[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

In other words, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's affection and love are sticky and sticky, the two constitute a world of their own, and the aura of affection exuding all day long is really annoying.Having tortured and killed countless single dogs, and shattered the hearts of countless young girls, the two of them, the mouse and the cat, are still the same, and they rage in Kaifeng mansion every day.

However, showing affection every day is of no use!

Even after sleeping in the same room, the same bed, and the same quilt for a long time, the two heroes have been sleeping purely under the quilt. The innocent cannot be more innocent, and the pure cannot be more pure. Niao Niang imitates the meaning of goblins fighting.Zhao Xiaozhen, who has been waiting to watch the excitement, is anxious in various ways—what about the agreed-upon battle? !Bad review!Bad review!Bad review!

In recent years, the weather in the Song Dynasty has been smooth and the weather has been smooth, and the neighbors on the border have been quiet one by one. Zhao Xiaozhen, the emperor, has been idle all day long, and one day he suddenly thought about it—whether we should introduce a same-sex marriage law for the benefit of the people. The vast number of gay friends and rotten girls in the future world?

As soon as Zhao Xiaozhen's brain hole reached the sky, he was hugged by the exhausted ministers, "Think twice, Your Majesty!"

If the same-sex marriage law cannot be achieved, Zhao Xiaozhen gnaws on her fingernails to hold back the water, holding back and holding back, and finally stretches the devil of evil to Zhan Zhao, planning to make (jiao) together (huang) Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang's good deeds!Zhao Xiaozhen held her paw with a surge of emotion, and was almost moved to tears by her empathetic self.

However, Mr. Zhan didn't think so...

Poor Mr. Zhan was a wise man, but he was almost assassinated by a fool who deceived his teacher and exterminated his ancestors. Unsuspectingly, he was drugged - tied with a ribbon - and delivered to the seemingly ignorant white mouse!Mr. Zhan, who managed to escape from the rat's mouth with great difficulty, still had a red ribbon carefully selected by Zhao Zhen hanging around his neck, as well as an exquisite cat made of pure gold!bell!clang!

The angry Lord Zhan didn't say anything, rolled up his sleeves and beat Zhao Zhen until he cried.

The loyal guards of the lord rushed over to rescue him, but were wiped out by the berserk royal cat group over and over again...

In the yard where chickens were flying and dogs were jumping, Bai Wuye, who was only one step away from eating cat meat, secretly smacked his lips, regretting that he was too slow to start, but he put on a look on his face, "I am innocent, I am not pregnant." Luan, I am Liu Xiahui, I am a true gentleman" with an upright face.Bai Wuye's face was so upright that both Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen forgot that although Zhao Zhen was the one who planned the drug, the person who handed Zhan Zhao the drugged tea...

It was the upright Bai Yutang!

It can be seen from this that Bai Wuye is not in a hurry, but he has taken a fancy to the silly and sweet cat, so he can only hold back.

╮(￣▽￣“)╭ It’s not easy for everyone.

The doping operation ended in failure, and Zhao Xiaozhen, who had a swollen butt, was also ordered to go back to the palace for self-reflection.

The good news is that the silly and sweet Mr. Zhan finally has his senses!Zhan Yumiao rubbed her nose and looked up at the sky. After struggling with herself for a long time, she finally made up her mind with red ears—to marry the beautiful and delicious Bai Yutang back home without letting the fat water flow into the fields of outsiders!

With complicated eyes, everyone looked deeply at the ambitious Mr. Zhan—to marry?you sure?

Zhan Zhao is a real person, no matter what he does, he is conscientious and meticulous. Since he has decided to marry Bai Yutang back home, he naturally has to be a man of indomitable spirit and marry him back home with dignity!Being together without a matchmaker like this, I really feel sorry for Yutang, who is as beautiful as a flower. First of all, I ask for Yutang's approval, then the order of my parents, and the words of the matchmaker...

Parents' order or something, thinking of Bai Gu makes her worry.

What is the name of the best matchmaker in Kaifeng?

By the way, I have to write a letter to inform my parents, brother and sister-in-law to hire at the foot of Baigu Mountain!

I have to notify the masters, brothers, nephews, and uncles of Zhenguo Temple to come to watch the ceremony!

Mr. Zhan bit the tip of his pen and wrote and drew on the book that usually records the clues of the case. He thought he was secretly planning a grand plan to marry him, but he didn't see the doting smile on Bai Wuye's face.Bai Yutang really wasn't in a hurry at all, based on what he knew about Zhan Zhao, this silly cat probably sold himself out of nowhere, counted the money for him, and cheerfully thought he had taken advantage of it.

Bai Wuye sat firmly on the cat fishing platform, waiting happily to see the cat act stupid.

But he forgot that behind Zhan Zhao there is a powerful backer who is usually unreliable, but can hold up half the sky at critical moments!

That's right!

The only one who can see through the truth is a little emperor Zhao Zhen who looks like a child but is too intelligent for ordinary people!

It's a pity that Zhao Zhen, who has seen through everything, is recuperating on the soft bed at this moment, riding on the quilt, viciously biting the corner of the pillow, reaching out to touch the butt that was swollen by the master, and decided to pretend to be stupid to the end!

However, at the critical moment, you can't watch the master suffer...

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As early as more than half a month ago, Bai Gu received a letter from Bai Yutang, asking him to bring the dowry gift to the Zhan family to propose marriage.

Bai Gu was so excited!His son has been kept outside for more than 20 years, and when he grows up to such a big age, he has shown the attitude of "Daddy, the baby needs you~" for the first time in the world (not), Baigu is the first taste of being a father, and his mood is extremely excited, and his whole body is rippling .Don't let him go to Zhan's house to propose marriage now, even if he goes to Daoshan to propose marriage, he is also so beautiful.

The ghosts of Baigushan were even more excited, preparing thousands of betrothal gifts vigorously, wishing to airlift the entire Baigushan to Zhanjia.

On the other hand, the Zhan family far away in Changzhou Prefecture is also flying around.

Zhan Zhao's letter of appointment, and the news that Bai Gu was coming to propose marriage, were sent to Zhan Qingfeng one after another.

Originally, Zhan Qingfeng was still a little awkward when he received Zhan Zhao's letter, but when he thought of going to the annoying white old ghost to propose marriage in person, Zhan's father felt that he was in a bad mood.However, as soon as the news that Bai Gu was coming to propose marriage arrived, Zhan's father's attitude changed quickly - marry!Hire!immediately!

Rather than marrying his own son into the Bai family, Zhan Qingfeng is more inclined to marry the Bai family's son into the family, it is best to piss off the old ghost Bai.Seeing how devoted the Bai family boy is to his stupid son, it shouldn't be too difficult to marry him back.

Zhan Qingfeng ordered his eldest son Zhanhui to prepare the dowry quickly, and at the same time dug up his younger brother who was sleeping in seclusion. The two brothers were fully armed and ready to fight. When the old ghost Bai sneaked in later, he would beat him up and throw him out. He was determined not to let him go The dowry of the Bai family enters the door, and it is also a dowry to enter the door!

So, Bai Zhan's two elders were wasted like this.Bai Gu is arrogant and arrogant, and fights one against two, wins the fight and loses the fight, but the Zhan family twins are just the opposite. If you come and go, you will lose both, and it is of no use...

On the contrary, Mrs. Zhan, who was sitting on the side with a bewildered smile on her face, and the eldest brother and sister-in-law of the Zhan family who showed their nature as a profiteer, while Bai Gu was dragged by Zhan Qingfeng and Zhan Qingmang, the mother and son quickly prepared the dowry. The eldest brother went to the empty island in person——down to hire!

As a result, the flames of war burned all the way from Changzhou Mansion to Songjiang Mansion.

In less than five days, almost half of the martial arts knew that Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were getting married, so a new question arose, which girl did Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang marry respectively?Or are they married to each other?Could it be that...Which of the two of them was disguised as a man? !

(⊙o⊙) Holy shit!This news is too explosive!

Surrounding the question of who Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang would marry, people in the martial arts thought and thought, but they couldn't come up with a reason.Some people even started a bet on who would marry Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao. The odds of the two were about the same at present, and no one could say which side had a higher winning rate.It wasn't until a mysterious person suddenly took out a large sum of money to bet on Zhan Zhao's marriage and Bai Yutang's marriage that the balance of odds between the two was broken.

The news of Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's marriage broke the tradition of "good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles", but in less than half a month, it has been spread to everyone, it can be said that the whole city... ah no, yes The country is full of wind and rain, and even the well-informed crooked nuts have heard of it. The first reaction is the conspiracy of the Song people!

Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang was completely unaware of the tacit gossip.

The two parties have been in the state of "I only have eyes for you" all year round, and are slow to respond to outside gossip.Especially Zhan Zhao was always confused, and Bai Yutang didn't like to talk to others, so that the two heroes are still kept in the dark, still struggling with the trivial matter of who should be hired first...

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang didn't know about it, but Zhao Zhen, who had been holding back to watch the excitement for a long time, knew it best!

The reason why the news spread so quickly was because Zhao Zhen was fanning the flames inside. Even though he was beaten by Zhan Zhao, Zhao Zhen still had his heart for his master, and he would not just let Queen Bai take advantage of it.So one morning in the court, Zhao Xiaozhen, who was dying silently, asked Bao Zheng in front of all civil and military officials, "Bao Aiqing, I heard that the good news between master and wife is coming soon?"

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The civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty fell silent suddenly, and everyone lowered their heads and began to mourn in silence.

Your majesty's words are a bit too informative, do you dare to call Mrs. Madam in front of Young Master Bai?Dare not!

Master Bao wiped his sweat silently——The emperor's words were so right that people couldn't continue.

Fortunately, Zhao Zhen didn't need Lord Bao to answer, he just smiled happily: "Why didn't you tell me about such a good thing earlier, the saint said that one day will be a teacher and life will be a father, and I still want to ask for a few glasses of wedding wine " After finishing speaking, he stabbed Bai Yutang with a smile, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a date, and it's better for me to decree to grant a marriage today, so that master can marry the beautiful woman as soon as possible, and embrace the beautiful woman back home."

The words "marry a beautiful woman" are pronounced with accents.

Manchu civil and military gasped at the same time.

Bao Zheng thought of Bai Yutang, and Baigu, and quietly lit the wax for Zhao Zhen——for the protection of Zhan, the emperor also did his best.

Seeing all the civil and military officials in the court were stunned, Zhao Xiaozhen sat on the dragon chair, sighed in his heart, raised his eyes and looked at the rising sun, Zhao Xiaozhen's steamed bun face was full of sadness and sorrow - I can still see tomorrow the sun?master save me...

So, don't argue with anyone, the emperor has already finalized the case.On the day when the imperial decree was issued, all the people in Kaifeng City knew that Mr. Zhan was going to marry Young Hero Bai, and they were very happy to congratulate.As for the white-clothed man who refused to accept the imperial decree, entered the palace, intended to assassinate the emperor, and was captured by Mr. Zhan...

Definitely not Bai Yutang!

"Everyone bullies me! Bullying my martial arts is not good! I am so anxious that I lead an army of [-] to clear the rat's nest! Hiccup...why is it spanking again! I hate spanking... spanking... hiccup..." Zhao Xiaozhen Clutching the buttocks that had not healed the old wounds and now had new wounds, she fainted on the dragon chair from crying.

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Despite the ups and downs, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's wedding was held as scheduled.Since the newlyweds are both men, and there is no such thing as the mother-in-law's family, the relatives and friends of both parties drank wedding wine in Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's house. Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang wore red clothes and rode around Kaifeng City together, attracting In the empty alley, many young ladies and young girls with complicated moods smashed them with the flowers in their hands...

Good men follow men these days, it's hard to be a woman!

Both Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were wearing bright red men's shirts, with only slight differences in the collar and waist, which further complemented their temperament.

Zhan Zhao wears bright red official uniforms all the year round, but the official uniforms are simple in style, not comparable to the wedding gowns sewn by the top embroiderers in the palace. Zhan Zhao rarely wears such complicated and gorgeous styles, and he amazes everyone when he appears on the stage.

This is especially true for Bai Yutang. Bai Wuye has been dressed in white since he was sensible. Luxurious is luxurious, elegant is elegant, but it is not as gorgeous as the bright red.Coupled with the fact that Bai Wuye is in a good mood today, and the smile that he glanced at in the past looks like he doesn't want money now, that face is simply lethal.

Today is also full of friends, Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang's circle of friends spreads all over the world, plus the Zhan family's family friends, the business partners of the empty island, the group of relatives and friends brought by Bai Gu, and all the civil and military officials who followed Zhao Zhen to join in the fun. The place is bustling with people from the official circles and Jianghu people, as well as eminent monks from Zhenguo Temple, and envoys sent by foreigners to spy on the Song people's conspiracy (actually, they are here to be funny)...

The excitement of the scene was comparable to that of a state banquet.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were dragged into drinking by everyone, Zhan Zhao's capacity for alcohol was average, but Bai Yutang did not refuse anyone who was not drunk after a thousand cups.Everyone was drinking and drinking, and gradually concentrated their firepower on Zhan Zhao. Fortunately, Zhan Hui, who had a lot of alcohol in the shopping mall for a long time, helped his brother stop the drinking, and thus a tragedy was avoided.

After the toast, Bai Yutang dragged the dazed Zhan Zhao to the wedding room, and everyone behind them burst into deafening laughter.Zhan Zhao was completely confused, half relying on Bai Yutang, he didn't know what night it was.Bai Yutang remained unmoved, for today, he had already made complete preparations!

Zhanjia and the Four Rats of Zhakong Island sent away the people who came to watch the ceremony, and they also had to settle down the ghosts of Baigu Mountain who became more insane after being drunk.

Bai Gu held the wine cup and poured himself a drink. He always had a half-smile face, which was much more real than usual, and it could be seen that he was in a good mood.

After drinking a glass of wine, Bai Gu stroked his chin and suddenly said, "Is it almost there?"

Zhan Qingfeng glanced at him vigilantly, which means - what do you want?

Bai Gu had a look of resentment, "You have been with your brother for a long time, you are stupid, of course it is a bridal chamber!"

Zhan Qingmang was also shot while lying down, and looked at Bai Gu blankly: "Huh?" This guy was obviously drunk.

Zhan Qingfeng felt his teeth itch, but fortunately he remembered that today was his youngest son's happy day, so he didn't violently beat Bai Gu on the spot.Bai Gu didn't care so much, he tugged at Zhan Qingfeng, "Just your stupid son, and my stupid son, do they know how to do it? You're not curious."

The corners of Zhan Qingfeng's mouth twitched, he looked at Baigu for a while with perverted eyes, then picked up his younger brother and walked away.

Bai Gu shrugged regretfully, since he couldn't find a like-minded partner, he decided to listen alone!wall!horn!

Gongsun hurriedly poked Pang Tong, who was still eating, and poked his mouth in the direction of Baigu, which meant - come on!Get him!

Pang Tong's eyelids twitched, and he continued to eat with his head buried.

Gongsun was so angry that he took over his job, "Go and stop him, don't let him interfere."

Pang Tong sighed helplessly, "Bookworm, and Bai Yutang."

Gongsun was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

It means that Bai Yutang has already made complete preparations.

Dodging the crowd, Bai Yutang picked up the bundle he had prepared earlier, shook off the fluffy cloak, embraced the dizzy Zhan Zhao, and rode his own horse, followed by Zhan Zhao's horse, two people, two horses, Taking advantage of the darkness of the night to prepare to elope on their wedding night.

Zhao Zhen stood by the stable and waved goodbye to Bai Yutang. By the way, under the threat of Bai Yutang, he tripled Zhan Zhao's marriage leave.Looking at the backs of the two going away, Zhao Zhen had a smile on his face, but his eyes showed loneliness. Then he blinked quickly, turned and left as if nothing had happened.

Oh, the master has already married (crossed out) a wife, do you want to stretch your claws to Mr. Gongsun next time?

Zhao Xiaozhen blinked hard, this time she was really moved to tears by her empathetic self...