Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Bodhi thought about it all night, but he couldn't think of a good way. His little apprentice got up early in the morning, patted the master's shoulder comfortingly, and sighed childishly, "Master, if you don't want to Recovering your real body, it seems that it is extremely difficult to marry a master wife, my seventh sister and the others said that girls like good-looking boys, if you grow up to be like my grandfather, I see that there is no hope."

Bodhisattva said that he should tell his teacher to make the old man "happy", but the little monkey said again, "Master, this disciple is not difficult for you, if there is no teacher's wife, then there will be no more!"

"There are so many people who don't have wives, and one more master is not bad!"

After the little monkey finished speaking, he jumped out of bed, hugged his little pillow and ran away.

Leaving Bodhi lying alone on the bed in a daze: Is he despised or pitied?

Uh...

Waking up early in the morning, Yuanshi Tianzun was bathing in the rising sun on the top of Yuxu Palace, communicating with heaven and earth, when suddenly he caught the water mirror of his younger brother.

Behind the leader of Chanjiao, the rising sun was like a fire, and the early morning sunlight pierced through the thin mountain mist, and it was about to burst out. Bodhi looked at it from the other side, and said wow, "Second brother, you have such a big black face, you are really scary! "

In order not to dazzle his eyes, Yuanshi Tianzun turned around when he saw the water mirror light up, and stood with his back to the sun. At this time, the sun had not yet risen high, and the light was not so bright, so his face was obviously dark.

Tianzun said in his heart that I didn't need to pick up his water mirror. When it was just formed, if I had known it was this little bastard, I would have turned it off!

It's just too late to regret.

He had to face the light sideways, so that his face would get some sunlight, and then he stroked his beard and said, "What can I do for you?"

Bodhi looked at his second elder brother carefully, sighed, and said, "Brother, you said that your gong power has increased greatly this time, and this man has regained some of his youth, and he has regained some of his youthful demeanor. Have you ever wondered, Find me a sister-in-law?"

The three flowers and five qi on the top of Yuanshi Tianzun's head have not dissipated yet, and now there is another puff of white smoke!

Daojun's face was on fire!

What does this say!

Yuanshi Tianzun didn't respond at all, so he shattered the water mirror: He just said, don't listen to this little bastard talking nonsense here!

Looking at the broken water mirror, Bodhi sighed, "How old are you, and still so angry, it's really..."

Then he went to flirt with his elder brother again.

In the Tushita Palace, the Taishang Laojun was sitting opposite his apprentice Xuandu, talking about the experience of the newly developed small pill, and then the younger brother's Shui Jing was quite happy.

Laojun smiled and said to Bodhi, "It just so happens that you are here. I have newly refined some jelly beans with a special taste for Wukong, and I just asked Hetong to send them over. I also packed some for the new disciple of Guanglin. He Yi, please take care to collect it, and don’t tell the children to divide it. The one for Wukong is a small light gold purse. The one for Guanglin and the others is a plain satin purse.”

Look at this discrimination.

Bodhi said, "I remember, brother, don't worry!"

Taishang Laojun was very happy, just about to give a few more instructions, he heard his younger brother say, "Hey, brother, let me ask you something?"

Laojun didn't know the dangers in the world, so he was quite happy, and said with a smile, "If you want to know something, just ask!"

Bodhi said, "Brother, was it because my second brother and I were too young and dragged you down that you didn't want to marry a wife? Did you ever have a girl you were attracted to in the prehistoric era..."

Laojun smashed the water mirror!

He knew that this little brother couldn't fart!

Xuandu suffocated laughing beside him, didn't dare to say anything, his whole body trembled, Laojun gave him a look, "What a strange look!"

Xuan Du said in a low voice, "Master, when I was young, I depended on you to raise and teach me, so my disciple didn't delay your lifelong event..."

If his wife ran away in anger because of this little oil bottle, then he would be guilty of a great crime!

Xuandu was kicked out of Tushita Palace by his frantic single master with a ruler in his hand!

The old man said angrily, "I can't hit your little uncle, and I can't fix you?"

Xuandu disappeared in a flash, Mendun'er and Mending'er, two brothers, stood under the porch of the main entrance of Tushita Palace, with their mouths wide open in surprise: their master, his face is so red!Are you angry?

Bodhi molested the elder brother and the second elder brother once in the morning, got up contentedly, tidied up, and went to teach the disciples and their little friends!

As a result, the next day, this Biyou Palace, which was full of bachelors, was closed by orphans and widows who were looking for husbands.

At that time, Bodhi was grinding Taiyi to save Ku Tianzun, "Old Ku, idleness is idleness. You have lived in my Biyou Palace for a few days. Do you feel comfortable? If you feel comfortable, you will definitely feel bored. Why don't you come here?" How about giving a few lessons to the children too?"

Taiyi rescued Ku Tianzun and said in his heart where did you come from this fallacy!

He stayed with the little apprentice for a few days, and he wanted to go back. He came to bid farewell to Bodhi this day, but before he could say what he wanted to leave, Bodhi stopped him.

The rascal also sincerely invited Taiyi to save suffering Tianzun to give a lesson to the children.

The old Tianzun couldn't laugh or cry, "Brother Dao's ability, I really admire it. It is enough for you to teach the children! I have such a meager ability, so I don't want to be fooled!"

Bodhi smiled sincerely, "Why should the Heavenly Lord be humble? No one in the three worlds knows that you, an old man, are the best at saving souls from suffering. But this is your housekeeping skill, so it is naturally to be passed on to your disciples. But This skill of exorcising ghosts and evil spirits, you always tell the children, it is always possible, right?"

"These cubs in our family are not very old. Although the sun fire is strong, it is not stable, and their eyes are clean. They may see things that shouldn't be seen at any time. You see, I take care of them so closely, but Wasn’t Wukong captured by the underworld by mistake before? If Tianzun can teach these children how to recognize ghosts, exorcise ghosts and ward off evil spirits, that would be great!”

When the old Tianzun heard it, it was the same reason. His family Jiujiu was a nine-headed lion. When he grew up, he had to walk the road to the sun. Naturally, all ghosts would avoid it, but now that he is still young, it is inevitable that there will be evil spirits The ghost dared to bully the sky, and came to deceive and bully him.

It would be a good thing if the children could recognize and exorcise ghosts by themselves.

Thinking of this, the Heavenly Venerable nodded his head and was about to say yes when suddenly he saw a little boy rushing in and hurriedly said, "My lord, a lady came outside the mountain gate with a child in her arms, and she said she was here for us. Yu Gong, looking for her husband!"

what?

What?

When Bodhi heard this, he was really furious. He clapped his hands and smashed the cross brace made of jade sandalwood with a slap, "Invite people in first, and then call Guanglin!"

This is a good deed done by one of his apprentices outside, who dared to marry without telling, and didn't bring it home.

Taiyi saved Ku Tianzun originally wanted to avoid one or two, but asked Bodhi to stay behind, "Don't go, you should also be a witness for me!"

God could not do so, so he had to sit still.

Before the woman and child arrived, Guanglin came in a hurry first. The senior brother had already heard Xiaodaotong talk about it on the way, so he couldn't help being surprised: he had never heard any junior tell him that there was one in the mortal world. Wife and children!

This Biyou Palace can't help getting married, the back mountain goblins live in nests, there are many goblins who marry in and step in from outside every year, and those who marry out or marry wives and live outside are not young or old, the master said what?

Huihui also sent congratulatory gifts in the past!

Guanglin muttered in his heart, which bastard is obsessed with ghosts, committing such a muddled mind!

When we got to the main hall, seeing the serious face of the master, the senior brother quickly knelt down and kowtowed, "Master calm down, it's the disciples who are not strict in discipline, which made the disciples commit this mistake..."

Return the juniors?

Bodhi helped the big disciple, "Don't be afraid, and don't plead guilty for those bastards first. When the woman comes, ask who did the good thing, and then we will talk about it."

Guanglin touched his sweat, and felt a sweat for some unknown junior brother.

You won't be beaten to death by Master later, right?

Guanglin came quickly, the master and the apprentice waited in the main hall for a while, only to see Daotong leading a mother and child, walking over.

Taking a closer look, the woman is full of energy, her eyes are bright, she is obviously a practitioner, she is wearing a brocade cloud robe, and some jewelry on her head, it is obvious that she is also from a wealthy family.

The child in her arms is young, fair and good-looking, with a smart face, big eyes, and enters the room without being cowardly, just sitting in his mother's arms so generously , looked at everyone in the hall.

Daotong led the mother and son in, stretched out his hand and said, "Bodhisattva, the person sitting in front of you is my master, Patriarch Bodhi, but if you have grievances, you can just tell him!"

The woman was not as bold as her son. She kept walking with her head bowed. After listening to Daotong's introduction, she put her son down and asked him to stand on her legs. Patriarch!"

Thinking that this might be his apprentice's daughter-in-law, Bodhi stretched out his hand to help her, and said, "You're welcome, please get up!" But he couldn't help but mutter in his heart, where is this Cuiyun Mountain?

Looking at her cultivation, this woman is quite orthodox, she seems to be a disciple of Taiyi Xuanmen, but she doesn't know whose family it is.

If he is paired with his apprentice, he will be considered a good match...

Bodhi murmured in his heart, unexpectedly, instead of getting up, the woman fell to her knees with a puff, kowtowed and said, "I hope that the ancestor is magnanimous, spare my husband's life, and let him go home to reunite with me!"

……

Hey, that doesn't sound right.

Bodhi glanced at the big apprentice, Guanglin was helpless, so he had to ask, "Madam Bodhisattva, please, I don't know who your husband is?"

The Rakshasa girl trembled, a little afraid to say anything, but her son, standing beside him, said crisply and authentically, "My father is the Great Bull Demon King!"

oh~~~

It turned out that it was not the disciples in the family who caused the trouble!

Guanglin wiped off his sweat, and Bodhi also breathed a sigh of relief. After thinking for a while, he told his senior disciple, "Take their mother and son to the pasture in the back mountain to visit the old cow."

When Guanglin got up, it happened that the aunts of the monster clan that Bodhi had ordered to call just now also arrived, so he asked them to lead the way in front, and led the mother and son to the back mountain, Guanglin only followed behind.

Rakshasa girl did not expect to be able to go so smoothly. She thanked Bodhi a thousand times, picked up her son again, and followed.

Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun, who sat beside him without saying a word, glanced at Bodhi, and Bodhi turned sideways, and told the old Tianzun about the origin of the mighty bull demon king.

When Tianzun heard it, he realized that it was a group of little demons who had taken the idea of ​​the birthplace of the little spirit monkey. He couldn't help frowning and said, "Wukong's birthplace is deserted?"

"Wukong was conceived in that place once, and there is plenty of aura. It's understandable to be coveted by these little monsters. If there is a dispute because of this, it's not beautiful. It's better to take it back and take care of it."

Bodhi nodded, "I didn't really care about it before, but I took Wukong back to visit a few times. Later, the Bull Demon King and his friends led a group of little demons to attack Huaguo Mountain. Encountered, so I captured it back."

"These children were also naughty at the time, and they made Qiongqi the king of Huaguo Mountain. This thief cat would occasionally go to take care of them. These years have been very peaceful, and there has never been a mistake."

The old Tianzun nodded, "Your family is poor, I see that the old Taoist ancestors are very well-behaved, and there is nothing fierce about it. It is appropriate to be the king of the mountain."

Bodhi said, "The vicious nature is gone, and the naive nature is full. You say he is smart, but he is always foolish from time to time. You say he is stupid. If he is clever, he has so many tricks that you can't think of!"

The old Tianzun said with a smile, "It's already very good for these wild beasts to have the same temperament as they are today, what else are you not satisfied with!"

Bodhi shook his head and sighed, "It's not you who are making trouble, you'll be making sarcastic remarks!" Putting this aside, Bodhi asked again, "Old Ku, I made a suggestion just now, do you agree or not?"

Taiyi rescued Ku Tianzun dumbfounding, "Of course I agreed, if I don't agree, I'm afraid you won't let me go!"

Bodhi laughed, "I can't, how can I be so unreasonable, at most I can ask Yuan Sheng to go home for a while, and after learning from you, come back and teach his good partner!"

Taiyi saved Ku Tianzun very speechless: You should not be so upright when you steal your teacher!

But the old Tianzun thought about it again, his family Jiujiu has been stealing the teacher in Biyou Palace for several years, and it is not a loss if he reveals two small methods!

The masters here are thinking about how to ask the children to learn more, while the naughty buns over there are already fighting with the children from outside.

The aunts of the Yao tribe brought the mother and son to the back mountain. When they arrived at the back mountain and walked towards the foot of the mountain, an aunt of the bear tribe stretched out her thick arm and pointed down, saying to the Raksha girl, "Do you see that grassland? Did you see it before?" Those who committed crimes in Huaguo Mountain are all working there!"

The Rakshasa woman wanted to thank someone for her advice, but she accidentally saw a big white bull pulling a big sledge in the middle of the pasture from a distance, running back and forth, loosening the soil.

Why couldn't the Rakshasa girl recognize her husband, bit her lips immediately, and whimpered, "Husband, you have suffered!" She ran away while crying!

Aunt Xiong's eyes were not very good, she squinted her eyes for a while, then asked the woman with a pig's nose next to her, "Aunt Zhu, the one plowing the ground below is the Minotaur, right?"

Aunt Zhu sighed, "It must be, how can a daughter-in-law fail to recognize her husband!"

It was late autumn at this time, and the Bull Demon King was turning over the ground, waiting for the weather to turn cold after the frost, and freezing the insect eggs in the soil. How could he have thought that his daughter-in-law, who was thousands of miles away, would appear in front of him!

The moment Rakshasa threw herself on the bull's head and burst into tears, the Bull Demon King was dumbfounded!

"Princess! How did you find this place!?"

Princess Iron Fan cried even more when she heard this, "Going all the way, asking all the way, I searched from your brothers' houses one by one, and met a few little demons, they all said that you went to Huaguo Mountain, and I found it again. There, I found out that you were arrested and brought to Penglai Island, so I found this place..."

After hearing this, the Bull Demon King felt ashamed and distressed, and mooed a few times, "Thank you, princess!"

Princess Iron Fan wiped away her tears and said, "I've never worked so hard, it's our son..."

Hey, where is my son?

Both husband and wife were dumbfounded, there was nothing and no one in the place Princess Iron Fan pointed to!

What about my eldest son?

It turned out that the red boy was impatient and cried after his parents met, so he slipped away quietly, wandering around the pasture, and for some reason, he came to the edge of the cabin.

Just in time for Wukong and the others to come to see Jixiang again, these cubs had nothing to do with Honghaier, and they started fighting without saying a word!