[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

Ever since he discovered Zhao Xiaozhen and Cheng Xiaoying's confusing love-hate relationship, Bai Yutang has been struggling, how to tell Zhan Zhao the whole thing?How to get Zhao Xiaozhen's shaky sexuality back?Before he could come up with a clue, Baigu suddenly went crazy, causing Bai Yutang to have no peace for a moment, every day hovering on the edge of being bombed and about to be bombed, Zhao Zhen's matter was temporarily put on hold.

Because he had been thinking about this matter all the time, when he heard Zhan Zhao say "threat Zhao Xiaozhen with Chengying", Bai Yutang's first reaction was - Zhao Xiaozhen hadn't reached the point where he was too obsessed.So I turned it down without even thinking about it, thinking it was a bad idea.It was only later that I realized that what Zhan Zhao meant was that Zhao Xiaozhen's petty treachery was too difficult to deal with. Instead of trying to plot Zhao Xiaozhen, it is better to join forces with Zhao Xiaozhen to plot Chengying.

Facts have proved that Zhanmao's thoughts are very simple, and it is Bai Yutang's own thinking that is wrong...

On the one hand, Chengying's identity is a mystery and his purpose is not clear. Putting such a dangerous person next to Zhao Zhen will inevitably make people nervous.On the other hand, Zhao Zhen is very interested in Chengying's identity. Only by using Chengying as bait can Zhao Zhen be willing to bite the hook.

Zhan Zhao did come up with a good idea, Bai Yutang coughed twice in embarrassment, and immediately agreed.

But Zhanmao is still out of the situation, can't understand Bai Yutang's complicated mental journey, and just feels puzzled——Why does Xiao Bai have bouts of wind and rain?Zhao Xiaozhen said that menopausal people are the most fickle. Could it be that Xiaobai has also reached menopause?

I don't know if Gongsun can be cured...

Exhibition cat 45° melancholy.

(=￣w￣=) For every misunderstanding, the main culprit is that the parties involved have too much brains.

Brain hole is a disease and can be cured.

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The underground secret passage discovered last time has been completely familiarized by Zhao Xiaozhen. When the weather gets warmer, it will break ground and transform it into the earliest air-raid shelter or underground commercial street in the world! ——Of course, this is only Zhao Xiaozhen's idea, and no one agrees with it except him.

Everyone couldn't understand, why should they hide in the ground that is more likely to collapse when there is danger?I don't understand why you want to open a shop underground to do business?Zhao Zhen was dumbfounded. It can't be said that a flying machine will be born in a few hundred years, and the fighters in the plane will drop bombs from the air.

Therefore, Zhao Xiaozhen's great ideal can only be shelved indefinitely, and the secret road is still used as a secret road after it is repaired.

After dinner, everyone gathered together to chat, only to hear the sound of "da da da da" coming from the secret passage under their feet. It was obvious that someone was running, and everyone wondered—whose legs are so short with such dense footsteps?

Just thinking of this, I saw Zhao Xiaozhen rushing out of the secret passage excitedly, with short legs, holding a big chessboard that stood taller than him in his hand.Because the sight was blocked by the chessboard, Zhao Zhen staggered a little, followed by two hidden guards carrying chess pieces.

Zhao Xiaozhen's chessboard is of course the best chessboard. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a national treasure. Its weight is fully worthy of its value. If Zhao Xiaozhen was not held by Zhan Zhao's ears every day to practice basic skills, this weight would definitely be unbearable. .The two hidden guards stared at Zhao Xiaozhen from left to right, their little hearts were flickering, not because they were afraid that Zhao Xiaozhen would accidentally break the national treasure, but because they were afraid that the chessboard would fall and hit Zhao Xiaozhen's feet.

Seeing Zhao Xiaozhen appearing on the stage with the chessboard in his arms, everyone turned pale with shock and came up with all kinds of excuses to escape. In the end, only Zhan Qingfeng, who moved half a beat slower than others in order to maintain his demeanor, was caught by Zhao Xiaozhen's thigh and couldn't move forward...

Don't look at Daddy Zhan's stern face, which is quite scary, but in fact, he is very patient, especially for children.Zhan Qingfeng, who has been promoted to be a grandfather, couldn't bear to reject the tearful Zhao Xiaozhen, so he had to show the determination of a strong man to cut his wrists and sacrifice himself to play chess with Zhao Xiaozhen!

In fact, it is not Zhao Xiaozhen who makes everyone avoid them like snakes and scorpions, but Zhao Xiaozhen's chess skills.

Even Mr. Bao couldn't understand it: "Your Majesty is quick-witted and has so many tricks, why doesn't he know how to play chess?"

Gongsun also sighed.It was obvious that the trap was about to jump into it, the chess moves were so simple and inconceivable, it was difficult to connect with a big dragon, and even the opponent couldn't bear to kill it.Poor chess skills are second to none. It will get better after some practice. The key is that Zhao Zhen's chess skills are too bad!

What is the next step and three steps of regret? Have you ever seen a chess player who started cheating in the middle of a chess game and insisted on exchanging pieces with his opponent?Zhao Xiaozhen often does this kind of thing. If the black player loses, he will be replaced by the white player. If the white player loses again, he will be replaced by the black player. Not just once, but again and again!

(╬￣盘￣) Playing chess with Zhao Xiaozhen is too cruel!

The culprit of the whole thing is Mr. Gongsun, who insisted on teaching Zhao Zhen piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. In fact, Zhao Zhen had learned [qin, chess, calligraphy and painting] in his previous life-qin, playing piano and guitar; chess, military chess, checkers, backgammon; books, for fans Signed; drawn, q version cartoon cute!

Zhao Xiaozhen naively thought that it wouldn't be too difficult to replace [modern piano, chess, calligraphy and painting] with [ancient piano, chess, calligraphy and painting]. However, the cruel reality once again gave him a head-on blow!His claws are too small to reach the strings, he only knows five-line notation but not ancient notation. He doesn’t even know the rules of Go. His calligraphy has improved from being miserable to barely readable. Zhao Xiaozhen is even a little complacent~

Only the item [painting] is still achievable.

Zhao Xiaozhen shocked the audience with a [Q-version family portrait of Kaifeng Mansion], blinding everyone's eyes!This cross-age painting not only created a new school of painting, but also got a sky-high price by local tyrants in the capital because it was stamped with Zhao Xiaozhen's seal.Later, it was collected by Mr. Bao, who was close to the water tower and had a crescent moon on his forehead. He hung it in the most conspicuous place in his study and admired it every day.

According to the little maid serving tea and pouring water, Mr. Bao likes to invite his colleagues to the study to discuss things recently...

What?You ask why?

→_→Anyway, it's not for showing off, the big bag is not so naive!

In this era when the imperial power is supreme, whenever the emperor is a little disturbed, the outside world will immediately hear the wind.

The wisdom of the ancient people should not be underestimated. That is, after Zhao Zhen, the first q-version comic book in history was published ahead of schedule. As soon as the q-version comic strips came out, they were loved by the children of the Song Dynasty. From ancient times to the present, children’s money is the best to earn. The poor scholar became famous after painting salty fish. I heard that the q-version martial arts cheats were published one after another. The q version of wit and beauty, as well as the q version of n12 ancient adult [action] album, sell well all over the country!

These are all things for later, let's not mention them for now, let's talk about Zhao Xiaozhen.

Zhao Xiaozhen, who has just learned how to play chess, is very addicted to chess, but his chess skills are too stinky and his chess skills are too bad. Those who dare to beat him are unwilling to play with him, and those who dare not beat him are unwilling to play with others. Zhao Xiaozhen Live so entangled~~

While Zhao Zhen was playing chess, Bai Yutang avoided the crowd and dragged Zhan Zhao, who was eating supper, back to his room.

Zhan Zhao held the egg custard in one hand, while Bai Yutang pulled the other hand, fixed his eyes on the egg custard, fearing that his mother's steamed egg custard would be spilled with a shake of his hand.Bai Yutang stuffed Zhan Zhao and egg custard onto the bed, and closed the door after making sure no one was listening to the corner.

Zhan Zhao's attention was still on the egg custard, and he didn't even give it to Bai Yutang out of the corner of his eye. He took a bite carefully with a spoon, took a deep breath~ took a deep breath~ showing a happy expression, if there was a plush mat at this moment, the cat Zhan would definitely Go up happily!

Bai Yutang raised his forehead, the life of competing for favor with all kinds of food every day is really cruel enough.

Bai Yutang's expression was serious: "Cat, I have something to tell you."

"Say it~" Zhan Zhao took the second bite with a happy face, and his whole body became shiny.

The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched, how should I say this?Zhao Zhen was led badly by the two of us. He doesn't like women like men. The man he likes is Cheng Ying, who knows no difference between friend and foe?Bai Yutang hesitated for a moment, "What do you think... Cheng Ying?"

Zhan Zhao happily ate the third mouthful, blinked, "Chengying's life is too entangled, I don't like it."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "You don't like it, but your apprentice does."

Zhan Zhao bit the spoon for a moment, "Like it?" Every morning I saw Zhao Xiaozhen bullying Cheng Xiaoying for morning exercises, are these hallucinations?That's right, Xiaobai stays in bed every day, so he definitely won't be able to see this scene.But...Zhao Xiaozhen bullies Cheng Xiaoying every day when she is full. Is this also an illusion?Bullying Cheng Xiaoying to help her sleep every day before going to bed is also an illusion?

Zhan Zhao thought about it hard, "Zhao Xiaozhen really appreciates Chengying, saying that he can endure and be ruthless, Jinlin is not a thing in a pond, he can transform a dragon when encountering a storm, this is a very high evaluation." He always only speaks plain words The old Zhao Zhen seldom said such polite words, I don't know where he read it.

Bai Yutang explained: "It's not appreciation, it's liking, the liking between us."

Zhan Zhao stammered, "What do we two like...?"

Bai Yutang smiled and nodded, "Cat, why are you blushing?"

Refreshed!With a blushing face, Zhan Zhao ate the fourth mouthful of egg custard, and fed the fifth mouthful to Bai Yutang, "Yutang, you eat."

Bai Wuye has always been obsessed with cleanliness. If someone brings a used spoon to his mouth, Bai Wuye will definitely kick him and the spoon into the sky.The person who can stretch the spoon is Zhan Zhao, Bai Wuye didn't dislike it at all, and swallowed it in one bite... The egg custard melts in the mouth and leaves a fragrance on the cheeks, it is really delicious!

Zhan Zhao smiled and said, "Is it delicious?"

Bai Yutang nodded, "I still want to eat."

So the two heroes ate supper happily, and poor Zhao Xiaozhen was ignored again...

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At this time, Zhao Xiaozhen was still scratching his head, thinking about how to crack the chess game and defeat Zhan Qingfeng.

Bai Gu strolled over to watch the excitement, stood behind Zhao Zhen and directed blindly, "Get down here!"

Zhan Qingfeng rolled his eyes at him, "Watch the chess without saying a word."

Bai Gu curled his lips, "You are so grown up, is it interesting to bully children!"

Zhan Qingfeng was too lazy to play tricks on him, and directly expressed his contempt with his eyes.

Bai Gu was furious and drove Zhao Zhen away, sat down by himself and continued with Zhan Qingfeng.

Zhan Qingfeng frowned slightly, this expression translates into human language - this person is so annoying.

Bai Gu sneered, "Are you scared?"

Zhan Qingfeng stretched his brows, and slowly spit out four words - "I'm defeated."

Bai Gu was speechless, his chess record with Zhan Qingfeng was 174 wins and 175 losses, so far he was indeed the loser.When Bai Gu encountered a knowing blow, he covered his heart and gritted his teeth. Some people who don't like to talk, occasionally say a word but hit the nail on the head, sharp and sharp...

The two adults fought, and they insisted on dividing male and female on the chessboard.Zhao Xiaozhen, the owner of the chessboard, was kicked out. He was squatting in the corner drawing circles, and was picking up by Zhan Qingmang who was passing by when he was destroying the young buds that had just broken through the ground.In a dry tone, Zhan Qingmang warmly welcomed Zhao Xiaozhen to visit his room. ps: Physiognomy and palmistry are free of charge~

Zhao Xiaozhen was glad that Gongsun was not here, otherwise he would have quarreled with Zhan Qingmang again.

Gongsun rejects all theories about ghosts and ghosts, Zhan Qingmang talks about ghosts and ghosts, and it is fun for the two of them to get along together.Gongsun quoted the classics and eloquently, and Zhan Qingmang emphasized [I have seen monsters] in a dry tone.Gongsun Ce continued to quote the classics and eloquently, while Zhan Qingmang still emphasized dryly [I have seen monsters].In short, no matter what Gongsun said, Zhan Qingmang will always only say [I have seen monsters]...

Both Zhan Qingmang and Gongsun Ce are one-sided, they accept death and don't know how to compromise.In the end, it was Zhan Qingmang who relied on the perseverance of many years of martial arts training to defeat the powerless Gongsun... In fact, it was Gongsun who chattered all day, thirsty, hungry and sleepy, and was finally knocked out by General Pang and resisted.

As Zhan Qingmang is a dedicated magic stick, the bedroom is naturally... very characteristic.

Zhao Zhen and Zhan Qingmang, who was muttering, sat opposite each other. Zhan Qingmang took out a few copper coins and waved them around, his expression getting more and more dignified.

Although Zhao Xiaozhen didn't believe this, he couldn't help being curious, "What did you figure out, can you tell me?"

Zhan Qingmang said seriously: "There has been a bloody disaster recently! Don't go to the sky or enter the earth! Remember to remember!"

Zhao Xiaozhen touched his chin: Can't go to heaven or earth?It means that you can't use light work and can't walk the secret path?

At this time, the guard outside the window patted the window lightly, "Your Majesty, Mr. Zhan has captured Chengying."

Zhao Zhen's first reaction was to scratch his ears, "What did you say?"

The dark guard said: "Master Zhan took Chengying away, Fifth Master Bai told us to pass on a message, 'If you want to save Chengying, just tell us the truth'."

The corner of Zhao Zhen's mouth twitched: Zhan Zhao Bai Yutang ate something indigestible at night?Or was it possessed by tomandjerry?

"Is there anything else?" Zhao Zhen asked with a headache.

The hidden guard struggled for a long time, "There is also that Bai Ye who said, 'If you dare to say a word, I will kill all the hidden guards', the other dark guards were detained by that Bai Ye, and I was the only one left to pass the message." [That Bai Ye] naturally refers to Bai Gu.

Zhao Xiaozhen asked the sky speechlessly.

The father and son of the Bai family are at odds, why do I always get splinted, when will this hard day be the end!