[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

The new house that Huanhuanxi bought turned out to be a ghost house, and I couldn't be more distressed!

Everyone's first reaction was that someone was pretending to be a ghost. It's a pity that Zhao Zhen didn't bring a hidden guard with him when he went out today. Otherwise, more than a dozen hidden guards on duty every day would form a three-layer encirclement, encircling the entire house, and there would be no escape from real or fake ghosts. shape, there is no present entanglement.

Originally, the brothers were in a good mood to reunite, but now they were all disturbed by the haunting incident, and everyone went back to their rooms early to rest.

Bai Yutang stifled his fuss, and was dragged out by Zhan Zhao to eat and relax.The two of them sent Zhao Xiaozhen back to the palace together. They heard that there was a lot of excitement on the side of the secret guard, and the two heroes, who were extremely bored, strongly demanded to watch on the spot.Zhao Zhenzheng was worried that Chengying would be a hindrance, so he naturally raised his hands and feet to welcome the two powerful foreign aids. With the sharp support of the two heroes, Chengying's plot will never succeed!

The vicinity of the bedroom was surprisingly quiet, and none of the hidden guards who usually haunted Zhao Zhen like idiots were there, only the white and fat Fuquan was waiting in the bedroom, dozing off while standing with a nervous breakdown.Seeing Fuquan's sad old face, Zhao Zhen felt more and more uneasy.

"What about the hidden guards? Didn't they choose three candidates? What happened?"

Fuquan's expression was blank, "They are still comparing..."

The corners of Zhao Zhen's mouth twitched, "Since morning until now?"

==Could it be that the Olympic Games will be released in advance?

Fuquan nodded slowly, "Except for the dark guards who couldn't come back from the mission, the other dark guards have competed more than 20 times before and after, and there must be some people who are not convinced by the results of each game. No one can get more than one-third of the support, so Just repeat the comparison again and again..." Fuquan was ordered to record every move of the dark guard, and after watching the fight all day, he felt that he was in a bad mood! qaqYoung people's world old men can't understand!

No matter how subtle Fuquan said, he couldn't stop Zhao Zhen's powerful brain function. He could fully imagine how many stupid things the hidden guards did to hinder each other!Zhao Zhen helped the aching forehead and said helplessly: "Although the IQ of the hidden guards varies, the most stupid ones are not so stupid. Chengying must be playing tricks behind his back!" With an affirmative tone.

Fuquan patted the dragon's butt habitually, "The emperor is wise."

Zhan Zhao asked Bai Yutang in a low voice, "Chengying can't participate in the competition, right? What are you going to do?"

Bai Yutang shrugged, "It must be something like sowing discord and using strength to fight, that kid is very smart."

Holding the detailed situation recorded by Fuquan in his hand, Zhao Zhen became more and more angry, and a cumulonimbus cloud gradually formed above his head, and the lightning, thunder, and torrential rain were just like Zhao Zhen's current mood.Zhao Xiaozhen slammed on the armrest: "Tell Chengying to get out! Tell those idiots who are being used to get out!"

Angry Zhao Xiaozhen's tongue was like a sword, and he counted the heads of the people and criticized them one by one.

The sharp words and the harsh irony opened Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's eyes when he saw Zhao Zhen go crazy for the first time!

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Zhao Zhen had known for a long time that there were some small groups in the dark guard, these groups were not in harmony with each other, and they didn't get along well in reality.In addition, there are a few "lone rangers" who think highly of themselves, stand alone, and have little contact with other hidden guards. The former Chengying was a "lone ranger".

Zhao Zhen has always believed that where there are people, there will be disputes, and where there are disputes, it is necessary to distinguish between friends and enemies.Even the little kids in the kindergarten know how close they are, and they have a few classmates who say 'I don't play with you', not to mention the secret guards of adults.

As the big boss, Zhao Zhen seldom interferes with the personal grievances of his employees. As long as they don't delay their serious work, it's better to let them fight each other than unite to defeat themselves.The central idea of ​​the legendary imperial check and balance technique is—never let your subordinates unite as one.

Zhao Zhen really didn't expect Cheng Ying to understand this...

Zhao Zhen has always felt that it is an insult to make people kneel, it is just a etiquette that has been passed down for thousands of years, and it cannot be abolished casually.Because he didn't like it, even if Zhao Zhen got angry, he wouldn't punish people to kneel. The hidden guards knew his rules, and stood neatly on the ground, bowing their heads in silent mourning.Cheng Ying consciously stood in the front row and listened to the reprimand, while Zhao Zhen stared at the back of his silent head, speechless for a long time...

(——#) What else can I say about this product?

If you try to persuade him, he will make an inch of it. If you are harsh, he will lower his head and pretend to be pitiful. If you ignore him, he will make a big mess for you without saying a word!This is a wolf with a big tail through and through!As long as it is something he likes, he will bite it to death without letting go, try every means to turn the thing he likes into his own, even if he can't get it temporarily, he will never allow others to peep!

Zhao Zhen sighed, "Scrutiny, checks and balances, and scheming are all the skills of the emperor. It is a shame to let you be the secret guard."

Chengying bowed her head and said nothing, Zhao Zhen smiled lightly and said, "Chengying, do you think you're pretty good?"

Chengying raised her head to look at Zhao Zhen, her eyes were presumptuous, and there was a kind of light of determination, dark and deep, which made one's heart palpitate.

Zhao Zhen pointed to several female secret guards and asked Chengying, "They have breasts, do you have them?"

"Puff, cough, cough..." Zhan Zhao spat out a mouthful of tea, Bai Yutang picked up his chin, and stretched out his hand to pat Zhan Zhao on the back.Fuquan, who was standing beside Zhao Zhen, swayed, feeling dizzy and black-eyed.The hidden guards standing under the steps also shook, some of them were too big and almost fell down.

Cheng Ying's expression was slightly embarrassing, and he looked at Zhao Zhen with helpless and doting eyes - the master was quite talented in deceiving people.

Zhao Zhen ignored everyone's reactions and continued to ask Chengying, "They can have children, can you?"

Cheng Ying: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Zhan Zhao: "Ahem!!" This time he coughed on purpose, and Zhan Zhao glared hard at the rogue little apprentice.

Zhao Zhen shrugged, "Okay, the point I want to clarify is - everyone has weaknesses, everyone has shortcomings, no one is almighty god, a person's ability is limited after all, and no one knows when it will When you encounter a situation where you can’t do anything, don’t be arrogant, don’t yell, and accumulate virtue, so that you don’t regret it too late!” Zhao Zhen glanced at Chengying, and that look made Chengying a little uneasy.

"It's all my fault that I didn't make it clear at the beginning." Zhao Zhen said with a serious expression: "From now on, under no circumstances can Cheng Ying be allowed to come within three steps of me, and if there is a situation like last night, he will wake me up directly. Even if someone comes To assassinate me, you must separate Chengying before dealing with the assassin, did you hear clearly this time?" Seeing that everyone was still in a daze, Zhao Zhenlang said: "Did you hear clearly!"

"Yes!" There was no hesitation this time.

Cheng Ying's face is as black as ink, and the crescent moon is the second of Lord Bao.

Zhao Zhen raised his eyebrows at him, which means——you can do it again!I didn't intend to leave alive after passing through!Who is afraid of whom!

After tidying up the troublesome Chengying, Zhao Zhen said to the dark guard: "You guys go to the competition again now. Since you are not smart enough, you will compete in martial arts and luck. You should know the rules of the ring, and compare according to those rules. .”

Zhao Zhen said to Fuquan: "You are the referee for them, just find a lottery or something, and use the lottery to determine the order of everyone's playing. The winner advances, and the loser withdraws. Everyone must count until the end. No life is allowed, no one is allowed to play. Use insidious tricks, let alone release water deliberately, if you violate any of the rules, you will be expelled from the secret guards and will never be hired! If there are pleaders, they will be punished with the same crime!"

Zhao Zhen usually spoke in a pleasant manner, and he was rarely so harsh.

"Success or failure in the arena depends on martial arts, but it depends on luck to get a good lottery or a bad lottery. As the saying goes, luck is also a part of strength. Anyone who is not convinced now can raise it loudly. If you don't mention it now, when the results of the competition come out, no one will. You are not allowed to gossip behind your back. You are all royal guards, not peddlers in the vegetable market, let alone concubines fighting for favor in the back house, can you have a little style!"

After dismissing the drooping secret guards and Fuquan who was looking around for a lottery, only Chengying was still standing there.

Zhao Zhen said: "You go to be a judge, and if you see any tricks, pay attention, and come back and tell me."

Chengying looked at Zhao Zhen unyieldingly, Zhao Zhen shrugged his shoulders with a look of indifference, and finally Chengying compromised, and left the dormitory step by step, with a miserable back, that Xiao Suo~

Bai Yutang looked at Chengying's back, and suddenly asked, "What happened to you last night?"

"Puff cough cough cough cough..." Zhao Zhen choked on a sip of tea, and the coughing sound was earth-shattering!

Bai Yutang expressed his satisfaction: A sip of tea revenge, why did you scare my cat just now.

Zhan Zhao gave him a white look, put his arms around the little apprentice who was coughing up tears, and patted his back, "Don't make Chengying anxious, you won't forget the lesson from last time. Or let Chengying follow me. I see that he will never make trouble, and keeping him by your side is a hidden danger after all."

When Bai Yutang heard this, he became anxious. Isn't it enough to have Zhao Zhen as a motivator? If Chengying is the mastermind behind him, will he be able to survive in the future?With Chengying's personality, he will definitely devote all his energy to disturbing his own good deeds, so that he can be quickly rejected and return to Zhao Zhen's side.

Bai Yutang winked at Zhao Zhen, and Zhao Zhen said helplessly, "Master, don't worry, Chengying is not so easily irritated."

Zhao Zhen rubbed Zhan Zhao's warm palm, "Master, you also know that all the trust that Chengying and I have established before has been in vain, and trust is like a broken mirror that cannot be recovered. It's hard as hell to build..."

Zhao Zhen sighed, "The two of us are getting along day and night now, we can't do nothing every day, every day you suspect me and I guard against you, right? In order to be able to coexist peacefully, we must establish the minimum 'consensus', in order to establish This consensus, he has been testing my bottom line, and now I give him a bottom line, he should be calm for a while. Now Chengying is no different than before, and I will try to keep my sense of proportion."

Zhan Zhao let out a long breath, and looked at Zhao Zhen sympathetically, "You are so tired..."

Zhao Zhen asked Zhan Zhao back with a smile, "What can you do without getting tired?"

Zhan Zhao thought for a while, then tilted his head and smiled, "That's right!"

Bai Yutang leaned on the chair and yawned, "I'm so sleepy, the cat is going home to sleep."

The age when you should be acting like a baby in the arms of your parents, but you have to face the wind and rain early on. Can you not be tired of playing with a group of ghosts and snakes at a young age?But there is no such thing as getting something for nothing in the world. Being an emperor is tiring, but isn’t it tiring being a commoner?So no matter if you are rich or wealthy, you can eat and sleep when you need to eat and sleep. There is nothing in the world, and people are mediocre. No matter how much money you make, it is better to live happily~~

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Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang bid farewell to Zhao Zhen and went home to sleep.

Bai Yutang was always concerned about the matter of the female ghost in white, but he didn't want Zhan Zhao to worry too, so he deliberately pretended to be nonchalant.Zhan Zhao's personality is just dull, and he's not an idiot. He saw through Bai Yutang's absent-mindedness at a glance, and suddenly reached out to poke his itchy flesh!

Bai Yutang shrank his shoulders, and looked at Zhan Zhao helplessly, "Cat, why are you messing around in the middle of the night?"

Zhan Zhao poked even more happily, "Stupid rat! Of course, you have to take advantage of the dark night and wind when you move your hands and feet, and you can do it in broad daylight!"

Bai Yutang blocked it a couple of times but was unable to block it. Enticed by Zhan Zhao's happy smile, he started to move himself.So the two heroes went home in a dark and windy night in the deserted street, hugging and cuddling...

At the door of the house, the two of them stopped their hands-on little game out of some inexplicable guilt.

The two of them were peerless in their lightness skills, and they returned to their own home, so they jumped over the wall and went home without knocking on the door to call the concierge.

There is a rockery that Bai Yutang likes most in the courtyard. The height of the rockery is high enough to overlook all the nearby pavilions.The top of the rockery is artificially polished into a platform, and there are all kinds of stone tables and chairs. It is definitely a good place to enjoy the coolness at night and enjoy the moon.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang sat back to back on a high rockery to enjoy the moon. For a moment, there was an illusion that "hands can pick up the stars". Bai Yutang lay on Zhan Zhao's lap and murmured: "Cat, I I don’t want to go back, I’ll just sleep here at night…”

Zhan Zhao smiled and squeezed Bai Yutang's handsome cheeks, "What month is it, you want to freeze me to death."

Bai Yutang closed his light-colored eyes, pretending to be asleep.

Zhan Zhao smirked and pinched his nose to prevent him from breathing.

Bai Yutang held his breath but didn't open his eyes. He knows how to breathe, so it's not a big problem to pretend to be dead until dawn!

Zhan Zhao seemed to have thought of this too, let go of his nose pinching hand, and was about to try other methods, when suddenly...

Zhan Zhao opened his eyes wide, staring blankly at the front in a daze, "Xiaobai, am I dazzled..."

Bai Yutang pretended to be dead with his eyes closed, and said in his heart: I won't fall for such a simple scam!

But Zhan Zhao didn't respond for a long, long time. Finally, Bai Yutang couldn't help but opened his eyes. He saw Zhan Zhao's delicate chin for the first time. Zhan Zhao's eyes stared straight ahead, with a mysterious expression on his face, a little bit puzzled. , a little surprised, and a little eager to try.

Bai Yutang finally sat up and followed Zhan Zhao's gaze...

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The legendary female ghost in white was floating unsteadily in the air!

Live to hell!