Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Because there was a fuss in the middle of the night, the little monkey woke up early the next morning, closed his eyes and groaned on the master, asking Bodhi to wash his face.

The teacher and father chanted the mantra, turning the little apprentice into a pale golden dandelion, and said angrily, "You should call your little friends and your nephews to come and see our little monkey's coquettish and shameless appearance!"

Little monkeys are not afraid~

"No matter who I am, I'm still Master's apprentice, so what's wrong with acting like a baby?"

Bodhi sighed: Hey, he also wants to drive his apprentice out!

After putting on his clothes, the little monkey asked, "Master, do you want to keep Brother Jinchan and Fubao at our house?"

Bodhi sighed again, and stretched out his hand to rub the monkey's hair, "Don't be so smart, children grow faster if they are stupid!"

Wukong said bluntly, "Master, this is a fallacy!"

Okay~

Anyway, as long as you forget about the teacher's wife, Bodhi asked, "Speaking of this, do you have any good ideas?"

The little monkey grinned and said, "Keep Fubao, so you can keep brother Jinchan? Then let Fubao be like brother Lielie, borrowing from our house? Fubao is a little mouse spirit, Jinchan Elder brother is a Buddhist cultivator, so he can't teach her, so it's better to let the master teach at his knees and ask the master to teach Fubao some monster clan exercises."

Bodhi said, "Then what if your elder brother Jinchan doesn't want to call Fubao and stay in our house without a name?" Jinchan probably wanted to seriously find a master for her daughter.

The little monkey said blankly, "Fame? Master means, who in our family should marry Fubao?" The word "Fame" is in the scriptures, and when a scumbag cheats someone, he will say affectionately, "Qingqing , I will definitely give you a title, you believe me!" In the end, they basically ran away after taking advantage of it!

But what Master said must not be so scumbag, it must be very solemn.

Wukong put down the spoon and counted with his fingers, "I guess, only Qiuqiu and Zizai are suitable to propose to Fubao!"

Bodhi didn't understand for a while, how did his apprentice's idea lead to marriage, he was puzzled and said, "Why are they the only ones suitable?"

The little monkey picked up the spoon again, dug a spoonful of custard and stuffed it into his mouth, Ulu Ulu said, "Then naturally, the seniority is appropriate, Tathagata is of the same generation as you, brother Jinchan and my senior brother are of the same generation, Fu Bao and Danshen are of the same generation~"

Oh, "Then why can't Salvia and Red Grass work?"

Wukong said, "Fubao is a little mouse spirit, so he must be comfortable living with the monster clan. The two of them have a lot of topics in common, so they can get along well. Danshen and Hongcao are not monster clan, so naturally they can't do it well." Bao’s husband-in-law~”

Oh……

Bodhi said, "Wukong, your brother taught you these things?" When Nezha comes back, shouldn't he have a heart-to-heart talk with his nephew?

Unexpectedly, Wukong shook his head and said, "Brother seldom tells me these things, this is what I read in the book~"

Book?what book?

Wukong sighed, "It's just a storybook, but after I went back to Biyou Palace last time, my room was burglarized, and a lot of books on the bookshelf were stolen by some elegant thief, alas, I didn't do any harm." I saw it~"

……

Bodhi really knows about this, including the identity of that "elegant thief".

It was none other than his great disciple Guang Lin.

The senior brother sneaked in and checked all the books in Wukong's room while the junior brother was away, thinking that the content was not very good and not suitable for children to read, so Guanglin confiscated them all.

Later, when Bodhi came back from the sky with Wukong, Guanglin deliberately took the time to tell his master about it, and handed over all the books confiscated from his younger brother to Bodhi for preservation.

Wukong didn't know about it from the beginning to the end, he always thought that he was the thief~

Bodhi rubbed the tip of his nose and coughed, "Cultivate well, don't read those miscellaneous books!"

Wukong looked at Master suspiciously, "Why are you guilty again? I didn't say anything?"

What a guilty conscience!No guilty conscience!

Bodhi bluffed, "Eat your food well!"

hum~

Wukong finished his breakfast with a sigh of relief, rinsed his mouth, and went out to find his friends for morning class together, but before he knew he was about to leave, his master sighed and muttered, "Oh, now There is no female apprentice, and there is no way to have a little granddaughter..."

As soon as Wukong turned the corner, he came back again, leaning on Master's shoulder and said, "Master, you have a female apprentice!"

Bodhi leaned lazily on the table, and said lazily, "Well, in the past, there were..." Now most of them have gone to heaven and become little gods of stars.

Wukong shook his master's shoulder, "Master, master, didn't you say that in the past, in the back mountain of Biyou Palace, didn't you have a female disciple from the outer sect?"

That Iron Fan Immortal, the daughter-in-law of the Bull Demon King, and the mother of the Red Boy, was not formally accepted as an outer disciple by the master because he also practiced the authentic Taiyi Xuanmen technique?

When Wukong said this, Bodhi's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said, "Call your senior brother, and send someone to bring the iron fan!"

Wukong was puzzled, "Master, what are you going to do?"

Bodhi pinched the little apprentice's fluffy face and said with a smile, "Find Fu Bao a female master!"

His serious apprentices are all men now, and Fu Bao doesn't seem to know much about human affairs. If Fu Bao is asked to worship them as teachers, Jin Chan will definitely be worried.

But it would be much easier to find a female master.

But the little monkey said, "Master, look at Hong Boy, can you trust Fu Bao to Mrs. Iron Fan to teach?"

Bodhi laughed and said, "Teaching matters belong to Master, and daily care belongs to Iron Fan. Is this the head office?"

okay then~

The little monkey frantically went to find Guanglin, Bodhi told the matter once, and then said to the brothers and sisters, "The matter has not yet happened, so don't spread it to others. Wukong also brought Fubao these days. , take good care of her, tell her to stay happily in our house and not want to leave, can you do that?"

The little monkey nodded vigorously, patted his small chest, "Wrap it on me, Master, don't worry!"

Guanglin patted his junior brother's head, and said to Bodhi, "Master, then shall I send the aunts from the back mountain?"

also become~

Wukong was shocked, "Brother, don't ask Aunt Zhu to go! Our family cannot do without her!"

Guanglin laughed loudly, "If you don't send it or send it, tell Aunt Zhu to stay at home, okay?"

Wukong heaved a sigh of relief, Bodhi waited for the big apprentice to leave, grabbed Wukong and refused to tell him to leave, "Since when did you have such a good relationship with Aunt Zhu?" Our family can't do without her?

The little monkey didn't admit it, "Then you have to have a good relationship with the cook, right? The cook is happy, cooking is delicious!"

Nonsense!The chef in the back kitchen is Master Zhu!Aunt Zhu is at best a logistics manager, not a cook at all!

Wukong hesitated, and suddenly said, "Master, did you scold Erbo later?"

Bodhi drove away the bad little apprentice!

Wukong ran out, only to breathe a sigh of relief quietly: He would never say that Aunt Zhu was his choice for the teacher's wife in the master's photo~

Even though Aunt Zhu is called Auntie, she is actually very young, with a handsome face and a chic figure. She is a powerful female monster~

He cooks well, is kind to people, and always looks energetic, especially energetic.

It's a pity that Aunt Zhu got married soon...

Although Uncle Zhu is quite good, and he is still a very imposing cook, but the little monkey still thinks that Aunt Zhu is actually more suitable to be his mistress...

It's a pity that there is no fate...

But it is said that Miss Xianzi and Aunt Zhu are especially compatible~

The little monkey laughed quietly: He will always find a suitable wife for Master!

Fat Lielie has been living with the Qiuqiu brothers recently, so Wukong went directly to find them, but when he entered the door, he found that no one was there, Xiao Daotong, who was serving in the room, said, "Young master, everyone go to the dining hall to have breakfast. La!"

Wukong said strangely, "Didn't they eat in the house all the time recently, why are they so diligent today?"

Xiao Daotong smiled and said, "It's because the noodle soup was spilled yesterday, and Brother Ling Xiao refused to eat it on the bed!"

Should!These bad habits should be corrected!

Wukong waved to Xiaodaotong, and went to the canteen to find someone.

When they arrived, Lie Lie was arguing with Fu Bao, "You don't eat this at all!"

Fu Bao said childishly, "You lost!"

Little Panglong said angrily, "It doesn't count if you don't eat it in your stomach!"

Fu Bao still said in a childish voice, "You just lost!"

Chubby's face flushed red, "It's cheating to hide something in your cheek!"

Fu Bao said slowly, "You can't afford to lose!"

Fat Lilie was so angry that he stretched out his hand and pushed his plate towards Fubao, "I'll give it to you! But I still want to say, you don't count! It's cheating!" He is the number one foodie in Lingtai Mountain!

With his head held high and his little nose turned upwards, Fu Bao snorted, and brought all the food in the little fat dragon's tray to him, and then gave the little fat dragon a bare tray.

Fat Lilie was stunned, looked at the tray, touched his empty stomach, was really wronged, turned around and threw himself into the arms of his brother who was watching the fun behind him, closed his eyes and wrinkled his face, "Wow..."

Cried……

Xiaoshuai Mo Ang held back his laughter and trembled, and shook his chubby brother, "Okay, okay, don't cry, big brother will share breakfast with you today, okay?"

Ao Chun also came over and coaxed, "Brother will share with you too!"

……

Little Fat Dragon sat at the dining table, with chicken legs in one hand and steamed stuffed buns in the other, crying as he ate, "I could eat at least three chicken legs today..."

Think beautiful!

The brothers said, if you hadn't lost all your breakfast, we were afraid that you would be hungry, so we would still want to eat an extra chicken leg?

None of the doors!

Fat Lilie pouted and went to practice with his friends.

Before leaving, he kissed his two elder brothers perfunctorily: for the sake of chicken legs!

Outside the classroom, Bodhi was fooling around Jin Chan, "Everyone is here, the children I teach here are basically monsters, it doesn't hurt to call Fubao to listen."

Jin Chan hesitated and said, "That's not good, I'm afraid I might be stealing my teacher..."

Bodhi laughed loudly and said, "Nephew is too cautious! Taiyi Xuanmen can be found everywhere in the Taoism of children's enlightenment. It's just that I have slightly improved it here because I teach the cubs of the monster clan. Even so, it's nothing secret."

"Which family of Taiyi Xuanmen doesn't have many little monsters?" Especially last year, I don't know how many families secretly wrote to him, asking him for the skills of the monster clan.

For a moment, Bodhi wanted to make money by selling exercises.

You are poor, you have so many apprentices, you can’t afford it, you must always keep the word poor in mind~

After hearing this, Jin Chan said in surprise, "I thought the Taoist sect was orthodox and disdained to associate with the monster race..." Especially after the Conferred God, the Master of Tongtian was imprisoned in the Zixiao Palace, and cutting off teaching became a taboo in the Three Realms. No one has anything to do with the Yaozu anymore.

Bodhi smiled and said, "You can't say that. The Hetong who sent the letter is the number one demon clan in my Taiyi Xuanmen. Without them, the Taoists of each family can only write letters and read them in the water mirror." Tell your friends!"

Jin Chan was so amused by Bodhi, she couldn't help but also laughed, "Senior invites you like this, if Jin Chan refuses again, then I don't know what to do. If that's the case, why don't my father and daughter listen in today?"

Jin Chan found a random place at the back of the classroom and sat cross-legged. She originally wanted to meditate, but when Bodhi began to teach, she also listened to it unconsciously.

The course that Bodhi taught today was the introduction to Daoism. He wasn't doing it for Fubao's progress, but this lesson was originally for the little demons and spirit creatures who were new to the mountain.

Daoist Taiyi stayed in Biyou Palace, and the new master that Bodhi promised his nephew, there is no shadow at all, and the new little demon here in Lingtai Mountain can only be taught by the "grandfather" himself.

Fortunately, Wukong and Fat Lilie can practice on their own now, and they only need to check their homework once. There is no need for Bodhi to stare at them every day, so he will not call out his Dharma Body to deal with his disciples.

When Bodhi lectures to children, naturally he can't talk in a mysterious way like he lectures to his disciples. In order to keep Jin Chan and Fu Bao, the father and daughter, Bodhi specially made the lectures lively and interesting. Not only the little monsters in the room were silent, but even Fu Bao, who had changed into new clothes at Aunt Zhu's place and was carrying a small schoolbag, sat upright in the middle of the first row of the classroom. He looked at Patriarch Bodhi for a moment, almost fascinated by what he heard.

On the left of Fubao is a half-transformed little rabbit, not tall, with fair complexion, a little red eyes, ears that haven't changed back, hanging softly on both sides of the head, quiet and silent, a child who doesn't talk much.

On the right is also a half-transformed little fox. It is the son of the little fox named Honghong that Jin Chan met when he came to Lingtai Mountain when he was still a Buddhist monk. He is the second generation of Lingtai Mountain Demon. The little monsters in this book always look up and look at people with their noses, and they speak with a sense of superiority and arrogance.

It's gone now, it's said that after his father found out about his stinking problem, he gave him a heavy blow, cried on the bed for three days, and he got better when he woke up.

In the classroom, the further you go, the taller the attendees are. At the end is a sika deer that is lazy but has opened up its intelligence. It was tightly blocked.

But Jin Chan can't say anything yet, because this Brother Lu is currently his meal partner, and the two eat in the same rice cooker.

Alas, just block it, you can hear it on your left and right, Jin Chan comforted, closed your eyes, and didn't look at that fluffy white butt.

After listening to a class at noon, Bodhi stretched out his hand and tapped a few times, and put protective shields on a few little demons who had settled down, so as not to be disturbed by other people's collisions, and then finished the class for the other children.

Jin Chan watched the quiet little demons in the house go outside, the heavenly ones, the Tengyun's Tengyun, and even his morning meal partner, Brother Lu, all ran away, and couldn't help feeling very puzzled, got up and left Going to the front, picked up the girl, and asked Bodhi with a smile, "These little monsters are lively, what are they doing?"

Bodhi smiled and said, "The dining hall is about to open, so I'm rushing to eat~"

Fu Bao rubbed his belly in his father's arms, "Daddy, I'm hungry too!"

Just as he was talking, the sika deer turned back into a human form, swung its wide Taoist robe sleeves, ran back with a rattling sound, lowered its head and cupped its fists at Jin Chan, "I'm sorry, I forgot about you, let's go, Let's go eat!"

Jin Chan: ...

You are so forthright!

It just so happened that Wukong and the others also ran over to pick up Fu Bao for dinner, and Bodhi smiled and said, "Go, go, hurry up, the food in our canteen is delicious, and if you go late, I'm afraid you won't even be able to eat." All your vegetarian dishes are gone. If you want to fill your stomach, you have to wait for the second pot~”

Jin Chan laughed, bowed to Bodhi, handed her daughter to Wu Kong, and followed Fan Taizi away, very unrestrained and at ease, without any worries.

Within a few days, the two banshees sent by Guanglin back to Biyou Palace successfully picked up Princess Iron Fan.

Behind the iron fan, the bull demon king followed.