[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

A female corpse was dug out from the frozen pool of the palace.

The lotus pond was frozen solid a month ago, and the palace lady has only been missing for a few days. How did the palace lady get in?

Zhao Zhen sneaked out of the palace in high spirits after coming down to court, and harassed Bai Yutang from the palace.

The houses of normal people are named after their surnames. If the surname is Li, it is called Li's Mansion, and if the surname is Wang, it is called Wang's Mansion. But the new house is headed by two people, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang. There was always someone who felt uncomfortable, and then simply blotted out the surname, and Bai Yutang arrogantly wrote a large character in cursive - "Fu" This is the only family in the city without a semicolon~~

Zhan Zhao went out to run errands early in the morning, and Bai Yutang was the only one at home who was sleeping late. When Zhao Zhen entered the room with a cool air, Bai Yutang was already awake, but every time he faced Zhao Zhen, he felt very tired, so he closed his eyes Yang Shen pretended to be asleep.

Zhao Zhen had been prepared for a long time, took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Brother Bai is not good! It's bad! My dear master was abducted by a cook surnamed Li! I saw the two of them having a good conversation with each other and pushing glasses It’s so fun to change to a shared food!”

Before he finished speaking, Bai Yutang sat up with a 'swish', "You! Say it! Really!"

Zhao Zhen smiled and said with a cool murderous look: "Yeah! The master has ordered a reception banquet in Linjiang Tower, and Li Jiayao and Li Jiayao walked together to choose a private room. They had a good chat with the new recipes, and they exchanged cups for discussion. What kind of wine to use for the reception banquet, share the delicious food, you have a mouthful and I eat five-spice melon seeds..."

Bai Yutang's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: Sure enough, every time I face Zhao Zhen, I feel very tired.

Zhao Zhen sighed with a smile: "The Chinese language is really broad and profound!"

Bai Yutang had no choice but to get up and change his clothes, "You came here early in the morning just to disturb people's dreams?"

"I'm not that boring!" Zhao Zhen puffed his cheeks and the boss was not happy, "I won't be jealous that you can sleep late every day and come to wake you up to relieve your anger just because you get up early and go to court every day! I spend a hundred taels of silver every minute , so I won’t do such a boring thing!”

Bai Yutang looked at Zhao Zhen with extremely complicated eyes: this man is actually the emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, and he is really sweating for the millions of people of the Great Song Dynasty.

"Pfft haha, you have today too!" Zhan Zhao came in from outside the house. He and Zhao Zhen had just walked back home, just curious about how Zhao Zhen would wake Bai Yutang up, so he purposely squatted quietly outside the window to eavesdrop. Hearing that Zhao Xiaozhen took care of Bai Yutang who was lying in bed without bloodshed.

Zhan Zhao put his arms around Zhao Xiaozhen and helped him take off his little white velvet cloak, "I heard that something happened to the Imperial Garden, you came here for this, right?"

Zhao Zhen nodded and nodded, repeating Fuquan's doubts from the beginning, and then looked at Bai Yutang with bright eyes, "Brother Bai, you are so good at kung fu and your internal energy is so cold, is it possible to cut through the ice and drown people, and then throw the body into the water?" The ice hole will freeze the ice back to its original state?"

Bai Yutang looked very helpless, "Where do you get so many wonderful ideas?"

Zhan Zhao almost laughed and pulled back, "If Xiaobai is that powerful, it's fine if you let him freeze a bucket of water, so how can the big lotus pond be frozen just now. Like you said just now, digging open the ice, Drowning people to death and throwing their corpses at the bottom of the river can be done by anyone with high martial arts skills, but it is impossible to freeze the ice back to its original state.

Seeing Zhao Zhen's blank expression, Zhan Zhao casually poured a cup of tea and handed it to Bai Yutang. Bai Yutang raised his hand to touch the teacup, and the cup of tea was frozen.

Zhan Zhao put the teacup in front of Zhao Zhen, "Ice frozen with internal force is very different from ice that freezes naturally. No matter how well the internal force is controlled, it is impossible not to cause any reaction, and it is impossible to freeze the water into a flat surface." mirror surface." Sure enough, the surface of Bai Yutang's iced tea was uneven, as if a layer of water ripples had been frozen, obviously because the surface of the water was stirred by internal forces and was frozen when it formed water waves in an instant.

Zhao Zhen was very discouraged after hearing this, "Sure enough, someone pretended to be the dead, and the result is not cool at all." Rather than expending this effort, it would be easier to bury the corpse.The imperial palace is already big, so if you just find a deserted cold palace and bury it, maybe no one will find it for 80 or [-] years.

"What's so cool about investigating the case!" Zhan Zhao knocked him, "It's a pity that it's freezing cold now, and the body has been soaked in water for another month. I heard that the face of the body is soaked and it's impossible to recognize it. You can only look at it." The costumes and accessories speculate on the identity, but it is not known whether it is that person."

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In the afternoon, Zhanjia's eldest brother's family of four, and Xingkong Island's four mice's family of more than a dozen almost arrived.

Although Li Jiayao is a eccentric person, he still cares about his relatives, so he stopped the business of Linjianglou at noon, and cooks for his relatives by himself.Originally, so many people had to sit at separate tables no matter what, but then Zhao Zhen came up with the idea to create a simple version of the revolving dining table in a cross-generational way!

Once this great invention came out, it was immediately praised by Zhan Zhao!

Zhan Zhao said: "Zhao Xiaozhen is the gospel of foodies, and I am honored to be his master! It is an honor to be able to benefit the majority of foodies!"

Zhao Zhen said: "I can have this achievement today, I must thank my foodie master! It is he who opened the door to a new world for me!"

Bai Yutang said: "You two will be gone if you don't eat."

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The men sat together pushing cups and changing glasses, the women sat talking and laughing together, and Zhao Zhen led a group of little bean dings to eat and drink.In addition to the Zhan family's two little ghost-sized dragon and phoenix babies, there are also two young boys from Zhakong Island, the only little girl on Zhakong Island who has not yet been weaned, chirping in her mother's arms.The little girl is pink and jade-carved, her nickname is Yin Yin, she has not yet taken her first name, and her big black eyes are full of aura.

The friendship of children is inexplicably formed, and the reasons for conflicts are also inexplicable.

At such a young age, Zhan Xinrui has already imitated ten percent of his father Zhanhui's demeanor, and protecting his sister is like protecting food!No brat can get close to his cutest sister!He would stare at him if he leaned over to say a word, similar to Zhanhui's stare at Bai Yutang now...

Zhan Xinru is a lively and cute silly girl, she has two dimples when she laughs, and her voice has a soft ending.Silly girl doesn't understand her brother's entanglement at all, with a smiling and friendly personality, Sui Zhanzhao pulls the two brothers on the empty island to be friends.

There are many children in Zhakong Island. Lu Lei, Lu Fang's son, is the king of children. He is the oldest and the most stable character. He is a 12-year-old boy.Lu Lei's temperament is not like that of a Jianghu person, but more like a son of an aristocratic family who studied since childhood. He probably inherited the good genes from his mother.

The other kid is Xu Qing's son Xu Yang, Xu Yang is one year younger than Lu Lei, but half a head taller than him.Xu Yang's character and appearance are similar to his father's. Xu Qing is a bit stuttering so he doesn't like to talk, but Xu Yang is naturally not talkative, taciturn and shy.

The unweaned Yinyin is Han Zhang's daughter, and as for Jiang Ping, the fanjiang mouse... the fourth brother is still unmarried!

When Fourth Brother Jiang was in his teens, he was often misunderstood as being in his thirties. Now that he is in his thirties, he looks like someone in his 50s...

In this world where all the people look at their faces, the fourth brother Jiang, who can't get a wife, is sad like a river!

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After eating and drinking, everyone returned home to rest, and the luggage had already been delivered in advance. Zhan Hui and Lu Fang looked at the "simple" plaque for a long time without saying a word.While wondering whether her precious brother was taken away by the royal cat/white mouse, and wondering whether her precious brother should get married?Or marry in?

Compared with the entanglement of the men, the women quickly formed good partners. The wives of Sanshu have different personalities. Mrs. Lu is dignified, Mrs. Han is aggressive, and Mrs. Xu is gentle. The only thing the three wives have in common is—— Hospitality!It so happened that the sister-in-law of the Zhan family also likes to be lively, and the four women chatted and formed a gang of women, and made an appointment for the next few days to play and shop, especially to bring their husbands to do long-term jobs!

Jiang Ping secretly listened to it, and suddenly felt that there is no need to be sad if he can't marry a daughter-in-law...

After finally sending everyone back to the room, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang sighed at the same time.

Zhao Zhen laughed at the two of them cheerfully, "You can't stand it on the first day?"

The two sighed: It's great to see the brother who has been reunited for a long time, but the unskilled fighting between the brothers and adults is also tiring.The Zhan family's eldest brother is not one-to-one and four is naturally great. The four mice trapped in the sky have fought and failed repeatedly, which is also called perseverance. Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang are awkwardly caught in the middle of the brothers, being squeezed It's also drunk to suffer all the splint gas...

While it was still early, Zhao Zhen offered to return to the palace.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at each other, and they both saw the surprise in each other's eyes.

Even Wangcai, the gatekeeper of the Kaifeng Mansion, knew that Zhao Xiaozhen didn't like to go back to the palace the most in his life, and he wanted to stay outside if he acted like a baby. Today, he had such a good excuse to stay overnight, but he actually took the initiative to go back to the palace!Could it be that the moon rising in the west is Lord Bao's forehead? !

Zhan Zhao's first reaction was to pet Zhao Zhen's little hair, "Are you okay?" Did he forget to take the medicine or took the wrong medicine?

A first-level alarm flashed in Bai Yutang's mind: "What conspiracy do you have?"

Zhao Zhen was speechless, "I'm just a little worried about the dark guard..." This morning, Zhao Zhen gave the dark guard a day off and asked them to choose three candidates.Zhao Zhen has been wary of Chengying's troubles all day long, who knows that Chengying, who was still by his side at noon, suddenly disappeared in the afternoon...

Zhao Zhen has always been on tenterhooks, always feeling that Cheng Ying either didn't move, or made a crazy move!

A movie star who refuses treatment and refuses to take medicine, God knows if there will be some wrong way to take revenge on the society!

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As usual, it was Zhan Zhao who sent Zhao Zhen back to the palace. The two walked and chatted under the moonlight to the vicinity of the garden. From a long distance, they saw Han Zhang standing in the yard, looking up at the bright sky at 45° and sad...cough cough, just looking up His head was staring at the sky in a daze, but his back, which was as strong as a black bear, was so desolate?

Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen had embarrassing expressions: What is Second Brother Han doing, the Mid-Autumn Festival is actually seven months earlier?

Zhan Zhao walked over to pat Han Zhang, Han Zhang's back stiffened, and he suddenly let out a loud roar: "Mother, there's a ghost!!"

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Han Zhang was originally a strong man with mighty strength, and when he yelled, Zhan Zhao felt his ears buzzing. Zhao Zhen sat on the ground with his buttocks, and his eyes were already like mosquito coils.Zhan Zhao knew that he was stunned by internal force, so he hurried over to hug Zhao Zhen and pat his head.

The reason why Han Zhang's roar was so loud was because his voice subconsciously brought out internal energy.Fortunately, Han Zhang didn't mean to hurt anyone. Zhao Zhen only fainted for a while, and he recovered after patting his forehead, but the dazed expression on his face hadn't adjusted well...

Although Zhan Zhao is the closest, Sheng has deep inner strength, and it's fine to shake his ears.

Han Zhang's earth-shattering roar made everyone come out.

Mrs. Han was weak on the outside and tough on the inside. She came up and slapped Han Zhang on the head, "What are you yelling about, Mrs. Han! You scared Yin Yin to tears!" The furious Second Mrs. Han raised her eyebrows, and the background sound was Yin Yin Yinyin's loud cry, how about the nature of father and daughter, the little girl Yinyin has already shown a loud and clear singing voice in a few months, if this voice is cultivated well, she will never lose to her father's lion in the future Roar!

Han Zhang was dizzy from his wife's slap, and the tall and strong man wronged Bala and said: "I just saw a female ghost in white, bleeding from all seven orifices, her face was pale, floating around, tell me to get out, saying we have taken possession of it." Her house will make our family restless..."

"Fart your mother!" Mrs. Han was about to roll up her sleeves to tame her husband when she heard another scream from a distance.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

This time it was a woman who screamed. Even though her name was Poyin, she could tell that it was Mrs. Xu San, who was the weakest-tempered one!Mrs. Han's complexion changed, and she no longer cared about her husband, and led the people who were still looking for directions, and ran directly to the backyard. "Quick, they're in the hot spring pool in the backyard!"

Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang loves cleanliness, especially Bai Yutang is used to extravagance, the biggest reason why he likes this house is that there is a super luxurious hot spring bath in the mansion!The four wives originally made an appointment to soak in the hot spring together to relieve fatigue, but the second Mrs. Han wanted to breastfeed Yinyin, so she said she would go a little later and let the three wives who don't know martial arts go there first. Unexpectedly, something happened...

The faces of the three ladies were pale, and Mrs. Lu was the calmest, "Just now a woman in white who was bleeding from all her orifices floated past..."

Everyone turned to look at Han Zhang at the same time, Han Zhang nodded vigorously, "Yes, I saw it just now, I really saw it!"

Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen looked at each other and felt that something was wrong. If there was a ghost in the mansion, why didn't they take part sooner or later, but when guests came to the house, they started to show their presence angrily?He also specially picked soft persimmons and pinched them so that he would jump out to scare a few wives who don't know martial arts?

Could it be that ghosts are also bullying?I'm afraid there are still people pretending to be ghosts!

Everyone present has seen the world, and they believe that there are people with evil intentions who are playing tricks rather than nonsense such as haunted ghosts!

A clear, cold snort came from above—"What a female ghost!"

Bai Yutang, dressed in white, stood on the top of a high rockery, his handsome face was darker than ever before!

Except for Zhanhui and his wife, who didn't know Bai Yutang's character well, everyone shrunk their necks subconsciously - Oops!

Yutang/Old Fifth/Brother Bai is really angry!

The female ghost in white is literally using her life to interpret the meaning of immortality!

Dare to scare Bai Yutang's brother and sister-in-law, regardless of whether it is real ghosts or fake ghosts, chop up all ghosts and feed them to the dogs!

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