[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

It is said that this day is sunny and sunny, and Zhao Zhen has nothing to do to go out of the palace.As the most unassuming, favorite shopping, and most down-to-earth emperor in history, Zhao Zhen often wandered around the streets on the grounds of observing the people's sentiments. From childhood to adulthood, the people of Kaifeng can be said to have watched Zhao Zhen grow up, and they all regarded Zhao Zhen as an emperor. Zhao Zhen treats her as her own child's pet.Anyone who dared to speak ill of Zhao Zhen in Kaifeng would be attacked by the neighbors, who would be beaten to death with rotten vegetable leaves and rotten eggs.

Zhao Zhen is already 17 years old, she has long since shed her short stature and grown into a handsome and handsome man.

It may be because he has been with Zhan Zhao for a long time, Zhao Zhen has begun to approach Zhan Zhao in terms of temperament and appearance. He is as gentle as jade, modest and gentleman, and upright—but it is useless, these seemingly beautiful qualities are all illusions. False, Zhao Zhen often used this innocent face to deceive and kill the Quartet, which made the civil and military people of the court want nothing.

Everyone in Kaifeng Mansion was as busy as ever, much busier than the emperor Zhao Zhen.

Believe it or not, Kaifeng Mansion is busy 360 days and five days a year, from the small to the family and family, to the murder and extortion, there are only things that you can't think of, and there is nothing that Kaifeng Mansion can't control.Zhao Zhen is only busy when encountering natural disasters and man-made disasters, but in the past few years, Haiyan, Heqing, the country is peaceful and the people are peaceful, and there are no big things, so Zhao Zhen is not busy.

The idler Zhao Zhen wandered around the Kaifeng mansion for a few times, but not only did he not find Zhan Zhao, he even failed to see Bai Yutang, the only idler in the Kaifeng mansion who was more idle than him. Raising cats, loving cats, and loving cats is all about drinking tea, enjoying flowers, sleeping late, etc., and you’re not here today?

Zhao Zhen inquired about Zhan Zhao's whereabouts from Wang Chao Ma Han, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu. Anyway, Bai Yutang was obsessed with cats, and wherever there were cats, there was him.

The four guards said in unison, "Master Zhan asked for three days' leave."

Three days off?

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin, turned around and ran to the free clinic in Qingpin Lane to ask Gongsun about the situation.

As the saying goes, there is no rule without rules. Under the wise leadership of Mr. Bao, Kaifeng Mansion strictly followed the rules and regulations.From Bao Zheng Zhan Zhaogong Sun Ce, down to the Wangcai dog at the gate and the cats all over the yard, all animals strictly implement the attendance system.The animals are under the command of Mr. Zhan, and if humans want to ask for leave, they must inform Mr. Gongsun in advance.

In fact, the busiest person in Kaifeng Mansion is neither Qingtian Baozheng, who holds multiple positions, nor Nanxia Zhanzhao, who is righteous, but Mr. Gongsun, who is usually inconspicuous. Master, intractable diseases need Gongsun's genius doctor, case investigation and autopsy need Gongsun's assistant, and difficult problems need Gongsun Baidu... Even attendance cannot be separated from Mr. Gongsun.

As the busiest person in Kaifeng Prefecture, Gongsun not only has to do essential work well, but also spares time to go to the free clinic in the Qingpian Lane, where the poor or homeless, the old, the weak, the sick, the disabled, and the young have free physical examinations, donated soups and medicines, and sent people away. The girl waving her wings, ah, no...it's a living Bodhisattva carrying a medicine box!

Mr. Gongsun is a very responsible person. Once he promises something, he must keep his promise no matter how busy or tired he is.Mr. Gongsun, who is usually gentle and gentle, is very manly in this matter, a real man who promises a lot.

However, you can't talk too much, Zhao Zhen missed the point today.

Mr. Gongsun, who has always been diligent and hardworking, asked for leave. The old doctor who was seeing the doctor with Gongsun said, "This morning, the yamen servant in Kaifeng Prefecture asked for three days' leave for Gongsun. This is strange. It's the first time in so many years." Seeing Gongsun asking for leave, don't worry about something happening at home, or feeling unwell, or another case in Kaifeng Mansion, or..."

The old doctor was still nagging, but Zhao Zhen narrowed his eyes.

Another three days off?

It is so coincidental that Gongsun Zhanzhao asked for three days off at the same time. Could it be that everyone has made an appointment to go somewhere, but they don't want to take me?

In the past few years, Zhao Zhen has seldom blown his hair. Usually, Zhao Zhen's blown hair is divided into three steps-the first is to touch his chin, which means that something has aroused his interest; the second is to squint his eyes, This shows that the things that aroused his interest also made him dissatisfied; in the end, he felt sorry for himself.

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Zhao Zhen couldn't find any news, so he had to go to Mr. Bao.

Zhao Zhen seldom bothered Mr. Bao during working hours, not because he was out of sight, but mainly because he was afraid that Mr. Bao would nag him.

When Mr. Bao started nagging, it was no different from ordinary middle-aged and elderly people. The content of the nagging was the same. To be an emperor, you must set an example, don't wander around during working hours, what if the civil and military courts in the court are all swollen...

When Zhao Zhen entered the room, Mr. Bao was writing something at his desk, concentrating on it.

Mr. Bao was so focused on writing that he didn't pay attention to Zhao Zhen who was entering the room head-on.

Zhao Zhen paused, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Zhao Zhen has studied kung fu with Zhan Zhao for ten years, not to mention that famous teachers produce excellent apprentices, it is more than enough to fool Mr. Bao who does not know martial arts.So Zhao Zhen brought up his inner strength and floated into the room without touching his feet, ready to give Mr. Bao a big surprise (scare).

Zhao Zhen leaned over to the table, and suddenly a tiger leaped onto the table—a giant paperweight!

Master Bao was so frightened that his dark complexion turned pale, and he found Zhao Zhen lying in front of him, with an obvious smirk on Chunliang's face.Master Bao was shocked again, and hurriedly covered the letter he was writing, his face suddenly turned red again?

Zhao Zhen was pleasantly surprised!

Master Bao's face was dark and serious, his expression was less than that of Bai Yutang's, and it was the first time he saw him lose his composure.

Zhao Zhen smiled and said, "What are you writing, sir?"

Bao Zheng quickly shook his head, "It's nothing."

Zhao Zhen expressed doubts, "Why is your face so pale?"

"Just finished eating papaya!"

"Why is it red again!"

"Rejuvenated!"

The monarch and his ministers looked at each other for a long time, Zhao Zhen looked suspicious, and Lord Bao looked upright.

Finally, Zhao Zhen decided to retreat, and changed the subject, "Where did Master go?"

Master Bao breathed a sigh of relief, and pretended to be relaxed, "There is no case recently, and the guard Zhan took three days of family leave."

Zhao Zhen continued to squint, "The yamen servants clearly said that Master and Brother Bai left together."

Zhao Zhen's words were of course deceitful, but how could the scheming Mr. Bao be deceived by Zhao Zhen? Only Mr. Bao raised his eyebrows, showing a surprised look, and there was no flaw in his expression, "Is there such a thing?"

Zhao Zhen coughed twice, "Be careful of the crime of deceiving the king~"

Master Bao's mouth twitched, and he squinted at Zhao Zhen—is the emperor using a unique trick?

But Mr. Bao is helpless, he can’t really deceive the king because of such a small matter, so he has to be honest, “Guard Zhan went with Bai Shaoxia, and I don’t know where he went. Keep it a secret from the emperor."

In order to win the chance to be alone with Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang also worked hard, planned carefully, strictly guarded against death, and did a good job of keeping secrets. I don't know how long he planned in private before abducting Zhao Zhen's master from under his nose.

In fact, when Zhao Zhen grew up, he was no longer clingy to Zhan Zhao, but as he grew older, his gossip and evil tastes also increased day by day.There are many hidden guards around Zhao Zhen, with good eyes and ears, and a smart mind, and all the big and small things in the capital cannot escape his eyes and ears.Every time Bai Yutang wanted to go on a date with Zhan Zhao alone, Zhao Zhen would preemptively create all kinds of accidents as long as there was even a little bit of rumor.

It's strange to say that Zhao Zhen has been playing this game since he was a child, but he never gets tired of it.

Zhao Zhen thumped the table angrily, "Is I really that annoying?"

Mr. Bao was at a loss for words for a moment—it seemed that he was really impatient, and even "Zhen" popped up.

In fact, not only is Zhao Zhen not annoying, but he is also decent and likable. At least Master Bao can guarantee that everyone in Kaifeng Mansion likes Zhao Zhen. Don't look at Bai Yutang's words of dislike, in fact, he is the most beloved of all. Zhao Zhen's person is Bai Yutang.

Others in the Kaifeng mansion dote on Zhao Zhen, they are all principled pets, especially Zhan Zhao, who has a long way to go to be a teacher, but Bai Yutang has no such worries. The fifth master dotes on one person, that is pure petting, Unreasonable petting——no matter how badly my kid deserves a beating, I am the only one who can bully him, and others who dare to stretch out their hands will chop them all off!

It was precisely because of this favor that Zhao Zhen dared to have a big or small fight with Bai Yutang.Bai Yutang didn't have a sense of humor. Anyone who dared to provoke him went to the Palace of the Underworld to report. Only Zhao Xiaozhen, who was silent and dying, was still running around after so many years.

Mr. Bao often sighs with emotion, with Bai Yutang's character, even his own son could not be more spoiled.

It's just that Zhao Zhen must not let Zhao Zhen know this!

Zhao Zhen already felt good about herself, but after hearing this, she didn't raise her tail to the sky.

As witty as Mr. Bao, he naturally kept silent, holding his half-written letter and looking at the sky.

Zhao Zhen finished pounding the table, sat on it, dangling his legs and complained to Mr. Bao, "Master and Brother Bai got married back then, and I ordered the marriage. I'm considered a great matchmaker, Bai Yu This guy in the hall is simply ruthless and unreasonable. After crossing the river and tearing down the bridge after reading the scriptures, he drives the monk to put on his pants and refuses to admit it..."

"Cough cough cough cough..."

Bao Zheng hurriedly signaled Zhao Zhen to stop.Every time I think of the year when Zhao Zhen issued a decree to bestow a marriage, Bai Yutang waved his sleeves to wipe out the imperial decree, entered the palace aggressively with a knife in his hand to stab the driver, pressed Zhao Zhen on the dragon chair and spanked her buttocks, and was finally taken down by the guards. All kinds of past events, Mr. Bao couldn't help but touch his forehead.

The emperor and the first emperor deserved to be biological father and son, what a typical example of not being able to die.

Then again, not only Bai Yutang dotes on Zhao Zhen, but Zhao Zhen is also quite indulgent towards Bai Yutang. After all these years of acquaintance, he has never played against Bai Yutang. To add to Bai Yutang's frustration... A small hobby is simply a model of tolerance and generosity.

Thinking of this, Master Bao suddenly had a bad feeling, and quickly patted Zhao Zhen, "There are people coming and going in the Kaifeng mansion, and it is rare for them to have a chance to be alone. Anyway, they will be back in three days..." After returning, let The two of them took care of Zhao Zhen by themselves.

"Let's put this matter aside for now." Zhao Zhen rolled his eyes and said, "Where is Mr. Gongsun? My mother has been coughing for the past two days and wants to invite him into the palace to have a look. I heard that the yamen servant asked for leave for him?"

Master Bao was a little embarrassed, "Mr. Gongsun was taken away by General Pang this morning..."

Zhao Zhen opened his eyes wide, "Abducted people in Kaifeng Mansion? Where is Wang Fa? Are you on vacation too?"

Master Bao looked at the sky, "Is this..."

While Mr. Bao was distracted, Zhao Zhen suddenly swayed his sleeves and quickly copied the letter that Mr. Bao was holding with one hand.After snatching the letter, Zhao Zhen tapped his toes, turned over and flew from the open window into the courtyard, the whole movement was done in one go!

Master Bao was stunned for a long time before he realized it, and hurriedly stood up and chased after him. Unfortunately, Master Bao couldn't open the window, so Zhao Zhen saw the beginning first, and only saw the four characters at the beginning——beloved wife and relatives.

Zhao Zhen was silent for a moment, "Pfft..."

Mr. Bao was completely furious, his face was black and red, he grabbed the letter paper, and swept the laughing Zhao Zhen out the door.The doors and windows were closed tightly in front of Zhao Zhen with two "bang bangs". Zhao Zhen touched his nose and complained in a low voice, "As for it, isn't it just writing a letter to my wife? They have been old couples for decades. Don't be ashamed of your age..."

Zhao Zhen walked back with her arms folded, kicking stones while slandering her, feeling so lonely in her heart~

Zhanzhao has Bai Yutang, Gongsun has Pang Tong, Mrs. Bao has Mrs. Bao, Eight Worthy Kings have Eight Princesses, Grand Master Pang is happy with his wives all over the house, cats in Kaifeng Mansion are all in pairs, and the only single dog Wangcai There are also a few good friends, but I am always alone.That stupid Chengying, as soon as it was released, there was no news at all. There has been no news for so many years, so he must be too happy to leave, and he doesn't want to...

I don't even want to come back and see myself...

Zhao Zhen sat down on the threshold, he didn't want the gentleness, courtesy and humility he learned from Zhan Zhao, and he didn't want the nobleman's accent he learned from Bai Yutang, he put his chin in his hands and sighed - I won't pretend today , I love it!

The guards were anxious.

The emperor is so depressed, he is about to start to feel sorry for himself, the consequences...

Sure enough, Zhao Zhen held his chin sadly for a moment, then suddenly jumped up and ran towards the palace.

The hidden guards looked at each other—what a mess!

Zhao Zhen's martial arts are second-rate, but lightness skills are first-rate. He is familiar with the palace roads, patrols and checkpoints. I didn't keep up.

Zhao Jue quietly slipped into his bedroom, naturally he was not full, so he rummaged through the box, took out a small bundle from the bottom interlayer of the box, changed his clothes, put on the bank note, pushed open the crack of the door and was about to Slipped out, then came back suddenly, grabbed the wolf hair on the pen holder, rolled up the sleeves, dipped in the ink, and wrote the four big characters You Long on the bright yellow imperial case - run away from home! (Plus a stick figure of tears running)

The hidden guards raised their foreheads and sighed—sure enough!

Zhao Zhen is a restless person, he will have convulsions every now and then, and the people around him have long been used to it.

Anyway, Zhao Zhen is smart enough, he has always been the only one who bullies others, and no one can take advantage of him, even if something happens to him, he can settle it by himself.Moreover, Zhao Zhen cherished his life very much in the second life, and he would not foolishly put himself in danger.

Zhao Zhen is not good at all. He has a record of running away from home. The shortest is three to five days, and the longest is no more than half a month. He will come back when he has had enough fun.So when Zhao Zhen ran away from home this time, the hidden guards didn't make a fuss, they just went back to pack their luggage in shifts, and were ready to follow the runaway master at any time, and go out to play together...ah no, they were dedicated to their duties!

But no one thought that Zhao Zhen ran away from home seriously this time!

Zhao Zhen went out of the palace, deliberately went to crowded places, and got rid of the hidden guards after going through a few alleys. The virtuous king and even the empress dowager who ate fast and recited Buddha were alarmed.

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Let's talk about Zhao Zhen.

Abandoning the chaotic Kaifeng, Zhao Zhen traveled thousands of miles alone, riding a donkey through the rivers and lakes...

In fact, Zhao Zhen also wanted to ride a horse in style, but his imperial horse was too expensive, and it was easy to reveal his identity and cause trouble for himself.Moreover, the pulling horse has a bad temper, eats the best food, lives in the best house, doesn't go out in rainy days, doesn't rush when tired, doesn't let his feet collapse in the mud, and needs to take a bath every day. .The most frightening thing was that the horse thief was jealous, if Zhao Zhen rode another horse and let him smell it, he would kick Zhao Zhen to death on the spot.

So Zhao Zhen had no choice but to settle for the next best thing. The road to being a hero began by riding a donkey!

Zhao Zhen's talent in martial arts is average, but he was lucky. He worshiped a famous teacher Zhan Zhao (although occasionally stupid and cute), and gave a famous teacher's wife Bai Yutang (although she would be beaten if she called her teacher), and there were many secret guards around her (although No one wants to play with him).Zhao Zhen took advantage of the right time, place and people. It is a matter of course for others to learn martial arts.

In the general Jianghu sect, there are many disciples under the sect, and the master has limited energy, so it is impossible to teach each apprentice one-on-one.Therefore, apprentices can only rely on understanding, talent, and self-awareness to learn martial arts.

Zhao Zhen was held in the palm of Zhan Zhao's hands since he was a child. Zhan Zhao didn't want him to take detours, and carefully selected the most suitable kung fu for him. He was afraid that he would not be able to learn it, so he broke apart the moves and taught him to him. It's not raising an apprentice at all, it's raising a son!

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang have too much kung fu, so if you teach them casually, Zhao Zhen will gather the strengths of hundreds of schools.

Zhao Zhen's comprehension is limited, so he simply doesn't understand it. There are tens of millions of martial arts masters in the world, and those who can practice at Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's level are very few.

Zhao Zhen was riding a hair stove and humming a song, feeling more joyful than ever-I told you not to play with me!

It was already evening when Zhao Zhen left the city, and he was not riding a donkey fast, and it was already dark when he reached the outskirts.Zhao Jue stepped on the back of the little donkey and watched, and saw a little fire in the ruined temple in the distance. Zhao Zhen was happy, and dragged the little donkey up the mountain.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, staying overnight in a ruined temple, isn't this a classic plot in martial arts dramas!

The ruined temple was quite lively, and many people were resting inside. Zhao Zhen walked in with a donkey, which attracted a lot of attention.Zhao Zhen was not afraid of life, so he smiled at everyone, turned around and tied the little donkey outside the door, took out carrots from the left side of the donkey's back basket to feed the donkey, and then took out sesame seed cakes and bacon from the right side of the donkey's back basket to feed himself .

Zhao Zhen knew how to cook, and he had rich experience in living in the wild. He used a torch to light dry grass, set up a small fire, and roasted the biscuits and bacon. After taking a big bite, he squinted his eyes happily, and thought to himself—it really depends on the atmosphere when eating, and sitting on the dragon chair and eating sesame seed cakes is not like this!

People who walk in the rivers and lakes all the year round are very vigilant. Zhao Zhen is a stranger, and his temperament is not like a river and lake person who lives and sleeps in the open. He is like a house cat that suddenly breaks into a wild dog's den.Everyone quietly looked at Zhao Zhen, although they couldn't see the depth, but they didn't look like a villain, so they turned their eyes and went to their own business.

Zhao Zhen didn't care about the sight of her, and listened to the gossip with her ears open.

In fact, he was also quite curious, what did these gangsters want to do when they came out for a night tour together?

After eating a sesame seed cake, Zhao Zhen also understood.It turned out that this group of Jianghu people stayed up most of the night to rush to Bufengshan to participate in the annual martial arts conference!It's a martial arts conference!The legendary martial arts conference!Zhao Zhen's eyes are flooded—how can I not be involved in such a prosperous age, ah, no...it's a strong joining!

Dance forest conference, let's go!

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