[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Strange things happen every year, and this year is especially weird.

A carriage with a peculiar shape floated across the sky. Behind the carriage were two rows of singing and dancing women in white clothes. They were far away from the sky but close in front of them. Everyone could clearly see their dancing movements, but could not hear any sound.The weird convoy drifts away in front of everyone like no one else, fairy?monster?Or the Santa Claus of free shipping beauty?

Everyone stared dumbfounded at the spectacle in front of them, only Zhao Xiaozhen couldn't see anything!

At this moment, a blue figure rose from the ground, borrowing lightly in the air, the whole person seemed to have no weight, ignoring the so-called gravity, piercing the dark night sky like a sharp arrow off the string.But in the blink of an eye, the blue figure had already caught up with the weird convoy.

Zhan Hui was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Xiao Zhao, come back quickly! Don't get close to the danger!"

Zhan Zhao has been a foolish and bold person since he was a child, no monsters, beauties with painted skins, mountains of knives and seas of swords, no traps and tricks, nothing can stop the daring Zhanmao!Zhan Hui was heartbroken because of his younger brother. The moment he saw the convoy, his first reaction was to grab Zhan Zhao who was eager to try. Unexpectedly, he was slipped by Zhan Zhao in a moment of carelessness.

Just as Zhao Zhen realized that the figure was Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang had already caught up without thinking.

The name of Bai Yutang's lightness kung fu is [Like a Shadow], and its biggest feature is that it is unpredictable, because the lightness kung fu uses different methods, [[Like a Shadow] has no advantage in terms of height compared to Shang Zhanzhao's special skill [Swallow Fly].Bai Yutang started late just now, unable to catch up with the winged Zhan Zhao, so he had to land on the highest rockery, keeping an eye on Zhan Zhao's movements without blinking.

On the other side, Zhan Zhao easily caught up with the convoy, the blue figure and the woman in white crossed each other, Zhan Zhao's body passed through the moving convoy, but nothing happened?Zhan Zhao, who was in the air, couldn't seem to see the exact location of the convoy. He turned twice in the direction of Bai Yutang's finger and flew back regretfully after finding nothing.When Zhan Zhao landed, the weird convoy had completely disappeared...

Everyone has seen the world. Although the scene just now was quite intimidating, it is not enough to be scared out of their wits.

Hearing that Zhao Zhen couldn't see the haunted convoy, Gongsun was very excited, and his pale face turned rosy.Gongsun's invincible medical skills have encountered unprecedented challenges. He rolled up his sleeves enthusiastically, and pulled everyone to take their pulses one by one. There's no reason not to come out..."

Pang Tong suddenly said: "Mirage."

Zhao Zhen blinked, "Nervous? You are indeed seriously ill..."

Zhan Zhao explained: "It's a mirage, which means a mirage."

When Commander Pang was fighting, he often appeared in inaccessible areas, and he could see mirages every now and then.It's a novelty to see it for the first time, and it's just like that after seeing it too much. Mirages have no attack power and will only make people lose their way. The best way is to turn a blind eye.

Zhao Zhen had only seen mirages on TV, but he missed such a good opportunity, Xiao Baozi beat his chest and stamped his feet with regret.

Zhao Zhen said depressedly: "I never heard that mirages will appear in the city, and why can't I see them?"

This is also the place where everyone can't understand it. Zhao Zhen has eaten it [asking the heart] so it is invulnerable to all poisons. If it is poisoned, it makes sense.But mirages are not poison, why is it that only Zhao Zhen can't see them? Could it be that even mirages are immune to [QXin]?Although Zhao Zhen has no professional knowledge, he has also heard that mirages are caused by the refraction of light, which is different from poisoning.

Lu Fang frowned and said, "This house is too unsafe."

Xu Qing stuttered and said, "Old and fifth, why don't you just change..."

"Change room!" Jiang Ping added.

Bai Yutang didn't want to change, and if he didn't catch Xiaoxiao who pretended to be a ghost, it would be hard to dispel the hatred in Fifth Master's heart!

Zhan Zhao doesn't want to change either, after this village there is no such shop, so don't want to change such a fun haunted house!

Gongsun was very interested, "Sell it to me! I like ghost houses!"

Brothers and sisters-in-law tried to persuade her, but Zhao Xiaozhen folded her arms and said sarcastic words, "You two should be careful, it's not scary to meet evil spirits, at worst, fight desperately. If you encounter a womanizer, I will crawl on you two in the middle of the night." The bed, come on and press the bed or something..."

Everyone subconsciously imagined that scene, shaking off goosebumps collectively.

Bai Gu leaned lazily on the door frame: "What's the noise in the middle of the night, don't you know that sleep is very important to the elderly."

Everyone glared at him - his face is so tender, he has the nerve to call himself an old man!

Zhao Zhen hugged his legs, "Uncle, did you see that the yard was haunted just now!"

Bai Gu picked up Zhao Zhen with squinted eyes, and Bai Yutang noticed that his movements were really skillful, and his heart sank.

Bai Gu raised his eyebrows, "What the hell are you afraid of? I'm the king of ghosts, big ghosts, little devils, troublemakers, nymphets, who dare to pretend to be ghosts in front of the king of ghosts, and they will never come back." That is [Supernatural Workmanship]."

Bai Gu said with emotion: "I haven't seen it for 30 years. I thought it was lost. I didn't expect it to appear here."

Everyone was at a loss, "What is supernatural work? Is it a mechanism?"

Bai Gu nodded, and suddenly stopped talking, and turned to look at Bai Yutang with a smile: "I'll tell you if I scream."

Everyone: "..."

Bai Yutang snorted coldly, his handsome face became more and more beautiful, and the father and son performed full martial arts in the middle of the night.

Zhao Zhen was thrown away by Bai Gu, and before he had time to figure out the situation, he was caught by Zhan Zhao, who had quick eyes and quick hands.Zhan Zhao fled back to the room without looking back, Zhao Zhen quickly closed the door and unbolted the bar, the master and apprentice cooperated tacitly, the moment Zhao Zhen closed the door, the wind and snow roared and knocked on the door and window!

The others reacted a little slower, and were completely chilled by the blizzard caused by the Popsicle father and son.

**********

Last night, it lasted until midnight, and everyone was a little listless.Bai Yutang stayed at home and slept late, and Zhao Zhen went back to the bedroom to catch up on sleep.The two of them participating in solving the case are purely personal hobbies, so they can be lazy at will, but Gongsun Zhan Zhao is not so lucky, so he can only keep working while yawning.

Mr. Bao was still having a headache about the case, but he heard the report from the yamen servant: Old man Yang, who poured slops, found two dead bodies half a month ago.

Old man Yang burst into tears when he saw Mrs. Bao, just like a long-lost daughter seeing her own mother. Old man Yang said aggrievedly: "Half a month ago, the little old man found two corpses in the slop truck, because he was afraid of getting into trouble. , took the body to a mass grave and threw it away. Unexpectedly, it was a coincidence that Er Zhuzi passing by saw the body when he was still there. If I gave the money, I went to Kaifeng Mansion to sue me for killing and abandoning the corpse, the little old man couldn't speak clearly, so he gave Er Zhuzi a consistent copper coin."

Old man Yang's concession made Er Zhuzi's appetite grow bigger and bigger, and he blackmailed old man Yang's money again and again.The old man Yang had no choice but to seek help from the Kaifeng mansion, "Master Bao, you have learned a lesson, the little old man usually dare not even kill chickens, how can he have the courage to kill!"

Mr. Bao hated iron but said: "Why didn't you report the crime when you found the dead body!"

Old man Yang stammered: "One thing more is worse than one thing less..."

Gongsun said helplessly: "Then why do you remember to report the crime now?"

Old man Yang was a little embarrassed, "Rather than being reported by that bastard Er Zhuzi, it's better for the little old man to confess himself. Mr. Bao is a fair and reasonable official, and he will definitely not wrong the little old man. I beg you to punish Er Zhuzi severely and put I want my little old man's money back."

Zhan Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, the old man didn't know whether he was smart or stupid, so if he reported the crime earlier, he would be fine.

Master Bao said: "How did you find the corpse?"

Old man Yang said: "The little old man has a big wooden barrel for swill, and the nearby restaurant pours the swill into the wooden barrel. Every night, the little old man pushes the swill truck to go out of the city to pour out the swill. It was a coincidence that day, the little old man had many After drinking a few glasses of wine, I accidentally spilled the slop bucket, only to find that there were two corpses in it!" Old man Yang said with lingering fear: "The little old man was frightened at the time, and seeing no one around, he transported the corpses to a mess. The funeral was thrown away."

Zhan Zhao was a little puzzled, "You are pushing the swill cart by yourself, and you don't know what's in it?"

Old man Yang quickly waved his hand, "Master Zhan doesn't know something. The little old man has bad eyesight since he was a child. After dark, he is blind when he opens his eyes. He can only see something in front of him. Besides, the slop bucket is as tall as half a person, and the corpse Put it at the bottom, and the top is full of swill, every time the little old man pushes over the barrel to pour out the swill, he doesn't care what's in the barrel."

Gongsun touched his chin, "This is a good way to abandon the corpse. Old man Yang goes in and out of the city to pour slop every day. The soldiers guarding the city are very familiar with him, and they don't know how to check the swill truck carefully. If old man Yang didn't hit the slop bucket by himself , no one knew there was a dead body inside."

Old man Yang led the way, and they found two corpses from the mass grave. Because the corpses had been put in a slop bucket and abandoned in the mass grave for more than half a month, they had been gnawed badly by wild dogs. After rinsing, the severely decomposed corpse still gave off a stench.

Except for Gongsun and the other two foremen, there were no people or animals near the mortuary. The yamen servants endured the nausea and carried the corpses, put down the corpses and rushed out of the house. Running to the yard to gasp for breath, Maosheng lost his appetite for the first time!

Not long after, Gongsun came out frowning, "These two seem to be Wang Wei and Xu Fubao."

Zhan Zhao frowned, "Are you sure it's the two of them?" Dynasty Ma Han, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, and a group of yamen guards searched the city and outside the city, but they didn't find the whereabouts of Wang Wei and Xu Fubao. They were about to give up this clue, but unexpectedly There is no unparalleled road, and the clues come to the door by themselves.

Gongsun was also not sure, after all the body was badly damaged, so just looking at the outline may not be accurate.

Zhan Zhao said, "I'll find someone to identify the body."

**********

Bai Yutang was lying on the bed and sleeping happily, when he suddenly felt his nose itchy?

Bai Yutang wrinkled his nose, itching just couldn't stop Fifth Master's determination to sleep in, so he ignored it.

There was rustling snickering in his ears, and Bai Yutang realized in a half-dream and half-awake state: Either the cat is doing mischief, or Zhao Xiaozhen is making trouble.Bai Yutang's sleeping position was very stable, and he couldn't do the childish behavior of being hooded. He waved his hands like chasing flies, and muttered: "Don't make trouble."

The snickering tended to intensify, the furry thing poked his nose, Bai Yutang endured it, and still couldn't help but sneezed, completely awake.Bai Yutang opened his eyes, the face exactly like his was close at hand, what made him sneeze was his hair, which was in Bai Gu's hands.Seeing Bai Gu's face early in the morning, Bai Yutang's first reaction was to punch him!

Bai Gu clutched his cheeks and moaned innocently, "It hurts so much, you are an unfilial son!"

Bai Yutang ignored him, and went to change his clothes and wash his hands.Bai Yutang's rules are: don't see anyone until you wash your face, and don't talk until you rinse your mouth.Ever since he lived in the same room with Zhan Zhao and had a bright light bulb like Zhao Zhen, the rule of not seeing people before washing his face has become useless.

It's strange to say, living in such a big house, Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao insisted on squeezing into a room and a bed to sleep in. The key is that everyone didn't find it strange, and even Zhao Zhen, who helped clean up the house, never thought of letting him sleep. The two of them slept in separate rooms, and directly packed the room into a double bedroom...

╰(*°▽°*)╯Why is this?

After Bai Yutang washed up, he took Ming Hong to the yard for a late morning exercise. Bai Gu leaned against the door to watch the excitement, and harassed Bai Yutang while watching. "Oh, the knife that Zhan Laomen gave you is not bad. It's rare for a stingy old man to be willing to let blood. My Yutang is very cute. Why haven't I seen this set of knife skills? Is it self-created? As expected of my son, my Yutang is great Great~"

Bai Yutang had no choice but to say, "You're already quite old, so don't imitate Zhao Zhen's nonsense."

Bai Gu smiled, "I went to the street to eat breakfast today, everyone mistook me for you."

Bai Yutang looked up at the sky, "Don't do weird things with a face that's exactly like mine."

Bai Gu raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you so bad-tempered and so popular?" Along the way, there were greetings and discounts for breakfast, and every mouthful of Wu Ye and Bai Shaoxia was deeply loved by the people. What……

Are you popular?Bai Yutang thought about it.Once upon a time in Songjiang Mansion, when walking on the street, she received countless admiring looks, but no one dared to speak to her.Now in Kaifeng Mansion, when walking on the street, I still receive countless admiring looks, and everyone rushed to talk to her.Sure enough, popularity has improved.

In Zhao Zhen's words: My master is so cool, you can cure your autism by waving and scratching.

Bai Yutang shook his head vigorously: Compared with Zhan Zhao's positive influence, Zhao Xiaozhen's power of poisoning is too deep.

It is rare for the father and son to live in harmony without fighting, and a group of light bulbs brighter than Zhao Zhen came out to disrupt the situation, and the ghosts of Baigu Mountain rushed towards Bai Yutang happily, "Master, what would you like to eat early? Is it steamed dumplings, pot stickers, steamed dumplings, or soy milk?" Bean cakes and tofu nao, black rice and small bean porridge, red dates and lotus seeds porridge, or corn dregs porridge..." All the ghosts reported the names of more than a hundred dishes, and Bai Yutang said: "The ears are full.

In addition to the chattering ghosts around Bai Yutang, there are also ghosts acting like a baby around Bai Gu.

"I saw the annoying ghost from last time~"

Bai Gu wondered: "Which annoying ghost?"

"It's the idiot who bullied the young master's sister-in-law in the teahouse~"

"Where is it!" Bai Yutang's voice was so cold that it was icy.

The ghosts shrank back in fright, "At a delicious place, let's eat together."

Even though all the ghosts were talking insanely, Bai Yutang still understood, there was only one place where all the ghosts were entertained to eat!

*********