Your grandpa's, is it human!What nonsense!

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Bodhi, who understood in an instant, subconsciously thought: Does he really need to think about getting rid of his current single status?

Is he that kind of person?

If this was the Tongtian back then, the Bull Demon King would have already fallen to the ground by now, but Bodhi just asked his apprentice to interfere once, and unconsciously found the reason on himself first, and after thinking about it, there is no reason. In the past, he was so angry that he couldn't help but waved his hands, and told the apprentice next to him, "Send them both back to Biyou Palace!"

Iron fans are not suitable.

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words were uttered, Princess Iron Fan became anxious, and also knelt down on the ground, "Master, this disciple doesn't know what the master's order is, but this disciple is loyal and will not hesitate to die. See you baby!"

Oh, yes, and this thing.

Bodhi stroked his beard, and then remembered that his elder brother told him last time that he wanted to meet this wonderful pair of parents, so he turned around and said, "Send them to Tushita Palace and show it to Laojun, and I will tell you about it as a teacher." Bo said, tell them to meet the red boy, and then let their family reunite in Tushita Palace." Don't come back yet!

For those who are dispatched but not dispatched, let him avoid suspicion first!

In the past few days, the sixth disciple Sang Hongmin and the twenty-ninth disciple Yougou have been listening to the order by his side. After they got the order, they stood behind the master and guessed the shell once. At home, losers go out.

Bodhi looked back at them very speechlessly.

The sixth child lost, bid farewell to his master with a sad face, took the Nantianmen waist card, took the iron fan with an excited face, and the unlucky Bull Demon King with a face full of "Am I going to die?", and walked away.

The shoe prints on Bull Demon King's face were shining brightly, and no one reminded him to wipe them off.

Watching the three people leave, Yougou sat beside Bodhi triumphantly, his face beaming with joy.

Bodhi laughed angrily, "It turns out that I also like to run outside, why is it like this?"

Yougou is innocent and innocent by nature, and he is free to talk when he is beside Bodhi. Now he is smiling and authentic, "Eldest brother led people to catch a lot of fish in the river over there to eat~~I will make new dishes at home tonight~If you go out , I can’t eat anymore!”

Let's see how promising you are!

Bodhi snorted, got up and went to preach the scriptures to the little demons.

It's just that the iron fan has been sent away, so what about Fubao's master?

Is it possible to watch the Western religion come back to life again, and a few female Bodhisattvas are brought out to snatch people away?

This Jin Chan carried her daughter out of Lingshan Mountain, and when he arrived at his bowl in Lingtai Mountain, Guanyin happened not to be at home. If he could ask someone to take Fubao away like this, then he would be too useless!

At night, Bodhi quietly whispered to his teacher Kai Shuijing, "You said if I change my gender, can I succeed?" This can not only satisfy the little apprentice's desire to have a mother, but also make Jin Chan feel at ease and put Fu Bao on him. How good is it to post here?

Daozu Hongjun almost broke the Yu Ruyi he was holding in his hand. The old Daozu didn't speak for a long time, and finally pinched the water mirror without saying a word, and passed a water mirror to his apprentice: "You recently Did you talk to your little brother?"

In front of Taishang Laojun was a family kneeling on their knees, crying with each other in their arms, mainly because the red boy was crying with his mother in his arms, and the Bull Demon King stood beside him rubbing his hands in embarrassment.

Laojun was having ears ringing. Hearing the teacher's question, he was puzzled and said, "What's the matter? He just sent me two people, and he didn't say anything!"

Sang Hongmin was in a hurry to go home to eat fish, and before he left, Bodhi really didn't explain much, so the child saw his uncle, told his master's words, said to reunite the family, and left in a hurry .

There is no need to send people back to Biyou Palace anymore, so why is he still waiting here.

Hongjun Daozu frowned, "Why did you send someone away again? Didn't you just send a child over last time?"

Taishang Laojun sighed, "This time it is the child's parents."

Oh.

But this is completely irrelevant, so what is the cramp of this little bastard?

Seeing that the teacher was frowning, Taishang Laojun waved his hand and told Daotong to take Honghai'er's family down, intending to talk to the teacher quietly for a while, "What's the matter, little brother? But something else happened. thing?"

The old Taoist gritted his teeth and said, "He just told me that he wants to change gender..."

Just hear a "click".

Having been sanctified for many years, Taishang Laojun's chin flashed on this day.

"Why did you make such a fuss for no reason? What didn't suit him?" Taishang Laojun was very at a loss, wondering what kind of stimulation his younger brother had received.

Hongjun Daozu frowned and said, "I didn't talk to him too much, his temperament is so incongruous, he can't speak in tune!"

That's true...

Taishang Laojun said, "Maybe it was just a whim. Don't worry, teacher. He just sent me two people. I'll ask around to see if I can find anything. I'll try to persuade him later."

Hongjun Daozu sighed, "It's always so annoying, you can ask, try to persuade him, if you can't persuade him, I will go down and wake him up!"

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Seeing Yu Ruyi in the teacher's hand, after turning off the water mirror, the Taishang Laojun couldn't help but feel a little pain for the younger brother: this is drawn to his body...

Huh~~

Taishang Laojun shuddered, remembering the blue and white face of Honghaier's father and the evasive look when his nephew sent him over, he called Qingtong and said, "Go and call that Minotaur quietly." Come!"

Qing Tong took the order and went away, and brought the Bull Demon King here after a while, and it didn't take much trouble, because Princess Iron Fan threw herself on her son wholeheartedly, and Hong Boy's heart and eyes were all about his mother, so no one paid attention to him. As soon as it called, the Bull Demon King came out smoothly.

The Bull Demon King thought about it for a while, and his brain was congested again. He couldn't hold back and shouted out for a moment. He was not guilty. When he saw the Taishang Laojun calling him alone, he thought it was the last time to see his son, and now he was about to die. The funeral was on the spot. At that time, I was limp on the ground, crying and begging on the ground, "I just ask Laojun to be a whole body with me..."

He is old and old, and the meat on his body is so thick and sticky, it doesn't taste good!

Taishang Laojun saw that there was something wrong, so he stroked his beard and said very dignifiedly, "Do you know where your crime is?"

The Bull Demon King cried with snot and tears, "The little one shouldn't have wronged Patriarch Bodhi for coveting the villain's wife..."

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Since the beginning of the prehistoric era, he was born in this world, and he has seen many people of all kinds and strange things. However, the Taishang Laojun has never been so speechless as he is today.

The chin that was just installed just now feels like it's about to fall off again...

"My brother? Covet?"

That woman who can't teach her children in a daze! ? ? ?

How much of her character is worthy of the covetousness of our little junior brother!Coveted her confused!

Taishang Laojun stood up angrily, circled around the ground a few times, pointed at the Bull Demon King with trembling fingers and said, "I think you are crazy, talking nonsense!"

"Bullshit!"

"Nonsense!"

"I'm talking nonsense!"

"Let's talk nonsense!"

"Blood spurts!"

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Not only the Bull Demon King was dumbfounded by the scolding, but even the young boy standing outside the door, this was the first time he heard his master say so many idioms in one breath...

It can be seen how ruthless the old Taoist is.

The Bull Demon King was driven to the cow pen by the Taishang Laojun, and Qingniu was asked to watch and pull the mill.

Once the chew is on, he can't talk anymore.

Just in that square inch, keep wandering!When will the incomparably hard bluestone be ground into powder, and when will it come out again!

Taishang Laojun hurriedly went to Zixiao Palace: His junior brother was wronged by others, and he has resentment in his heart, so he doesn't want to be a man anymore!

He has to discuss with the teacher how to coax the child so that he can get rid of this idea!

Hongjun Daozu heard the "reason", and laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, "You, you go down and coax him well!"

Taishang Laojun put a blank face, watching his teacher laughing up and down: "Teacher, you can't make fun of my junior brother like that, he was wronged like this, how pitiful!"

Daoist Hongjun endured it, but couldn't hold it back: Poof...hahaha...

Taishang Laojun left angrily: He found out that the teacher didn't love the third child too much!

Poor brother!

Bodhi picked up the sixth disciple and sent him to rest in a disgruntled manner. Seeing that the sixth disciple went straight to the back kitchen, the fairy with the white beard couldn't hold back, and sighed again.

Wukong was practicing the formation beside his master, and he couldn't count on hearing the master's sighs, so he had no choice but to comfort him, "At worst, master will go to the back mountain again and recognize a registered disciple!"

Bodhi sighed, "It's not so easy, it's not serious to admit it hastily!"

While worrying, the little brown bear who was guarding the door ran over with a fruit in his hands, "Old man, old man, there are guests outside! Senior brother asked me to call back!"

Looking at the stupid bear, Bodhi felt a headache, "Then tell me, who is here?"

The little brown bear scratched his head while pinching the fruit that he had gnawed halfway, "Ah, I remember, what kind of pear mother~"

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How can anyone call this!

Wukong reminded from the side, "Is that Li Shan's old mother?"

The little brown bear slapped his hands and shattered the fruit, "Yes! That's what the young master said, old mother Lizishan!"

Eat your pears!

Bodhi panicked, rubbed his heart, and said smoothly, "Wukong, you go to meet your senior sister."

Wukong wondered, he didn't know where this senior sister mentioned it, but after the master ordered, he also got up and stretched his sleeves, and walked to the mountain gate.

The little brown bear walked slowly, so Wukong told him to walk by himself, without worrying about left and right, so he told the little guy who had not yet fully transformed to learn to walk.

When he came to the gate of the mountain, Wukong took a closer look, and it turned out to be Li Shan's old mother, holding a whisk, followed by a dozen female disciples, the little monkey hurried forward, cupped his fists and said, "Wukong has seen the senior sister!"

Li Shan's old mother was standing there very steadily, and seeing Wukong, although she was a little happy, her attitude was still as gentle and gentle as before, but she was stunned when she heard Wukong's senior sister, and stepped forward to help him. , Trembled, "Good Wukong, what do you call me?"

Wukong stood up and said with a smile, "Master told me to call that, I also thought, is it not right..." He has always been a little confused about seniority, what to call each other, always like to call people according to their age, The younger ones are called elder brothers and sisters, and the older ones are promoted to seniority.

Li Shan's old mother has the appearance of a middle-aged woman, so if she were to be called a little monkey, what should she be called an aunt?

However, Li Shan's old mother is a girl, so she is called a senior sister, and she looks young, so it's okay~

But when she heard the word "Master", Li Shan's old mother was shocked, many tears welled up in her eyes, she smiled and said, "Good boy, there are no inferiors, we two are exactly senior sisters and younger brothers!"

The apprentices behind Li Shan's old mother were stunned: Many years ago, didn't the master still say that he wanted to accept the little spirit monkey as an apprentice?Although the Bodhi Patriarch of Lingtai Mountain was later cut off halfway, it's not good to suddenly become a sibling now, right?

Does this work too?

Although Wukong still spoke with a small milky voice, his speech and demeanor were already generous, and he smiled and greeted him, "Then senior sister, come with me, my master is waiting in the front hall!"

Li Shan's old mother had some expectations in her heart, how could she bear the word "respectful waiting", respectfully followed Wukong to the hall, saw the old fairy with white beard and hair sitting in the main hall, this heart Extremely anxious, he bowed in a trembling voice, "Li Shan pays homage to the ancestor!"

Patriarch Bodhi saw this apprentice who was the only remaining disciple after the catastrophe of conferring gods, a young girl who was in the prime of life, and now she has changed her appearance and become an old woman. It’s also our home, just like coming home!”

With just this one sentence, Li Shan's old mother burst into tears. This gesture, this tone of voice, if it is not my master, Master Tongtian, who else could it be?

I hate myself for being so dull at the Antian Conference in the Heavenly Court. I met my master face to face, and I heard the identity of the "Bodhi Patriarch" introduced by the Taishang Laojun, but I didn't even guess that it was my master!

That's right, at that time, my heart and eyes were full of little spirit monkeys, so I didn't care about others.

Besides, Master was imprisoned in Zixiao Palace, who would have thought that the old man could change his appearance, change his name, and just come out so openly!

Wukong sat beside his master in a well-behaved manner, looking at his master and then at Li Shan's old mother, with a hundred curiosity in his heart.

The female disciples of Li Shan's old mother, after saluting with their master, sat behind their master in an orderly manner, with many greetings in their hearts like little spirit monkeys, all of them looked dazed.

Li Shan's old mother wiped her tears, and Bodhi smiled and said, "I haven't seen you for many years, but I still love to cry so much."

Hearing Master laughing at her, Li Shan's old mother said angrily, "You have come out now, why are you still pretending to be a ghost and swaying around with Daozu's face? If the apprentice doesn't come to the door today, it's possible that you didn't reveal your identity!"

Wow... The little monkey's eyes widened suddenly: Why is this senior sister really a senior sister?

The disciples of Li Shan's old mother also let out gasps of air-conditioning.

The sound of gasping was too obvious, Bodhi wanted to ask Wukong to take his nephews out to play for a while, and he had a quiet talk with Li Shan's old mother.

But just as he was about to speak, Bodhi dismissed the idea.

Without him, the rumor of drinking tea with the little fairy alone in the middle of the night has not passed.

To avoid suspicion, he has to avoid suspicion! ! !

Ugh……