[Rat cat] Long live the emperor

"Don't touch it, if you touch this, you will die."

Zhao Xiaozhen's words were not astonishing, and he kept dying. The scholars were so frightened that they took three steps back, and the crowd kept crying for their feet being stepped on.Fang Jing'an's face paled instantly after recovering from the heat, and she barely stood firm while leaning on the table, her eyes flashed with doubts and entanglements, as if she knew what was going on?

Zhao Xiaozhen narrowed her eyes and looked at Fang Jing'an.

Zhan Zhao picked up the bold Zhao Xiaozhen with one hand, and kept him away from danger. In order to prevent Zhao Xiaozhen from struggling and making trouble, he shook his collar by his collar.Only the crumpled poem manuscript and the equally crumpled poet Fang Jing'an remained in place, forming a circle of no man's land around...

Zhan Zhao and Zhao Zhen are used to playing around, but the "daily play" in the eyes of the two of them has attracted a huge amount of whispering - Zhan Zhao actually picked up the emperor, kneading it round, flattening and shaking it like stretched noodles go?As expected of Nanxia Zhanzhao who is well-known all over the world, the man named [Royal Cat] is really not ordinary!

ps: The emperor's elasticity is really good.

Zhao Xiaozhen twisted and struggled in mid-air, "Master! I found a little spider!"

Zhan Zhao was taken aback, "What happened to the spider?" Could it be the key clue to solve the case?

Zhao Zhen said with a serious expression, "Spider, he's dead!"

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Zhao Zhen said in a sad tone: "Everything has a spirit, let it rest in the ground!"

Zhan Zhao: "..."

Come here, Wukong, I will never beat you to death as a teacher.

Under the stare of Zhan Zhao's cat eyes, Zhao Zhen lowered his voice and said: "The spider has no trauma, it may have been poisoned to death. I used the silver needle given by my husband to check the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on the table. These things are from Taibai Building They were prepared uniformly, and no poison was found, except for Fang Jingan's poem..."

Zhao Zhen pointed to the crumpled poems on the ground, "I found some white powder on the poems, put them back and showed the poison to Mr. Gongsun's silver needles soaked in medicine, the effect is better than ordinary silver needles, even Colorless, odorless, and highly poisonous that will not change the color of silver needles can also be tested.

Zhao Xiaozhen took out a black silver needle with a dead spider stuck on it, "The person who poisoned Fang Jing'an intended to kill for love, vendetta or murder, or to eliminate competitors. I heard that Fang Jing'an He is the most popular candidate for this year's first class, and the gambling house bets this amount on him." Zhao Zhen gestured with his hands, "Fame and wealth plus overnight wealth, the temptation is not small~~"

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, "How do you even know about the casino?"

Because I've been to a casino - this is absolutely unacceptable!Otherwise, Master Bao and the Eighth Prince will start talking about it again, and the Queen Mother, will I be chained to the dragon chair, and I will not be allowed to go anywhere except the upper court, and I will be whipped with a small leather whip dipped in chili water every day, Play eight times a day?Zhao Zhen trembled with his arms in his arms, and quickly changed the subject: "I guess the person who poisoned is still in the lobby, maybe someone who participated in the poem fight."

Zhao Zhen winks at Bai Yutang—come on!It's time to test you!Whether you are a biological father or a stepfather is in your mind!

The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth twitched - don't forget to be talkative at a time like this, Zhao Xiaozhen just needs a beating!

"I've seen this kind of spider before." Bai Yutang sighed, took the silver needle and looked at it. "This is the red-spotted poisonous spider from Yunnan. This kind of poisonous spider is very territorial. The female spider has a particularly fierce personality and will actively attack people and animals. I heard that this kind of female spider will not go out to look for food during pregnancy. Spiders as food." Bai Yutang wrapped up the spider and put it away, "Don't look at its small size, the venom of the red-spotted poisonous spider can kill prey hundreds of times larger than it. Once a person is poisoned, he will be in a trance If you are stupid, you will die immediately."

Zhao Zhen pondered, "To be or not to be, this is a question worth considering..."

Bai Yutang resolutely ignored Zhao Zhen, and Zhan Zhao seemed to have forgotten about the casino. What he was concerned about now was—why did poisonous spiders die of poison?Wouldn't it be the poisonous spider that bit Li Hong to death first, and then Sheng Wuqian swallowed the poison and committed suicide?Is this a cross-racial suicide?

Zhan Zhao had a headache and said, "Could there be two murderers?"

Zhao Zhen rubbed his chin, "You mean, the two murderers wanted to kill Fang Jing'an, and they did it today by coincidence, one with poison and the other with poisonous spiders, but both idiots missed? Then the dead Li Is Hong taking the place of the dead ghost, or harming others and eventually harming himself?"

Bai Yutang lazily said: "I think Li Hong is the second murderer who used poisonous spiders."

Zhan Zhao followed Bai Yutang's train of thought to analyze, "You mean that the first murderer poisoned Fang Jing'an's poems and wanted to poison Fang Jing'an to death. At this moment, the second murderer Li Hong jumped out. He snatched the poem manuscript and took this opportunity to release the poisonous spider. Unexpectedly, he became Fang Jingan's scapegoat by mistake and was poisoned to death by the poison of the first murderer. Then Li Hong's poisonous spider followed suit and was also poisoned to death by the poison. Li Hong failed to kill, but instead acted as a substitute for the dead, which makes sense..."

After handling the case for many years, it was the first time he encountered such a stupid murderer, Zhanmao said he was speechless.

Zhao Zhen said with emotion: "If this is the case, Li Hong is pretty hardworking..."

"Actually, he doesn't need to do that at all." Zhao Zhen said persuasively: "Li Hong is quite knowledgeable, but unfortunately he is too jealous. How can a person who can't tolerate others take on a big responsibility? Such a person yearns for the officialdom the most, and is also the least suitable In officialdom, even if he is the number one scholar in high school, I wouldn't dare to reuse this kind of person." Zhao Zhen was definitely not talking sarcasticly, he was really just talking about the facts, but Li Hong had already fooled himself to death.

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang looked at the sky at the same time, if Li Hong heard these words in the sky, would he be so angry that he would come to life?

Zhan Zhao thought for a while, "And that Yang Jiye with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I always feel that he has other plans. Yang Jiye has been circling around Fang Jing'an just now. He can easily get access to the poem draft, so there are too many opportunities to poison him. "

Zhao Zhen and Bai Yutang were very surprised—after the accident, Zhan Zhao left first, and did not hear their discussion about Yang Jiye at all.Zhanmao, who was in a daze, saw through Yang Jiye's malicious intentions at a glance. Is this the cat's sixth sense?

The exam is just around the corner, and Zhao Zhen doesn't want Li Hong's death to cause panic and affect other candidates' preparation for the exam.

Zhan Zhao also understands the stakes. Now is a sensitive period. Candidates are highly nervous and their swords are on the verge of firing. The slightest disturbance may cause riots.

In other words, the people behind the scenes have disappeared for so long, will they jump out and stir up trouble?

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The three of them rushed back to Kaifeng Mansion with poison powder, the dead body of the poisonous spider, and a stomach full of questions.

Zhan Zhao left a few yamen servants stationed in Taibai Tower, nominally to protect the scene, but in fact to secretly protect Fang Jing'an.

Fang Jing'an, this kid, just answered the phrase "A man is not judged by his appearance", he looked honest and dull, and he didn't know who he had offended, so two murderers jumped out at once to kill him.In order to prevent murderers from springing up like mushrooms after a spring rain, everyone formed a group to conspire to murder Fang Jing'an, and Zhao Zhen also sent secret guards to protect him.

In fact, Zhao Zhen didn't quite understand it all the time. They were all competitors, so why did they have to live together in Taibailou?Don't you feel tired of looking up and seeing each other every day, superficially affectionate, and privately sarcastic?

A small number of like-minded candidates eventually cultivated into close friends; most of them pretended to be close, and everyone was familiar with each other, and it was enough to pass; I don't even bother to pretend, it's just so capricious.

A hypocrite who said, "Brother so-and-so is so talented, he will definitely win the gold medal in the Toad Palace", but in fact he was not sincere, and gloated in his heart: "This guy has failed many times, and he probably won't be able to do it this year. Coax him a few words." It’s a good deed every day.”

An upright person is good at discovering the good points of others, and when he says, "Brother XX is so talented, he will definitely win the gold medal in the Toad Palace", he is absolutely sincere!Little fans look at their idols, the more they look at them, the more they admire them, and then they look back at themselves, the more they look at them, the more they fail.

(=￣w￣=) This cruel life is really intoxicating!

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When the three of them returned to Kaifeng Mansion, Gongsun had already come out of the autopsy room and was drinking tea in Mr. Bao's study.

Gongsun said: "Li Hong was poisoned to death, his lungs turned black, because he was poisoned by breathing." Gongsun glanced at Zhao Zhen, "It is difficult to breathe after the poison is poisoned, and there will be no wounds on the body. People die Afterwards, the complexion will not turn blue-black from poisoning, and the seven orifices will not bleed. The time from poisoning to death is extremely short, and there is no time to save people if there is an antidote. Because the death is very similar to sudden death from a disease, it is often used in the palace to treat Execute [seriously ill] concubines and courtiers [with old diseases]."

"The mighty general at that time made countless contributions to the Song Dynasty, but was repeatedly humiliated by the Emperor Taizu because of his great achievements. The Emperor Taizu gave the mighty general in front of all civil and military officials at the palace banquet. When the general pours wine, there is this poison in the wine."

Speaking of the excitement, Mr. Gongsun sneered three times, "Emperor Taizu poured the wine himself, how dare the mighty general not drink it, how could he not drink it? He could only drink the wine in the glass with tears, and died of poisoning in an instant. Taizu Said [the mighty general has an old disease, he drank too much today and died suddenly, and the body was carried back to the general's mansion, and the others continued to feast] After finishing speaking, raise a glass and toast, the civil and military officials of the court are so angry that they dare not speak!"

Gongsun put down his teacup, and the more he talked, the more frustrated he became. "Civil and military officials are not fools. No one knows that the mighty general is strong and innate with supernatural powers. Not to mention [an old disease], he has never suffered from an illness since he was a child. But Emperor Taizu said that he [has an old disease] He just had an old disease, so he [sudden death from drinking] was a sudden death. Since then, all people who died of this kind of poisoning were called [relapse of old disease]." Gongsun Bai glanced at Pang Tong.

Pang Tong stopped drinking tea—is he afraid of my death, or is he hoping for my death?

Zhao Xiaozhen died of grievance, "I didn't do it!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing, Master Bao comforted him: "Of course it's not the emperor, but the medicines in the palace are all rationed, especially poisons. Please come and ask the emperor's doctor Xuan."

Zhao Zhen pursed his lips, threw the token into the air and raised his voice, "Call Qu Lin, the chief of the Imperial Hospital." When the murderer is caught, he must also experience the feeling of being wronged!Just blame him for having a crush on Zhan Zhao, and then close the door and put the white vinegar hall, either sour him to death, or turn him into a pig's head!

The dark guard flew over to take the token, and took the order to leave.

Zhan Zhao told Master Bao about his previous speculation, and handed over the medicine powder and poisonous red-spotted spider that Zhao Zhen had found to Gongsun.Because the medicinal powder can be poisoned by breathing, Gongsun only dissolved a small amount with water, "That's right, it's this kind of poison."

Mr. Bao frowned, he was really afraid of something, Chun Wei was not kidding.

Master Bao pondered for a moment, "Bring Fang Jing'an back for questioning."

Everyone looked at each other—it was actually thankless to summon Fang Jing'an at this time.I'm afraid it's Mr. Bao who loves talents. On the one hand, he wants to solve the case as soon as possible to stabilize people's hearts, and on the other hand, he also wants to protect Fang Jing'an.Only Lord Bao is willing to do such a thankless task.

Zhao Zhen suddenly said: "Your Excellency, you should think about it. If you meet Fang Jing'an, you will no longer be the chief examiner."

"Examiner?!" Everyone was surprised, including Bao Zheng.

Don't look at Zhao Zhen's usual gags and no scruples when speaking, Xiao Baozi's tongue is extremely strict at critical moments, and the little gourd with his mouth sawn off, he is under the pressure of civil and military affairs from the court, and he does not disclose the candidates for the examiner and the list of invigilators.

According to Zhao Zhen's idea: wait for the candidates to enter the examination room, then read out the list of examiners in public, and then lock the examiners and candidates into the examination room together.The examiner is not allowed to leave, and the examiner's family members are not allowed to visit, let alone deliver things or send servants. Naturally, there will be people serving in the examination room, and there will be no shortage of food or clothing.Until the end of the exam, all the candidates left the exam room, and then the invigilator was released, and allowed to take a bath with grapefruit leaves after returning home...

Zhao Xiaozhen mingled with Kaifeng Mansion every day, and he didn't leak a word. Everyone didn't expect him to choose Mr. Bao as the chief examiner.

Examiner!The first class of candidates is a justifiable teacher!Great opportunity to expand your network!The big fat gap!

Bao Zheng had never been an examiner before, regretted it for a moment, and finally shook his head, "I can only live up to the love of the emperor." The people behind the scenes fled outside, and another homicide occurred in Bianjing. As a trustworthy courtier, Bao Zheng is duty-bound.

Zhao Zhen also felt sorry.

He trusted Bao Zheng's character, but he couldn't stop the people talking. If Bao Zheng and the examinee got mixed up, he couldn't be the chief examiner no matter what.Strict laws and regulations need to lead by example. If even Zhao Zhen himself is [nepotism], can he still expect others to be impartial?

The atmosphere suddenly became a little depressed, Master Bao smiled and said: "By the way, Xiaohong's identity has been verified."

Everyone was stunned, without turning their heads, Zhan Zhao tilted his head and said, "What Xiaohong?"

Bai Yutang never forgets with his photographic memory, he pointed to Zhan Zhao with his eyes—it was Xiao Hong who was crying and kneeling on the street begging for help.

Zhan Zhao pretended to be surprised——Bai Wuye met so many weak women crying for help every day, it's thanks to you for remembering.

Bai Yutang: "..."

I was wrong, I shouldn't be talking...well, I shouldn't be talking.

Mr. Bao stroked his beard and chattered, "You young people, you forget things and forget things, and your hair is frizzy. You have such a bad memory at such a young age. When investigating the case of the palace lady, Xiao Hong was chased by the thugs of Jinxiu Tower, and Zhan Wei and Bai Shaoxia rescued her. She, and brought her back to report the crime, have you all forgotten?"

Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang were busy fighting with their eyes, but Zhao Zhen remembered that there was indeed a girl named Xiaohong.At that time, everyone was exhausted in investigating the case, and they suspected that Xiaohong was behind the scenes, but in the end the case was solved, and it had nothing to do with Xiaohong, and they were wronged.

Gongsun also remembered, "Xiaohong ran away from her master, stole property, and broke the contract of sale, which violated the laws of the Song Dynasty. My lord thought that she had a reason for the incident, so she was given a light sentence and detained pending trial. We will discuss the crime after finding out her background."

It is said that she is detained pending trial, but the little girl cannot really be locked up with the vicious gangsters.Xiaohong is homeless, and there is Boss Qian from Jinxiulou watching over her outside. Xiaohong begs Mrs. Bao crying, and lives in the backyard with the kitchen aunt and little maid.Zhan Zhao and the others were only active in the front yard, Xiaohong never left the backyard, she was quiet and the women in the branch took good care of her.

Mrs. Bao sighed, "That girl is really pitiful. She was originally a rich and well-clothed eldest lady, but she was sold twice after going around and around, and finally she was reduced to the land of fireworks. It was hard to find her biological parents, but they disliked her and lost her. Fame, I refuse to recognize my daughter." Master Bao wrinkled his sad face, "Xiaohong is now clamoring to become a monk, no one can do anything to her, I am worried..."

Zhao Zhen asked curiously, "Who are her parents?"

Master Bao glanced at the indifferent Pang Tong, "It's Mrs. Pang's natal sister."

Mrs. Pang in Bao Zheng's mouth refers to Pang Ji's current wife, Pang Tong's stepmother - Sun.

Sun's father is Sun Deren, who was originally a seven-rank sesame official in a remote village. He has no skills and no future.Later, by some unknown means, she sold her eldest daughter to Pang Ji, who was in her twenties, to be her concubine.

The Sun family was very favored after entering the mansion, and within a few years gave birth to Pang Yu to gain a firm foothold.The Sun family achieved Taoism and ascended to heaven, and the whole family benefited from marrying a daughter.Later, Pang Tong's biological mother passed away, and the Sun family was upright, and his father, Sun Deren, was promoted again and again with Pang Ji's support.This year, because of [excellent political performance], he was transferred to Beijing at a low level, and became a moderately high-ranking official in Beijing. He spent his days leisurely in the Ministry of Rites, and his other sons and daughters lived well.

Xiaohong was originally the youngest daughter of Sun Deren, and she was once regarded as a treasure. Xiaohong was lost when she was five years old. The Sun family cried and searched for several years, but there was no clue, and gradually gave up.Unexpectedly, more than ten years later, Xiaohong suddenly appeared!His own daughter was reduced to a brothel?Or did Boss Qian of Jinxiu Building personally 'tune' it out?This is so exciting!

Mrs. Sun didn't come up in one breath, and almost went to see the ancestors ahead of time. The first sentence after waking up was-"My daughter is dead!" Can't admit it, absolutely can't admit it!Otherwise, how would the other sons and daughters behave?Where can I put this old face of mine!

There were six or seven children who were abducted together back then. As long as the Sun family refuses to admit it, no one has evidence, so they can't put a knife on their necks and force others to recognize their daughters.

Xiaohong was heartbroken, she cried and wanted to become a monk, Master Bao also had a headache, Zhao Zhen narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, "I have a good idea."

Pay attention to something...

Everyone looked at the sky silently, feeling that the Sun family was going to be in trouble.

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Tai Hospital, formerly known as [Hanlin Medical Official Academy], Zhao Zhen thought it was a trick, so he kept calling it [Tai Hospital].This is the advantage of being an emperor. Zhao Zhen said something casually, and everyone changed their habits. A few months ago, [Hanlin Medical Official Hospital] had officially changed its name to [Tai Hospital].

The Tai Hospital is managed by the Imperial Academy, which belongs to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and is included in the four bureaus of astronomy, calligraphy, painting, and medical officials.The Tai Hospital mainly undertakes the functions of the [Central Medical Management Organization]. Generally, there are two hospital envoys and two deputy envoys, and four people jointly manage the affairs of the Tai Hospital. Medical officer, medical only Hou Lingling totaled hundreds of people...

Both the principal and deputy envoys of the Imperial Hospital have official positions, which are equivalent to the principal and vice presidents of modern hospitals. They are usually busy with mundane affairs and are not the best medical skills.The official position of the Tai Hospital is not directly proportional to the medical skills. The so-called medical profession has a special supply.

The Tai Hospital often hangs around in front of the emperor, and there are many opportunities for promotion, resulting in overstaffed staff, more and more bloated departments, and a large number of idlers.In some film and television dramas of later generations, the emperor would kill all the imperial physicians when he was angry, "I will let you be buried with me if I can't save XX!"-this is definitely a fictional plot, except for some special cases, the imperial physicians are very safe. will die.

Following the Department of Guards, the Tai Hospital could not escape Zhao Zhen's [poisonous hands]. After a series of reforms, a third of the idle staff was laid off, and the Tai Hospital was split into three departments. For medical treatment, one is in charge of writing books, and the other is in charge of management. There are many small departments under the three departments.

The department in charge of seeing patients was named [Emergency Department] by Zhao Zhen, and it brings together talents with outstanding medical skills to discuss medical skills, develop new medicines, improve old medicines, write medical books, etc... [Emergency Department] It is the most core department of Tai Hospital. There is one head of the hospital and two heads of deputy heads. Gongsun hangs a deputy head. The head of the hospital, Qu Lin, was hand-picked by Zhao Zhen.

Qu Lin was young and had great medical skills, but he was too timid and would cry every now and then.

After receiving Zhao Zhen's order, the dark guards didn't dare to delay for a moment, and rushed straight into the Tai Hospital to capture Song Lin who was in [Daily One Cry].The dark guards took Imperial Physician Qu into the air, flew over the eaves and walls and hurried back to Kaifeng Mansion, leaving behind the crying of Imperial Physician Qu along the way, and the common people all looked up—is it raining?

Seeing Zhao Zhen, Qu Lin sniffled and burst into tears, like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied at her husband's house, she rushed over to hug her thigh tearfully, because Zhao Zhen was too... concentrated, so she had to hug her waist instead.Qu Lin is timid and has a serious fear of heights. Just now, when the dark guard carried him by his collar and flew over the wall, his little heart almost jumped out!Fortunately, Qu Lin was afraid of death, so he carried small life-saving pills with him, and took two to save himself.

As soon as Qu Lin saw Zhao Zhen, he rushed forward to sue him: "Your Majesty! I almost miss you! Beep..."

Zhao Zhen looked at a hidden guard: "Are you playing a hooligan?"

A certain hidden guard touched his nose: "Emperor Qu's crying is so funny, my subordinates couldn't help but tease me..."

Zhao Xiaozhen expressed doubts: "Only once?"

A certain dark guard coughed twice: "One after another..."

→_→It really is a hooligan.

"Go to the corner and stand!" Zhao Zhen pretended to angrily reprimand the hidden guard, who walked towards the corner expressionlessly, and was punished by standing in the corner... The emperor really protected his shortcomings.Zhao Zhen patted Qu Lin's head and smoothed his hair~ "Don't cry, I will support you, how do you want to punish him?"

Qu Lin's eyes were clouded with tears, "Let him help me beat bugs!"

Zhao Zhen tried his best to hold back a smile, "Okay, you can smash as much as you want."

Physician Qu is timid and afraid of all living insects. However, the Tai Hospital has recently researched new medicines and has to crush a large number of insects to make medicine.This killed Qu Lin. He cried and fainted three times a day, three times, and was rescued by his cruel colleagues, because everyone would listen to him, and even pretend to be sick. This job is really cruel, Qu Lin Every time I saw Zhao Zhen, I cried and shouted to retire from old age and return home.

The strange thing is that Qu Lin is afraid of live bugs, but he is not afraid of dead bugs that are bloody and bloody after mashing, and he just grabs them with his hands when making medicine!At work, Qu Lin changed his usual crying appearance, and dared to think and do what he said. His strong medical ethics don't need to be explained!

Qu Lin blinked and dropped two golden peas, "The emperor keeps his word?"

Zhao Zhen had an upright face, "Golden words!"

The innocent Qu Lin believed it, wiped away his tears and broke into a smile.

Everyone who used to be innocent lit candles for him—I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than Zhao Zhen's mouth!

Zhan Zhao handed the powder found at the murder scene to Qu Lin, and Qu Lin looked at it, "Oh..."

Oh what, don't gasp! ——Everyone glared at Qu Lin.

"So it's this medicine." Regardless of Qu Lin's young age, the Qu family has worked in the Tai Hospital for three consecutive generations, and they are very clear about the big and small things in the Tai Hospital.When Qu Lin's grandfather was young, it happened to be the period of Taizu. Qu Lin not only heard about this poison, but also saw the real thing.

Qu Lin said: "When the late emperor was alive, he strictly prohibited the imperial hospital from collecting poisons. This medicine and several other poisons were destroyed. The rules of the palace are strict, private poisoning, hiding poisons, and using poisons are all capital offenses. There is no emperor. No one in the hospital dares to make poison. And judging by the color of the powder, it doesn’t look like a new medicine in a few years, but an old medicine that has been stored for many years.”

Mr. Bao said: "In Tai Hospital, who else would do this kind of poison?"

"Anyone knows it." Qu Lin said carelessly, "The Imperial Hospital has collected prescriptions from all over the world. A doctor holds a prescription in his hand, just like a warrior holding a sharp sword. He is a genius doctor who cures diseases and saves people. He is a hero if he is a hero. To save is a quack doctor, to bully the weak is to be a scum!" After Qu Lin Dayi said this awe-inspiringly, she took a peek at the hidden guard who was standing in the corner for punishment, everything was said in silence...

The crowd was silent.

Can't tell that Imperial Physician Qu still holds grudges, never forgets to take revenge, and if he seizes the opportunity, he will step on it. Is this a coward's counterattack?

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There were no clues in the imperial hospital, and everyone watched the elated imperial physician Qu and a certain secret guard who was "ordered to make atonement".If Doctor Qu is a [rabbit that can bite people], and the hidden guard trained by Zhao Zhen is a [loyal dog that can't bark], the two of them are together, and I don't know who is bullying the other...

After seeing Imperial Physician Qu away, Zhan Xiaozhao and Zhao Xiaozhen went home for lunch holding hands, walking briskly and happily.

The relatives haven't left yet, the important thing is that Mrs. Zhan hasn't left yet!Mrs. Zhan's cooking skills are amazing, and the mastermind behind the scenes can't stop Zhao Xiaozhen's determination to eat!Zhao Xiaozhen often sighed with emotion - if it wasn't that he couldn't beat Zhan Qingfeng, he must illegally detain Mrs. Zhan in the imperial dining room and cook for me every day!Woohoo, I wish I could meet again when I was not married!

Bai Yutang's appetite is very light, and he has no obsession with food. He can eat a bowl of rice with delicacies from mountains and seas, and he can also eat a bowl of rice with pickled vegetables and tofu.The main reason is that fifth master is too lazy, eating and adding food are troublesome things.Every time Zhan Zhao served Bai Yutang rice, he would use a spoon to press it down hard. Bai Yutang didn't have the habit of leaving leftovers, so he ate as much as he filled, and even if he felt full, he would eat it clean.

Compared with Bai Yutang's repeated setbacks in raising cats, Zhan Zhao has been working hard silently, patiently fattening up his beloved little white mice.

With his hands behind his back, Bai Yutang walked slowly behind the two of them, looking thoughtfully at Zhao Xiaozhen's back.

Zhao Zhen is very strange today.

Bai Yutang always thought Zhao Zhen was very strange.Ordinary kids love to mess around and act coquettishly, and Zhao Zhen also likes to mess around and act coquettishly.No more, no less, without being boring, and without looking too old-fashioned.

Zhao Zhen is also lazy in nature, he would rather wander around the streets than do useless work.It's strange that he suddenly ran to Taibai Building and caused a commotion, not to mention that Zhao Zhen was unprincipled in protecting his shortcomings, and actually asked the secret guard to follow Qu Lin to [redone]?It doesn't really make sense.

It was not only Zhao Xiaozhen who was strange, but also Bai Gu who refused to leave.

Baigu didn't know if he took the wrong medicine or forgot to take it, and suddenly became very enthusiastic, not only waiting at the intersection every day to pick him up, but also in front of a large audience—"Yutang, you're back, Daddy has been waiting for you for a long time~ ~" Bai Gu stood at the intersection with a smile like a flower, and the background seemed to be covered with countless white lilies!The passers-by were all dumbfounded by Bai Gumei, men, women, old and children all opened their mouths wide open in foolishness.

——Ah, dear mother!Fifth Master and his father are so pretty!Could it be that the gods came down to earth? !

Bai Yutang turned around and left - it's so embarrassing, I really want to beat him to death!

In addition to attracting crowds at the intersection every day, Bai Gu also wandered in the street every day.Because the two look so much alike, the people will inevitably ask a few questions out of curiosity, and Bai Gu will show the expression of [My family has a son who has just grown up], and then proudly tell others-"Yutang is my son!"

then……

Bai Yutang quickly saw what it means to be full of wind and rain!What a terrible word!

Bai Gu not only went crazy outside, but also went crazy at home.Volunteering to wake Bai Yutang up every day, he doesn't sleep in late, and even pulls Bai Yutang to accompany him in morning exercises.Bai Wuye was very depressed. Every day when he woke up, he saw a face that was exactly like his own, acting stupid. This kind of heart-stuck feeling can't be described in words!Bai Yutang shook his goosebumps, hiding from Baigu was like hiding from flies!

I used to think that Bai Gu's expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling was very unbearable.

Now I find that the half-smile is actually pretty good, and Bai Gu of [Smiling Like a Flower] is too scary!

Although Bai Yutang always wanted to keep a low profile, his appearance, temper, and kung fu really didn't have the capital to keep a low profile.Bai Yutang was born with an eye-catching quality. After a few years in the martial arts world, he became famous all over the world, and after a few strolls on the street, he became a household name.Now Bai Yutang is permanently stationed in Kaifeng Mansion, and he is paired with the equally eye-catching Zhan Zhao, Shining Liangliang x Shining Liangliang = Bright Blind.

Bai Yutang is very popular in Kaifeng, and Bai Gu is also famous. The fact that the two are biological father and son, even friends from far away in the world have heard about it, and they wrote to Bai Yutang one after another, asking (calling) asking (listening) ) Detailed (eight) feelings (gua).

Sven said, "Recently I was surprised to hear that Brother Bai has found his biological father. I am very happy. Can you clear up the confusion?"

To put it bluntly, "Bai Lao Wu, you are so fucking unkind! Aren't you an orphan! How can there be another father?"

The vague statement is, "Becoming a father? Congratulations, you are so mean, and you didn't notify me when you married a daughter-in-law!" Afterwards, an urgent letter was added, "I'm sorry to hear it wrong, it's not because I want to be a father, but because I want to be a father , Congratulations! Say hello to Uncle for me!"

Bai Yutang set fire to all the letters, and was so angry that he didn't sleep all night!

The authorities are obsessed with bystanders, Zhan Zhao himself likes to bully Bai Yutang, but he doesn't allow others to bully Bai Yutang, so he must stand up to protect his own mice at critical moments!Zhan Zhao analyzed: "First of all, uncle is definitely not messing around, otherwise my father would not ignore it. Secondly, uncle has an arrogant personality, even if he wanted to recognize you back, he would not use this method of stalking you. He obviously made trouble on purpose. you play."

"The last one is Zhao Xiaozhen!" Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes and said decisively, "This method of stalking but surprisingly effective can be seen as Zhao Xiaozhen's handwriting! Since he can come up with such a bad idea, he must know the reason!"

Bai Yutang stretched out his hand and drew his knife, "I'll ask him!"

Zhan Zhao rushed forward to grab the knife, "Keep people under the knife! Zhao Xiaozhen is still useful!"

Bai Yutang sneered coldly, "Except for eating, drinking, talking, getting into trouble and giving bad ideas, what's the use of keeping him!"

Zhan Zhao almost blurted out, "Death to us both!"

The two of them were joking, but when it comes to this, they are a little serious.Thousands of thoughts flashed through Bai Yutang's mind, and he couldn't tell whether it was happiness or worry.Zhao Zhen is an apprentice, and it's the apprentice's turn to die when he has no biological children. Why did Zhan Zhao decide that he would not have children without thinking about it...

Give us both the end...

Bai Yutang threw away the knife, and stretched out his arms to hug Zhan Zhao.

I thought you were confused and didn't understand anything, but it turns out you know everything.

I will give you everything you want, except the child...

Cats love children so much...

Bai Yutang put all his strength into his arms and hugged Zhan Zhao tightly.

Zhan Zhao took a while to realize what he said, regretting being quick-spoken, but he didn't expect Bai Yutang to be so excited.Zhan Zhao put his reddened face on Bai Yutang's shoulder, only his red ears were exposed, he hugged him obediently, and after a while he slowly raised his hand to return the hug.

(づ￣3￣)づ

The two happily embraced each other, forgetting about Baigu, Zhao Zhen, and the truth.Even sleeping at night is hugged to sleep Da!Bai Gu came to make trouble early in the morning as usual, and found that Bai Yutang had abandoned his upright sleeping posture and hugged Zhan Zhao sideways. It seems to be dreaming.

Bai Gu stood by the bed and watched for a long time, he really didn't want to disturb the two of them, so he closed the door behind him when he returned the same way.

Because Bai Gu didn't come to trouble him in the morning, Bai Yutang was lucky, thinking that he had gone crazy enough and finally returned to normal.Unexpectedly, seeing Bai Gu standing at the intersection with a smile like a flower, Bai Yutang felt a toothache for the first time——I was so naive!

Bai Gu picked up Zhao Xiaozhen and entered the room first, his two heads together muttering, he didn't know what bad idea he came up with.

At the thought of talking to Zhao Zhen, Bai Yutang felt a splitting headache.Don't think it's easy to get the words out of Zhao Zhen's mouth, this kid is so sweet, his mouth is like a clam shell!For example, Master Bao being the chief examiner, if Zhao Zhen hadn't said it himself, even Master Bao, who is perceptive, would not have noticed it, let alone himself.

The most direct way is to exchange what Zhao Zhen wants to know. Zhao Zhen is born with the face of a profiteer, and if he does not make a profit in a business, he will lose it, so [that thing] must be worth more than the money.Bai Yutang is not afraid of heaven and earth, but is afraid of trouble, "Why don't you just go to Zhao Zhen and ask him what he wants..."

Zhan Zhao extinguished this thought with one sentence, "Xiaobai, do you want to be enslaved by Zhao Xiaozhen for the rest of your life?"

Bai Yutang: "..."

Zhan Zhao narrowed his eyes, "What do you think is the chance of us succeeding in catching Chengying and threatening Zhao Xiaozhen?"

Bai Yutang was speechless, "How could it be successful? Can you come up with a reliable idea?" Zhao Xiaozhen's character is unpredictable. I like Chengying, and I am willing to compromise for Chengying.No wonder the old people said that whoever the child is with, the personality will become more and more like that person. Zhao Xiaozhen's fault with coming up with bad ideas must be following Zhan Zhao...

"Where is this idea unreliable?" Zhan Zhao looked bewildered and slightly aggrieved. "What Zhao Xiaozhen wants to know the most is Chengying's secret. If we exchange Chengying's secret, Zhao Xiaozhen will definitely be willing to exchange it. It's obviously a good idea..."

Although Bai Yutang was such a calm person, he blushed a little at this moment.

Totally wrong!Thoughts are too impure!

Bai Yutang coughed twice, avoiding Zhang Zhao's clear eyes, "It's a good idea, let's do it this way."

Zhan Zhao was at a loss at first, then suddenly realized, and looked at Bai Yutang with worried eyes.

Zhao Xiaozhen said that when a man reaches a certain age, he will enter [menopause]. Could it be that Xiaobai also...

Hmm... I don't know if Gongsun will cure it.