Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Hongjun Daozu can control the flow of time in Zixiao Palace, and chat with his little grandson every day before the little monkey goes to bed, but Nezha doesn't have such profound mana and doesn't have so much leisure time.

The little Heavenly King is now in the Heavenly Court, and he has to be on duty every day, and he only rests for a moment in a day. He is in the sky and on the ground for a year, so Wukong can only pass through the water mirror pitifully with his brother once a year in the mortal world. Just the upper side.

Time is precious, and Wukong doesn't want to quarrel with his brother to make him unhappy, so the little monkey talked about other things with his brother instead.

For example, his Dharmakaya No. [-] king can't fly very well, but he has practiced scud; the new chubby dragon Lilie is so fat, he can eat too much, even better than brother Aochun, and he is chubby. It’s so cute; the seniors went out to practice and brought back a cub that was discarded by the lioness. Brother Yuansheng insisted on adopting him as a godson~

Miscellaneous, and so on.

They were all small and inconspicuous things, and there was no point in them. Wukong talked about whatever came to his mind, but Nezha also listened with gusto.

This is the most relaxing and happy time of the day for Little Heavenly King.

But if Wukong didn't say anything, it doesn't mean the little monkey forgot about it.

The next day Wukong got up in the morning, and when he saw the little lion, he still couldn't help but lean over to ask him, "Brother Yuansheng, did you give my brother a mirror?"

Jiuling Yuansheng yawned sleepily, put his head heavily on the table, and talked to Wukong with a sideways face, humming and saying, "Yes, I want to ask brother Nezha to help me, the heavenly In the zoo, is there any lioness giving birth to cubs, I want to send my Jixiang to be taken care of for a few days, and then drink some milk."

what……

It turned out to be because of this.

The little monkey's heart thumped into his stomach, and the slight sourness disappeared.

Jixiang is the little lion that the brothers brought back from outside.

Because it was discarded by the lioness, it was dying. Fortunately, it was discovered by the brothers, and an elixir was saved. But after all, there is no mother to take care of it, no breast milk to drink, so it grows thin and small, and its hair is also thin. They are all dry and knotted, so pitiful.

Wukong didn't expect that his elder brother Yuansheng would come up with the idea of ​​Tianting Beast Garden! ?

creative!

The little monkey asked quickly, "Then what does my brother say?"

The new little lion has arrived in a strange place, and there are unfamiliar smells everywhere, and maybe his schedule is not quite right. At night, he always refuses to sleep well, Jiuling Yuansheng coaxed him last night One night, the cub was shaking with sleepiness at the moment, and yawned a lot, "Brother Nezha said, the beasts in the beast garden in the Heavenly Court haven't given birth for many years, so there is no milk." .It’s his family’s Rhubarb who just gave birth to a puppy, who still has milk to drink, and is full of maternal instinct. Recently, he wants to take everything into his own nest to raise, so that I can send Jixiang to Tianwang’s mansion.”

As Jiuling Yuansheng said, he was thinking in a daze, oh...it's so pitiful, his family's auspiciousness is too miserable!Is it possible to be a dog mother?

Wukong suddenly thought of the big yellow dog who lay down generously and wanted to coax Qiuqiu to suckle.

This is really...

puff chirp ~~

The little monkey said with great interest, "Brother Yuansheng, do you want to send Jixiang to my brother?"

From the little lion's big head that was flattened on the table, he said vaguely, "No. If it is a dog mother, there are several in Hu's ranch, and Jixiang can also ask them to take care of them." , and I can pick up and drop off, and see my family’s auspiciousness every day..."

Before he finished speaking, he started snoring evenly.

Bringing cubs is really hard work~~

The little monkey skillfully took out a small blanket, and gently put it on the little lion: the autumn wind is coming, it will be a little cold in the morning and evening, it is better not to catch a cold~

When Patriarch Bodhi came to teach the children, he was not angry when he saw the sleeping lion cub, but he just fed Jiuling Yuansheng an elixir of unknown origin.

As soon as the elixir was taken in, the drowsy little lion immediately regained his energy. He sat upright behind the desk, his whole face wrinkled into a ball, and his round eyes narrowed into a line. doze off.

After class, Fat Lie came to the little lion with drooling saliva, and asked him in a childlike voice, "Yuansheng, what did the ancestors eat for you? Is it delicious?"

The little lion opened his mouth, half of an unmelted pill was still biting between his two canine teeth, "I haven't swallowed it yet, do you want to try it?"

The chubby boy bit his finger, but he was quite principled, and shook his head, "You've eaten it, I won't eat it!"

But the little horns protruding over, the pitiful big eyes, all express their own desires!

Jiuling Yuansheng thought about it, and said to Fat Lilie, "Then you wait for me!" He ran to the front and whispered a few words to Bodhi.

Patriarch Bodhi took out a bottle with a smile, the little lion held it in his mouth, and ran back joyfully. Under everyone's speechless eyes, he handed the small bottle to Panglong, "I asked for it for Patriarch. A new one, try it!"

That night, Fat Lie Lie didn't eat much for the first time.

Ao Chun gnawed on the lamb chops with a mouth full of oil, and looked at his younger brother in amazement, "This is really the flow of the East China Sea, the crabs are going straight, and Lie Lie eats so little today?"

Fat Lilie touched his belly, sighed sadly, and the little milk's voice was full of melancholy, "I can't eat it!"

Wow, this is a big deal!

Ao Chun leaned over and said worriedly, "Why can't you eat? Did you secretly eat in the afternoon?"

The good brother even reached out his hand considerately, intending to touch Xiaolong's fat belly to see if it is really bulging, and it can no longer hold a mouthful of food.

You know, Fat Lie Lie belongs to the kind of cub who gets off the stool after eating enough at the dinner table, just like this, and then he can eat another big meat bun!

How much delicious food did you steal this afternoon, so that now you can look at your favorite lamb chops without moving?

Lie Lie stretched out his little fleshy hand, pushed his big brother's head away, and said with a sad face, "I just can't eat, brother is so annoying~~"

Ah, you still feel disgusted with your brother, the little clingy won't come to ask your brother for steamed stuffed buns?

Isn't it sick?

Ao Lie stretched out his hand to touch the fat forehead, and then touched the small horns: the temperature is normal...

Little Fat Dragon opened his mouth, revealing the golden elixir in his mouth to show his brother, "I won't be hungry after eating this!"

Ah, is this Bigu Dan?It doesn't look like it either.

Ao Chun asked suspiciously, "What is this, and where did it come from?"

Fatty sighed, "I'm curious, I asked Yuan Sheng for it, and Yuan Sheng and the ancestor asked for it for me..."

"As for the use of eating..."

Little Fatty rolled his eyes and took out most of the golden pill from his mouth. Xiaopang squeezed it with his hands and quickly stuffed it into his brother's mouth, "Brother, you will know after you taste it!"

An indescribable strange smell, accompanied by a sense of coolness rushing straight to the top of the head, diffused in Ao Chun's mouth.

What is the burnt aroma of grilled lamb chops, what is the meaty aroma of big meat buns, what is the fresh aroma of steamed seafood...

Ao Chun couldn't feel it at all...

With that elixir in his mouth, he only felt that his mind was more clear-headed and energetic than ever before, but when he picked up the half lamb chop he had gnawed and stuffed it into his mouth...

哕……

After Fat Lielie gave the pill to his brother, the little boy's appetite miraculously improved, not only ate up his portion of dinner, but also cleaned up the rest of his brother's portion.

"Brother, we can't waste food. If you don't eat it, I'll help you eat it!" Fat Cub said sincerely.

Ao Chun couldn't care less about saving his own lamb chops, feeling disgusted in his heart, wanted to throw away the elixir, but didn't dare, wanted to return it to Ao Lie, the little dragon looked at him with condemning eyes, and said plausibly, "Hey!" I kindly shared it with my brother, so is my brother going to waste my brother's heart like this?"

"I'm going to tell Uncle that you don't have brotherly love, hum!"

This little chubby boy framed him clearly while chewing the lamb chops that belonged to Ao Chun with puffy cheeks, which made the third prince Long very angry~

But Ao Chun had no power to resist.

It's not that he's afraid of his father, after all, the two brothers are borrowing from Biyou Palace, if this little brat starts to cry, then he will be ashamed.

As an older brother, Ao Chun could only endure it.

The Third Dragon Prince of Donghai didn't sleep all night, sitting hungry next to his sleeping brother, staring at this utterly wicked little chubby dragon with resentful little eyes!

Little Panglong is not afraid, his brother looks fierce, but in fact he dare not even say serious words to him.

The next day, Fat Lie Lie happily followed his friends to the pasture. In Papa Hu’s cabin, he visited the mother dog, who was nestling in the arms of the dog mother, and was milking with the pups. auspicious.

This mother dog has only given birth to three puppies in this litter, and she has plenty of milk. It just so happens that Jixiang is a little weak and has a small appetite. Even her three sister dogs can eat enough.

Father Hu smiled and said, "It's good to raise it once. In the future, Jixiang will definitely be the most powerful and fierce big lion in our family!"

Yuansheng stood up and said, "Father Hu, Jixiang belongs to my family, not yours. The brothers all said that they gave Jixiang to me as a godson!"

Oh oh oh ha ha ha ha ~

Father Hu laughed loudly, "Yes, yes, yes, there is such a thing. Seeing my memory, I was happy for a while, but I forgot! Jixiang belongs to Xiaoxianjun's family!"

But no matter whose family’s cubs are, they are now the cubs of the mother dog. The big black dog gently licks its own cubs one by one, and Huang Bulaji’s adopted son also licks them. Yes, when you are full, you will nest in the warm embrace of the dog mother and sleep soundly.

After a while, three little milk dogs piled up on Jixiang.

The little monkey whispered to Jiuling Yuansheng, "I don't think you can get back the auspiciousness!"

The little lion sighed, "No more, Dahei has taken good care of Jixiang, I'll just come and see him every day, and I'll pick him up again when he's older, weaned, and able to eat!"

okay then~

Everyone watched the cub suckle for a while, then went back happily, only Pang Lie Lie muttered in a low voice, "Auspicious food is really delicious, I don't know..."

Everyone covered the cub's mouth together!

With so much milk and goat milk at home, let's not worry about snatching the rations of the little milk dog and auspicious, shall we?

Fat Lie Lie groaned a few times, so he had no choice but to go to the small kitchen at night, and finally ordered a lot of custard buns, milk cakes, and yogurt pancakes from the cooking ladies!

Wukong and the others had no choice but to talk to Ao Chuntong, telling him to keep an eye on the little fat boy, and not to tell him to sneak away to the pasture in the middle of the night.

My brother didn't sleep all night again!

After watching Jixiang's follow-up disturbances, this was not the only incident, but Wukong remembered an incident from a long time ago.

When sleeping at night, the little monkey hugged his little pillow and ran to Bodhi's room to find him again.

The little monkey nimbly and skillfully climbed onto Master's bed, put the pillow beside Master, got into Master's warm blanket, and whispered, "Master, Master, are you asleep?"

Bodhi was lying on his side with his eyes closed. He was wandering in his mind at first, but when he heard the familiar sound of footsteps, he took back all the spiritual consciousness that was released, but he didn't move or open his eyes. He just teased his apprentice and took his time Authentic, "Sleep~"

The little monkey pouted, "Master is lying, you still talk when you are asleep!"

Bodhi snored a few times, "I'm not lying, I really fell asleep."

Bad master!

Wukong pulled out a cold hair, held it in his small hand, and stuffed it into the master's nostril~

Bodhi opened his eyes, breathed out helplessly, and restrained the little apprentice's troublesome little claws, "What are you doing to play tricks on Master, why don't you sleep at night, what are you doing here?"

The little monkey withdrew his hands, turned over, lay down on the bed, leaned on his chin with his hands, and said to Bodhi with a smile, "Master, you answered me and found me a teacher, did you forget?"

cough!

Bodhi felt a dull pain in his buttocks.

He sighed, and said helplessly, "Didn't Master make one for you? You didn't want to, and ran to cry with your grandpa..."

"The puppet is still there, and Wukong still wants it?" He can find it now!

Brand new, just enough to warm the bed in autumn and winter!

As soon as this matter was brought up, the little monkey was not happy, and snorted, "Who wants a fake one! Master Laipi!"

Bodhi has a headache...

"Really there is no master..."

Seeing the aggrieved look in the little monkey's eyes, Patriarch Bodhi had no choice but to explain the facts to his little apprentice, and reasoned, "Wukong, our master, from your grandfather's generation onwards, is the life of a bachelor!"

"If you don't believe me, look at your uncle, your second uncle, and your brothers from the two of them, who has a Taoist companion?"

"Including our senior brother and the others~"

"No daughter-in-law, right?"

"So the matter of Master's Wife is really impossible. Master really can't do it. Our family is just a bunch of old bachelors, plus a bunch of young bachelors, without a wife."

Bodhi's old mother stroked her young apprentice's head hair, "You are a life without a teacher, understand?"

The little monkey widened his eyes and took a breath, "Then I'll be a bachelor when I grow up?"

"Brother too?"

The little monkey suddenly remembered something, and exposed his master and said, "Master is fooling me again. The former sister Yang Chan sent a letter saying that someone proposed marriage to Brother Erlang. Brother Erlang is a little moved. Maybe he is going to get married soon!"

"Brother Erlang is under Erbo's sect, so he doesn't have to be a bachelor!"

Oh, is that so?

Bodhi was caught off guard, thinking that Xiao Erlang, this flower of the Three Realms, was finally going to be picked?

I don't know which girl is so overwhelmed!

The old ancestor rubbed his chin, thought for a while and said, "It may be that your brother Erlang has been away from the teacher for a long time, so he changed his life!"

"Then master will take you back to Zixiao Palace to see your grandfather and your uncle and second uncle from time to time, so the impact will be very severe."

"Anyway, master can't find a wife!"

The little monkey was disappointed, "When I grow up, I won't be so useless like Master!"

"I must find a wife, and find a wife for my apprentice!"

Oh……

Then, "Congratulations?"

The little monkey turned around angrily, leaving the master with an angry little back, "Cut off relations with the master for half an hour!"

If Guanglin hadn't told him time and time again that he was not allowed to turn into a woman to fool the little monkey, Bodhi really wanted to fuck himself right now!

Is it because I don't love the little monkey enough?

Is it because my embrace is not warm?

The male mother has it, but the teacher's wife does not!

Bodhi sighed: I'm really tired!

Even if the apprentice wants to go to the water to fish for the moon, the master can get one for him, this teacher's wife, that's really...

no way!

The little monkey talked about cutting off friendship with the master for a quarter of an hour, but when he fell asleep, he grunted into Bodhi's arms as usual, and slept soundly in the arms of the master.

This is really a happy little trouble...