[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

According to unreliable information provided by Pang Tong, Xiaohong and his half-sister Pang Yuan are similar in appearance.

Despite the fact that there are many wives and concubines in Pangji's mansion, Yingyingyanyan actually only has two sons and a daughter under her knees.The eldest son, Pang Tong, was born by Pang Ji's late ex-wife, while the second son, Pang Yu, and youngest daughter, Pang Yuan, were born by his current wife.Pang Ji's current wife was originally a noble concubine, but she gave birth to Pang Yu because of her stomachache, and Pang Ji helped her to be his regular wife because of her son.

Pang Yuan is the youngest daughter of Pang Ji, and she was also born after her current wife helped her.Compared with the coffin-faced traditional face who lost his mother when he was young, and the troublemaker Pang Yu who was spoiled and uneducated since he was a child, Pang Yuan was regarded as the apple of the eye by her parents from birth, and she was loved by all kinds of things.

When Pang Yuan was born, Pang Tong had already left home to serve in the army for several years. Pang Tong was a person who would not wrong himself.Pang Yuan has just turned ten years old this year, and Xiao Hong is already 16 years old. Pang Yuan is a spoiled and spoiled young lady, and Xiao Hong is a homeless prostitute. What is the relationship between these two?

Everyone felt that [-]% of the problem lay with Pang Ji or Mrs. Pang.

Pang Ji likes to play roles like a dog's leg, but he is also a Pingyanghou, and he can't be sent for questioning without evidence. The people didn't discuss a good solution, so they decided to throw the problem to the witty Master Bao. Anyway, Master Bao is not around. Here, protest is invalid!

"Ah~~" Master Bao, who was far away in Kaifeng Mansion, suddenly sneezed, and the sneeze was resounding like baby teeth!

Bao Cheng, the housekeeper who was helping Mr. Bao to light the lamp, trembled from the rhythmic sneezing - he snuffed out the candle!

Master Bao rubbed his nose and said, "Light the candle quickly."

"Yes, master." Bao Cheng subconsciously turned his head to look at Mr. Bao, but in the dark room, he couldn't see Mr. Bao clearly at all. He could only see two rows of white teeth flickering. Judging from his movements, Mr. Bao Adults should be yawning with their mouths open...

Bao Cheng: "..."

The beauties look more and more beautiful under the lights, and the masters look darker and darker under the lights.

Turn off the lights to see the beauties want to pounce on them and do whatever they want, turn off the lights to see the master... QAQ god horse has no idea!

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Zhan Zhao and Gongsun discussed what to do tomorrow, and seeing that it was getting late, they went back to their rooms to rest.

Learning the lesson from last time, Gongsun chose a room for Pang Tong early, told the servants to clean it up repeatedly, and personally escorted Pang Tong back to the room to rest.If you think that Gongsun is courting you, you are completely wrong. It is not so much an escort as an escort...

Pang Tong's room and Gongsun's own room echo each other from south to north. If you can sum it up in one word - far away!

Standing in front of the remote courtyard, Pang Tong did not speak for a long time, his face paralyzed without any guessable expression, his eyes "looking" at Gongsun.Gongsun was not to be outdone, although he was two heads shorter in height, his temperament and momentum were stronger than Pang Tong's.Just when the people peeking in the corner thought that Pang Tong would make an angry move, he actually lived in silently, obediently, and without looking back...

Gongsun expressed satisfaction: I can finally get rid of Pang Tong who sleeps like a dead body!Although he is not afraid of corpses, he does not have the habit of sleeping next to corpses, especially this 'corpse' who sleeps restlessly, especially likes to play hooligans in the middle of the night, touching or hugging randomly, God is annoying!

Zhao Zhen touched his chin: Pang Tong is not making any moves now, he must be holding back his big moves, should we leave two hidden guards to wait for the follow-up development?

Everyone was watching and gossiping, only Bai Gu spared no effort to harass Bai Yutang.

"Yutang, are you going to sleep with daddy at night?" Bai Gu teases Bai Yutang all the time, and pokes Bai Yutang's cold face when he has nothing to do. He has been harassed too many times, and Bai Yutang's endurance has improved a lot. Bai Gu subconsciously put on a straight face, ready to be on guard at any time, which is very different from the usual lazy state.

People with the same sparse expression, Pang Tong and Bai Yutang's are completely different.

Normal people have rich expressions, but most of them are faked by us.For example, when we see an acquaintance saying hello, we will automatically put on a smiling expression on our faces. In fact, we don’t necessarily smile when we see someone happy. In most cases, smiling is just a kind of politeness.Another example is that when we listen to others, we always respond with various expressions subconsciously. In fact, it is not necessarily empathy. In most cases, it just expresses the meaning of 'I am listening'.

Pang Tong and Bai Yutang's expressions are few, just because they don't fit in and don't want to pretend to cater to the public.

In fact, the difference between the two is obvious.Pang Tong's stern face is also an expression. It's not that he has no expression, but only this expression from beginning to end.Bai Yutang actually has expressions, and most of his expressions are as he pleases, but Bai Yutang's nature is cold, and when he seldom has emotional fluctuations, his expressions naturally become less.After meeting Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang discovered for the first time that there was such a person in the world who made his normal self abnormal, not crying when he wanted to, laughing when he wanted to, but crying because of him, crying because of him, He laughs and laughs...

Closer to home.

Bai Yutang ignored Bai Gu, and Bai Gu harassed him even more enthusiastically. The daily relationship between father and son is to compete with each other!

When Bai Yutang and Bai Gu were entangled, Zhan Hui dragged Zhan Zhao away in the name of 'father and mother will be here tomorrow'.

Bai Yutang sent Bai Gu away, grabbed Zhao Zhen who was about to run away with oil on his feet, and carried him back.Zhao Zhen struggled with his limbs hanging in the air to no avail, so he peeked at Bai Yutang aggrievedly: "Brother Bai, I'm going back to the palace, and I have to go to court tomorrow."

Bai Yutang said indifferently: "It won't be too long."

Back in the room, Bai Yutang threw away Zhao Zhen who was rolling his eyes. The moment Zhao Zhen's feet landed on the ground, he ran away like a rabbit, shrank behind the round table to hide, stared at Bai Yutang with his eyes wide open, his ears and The messy hairs became vigilant.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows: "Okay, the kung fu taught by the cat is not in vain."

Zhao Zhen bravely stood across the table, raised his head and said, "Of course, my talent is unparalleled, and ordinary people like you can't match it."

Bai Yutang sounded fresh. This was the first time someone showed off his talent in front of him at such a young age. Was it his own tinnitus, or Zhao Zhen's thick skin again?Bai Yutang leaned against the back of the chair and hooked his fingers, "Come here, Baozi, don't let Master Wu bother you."

Zhao Zhen Waterfall sweated, and still did not show weakness, "Don't provoke me, it's not good for everyone to cause mutual damage."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "You want to fight with me? All right, I'll give you both hands and feet."

Zhao Zhen pursed his lips, "I love peace, and a gentleman uses his words but not his hands."

Bai Yutang showed a puzzled expression: "Are you a gentleman?" Don't be kidding, it's clearly Baozi or unscrupulous Baozi.

Zhao Zhen held his breath, and said in a sweet and greasy voice after adding a can of sugar: "Master~ I'm dear, dear~~~"

The veins on Bai Yutang's forehead popped up - what the hell is Mistress? !

Bai Yutang was glad that he didn't drink tea just now, so he grabbed Zhao Zhen with a dark face, pinched his cheeks, "You're so rude!"

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Zhao Zhen's steamed bun face was pulled into a big pie face, and he threw himself on Bai Yutang's body and rubbed heartlessly.

The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched. This brat is best at retreating and fooling around. If in normal times, Zhao Zhen would be thrown out of the window by Bai Yutang, who loves cleanliness, as far as he can, but Bai Yu Tang had something to ask Zhao Zhen today, and throwing him out was just convenient for him to escape.After he figured it out, Bai Yutang began to take a deep breath—be patient!It's not too late to beat up after asking!

Bai Yutang went straight to the point: "What is your relationship with Bai Gu? What are you two conspiring with?"

Zhao Zhen tilted his head and pretended to be stupid, "Who is it?"

Bai Yutang didn't speak, and expressed his attitude with silence. This attitude can be summed up in two words - hehe.

Zhao Zhen shook his shoulders, thinking that Fang Weijun, who knows current affairs, understood immediately.

"You say uncle, isn't Uncle Bai your father? Your father is my uncle. What else does it matter?"

Bai Yutang said slowly, "I wanted to ask before, why do you always call me the junior?"

Bai Yutang is ten years older than Zhao Zhen, so it should be called [Uncle Bai], but Zhao Zhen has always been called [Brother Zhan] [Brother Bai]. Automatically promoted to a generation, but in the end he was still [Big Brother Bai], he was a head shorter than Maoer for no reason, and his heart was filled with embarrassment.As a result, one step after another, Zhan Qingfeng was promoted to [Master], but Bai Gu was [Uncle], and he was a generation younger than Zhan Qingfeng...

In fact, this is also a matter of habit. Modern people have a weak concept of seniority and like to be called younger.The ancients were just the opposite. Calling people old is more respectful.Zhao Zhen lived in the barren mountains when he first arrived in this world. After meeting Zhan Zhao, he kept calling him [Brother Zhan] because Zhan Zhao was too young, much younger than Zhao Zhen in his previous life. Calling him [Brother] was already very awkward. , Calling [Uncle] must be awkward.

Zhan Zhao has an easy-going personality, and he doesn't mind calling him whatever he wants, so Zhao Zhen didn't bother to change his mouth. Later, when he met Bai Yutang, he naturally called him "Big Brother Bai".The whole process was extremely complicated, Zhao Zhen didn't know how to explain it, and Bai Yutang didn't want to hang on to this question, so he continued to ask, "When did you two meet, and what are you hiding from me?"

Zhao Zhen said innocently: "You think too much, uncle just likes children."

Bai Yutang didn't believe it, that kind of yin and yang personality didn't look like someone who likes children no matter what.In Bai Yutang's consciousness, people who like children should be like Zhan Zhao, gentle, kind and lovable. Bai Gu just perfectly avoided these adjectives...

"I'm serious, Uncle Bai must have practiced holding children!" Zhao Zhen was very principled at certain times, he promised to keep the secret for Bai Gu, and he must do what he promised others.Zhao Zhen led Bai Yutang indiscriminately, dragging the topic farther and farther.

"Uncle Bai's hugging action is very natural, there is no awkwardness or rustiness at all, only people who have hugged a child will do this. It's not like you, every time you either carry me or grab me, it means that I have a good temper and don't hate it You, if you were any other child, you would have cried so much."

Bai Yutang's mood was a little delicate.

He didn't know what Baigu was thinking, after throwing away his own child for more than ten years and ignoring him, he was very skilled at hugging other children.Bai Yutang would never admit that he was jealous, he had already passed the age of expecting his father, but his heart was blocked and bored, he couldn't get up and down...

Every child without father or mother has fantasized about their parents, and Bai Yutang is no exception.It's just that Bai Yutang was born with intelligence, and his mental maturity was far ahead of his peers. He quickly got rid of his weak self and grew into a tough and indomitable man.

Bai Yutang suddenly felt that his interest had faded, and he lost interest in continuing to press Zhao Zhen.

Zhao Zhen covered his face and peeked at Bai Yutang's quiet face through his fingers.

Bai Yutang was so smart, Zhao Zhen wasn't sure he could fool him, so he had to kill Bai Yutang's interest from the source, and naturally he didn't bother to ask if he wasn't interested.Although this topic is sad, Bai Gu's identity may be even more sad. Two evils add up and choose the lesser, so I have to temporarily wrong Bai Yutang.

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In the room, Bai Yutang felt overwhelmed, Zhao Zhen felt guilty, both of them put on a serious face, and neither of them spoke.

At this time, I heard Second Brother Han yelling in a loud and earth-shattering voice: "Mother Erdi! What a hell!"

The two held their foreheads at the same time——again?It's endless...

Immediately afterwards, two crisp slaps were heard, and Second Aunt Han roared hotly: "Wake up Yinyin, I will kill you!"

The two let out a long sigh - Yinyin must have been woken up...

Sure enough, the girl's crying voice pierced the night sky with great penetrating power, inheriting the voice of her parents, loud and loud.

Zhao Zhen pushed open the door with short legs, poked his head out and looked around, and saw that everyone was lying on the door window and staring straight ahead, staring at the sky in the distance with their mouths open, as if they saw some horrifying scene. My jaw almost dropped.

Zhao Zhen followed everyone's gaze, and there was nothing in the yard except moonlight and shaking trees.Zhao Zhen didn't believe in evil, so he rubbed his eyes and looked carefully, but there was still nothing. Looking back at Bai Yutang, he saw Bai Yutang and the couple were deep in thought and solemn, also staring at the distant sky.

Originally, when it comes to seeing a ghost, it is usually because the person who sees the ghost is crazy, but Zhao Zhen thinks that he is probably crazy...

Zhao Zhen pulled Bai Yutang's sleeve and shook it vigorously, "Brother Bai, where is the ghost?"

Bai Yutang came back to his senses, and said a little too late, "Didn't you see it?"

Zhao Zhen became more and more at a loss, "What do you see?"

Bai Yutang pointed to the sky in the distance, "A strange carriage floated in the sky, followed by a group of dancing women in white."

A flash of inspiration flashed in Zhao Zhen's mind, and he clapped his hands suddenly: "It's the Santa Claus of the beautiful woman with free shipping!"